Hey, guys! Welcome to a new chapter of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter. Also, I want to add a reminder that both Leslie and Emma are 16 years old now, both mentally and physically. Just to let everyone know...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OCs Marc Woods, John Woods, Liara Woods, Inferno, and Kara Woods belong entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 1, Episode 11: Ricksy Business}
"Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Woods!"
"Drive carefully!"
"Bring back souvenirs!"
"Have fun, you two!"
"But not too much fun!"
"Yeah, don't get her pregnant again, Jerry, or else it will cause Beth to try and kill herself!" Summer, Morty, Emma, Rick, Marc, and Leslie exclaimed in unison while waving goodbye as it was a beautiful day in Washington DC, and we see the gang standing in front of the Smith House Garage as Jerry and John can be seen packing all their stuff into the back of a car that is parked in front of the garage while Beth and Liara are standing by the passenger seat side of the car with bored looks on their faces.
"Yes, we will have as much fun as possible on our... Titanic-themed getaway." Beth says with a sarcastic and moody tone as Jerry finishes packing the car and closes the door of the car as he glares at his wife in annoyance.
"Let's lose the 'tude, please. It's supposed to be romantic."
"Yeah, it will be fun," Liara says as Beth sighs heavily and rolls her eyes.
"Whatever. Anyway, speaking of disasters, Dad, we are leaving you in charge, here." Beth says to Rick, who rolled his eyes as he scoffed.
"I know, c-can we wrap this up? The Kids and I have some synthetic laser-eels oxidizing in the garage. Kara is keeping an eye on them for now but she can't keep hold them back forever."
"Hey, don't blow me off. I am drawing a line, okay?" An angry Beth says as she points over at her Father. "Any damage to this house or these children when we get back, and...no more adventures with Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Emma," Beth says while she and the others open the doors of the car as they get inside.
"Aw, geez, Rick, if my Mom's the one who's saying it, then you know it's pretty serious this time," Morty says with a worried tone as Beth and Jerry nod in agreement.
"That's right/That's right-Wait...what?" Beth and Jerry said in unison before the latter did a double take as Leslie stepped forward.
"Don't worry, Beth, I will make sure that Rick doesn't burn down the house."
"I should be telling you that..." A deadpan Beth says as Leslie shrugs.
"Hey, it's not my fault that I had accidentally burned down the house five times this week. I'm in heat and it makes my fire glands act up."
"I told you that if you take the pill-,"
"No, I hate taking that stupid pill. It makes me feel lethargic and weak." Leslie says with a pout as she interrupts her Father. "I just need a big dragon cock inside of me and I will be back to normal," Leslie says with a blush and drool as everyone stares at her oddly, but says nothing as Jerry starts up the car.
"Not one thing out of place," Jerry says to Rick with a serious glare while driving out of the garage driveway as he then stops the car and opens the car door. "Not a single thing," Jerry says firmly while closing the car door, and they drive away as, after a few seconds after the car leaves, the garage door disintegrates as the synthetic laser eels screech and float out of the damaged garage door, which collapses onto the group as the giant hole in the door keeps them from being squashed.
"Sorry about that guys, they got out." An apologetic Kara says while running out of the garage as she wore a short-sleeved blue t-shirt, a black belt with a golden belt buckle, long white pants, and a pair of black high-heeled boots.
"Well, we're past the point of no return. I'm going to have a party." Summer says with a grin as she clapped her hands together excitedly.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 1 Theme Song!}~
In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appears and shoots laser blasts around as a random 33=6 appears before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with two-ring systems hovering over it and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Emma running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie and they both groaned in pain as the portal disappears. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty and Leslie saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Child narrowed her eyes angrily as she raised her glowing fiery hands and was about to try and use her alien powers to save herself and her Nephew when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie by the back of her shirt as he pulls her inside the portal, and it disappears, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him the fuck up.
A glaring Jerry could be seen standing beside a blaring and abandoned police car as he was brutally shooting down a bunch of growling and angry Cronenbergs, and their blood splattered across his face as the Middle-Aged Man continued murdering all of the Cronenbergs around him with a loud and angry roar. Jerry is seen helping Morty and Leslie with their homework in Morty's Room as the Simple-Minded Man smiled down at his Son and Sister-In-Law when suddenly their faces fell off, revealing that they were both robots as Jerry began freaking out just as Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi appeared via a portal as they see what was going on and the Old Blue-Haired Man quickly grabbed onto everybody's arms as he drags them back into the portal and it disappeared as Jerry continued panicking. Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc could be seen running down what seemed to be a broken-down spaceship as they were being chased by the Evil Clones of Beth, Jerry, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar as they leaped onto Rick, who was holding onto Leslie as he was tackled down onto the ground and his grunting Alien Adoptive Daughter slide over to Morty, who could only watch in shock/horror as he held a small remote in his hands while a glaring Marc went over to help out Rick and ordered Morty to push the damn button as Emma appeared out of nowhere while resembling a Human/Predator-like Hybrid as she leaped over to land on top of the Demonic Doppelgangers and began eating them alive to help out Rick.
Giant Bat-Like Murderous Aliens invaded the Smith House as they were shooting multiple acidic energy blasts at the house that was thankfully protected by Rick's Blast Shields as Morty, Marc, Summer, Ragnoras, and Kashi stood by the windows with a pair of giant laser guns in their arms as they were shooting down the aliens that were invading their home, protecting a heavily pregnant Jerry inside as Rick and Oko were helping him deliver the baby while a frightened/worried Beth and Dezar could be seen holding his hands to support him with Zenris Soro trying to not throw up in the background as the Dirty Brown-Haired Man took a couple of deep breaths before screaming as he gave birth to a large white egg, which promptly cracked and shattered itself apart to reveal a naked and slimy Leslie as she looks around confusedly before wincing and held her stomach as she suddenly barfed out a naked and slimy Emma as she landed in front of her bestie and Rick and the others shared bewildered and shocked looks as they all agreed not to ask how this event happened or why.
