Ch 147: Spy Sisters
This chapter is a long awaited request, but thanks for the patience. I think this was worth the wait. Here is a parody of the episode: Spy Buddies. Hope you enjoy.
In the shadow of Lisa and Lily's room, someone is seen going under the super genius toddler's bed to take out the small safe containing the secret invention. Once the passcode is typed and the tiny door is opened, the figure is seen pulling out the package in question and preparing to look at the contents inside. Suddenly though, the lights go on as a tired-out Lana and Lola still in their PJs are seen at the doorway.
Lola: So Lisa, you called for us? What are you doing anyway?
Lisa: I'm just making sure my secret invention is safe Lona, I mean Lola. After that stunt pulled by Lena at the talent show at daddy, I mean father's restaurant, she hasn't done anything of the sort in over a month [she points to the calendar nearby]. That evil tyke's no doubt planning something big, and so I turn to you two for investigate her the following morning.
Lana: But why us? Don't you make all those spy-related gear and stuff for our brother Lincoln and his friend Clyde?
Lisa: Yes, but they're at some summer camp for the week. Everyone else would logically be busy too, so please help me out here elder sisters. Whatever you want in return, I'd gladly do it in exchange for this endeavor.
Lola: Well since you're feeling awfully generous tonight for someone of your caliber, I do have this one dress I sadly stained at a pageant and no matter how many times I scrub it, I can't get it to how it was before. Maybe you and your great intelligence can clean it for me?
Lisa: I suppose so.
Lana: And I was thinking of fixing my old plunger, but better yet, you could invent a new one with some adjustments.
Lisa: Alright. I'll see what I can do.
Lola: I never imagined myself as a spy. [acts like James Bond]
Lana: Hey, Lola, I can see you through this straw.
Lisa: Enough fooling around. Your instructions are on this recording. [gives Lana the recording] But remember, the fate of my future rests in your hands.
Twins: Our hands. [they look at their hands] Ooh!
The next morning, the twins are in the garage where Lola pushes the button on the recording.
Lisa: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to discover what Lena's up to. Don't let her out of your sight. You'll need to rustle up some spy gadgets. If you don't accept it, I will annihilate you! [the twins look at each other in confusion when they heard Lisa say that, which did sound a bit out of character for her. Then a duck quack sound effect is heard] This recording will self-destruct in 10 seconds. [the twins both scream and run around while the recording tape is beeping]
Lola: Get rid of it! Get rid of it, Lana!
The tomboy throws the tape out of the garage and into their neighborhood's yard. Unfortunately for Mr. Grouse, it lands right next to him.
Lana: Look out, Mr. Grouse!
Mr: Grouse: What the-?
The tape explodes, frying Mr. Grouse and causing some damage to his yard.
Lana: Ooh. That's gonna leave a mark.
Mr. Grouse: Louds!
Cut to the twins gathering up spy gadgets that were created by Lisa.
Lola: Let's see if we've got everything.
Lana: Jet packs. Check. Laser-equipped Bermuda shorts with walkie-talkies.
Man on Walkie Talkie: 10-4, good buddy. [static]
Lana: Check. Cameras that fit up your nose. Check. High-powered magnifying glasses. Check. And lastly, the knockout ray. Check.
Lola: Knockout ray? I gotta try that. [blasts Lana with it causing her to get knocked out. Then blasts her again, making her wake up]
Lola: Wow, Lana, with these gadgets, you and I will be great spies.
Then there is a knock at the door. Lana answers it. An angry Mr. Grouse is there.
Mr. Grouse: You darn kids! I'll teach you to blow up my yard!
Lana: We're sorry about that.
Lola: It was her fault, not mine.
Mr. Grouse: Wait till I tell your parents! [he begins to rant]
Lola: What do we do now, Lana?
Lana picks up the knockout ray and knocks Mr. Grouse out. The twins laugh. Cut to the city where the twins are spying from the side of a building.
Lana: What's she doing now?
Lola: Nothing yet. Wait! Wait! She's...