A naked Rick, Morty, and Marc could be seen talking to each other in Morty's School Gym Shower as a naked Leslie and Emma stood in the background with their eyes closed as the Draconian Girl took a couple of curious peeks behind her, prompting Rick to yell at her to cover her eyes and continue standing in the corner or else she will get traumatized as an embarrassed Morty, and Marc could be seen trying to cover up their privates. A fancily dressed up and smiling Leslie could be seen waving at Beth, Jerry, Marc, Emma, and a bored Rick goodbye cheerfully as she was heading towards her first official day of high school with Summer and Morty as Leslie then reached out to hold hands with her Nephew and the trio entered the yellow school bus...only for Leslie to suddenly shoot a big fireball at an annoying bully that was tormenting Morty, killing him as everyone screamed in fear and a frantically worried Beth and Jerry rushed over to try and salvage the situation as Rick, Emma, and Marc laughed at this amusedly.
A screaming and pissed off Leslie could be seen throwing a mega-sized temper tantrum in the Smith House as she was breathing intense red flames from out of her mouth and nearly hits the frightened Smith Family as they turned over to Rick for some help in dealing with his Alien Daughter, only to be promptly ignored by him as the Crazy Scientist was too busy watching some TV. A growling Hepatitis A jumped out of the destroyed train station as he crashed-landed in front of a shocked Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, and Annie as he roared in their faces and reared back his giant arm to smush their little bodies into a bloody paste. Leslie hummed to herself joyfully she walked past the hallway and was about to head towards the Kitchen to get a midnight snack, but stopped as she noticed that her Father seemed to be staring at a photo of Kashi with a lustful expression on his face as Leslie smiled amusedly and shakes her head as the Adoptive Alien Child turned around to walk away.
A glaring Rick and Marc and a scared Morty and Summer could be seen riding on Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie could be seen flying in the background in her Dragon Form while Emma was transformed into a large, hellish and devilish monster as the Girls were currently combating against the Cthulu with Leslie rearing back her head and breathes a giant stream of red fire at Cthulu as Emma roared out a giant stream of lighting at Cthulu and their combined powerful elemental attacks nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 1 Theme Song Over!}~
"I found Jello." Summer says while speaking to her friend on the phone as she makes her way into the Smith House and arrives at the kitchen as she grabs a box of crackers from the cabinet. "Can you sneak your mom's vodka?"
"..."
"Yes, she does."
"..."
"I saw it in your laundry room."
"..."
"Listen, you can't both be in denial about it. Okay, bye." Summer says while hanging up the call as the gang arrives in the kitchen.
"Summer, you can't throw a party," Kara says as Morty nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, remember what Mom said?"
"Yeah, if anything gets messed up, you and the others get punished. I'm only a human being, Morty." Summer says with a scoff as she then goes over to give Marc a side hug. "Besides, this is my chance to spend more time with my boyfriend~," Summer says while kissing Marc's cheek as Morty frowns and turns over to Rick.
"Rick, tell Summer she can't have a party."
"Uh, Summer, you can't have a party," Rick says while going over to open a fridge and pulling out a tray with canapes on it as the Old Scientist then places it on the kitchen counter.
"Because we are having a party, bitch! Whoo!" Leslie cheered while sharing a high five with Rick as everyone looked surprised by this.
"Oh, what?! Guys, you can't!"
"What do you mean you two are having a party? Are some glip-glops from the third dimension going to come over and play cards or something?" Summer asked the duo with a sarcastic tone as both Leslie and Rick stared at her in disgust.
"Glip glop? You're lucky a Traflorkian doesn't hear you say that."
"Is that like their N-Word?"
"Way worse than the N-Word," Leslie says as a worried Morty steps forward.
"Listen, I think the seven of us could just, you know, have a nice time, like just hanging out, and, you know, doing a little bonding and-,"
"Screw that. This is my chance to gain some footing with the cool kids." Summer says as both Rick and Leslie scoff at what she said boredly.
"That's why you party? Boy, you really are 17."
"Yeah, gaining footing with the cool kids is pointless, babe," Marc says as Summer pouted and rolled her eyes as she glared at the group.
"Well, in that case, why do you all party?"
"To get wr-wriggedy wriggedy wrecked, son!" Rick says with a laugh while grabbing his tray of canapes and walking off as Summer fumes and turns to Leslie.
"Well, why do you want to have your stupid party, Aunty Leslie?"
"To get laid," Leslie stated bluntly, much to the surprise of everyone as she gave them all a serious glare. "I've been through two heat cycles, and let me just say it's fucking torture. I need to get a big dick inside of me and NOTHING will prevent me from getting a big cock shove down my mouth, and if any of you try to stop me or worse, try to tell my Dad of my plans, I will fucking make your lives a living hell." Leslie threatened with an angry dragon-like growl as Morty and the others flinched nervously as they nodded fearfully.
"Good. Emma? You will be my bodyguard. When we meet a guy that I want to have sex with, you can leave. I don't mind sharing, but right now I'm not in the mood for it. When we meet a guy that I don't want to have sex with, chase him off but don't kill him. It will kill the vibe." Leslie instructed Emma, who nodded and saluted at her as we then fast forward in time, and we see a few people chilling out and eating snacks with Summer and Marc supervising the party as she noticed a couple of her friends talking with each other.
Standing before her is a 5'6-feet-tall, 17-year-old Teenage Girl with black eyes, shoulder-length dark brown hair, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, D-Cup Breasts, Light Skin, a short hourglass build, a perky ass, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved blue sweater that exposes her midriff, short khaki pants, and a pair of brown shoes. Her name is Tammy Guterman, the Daughter of Pat and Donna Guterman, a student at Harry Herpson High School, and a close friend of Summer Smith.
Standing before her is a 5'8-feet-tall, 18-years-old Woman with blue eyes, long poofy brown hair that reaches down to her back, thin black eyebrows, a small narrow nose, a sharp chin, G-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a tall hourglass build, a heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved low-cut white T-shirt, a burgundy skirt, two white thigh high socks, and a pair of burgundy high heel shoes. Her name is Tricia Lange, a student at Harry Herpson High School, and a close friend of Summer Smith.
"I love watching bukkake. I mean, like, I don't know if I personally would ever do it." Tammy says to Tricia, who nods as the doorbell rings, and Summer walks over to the door and opens it to see Brad standing in front of her.
"Brad! Hey!"
"Yo," Brad says as he walks into the house with a few other guys as Marc groans in annoyance.
"Ugh, babe, why did you invite Brad? He's an asshole."
"That maybe but he is a popular kid and I want to get popular fast." Summer says as Marc sighed heavily and nodded as Tammy gasped at the sight of the jocks worriedly.
"Brad is here. Quick, make my hair look drunk." Tammy pleaded to Tricia, who reached up to mess up Tammy's hair as said person then posed as if she was drunk as Brad and the other guys walked past them.
"Check it out. Tammy's already drunk. Cool." An impressed Brad says as he and the others walk off as Summer smirks at this, knowing that her party was a success so far as she goes to close the door but stops as a man who is half bird and half human stops the door.
Standing before him is a 6'10-feet-tall Male Birdperson of unknown age as he resembles a tall humanoid alien hybrid with bird-like features as he has a pair of black eyes, a bald head, thick feathery black eyebrows, a big bulbous stumpy nose, a sharp chin, Light Skin, a pair of giant eagle wings with gray on the ends that drape down along his back like a cape, and his outfit consists of a pair of yellow gloves, a red skirt, and a pair of yellow boots as he also has a green feathery helmet with white polka dots. His name is Birdperson, Rick's Best Friend as he has known Rick and Leslie for a long time and has seemingly known Morty since he was a baby.
"The beacon was activated. Who is in danger?"
"Ugh! Grandpa!" A grumpy Summer yelled as Rick appeared on the scene and was happy to see his best friend as his Granddaughter stormed off angrily.
"Birdperson!" Rick yelled while sharing a fist bump with Birdperson as said person blinked.
"I am pleased there is no emergency. How is Leslie?"
"She's good. Leslie ran off to do whatever, probably get drunk and dance or whatever. Anyway, there's an emergency here, all right." Rick says with a sly grin as he puts his arm around Birdperson's shoulders. "A pussy emergency! When's the last time you got laid, 'pers?!"
"It has been a...challenging mating season for Birdperson."
"Then it's time to get your beak wet tonight, playah. Go have some fun out there Birdp-Bird- Birdperson." Rick says while allowing Birdperson to enter his house as a worried Morty appears.
"Oh, man, how many people did you invite, Rick?"
"Uh...people? Mm, six." Rick says with a bored shrug just as a big green spaceship/UFO lands in front of the house as a bunch of happy little green lumpy aliens come running out of the ship/UFO into the house. "Yo! What up, my glip glops?!"
"Oh, man!" A concerned Morty screamed as we cue over to Leslie, and we see her walking through the party in her Draconian Form as she looks around and spotted a Teenage Male Jock sitting on the couch while sipping some beer as Leslie grinned slyly and walked over to sit down beside him.
"Hey, big boy, ever want to have sex with a Sexy Alien Dragon~?" Leslie purred while rubbing his chest and had her tail slither around his crotch as the Jock flinched and blushed heavily.
"I-I-I-What? W-Who are you?"
"I'm one of Leslie and Rick's Alien Friends~," Leslie lied while swaying her F-Cup Breasts as the Jock can't help but stare at them lustfully and got a noticeable bulge in his pants. "Anyway, want to go somewhere else and have some fun..." Leslie asked with a seductive tone before noticing that the Jock suddenly trembled and moaned as his pants got wet, and the Draconian Girl blinked a bit as she then frowned in annoyance. "Seriously? Did you seriously come in your pants without me even doing anything sexy yet? Ugh, pathetic, you are a quick shot. You won't satisfy me at all, loser." Leslie says with a glare while getting up from the couch as she turned around to walk away.
"W-Wait! Please give me a chance, babe!" The Jock pleaded while getting up from the floor as he was about to charge over at Leslie, but was stopped by Emma, who reached up to grab her face and ripped it off to show her muscular system as the Jock screamed in fear and turned around to run away as Leslie gave her best friend an approving nod and the girls walked off to find some potential mates.
"So, is there any guy that you want to have sex here with?" Tammy asked as Tricia looked around boredly and shrugged.
"Not really, no. I'm not really interested in meeting any guy..." Tricia says before trailing off as she spots Kara making her way down from upstairs while having her long purple hair tied up into a high bun, purple eyeshadow, dark purple lipstick, and her outfit consists of a long sleeveless strapless purple dress that shows off her cleavage, and a pair of purple high heel shoes as Tricia stared at her lustfully with heart eyes as she made her way over to Kara. "Hey, I believe that we have never met," Tricia says with a flirty tone as Kara goes wide-eyed at the sight of her and blushes heavily as she then gains a coy smile.
"No, we haven't, beautiful, I'm Kara Woods. Marc's Twin Sister."
"Tricia Lange," Tricia says as she and Kara begin talking with each other as we then fast forward to nighttime, and we see multiple people and aliens walking around outside as two Ricks from the Citadel of Ricks arrive through a Green Dimensional Portal and Morty can be seen walking around, picking up trash from the ground and putting it in a garbage bag as the house is very crowded.
"Y-ou know there's a garbage can nearby, right?" Morty asks the guests around him with an annoyed tone as an alien is seen falling off the ceiling and then the teenage boy hears a noise as Morty goes to investigate and arrives at Jerry's study to find a red crocodile-like creature mauling up and eating a bird creature as other people and creatures are just watching. "Hey, uh, what the hell?!" A shocked Morty asked as a jelly-like creature with items stuck inside of it slithered over to him.
"Ooh. That's why you never invite a floopy doop and a shmoopy doop to the same party."
"Ugh..." A furious Morty says with a groan before hearing some creaking noises coming from upstairs and goes to check it out to see two people or aliens presumably having sex in his Parents' Bedroom while under the covers in their bed. "Oh, oh, g-Oh, that's disgusting! You guys are in my parents' bed!" Morty snapped just as the covers were lowered to show a blue alien creature with a giant growth on it as it jiggled when he moved.
"Oh. Sorry. I'm not feeling too well. I just needed to lie down for a bit."