[Lena walks into "Babies R Us"]...buying baby clothes? We gotta get closer.
Lena: Excuse me? [holds up a small pink outfit] I'd like to purchase this.
Employee: Sure thing, little lady.
Lena pays for the clothes and leaves with them.
Employee: Have a nice day.
Lola enlarges herself in the clothes on the wall.
Lola: Wow, Lena has to buy baby clothes? [Lana enlarges himself in the outfit next to Lola]
Lana: How embarrassing.
Lena walks out of "Babies R Us." Lola walks out a couple seconds later.
Lola: Lola to Lisa. Come in Lisa.
Lisa: Lisa here. Go ahead.
Lola: Lena just bought some baby clothes.
Lisa: Baby clothes? Hmm... [writes 'baby clothes' on the chalkboard] What's she doing now?
Lola: Hold on. [looks through a store window] She's buying…
Lisa: Yeah? Yeah?
Lola: A... stamp.
Lisa: A stamp. [writes 'stamp' on the chalkboard] This is the most elaborate scheme ever. Keep on her, you two.
Cut to later where the twins are tip-toeing behind Lena.
Lola: We're right behind her, and she has no idea!
Then the white haired genius stops and turns around, but the twins hide behind a streetlight.
Lena: Hmm… I thought I heard someone. [Lena continues walking and the twins continue to follow her]
Lola is shining a light on Lena from the magnifying glass.
Lena: Whew! Gosh, it's hot. [catches on fire]
Lola: Ahhhh! She's getting away! Quick, Lana, use the jet-pack!
Lana: Can do! [pushes a button and Lana grabs Lola as they fly toward Lena. Lena jumps into a bucket of water and puts herself out]
Lena: Whew. Huh?
Lola and Lana fly over Lena, screaming, setting her and the bucket on fire, while they fly through buildings, causing damage. The jet-pack detaches itself from Lana and luckily, they both land safely on a trampoline near a store sale.
Lola: Boy, it was lucky the trampoline broke our fall. But we've lost Lena!
Lana: To the spy mobile! [both hop in Lola's princess car/spy mobile, which has adjustments thanks to Lisa]
Lola: Hmmm... mines, oil slick, smoke screen, shield…
Lana: Self destruct! [pushes button and the car is heard beeping very fast and explodes. Both laugh]
Lola: Wait, why am I laughing? Now I need a new princess car!
Lana's "shoe" phone is ringing.
Lana: There's a call coming through on my Shoe Phone. [takes off shoe and answers]
Lisa: Lisa to Twin Agents. Come in Twin Agents.
Lana: Twin agents here.
Lisa: You found out what Lena's up to?
Lana: I'm afraid we've lost her, Lisa.
Lisa: Well, find her. I'm not paying you guys to goof off.
Lana: You're not paying us at all.
Lisa: Exactly. So get to work. [hangs up]
Recording: If you'd like to make a call, please deposit 25 cents.
Lana gets out a quarter. Cut to the Shroud House residence at night. The twins are on the roof.
Lola: Okay, Lana, we're in position. Now how do we get inside?
Lana: We could try the front door.
Lola: Spies don't use the front door, Lana. Duh. We've got to figure out a complicated way to get inside.
Lana: This looks like a job for Lana Loud Laser Pants! [shoots a laser out of her butt and cuts out a square on the roof, to Lola's surprise. Once the roof is cut, Lana farts as she deactivated her laser pants and black smoke comes out of her bottom]
Lola: Good work, Lana! Now it's my turn. [drops down inside, with the rope tied around her. She lowers herself but hits the floor] I thought you were holding the rope - [Lana lands on top of her]
Lana: I am. You need to be quiet. We're on a secret mission.
Lena: [turns on the lights] Secret mission, eh? [the twins both scream and hold each other] Don't you think I know what you're up to? You want to hang out without Lisa knowing. Daddy, I've got company! You two make yourselves at home and I'll go get some snacks. [The twins sit on the living room couch as the genius toddler walks off to the kitchen]
Lana: [nervously] Lola, I have to go.