"Oh, okay. S-S-Sorry. Ha, ha, ha." Morty says before flinching in surprise as the blue alien pukes on the side of the bed and disintegrates a giant patch of the mattress. "Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?!" Morty asked with a shocked and angry tone as we cue over to the Smith House Living Room, and we see Marc sitting on the couch with Summer lying on his lap as they were making out with each other as Leslie walked by and scanned the area around her as she spotted a tall muscular blue alien standing near her.
"Hey, handsome~," Leslie says with a flirtatious tone while walking over to the muscular alien as he turns to her curiously. "Want to go the bathroom so that I can...you know~," Leslie says while making a gesture as if she was giving out a blowjob, and the muscular alien perked up.
"Oh, sure." An excited Muscular Alien says as he and Leslie make their way over to the downstairs bathroom, and they lock the door behind them.
"Alright, whip it out, big boy~," Leslie says with a sultry tone while swaying her lips and her tail whipped around with her arousal as the Muscular Alien quickly pulled down his pants and boxers to reveal his dick as the Draconian 16-year-old Teenage Girl paused a bit. "...Uh, where is it?"
"Where's what?"
"Your dick, dude, I don't see it." Leslie pointed out as she pointed over to his dickless crotch.
"No, it's right here, girl. Now shut the fuck up and get to sucking."
"...Do you hide your cock inside of your body or something? Because I genuinely can't see it." Leslie says confusedly as the Muscular Man shakes his head and pointed at his crotch as Leslie narrowed her eyes a bit and quickly turned around to unlock the door of the bathroom as she left, and five minutes later, she came back with a pair of goggles as the Draconian Girl puts them on and pressed a button on the sides to allow her to activate its microscopic vision as she was able to finally find the Muscular Alien's dick and it seems that he has a Micro Dick...when hard.
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"Hey, what's so goddamn funny, you bitch?!" The Muscular Alien asked with an insulted tone as Leslie said nothing and continued laughing as she turned around to leave the bathroom, and the blue-balled Muscular Alien growled angrily as he was planning to chase after to try and rape Leslie, only for Emma to pop out of the toilet with a tiny nose hair clipper in her hand as she reached over to snip the Muscular Alien's Micro Dick with it and said person lets out a high-pitch scream of pain and agony as we cue over to the Smith Family Kitchen and we see the Traflorkians pouring themselves drinks with a beer dispenser as Rick is also there, listening to a half human and half robot person talking to him as he looks bored out of his mind.
Standing before him is a 5'8-feet-tall Male Gear Person of unknown age as he has a pair of eyes that have yellow sclera and black pupils, a bald head, a huge thick purple unibrow, orange/yellow gears that acted as his ears, a big nose, orange/yellow gears planted over where his mouth should be, a sharp chin, has a thick transparent pink build and shoulders with orange/yellow gears that make up his organs, and has a blue collar, boots, and gloves. His name is Revolio Clockberg, Jr. AKA Gearhead, a representative of 'social gearheads' people who know a lot of technical information as, in Gearhead's case, it's information about the Gear Wars and engineering.
"The thing people don't realize about the Gear Wars is that it was never really about the gears at all."
"Uh-huh. Yeah. No, no, to-totally." Rick says just as a stressed-out Morty appeared as he walked over to him.
"Rick, you got to stop-,"
"Morty, have you met Gearhead?" Rick asked with a fake smile while reaching over to grab Morty by the shoulders as he raised an eyebrow confusedly.
"Uh, what-,"
"Morty, here, he would love to hear all about the Gear Wars," Rick says while pushing Morty in front of Gearhead as he is quick to turn around to walk away.
"How familiar are you with the Gear Wars, exactly?"
"Uh...not at all."
"Oh, boy. I envy you. Okay, it was about 754 years ago..." Gearhead trails off as we fast forward in time and we cue to the outside of the Smith House as we see that people are drunk with some people still arriving, and there is toilet paper hanging off the roof of the house as a big alien structure is seen on the roof, and one lands just in front of the house as a bunch of cyborg robots exit it and march up to the house.
"You want to know something, Tricia? Your boobs are so great, and not only that, but you are smart as hell." A slightly drunk Kara says as a drunk Tricia giggles while hiccuping.
"Oh, trust me, I love your boobs too and you look so strong," Tricia said while reaching over to rub Kara's muscles as said person moaned and reached over to begin fondling her crush's G-Cup Breasts as Tricia moaned and leaned over to share a kiss with Kara as we cue back to the Smith House Living Room and we see Rick talking with a large red crab creature as a pissed-off Morty and a lipstick-covered Marc walk up to him.
"Oh, hey, Morty. H-Have you met my buddy Scropon?"
"Not again, Rick. That last guy droned on for 20 minutes, you know?" Morty says with a glare as Marc nods.
"And Morty's House is being destroyed."
"Whoa, guys, this guy's entire planet was destroyed," Rick says with a disapproving tone as Scropon walks away, moping. "Have a little perspective," Rick says just as one of his friends appears as he holds an alcohol bottle.
Standing before him is a three-feet-tall Male Squanchy as he resembles a short orange cat-person with black eyes, a tiny blue nose, a dark brown goatee, messy fur, whiskers, and a naked tail with a brown tuft of hair on its tip as he wears no clothes. His name is Squanchy, a cat-like anthropomorphic creature, who is a very close friend of Rick and Birdperson as he appears to share Rick's love for alcohol and partying.
"Hey, Rick, squanchy party, bro!"
"Aw! Squanchy!" A smirking Rick says as he shares a high-five with Squanchy.
"Is there a good place for me to squanch around here?"
"Squanchy, you can squanch wherever you want, man. Mi casa es su casa, dawg."
"All right! I like your squanch!" An excited Squanchy says as he then turns around to run away.
"Uh, what exactly is 'squanching'?" Morty asked worriedly as Marc reached over to place his hand on his shoulder.
"Trust me, you don't want to know," Marc says to Morty with a look of disgust on his face as Rick turns to his sidekick.
"Morty, listen, we've had a lot of really cool adventures over the last year, but it's time to relax."
"Yeah, if I relax now, there might not even be any more adventures," Morty says as Rick rolls his eyes and scoffs.
"Jesus, Morty, you're bumming me out. Can't we just pretend like everything's fine for a few hours, enjoy ourselves, and then worry about all this later?"
"Yeah, that's easy for you to say, Rick. You know, you like not caring about stuff. You know, wh-wh-what's in this for me?" Morty asked just as Jessica walked in while wearing a purple head bandana that held back her head, a strapless sleeveless purple dress, and a pair of black high heel shoes as time slowed down, and a stunned Morty turned to her with hearty eyes as Jessica dreamily walks into the living room, whipping her hair and people are seen watching her in awe as a beer bottle is seen being thrown past her.
"Knock it off, Slow Mobius!" A glaring Rick says to Slow Mobius, who is a person/alien wearing yellow clothes and holding magical wands with clocks on the ends is seen stirring up time with his magic.
"Ha ha! Sorry, dude! I'm just trying to show off my powers, bro!" Slow Mobius says as Jessica stops walking slowly and walks into a different room.
"I can't believe she's here."
"Well, what are you doing standing here, Morty? Go. Talk to her." Rick says while shoving Morty away as he begins walking after Jessica. "Tonight, the only adventure you're on is your cusping manhood," Rick says as we then fast forward in time and we see a group of fish creatures swimming and jumping into a pool of yellow liquid as it turns out to be a cup full of alcohol and a guy picks the cup up as he drinks.
"Totally gonna get laid tonight with a sexy dragon. Right, Babe?" The Guy asked Leslie, who was sitting next to him as she laid her head on the table boredly.
"Yeah, sure...if you bother shutting the fuck up with your friends and leave with me," Leslie says dryly as Emma, who was sitting next to her, turned to her friend curiously.
"Do you want me to have sex with you? I can make my dick as big as you want~," Emma says with a seductive tone while gesturing down at the big bulge on her jeans as Leslie thought about it and shakes her head.
"As tempting as that sounds, I'm looking for some real dick, but maybe we can have sex with each other someday," Leslie says as Emma pouts sadly but nods as we cue over to Tammy, who was swooning over Birdperson as she laid on his lap.
"I like your feathers~,"
"They are designed to attract the attention of the female."
"It's working~,"
"Tammy, I should let you know I just got out of a highly intense soul bond with my previous spirit mate."
"I'm not looking to get into a soul bond. I'm just looking for..." Tammy trailed off while whispering seductively into Birdperson's ear as he blushed heavily.
"I believe Birdperson can arrange that," Birdperson says as we see Summer and Marc talking to their friends as a girl with glasses walks over to her.
Standing in front of them is a 5'2-feet-tall, 17-year-old Teenage Girl with a long face as she has brown eyes, long dark brown hair that reaches down to her back, a droopy nose, a sharp chin, C-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a slim build, a perky butt, and her outfit consists of a pair of square-glasses, a long-sleeved thick dark magenta jacket, a short-sleeved white shirt underneath, long dark blue jeans, and a pair of brown shoes. Her name is Nancy, a student of Harry Herpson High School, and Summer's friend.
"Hey, Summer, haven't seen you at flute practice in a while."
"Summer, don't tell me you're friends with her." One of Summer's Friends asked with a glare as Summer scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"Are you kidding me? I don't even know what she's doing here."
"Come on, Summer, don't do that. That is fucked up." Marc says just as Rick appears as he nods in agreement.
"Yeah, not cool, Summer. This is a party." Rick says as he accidentally splashes some of his drink into an annoyed Nancy's face. "Everybody should be welcome," Rick says just as the wall gets demolished along with a loud explosion as, when the dust fades, a mix between Abradolph Linkler and Adolf Hitler appears, and the house grows silent as he goes around getting aggressive to people.
"Oh, great. Who invited Abradolph Lincoler?" An embarrassed Rick asked as he tried to hide his face from the now-named Abradolph Lincoler.
"I thought everyone was welcome." Summer says with a smug grin as Rick shakes his head and glares over at her.
"It's not the same, Summer. Lincoler is a crazed maniac. Just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral superleader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out it just adds up to a lame, weird loser."
"Welp, I immediately hate him," Marc says just as Kara and Tricia appear as they were slightly more sober now.
"Ditto," Kara says as an angry Leslie and Emma walk up to them.
"Dad, why the fuck is Abradolph Lincoler here?! I thought you killed him!"
"I forgot, okay?! Get off my back! And I wasn't the one who invited him!" Rick snapped, alerting Abradolph Lincoler of his presence as he glared over at him and Leslie.
"Rick, you brought me into this world, a suffering abomination tortured by the duality of its being, and Leslie, you are my rival for Rick's love and affection." Abradolph Lincoler says with a glare as an unimpressed Rick drinks his alcohol, and Leslie looks bored as Emma turns to her curiously.
"Hey, would you-,"
"No, Emma, I'm not going to have sex with someone who is Half Hitler. Even I have my limits." Leslie whispered to Emma with a glare as Abradolph Lincoler stalked towards them.
"But I shall finally know peace when I watch the life drain from your wretched bodies!" Abradolph Lincoler screamed while accidentally bumping Brad with his arm as said person was talking with Jessica and Morty.
"Whoa! What's up, man?!"
"I have no quarrel with you, boy." Abradolph Lincoler says as Brad flinches in surprise and grows angry as he gets up into his face.
"Boy?! What's that supposed to mean?!"
"It's just-l-look, I-I don't know how you thought I meant it, but..." Abradolph Lincoler says while looking over to the others for help as Rick looks away dryly and Leslie flips him off. "...Look, I'm half-Abraham Lincoln, so-,"
"So I should get on my knees and kiss your ass, Nigga?!"
"Well, no, but...you know?"
"What do I know? That the third reich will reign for a thousand years?!" Brad asked furiously as a worried Jessica stepped forward.
"Leave him alone, Brad!"
"Stay out of this, Jessica!" Brad snapped while pushing Jessica away as Morty was quick to catch her before she fell.
"Kick his ass, Brad! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass!" Leslie and the others chanted as Brad went over to begin beating up Abradolph Lincoler, and a teared-up Jessica turned around to run away as Leslie and Marc turned over to Morty to give him a subtle encouraging look as he nodded and ran after Jessica as Morty able to find her sitting alone in the messy front yard.