Lola: Can't you go later?
Lana: [groans] I had a big lunch break and I really need to use the bathroom! [shoots a laser at a vase and it disintegrates. Lana sighs]
Lena: [comes back with food and refreshments] Could I interest you in a raspberry iced tea?
Lana: No, thanks.
Lena: Or perhaps some bran cookies?
Lana: Lola, I have to go now!
Lena: Prune Cinnamon Roll? [sees Lana's butt wiggle] What the...?
Pan out to the Shroud House where the tomboy twin farts out lasers from her laser pants and makes holes everywhere as they all scream and the Shroud House gets destroyed, leaving it in a pile of rubble. Lena emerges from the rubble and gets angry.
Lena: Destroy my home, will ya, Lisa? Well, if it's war you want, it's war you'll get! [gets into a mini airplane and activates it, then flies over to the Loud House]
The twins emerge from the rubble.
Lola: Oh great. She's getting away!
Lana: No, she's not! [gets out the other jetpack] Come on! [Lana carries her sister]
Back at the Loud house, Lisa gets a warning on her security camera that detects the evil genius approaching the house. Her robot Todd sees this as well.
Todd: Uh oh! It's that time of the month again!
Lisa: Oh sweet Einstein! Man your battle stations!
Todd: I'm on it! [runs into the bathroom and flushes the toilet]
Lisa: [opens the roof and appears on top with a control station, then talks into a megaphone] Bring it on, Lena!
Lena: Oh, I will. [plays loud booming music but Lisa puts on earmuffs]
Lisa: Is that all you've got? Eat water balloons! [launches water balloons out of cannon and Lena dodges them, a large one is launched and hits Lena, causing an explosion] I've been hit!
The explosion causes the plane to fly around as the twins have caught up. Unfortunately, the sisters get hit by the plane.
Lisa: Ha ha ha! Huh? [gasps as the plane is now headed toward the house] No! [the plane destroys the roof, causing a big hole]
Lena has managed to get the secret invention and is holding it in her hand.
Lena: I win! I always win! [evil laugh]
Lana: Not to rain on your parade or anything, but you always lose.
Lena: No, Lana, I always... [she grabs her hair and rips it off, turning into Lisa who was in disguise]
Lisa: ...win!
Lana & Lola: [gasps] Lisa?
Lisa: That's right! [she rips Lena's clothes off, revealing her own clothes underneath] I stole my own invention!
Lola: But if you're Lisa, then who's... [the other Lisa rips off her wig to reveal Lena who was in disguise like in "Imitation Loud"] Lena?! What the ding dang heck is going on here?
Lisa: You see, we had a bet. Lena's been trying for nine months to steal my invention, and she's never done it!
Lena: It almost had it last time, and you know it!
Lisa: [shows his claw at Plankton] Tell it to the hand, sister. Last time she failed, we made a bet. [flashback to Lisa laughing while Lena is crying on the ground] You can't beat me, Lena. I always win!
Lena: [she stops crying] You've got the easy part. I'd like to see you do my job.
Lisa: [he picks Lena up] Oh, yeah, right. If I was you, I could steal my own invention on my first try.
Lena: Ha! The usual wager?
Lisa: You're on. [flashback ends] So, through a series of events far too elaborate to go into right now, we flawlessly assumed each other's lives; and I beat Lena at her own game. And destroyed her house! [laughs] Now pay up.
Lena: Here you go, Loud. [takes out a pencil] One mechanical pencil.
Now the twins were rightfully angry.
Twins: A pencil?!
Lana: So we were pawns in your crazy scheme just so you could win a stupid pencil?!
Lisa: A mechanical pencil.
Lola: We don't care! Do you know what we went through?! You guys are gonna pay! [she has fiery eyes]
Lana: Oh, I've got this! [takes out an extra burrito from her pocket and scarfs it down] Activating laser pants!
She turns around and aims her butt at the two geniuses, and before they can run, they get blasted by the tomboy's butt lasers, screaming in agony.