"Sorry about all that. Rick has some really strange friends." Morty says while going over to sit next to Jessica as a roll of toilet paper falls off the roof, leaving a trail of toilet paper.
"Ugh, Brad is such a jerk. He's always trying to prove what a man he is. I just want to find somebody nice and sweet." Jessica says with a somber frown as Morty gives her a sympathetic look.
"Jessica, trust me, I believe that you deserve someone better than Brad," Morty says, surprising Jessica as she turns to him. "I mean, you are so perfect. You are kind, smart, beautiful, and Brad is nothing but a dumb brute who takes advantage of you. You deserve better than that asshole. You deserve to have a man who will treat you right like the Queen you are." Morty says, remembering the words that Leslie and Marc taught him to use to woo Jessica as said person stares at him in shock with starry eyes as we then fast forward in time, and we see the lovebirds arriving at Rick's Garage with Morty kicking the door open and Jessica kicking the door closed as they had their arms wrapped around each other and were in a heated makeout session.
"Ooh, Morty~," Jessica moaned while still kissing Morty, who slammed her against a metal cabinet as he had his arms rubbed across her whole body. "You can touch me wherever you want~," Jessica says with a sultry tone while raising her thigh to rub it against Morty's growing bulge as he perked up and nodded as the teenage boy sneaked his hands underneath her dress and began cupping her D-Cup Breasts while marveling of the fact that they have grown as they continued making out with each other, but stopped as the closet began shaking a bit. "Uh, Morty, wait, what is that?" Jessica asked while gesturing at the cabinet as Morty stopped touching her boobs and separated from her with a worried frown as he gestured at her to get behind him and reached over to open the metal cabinet as Morty and Jessica were shocked to see Squanchy standing inside, trying to Autoerotic asphyxiating himself, which means he was choking himself with a rope while masturbating. "Aah!"
"Oh, my God!"
"Hey, I'm squanching in here!" Squanchy yelled as a disgusted and groaning Morty covered his eyes as he backed away, accidentally bumping into a large and tall device and knocking it over as the glass on the top of the device shattered and flashed a bright green light as it surrounded the whole house, and it disappears while leaving behind a giant hole where the house was as we see that the Smith House was teleported over into a colorful alien dimension and everyone shouts in fear and shock due to the impact of the house landing into the ground as the party grows silent just as the power turns back on as Rick, Leslie, and Marc shared a look as they turned around to open the Living Room Slide Door as they walked outside and spotted giant aliens crawling around.
"Huh. Big star in the sky."
"Oxygen-rich atmosphere."
"And giant testicle monsters." Rick, Leslie, and Marc said in unison as they glanced at each other.
"...We'll be fine! Let's party!" Rick cheered as a random guy with his t-shirt in hand swung it over his head in excitement and ran outside, only to be grabbed by an alien and stuffed into its hole, most likely its genitals as everyone was silent and concerned, so Rick quickly turns on a stereo to play, 'Just Shake That Ass!', and everyone immediately cheered as they began dancing.
"...I swear to God, you two horny brats, if it weren't for the fact that everyone's still having a blast in there, I would be so furious with you two right now." Summer says to a guilty Morty and Jessica as we fast forward in time, and we see them, Leslie, Rick, Marc, Summer, and Kara standing outside of the house with everyone still partying inside as Rick is holding a device and scanning for something.
"Yeah, I have to agree, I mean, come on, having sex in my Dad and I's Garage?" A disbelieving Leslie asked as Jessica blushed a bit and crossed her arms.
"To be fair, Morty's Room and the bathrooms were occupied..."
"Yeah, well, thanks to you, you wrecked Leslie's Project." A pouting Emma says as Kara raises an eyebrow curiously.
"What project?"
"Well, I was making a device to help me track and warp over to any Draconians in the Multiverse, but it was still in its testing phase," Leslie explained as Morty gave everyone an incredulous look.
"How are you guys not freaking out right now?! T-The whole house is sitting in another dimension! I-I mean, w-what the hell are we supposed to do?! M-M-Mom and Dad are gonna kill us! I'm losing it here!"
"Relax, Morty, rela-a-a-ax," Rick says while turning to Morty with a reassuring look on his face. "It's gonna be fine. All we have to do is go out and find some Kalaxian Crystals to power up Leslie's dumb machine and warp us all back home." Rick says just as his scanning device began beeping as he perked up. "Oh, shit, motherfucker. Kalaxian crystals, kids, just a few miles South of here."
"Okay, let's go, then," Marc says as he and the others are planning to leave but are stopped by Rick.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, kids, we can't all go on this mission. We got to hang back and make sure everything stays cool here, you know? I mean, who knows what if somebody breaks something? Or a monster tries to kill them."
"Yeah. Me too. I should stay." Summer says as Kara sighs in annoyance and goes over to stand beside them.
"Fine, I will stay here to protect everyone as well," Kara says just as Nancy and Abradolph Lincoler open the screen door and walk through as the latter is holding a cold soda can up to the side of his face.
"You guys have any aspirin?"
"Oh, hey, guys, this is perfect. You can take Lincoler with you." Rick says with a mischievous grin as Abradolph Lincoler glares at him.
"Hey, man, I'm not going anywhere. I'm injured."
"Shut up, Lincoler. It's the least you can do for wrecking the living room." Rick says while shoving Abradolph Lincoler towards the group as Summer did the same with Nancy.
"Yeah, and, Nancy, you should go, too."
"What? Why me?" A bewildered Nancy asked as Summer looked away and sweated nervously.
"Because, uh, you're so good at playing the flute."
"I want to go too. It's also my fault that we were all teleported here, so I want to make amends for my mistake." Jessica says in determination while stepping forward as Rick shrugs lazily.
"Yeah, sure, whatever," Rick says while he, Summer, and Kara turn around to walk back into the house as Leslie sighs heavily.
"Fine, let's get this over with," Leslie says with a bitter and disappointed tone while once again angry at not being able to get laid as she and the others turn around to walk away as we fast forward in time and we see the gang walking through a part of the alien dimension that the Smiths' House was stranded in as Morty was holding Rick's Scanning Device and was leading the way with Abradolph Lincoler with Jessica walking alongside him as Nancy, and Marc (Who was wearing his Mercenary Outfit) walked behind them as Leslie and Emma were tagging along nearby as the Draconian Girl's angry face was replaced by curiosity when her superhuman senses picked up a weird yet familiar scent and took a sniff of it as she turned around to follow after the scent.
"What's wrong, Leslie?" Emma asked curiously as we see her and Leslie walking deeper and deeper into the alien forest.
"Call me crazy, but I'm picking up the scent of a potential mate nearby."
"Oh, that's great. You can finally get laid." A happy Emma says as Leslie shakes her head.
"No, no, no, you see, I'm picking up the scent of a Draconian."
"A Draconian? But I thought you said that you were the only one of your kind." Emma pointed out as Leslie narrowed her eyes suspiciously.
"I did, but my nose isn't lying. Let's see what I'm tracking down." Leslie says while she and Emma arrived at a clearing as they poked their heads through the bushes and were stunned to see a Male Draconian close to their age flying around as he roared out a big beam of blue ice while letting out a loud and impressive sounding roar that resembled a mating call as both girls blushed heavily at the sight of him.
Floating above them is a 5'11-feet-tall, 16-year-old Male Draconian as he resembles a mix between a Human and a Dragon with his eyes having a black sclera with red pupils, short spiky ocean blue hair with streaks of yellow lightning bolts, ocean blue eyebrows, a single gold horn planted on his forehead, pointy ears, a small nose, a wide mouth with two white fangs, a sharp chin, a pair of slim yet muscularly toned dark blue five-clawed hands, a pair of large spiky dark blue wings, dark blue skin with a white center and a scar on his chest in the shape of an 'X', a tall athletic swimmers build, a long dark blue scaly tail, a pair of slim yet muscularly toned dark blue five-clawed legs, and was currently wearing no clothes as his 8-inch cock and big balls were exposed to the world. His name is Dan, a Draconian Teenage Boy.
"Ho...ly...crap..." A stunned Emma says with her jaw drops as Leslie stares up at Dan with tears of joy running down her eyes, unable to believe that she was able to meet another member of her kind, especially a male one as she stares at his big cock and muscular build as Leslie drooled and gained an idea as she turned to Emma.
"Emma? Tell everyone that I will stay behind here because something big and important showed up, and also tell them that I will warp myself back home with my Portal Gun in two weeks or so, a month tops." Leslie says with an excited and horny tone while reaching behind her to pull out her Portal Gun as Emma grinned slyly and nodded as she turned around to walk away. "Finally, Momma is going to get laid~," Leslie says with a sultry tone while reaching up to grab her dark blue beanie and taking it off before as she reached up to grab her long-sleeved dark blue hoodie and removing it as well as her long-sleeved light blue shirt and Leslie then undid her black belt and pulled down her long black ripped jeans, revealing that she was wearing no bra and panties underneath her F-Cup Breasts, scaly yet smooth pussy, and her big bubble butt.
Sighing heavily, Dan can be seen flying around somberly, feeling all alone and blue-balled as, suddenly, a loud feminine roar rang out and turned his head to see Leslie flying towards him as she stopped in front of him and hovered in mid-air as they stared at each other in shock and awe, never seeing a Draconian before as they both growled and took a sniff at each other as both Draconians could feel that the other was in heat, their pheromones making their instincts grow crazy as Leslie felt her pussy get wet and Dan's cock slowly grew erect as it was now 10-inches.
"You...are like me," Dan says as Leslie nods with a small giggle.
"Yeah, I am, and you are like me," Leslie says while taking a big sniff at him as her tail wiggles with her arousal. "And you smell so good~,"
"And you look so beautiful~," Dan says while floating forward as he reaches over to cup her face, and his other hand trails down to cup one of her breasts as she moans, and this causes Dan's tail to wag around with his arousal. "I feel bad asking this, but are you also-,"
"In heat? Yeah, I am, and I could tell you are too~," Leslie says with a moan while reaching down to cup Dan's erect cock and rubbing it lightly as he groaned and thrusted his hips.
"I feel bad asking this, especially since we literally just met and have so many questions about each other, but I'm seriously close to burst and there is hardly anything around here that I can fuck properly."
"Trust me, I feel the same way. I'm so wet right now, but if you want, let's get to know each other."
"I like that. My name is Dan," Dan says with a toothy grin as Leslie smiles warmly.
"I'm Leslie Sanchez."
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"...Well, that's enough getting to know each other. Let's fuck each other's brains out~,"
"Yes, Ma'am." An excited Dan says as Leslie flies over to tackle him in mid-air and wraps her legs around his waist as she leans over to begin kissing him passionately.
~{LEMON, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TYPES OF THINGS, THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU SKIP AHEAD}~
Moaning loudly, the lovebirds continued kissing each other aggressively with bits of blue flames and blue frost leaking out as Dan wrapped his tail around his potential mate's big bubbly ass and rubbed it as Leslie lowered her tail and it wrapped around his balls to caress them tenderly as both of them grunted and growled with pleasure as the Draconian Girl then used her superhuman strength to send them crashing down into the ground, hard enough that a big crater was formed around them but the Draconian Boy wasn't hurt by the attack whatsoever as he instead just got hornier and hornier as Dan's 10-inch thick cock was rubbing in-between Leslie's asscheeks.
Exhaling a small stream of blue fire due to her arousal, Leslie began grinding on Dan's lap while absolutely loving how big his cock is as she then glanced down at him and winked at her potential mate sensually as the Draconian Girl shared a quick yet passionate kiss with the Draconian Male before reaching down to grab his 10-inch throbbing cock and was surprised that it feels cold yet powerful as she eagerly lined it up with her wet pussy and Leslie trembled with excitement and anticipation as she proceeds to shove it inside of her coochie, causing both of them to gasp in shock and amazement as they grew tense.
Leslie felt her eyes roll to the back of her head and moaned loudly at feeling her potential mate's big thick cock inside of her tight pussy, not caring that it feels a bit painful and blood leaked out due to him taking her virginity as Dan growled and gritted his teeth with pleasure as he felt his cock jammed inside of her hot oven and loved how hot and wet it feels as the Draconian Boy also noticed that he had broken through her hymen and couldn't help but have a smug satisfaction that he took Leslie's first time and reached up to claw her big asscheeks as Dan proceeds to thrust his dick up her vagina.
With her tail curling up into a heart, Leslie cried out with tears of joy, pain, and bliss as she finally got what she wanted and lowered down to give Dan a grateful kiss as he kissed her back and began thrusting his hips up and down, having his huge cock go in and out of Leslie's pussy as she moaned and gained hearty eyes as the Draconian Girl began eagerly jumping up and down on his lap to have his penis get deeper and deeper into her pussy as the ground underneath cracked and if Dan was a human, his pelvis would've been broken by Leslie's rough movement, but thanks to being a Draconian, he wasn't hurt at all and instead got more turned on by his potential mate's actions.
Moaning like a bitch in heat, Leslie began grinding his lap hard and moved her hips back and forth to have Dan's 10-inch cock go deeper into her wet and fiery walls in a cowgirl position as he was able to hit her G-Spot repeatedly, causing her to roar out small streams of blue flames due to her pleasure as Dan growled out steams of blue frost and clawed her big bubble butt so hard that his claws stabbed through her scaly blue skin and began thrusting his cock in and out of her vagina repeatedly, not holding back as numerous small shockwaves rang out, and after fucking her brains out for about 20 minutes or so, the Draconians felt a familiar feeling creeping up their spines as Dan reflexively proceeds to knotted inside of Leslie's pussy and let out a big stream of blue ice as he began ejecting several gallons of cum inside of her, causing the Draconian Girl to squeal loudly and in pleasure upon feeling her body get filled up with his cold semen and began squirting harshly against his lap with her love juice as they both panted heavily.
"That...was...amazing...my mate..." An enamored Leslie says while having a bloated stomach due to Dan's cum still trapped inside of her as she then lowered herself down to kiss Dan passionately, and he kisses her back as the Draconian Male spanked her asscheeks lightly.
"Definitely, my mate, but it's not over yet~," Dan says as it was only now that Leslie noticed that his cock was still erect.
"Ooh, yes, you are right about that~," Leslie says while kissing Dan repeatedly all over his face as she waits for him to relax and allowed him to de-knott and separate from her pussy with tons of their cum leaking out of Leslie's pussy with her stomach de-bloating as Dan then laid down on the floor and his 10-inch cock stood up proudly as Leslie crawled over to him with her F-Cup Breasts moving around as Dan bit his lip and his dick leaked out pre-cum as it throbbed for release.
Biting her lip sensually and with her tail wiggling around with her arousal, Leslie reached over to grab his dick and proceeds to sandwich it in-between her F-Cup Breasts and reached up to grab them as the Draconian Teenage Girl began moving her boobs up and down, causing Dan to growl in pleasure and clawed at the ground underneath him as he started thrusting his hips madly to have his erection rub in and out of the giant soft pillows and his mate licked her lips seductively as Leslie then lowered her head and opened up her mouth as she was able to take the first eight inches of Dan's throbbing blue cock in her mouth with her fangs scraping against it, but he was not injured by this and moaned with pleasure.
Absolutely loving the taste of Dan's delicious cock, Leslie began moving her boobs up and down while gagging loudly as she rubbed her F-Cup Breasts against the Draconian Male's twitching cock and gave him a smoldering look while blushing as Dan grew extremely turned on by this and moaned in pleasure as more and more pre-cum began leaking out as a smirking Leslie used this as a lubricant to move her breasts up and down faster as Dan growled and reached over to grab his mate by the back of her head as he thrusted his 10-inch cock inside of Leslie's mouth, causing her to gag in surprise and her eyes rolled to the back of her head as her mouth dripped with her drool and Dan's precum.
With her pussy twitching at how rough Dan is with her, Leslie decided not to disappoint him by squishing her breasts against her mate's big penis and began deepthroating his member completely while making gagging noises as she scrapped her fangs against his cock, causing Dan to growl and fire out streams of blue frost as he began face fucking his mate roughly with his cock reaching the back of her head repeatedly and the Draconian Male felt a familiar feeling creeping up his body as he proceeds to eject several gallons of cum inside of her mouth and Leslie began eagerly drinking it up as she was able to drink it all like a champ and separated from Dan, allowing him to fire more streams of cum all over her face and tits.
"Mmmmmm, your cum is so cold but tastes so good~," Leslie says while opening her mouth and stretching out her tongue as she began having it wrapped around her face and tits, licking off all of Dan's cum as said person grew turned on by this and his still erect cock throbbed madly.
"Hey, uh, do you mind if we have sex doggy style?"
"Heh, well, you already took my vaginal virginity, so I won't mind if you steal my butt virginity~," Leslie says with a seductive tone while whirling around to lay down on all fours with her long wild scarlet red hair splitting in half on her back as she turned to wink at him saucily and shook her big bubbly ass at him while stretching her tail over to wrap around Dan's cock and began rubbing it up and down sensually.
Grinning pervertedly, Dan went over to claw her ass tightly as he reached down to grab his dick, and Leslie separated her tail from it as she instead stretched it over to wrap around his waist and pushed him over to pierce his 10-inch cock inside of her tiny asshole, causing her eyes to roll to the back of her head and sticks out her tongue in pleasure with a big blush on her face as she roared out a big stream of flames just as a roaring Dan shoots out a stream of ice as he loved how tight Leslie's asshole felt against his huge cock.
Gripping the ground underneath her tightly, Leslie gritted her teeth in pleasure and lowered her head as her mate began drilling into her small asshole repeatedly, and Dan reached over to grab her arms as he pulled her back, and continued thrusting his 10-inch cock inside of her asshole harshly as the Draconian Male even knotted her and the Draconian Girl moaned with ecstasy as she then whimpered with pleasure when Dan leaned over to bite her neck, hard enough that it drew blood as the love-crazed Draconians in heat continued fucking each other for the next 15 minutes before grunting as the Draconians felt a familiar feeling creeping up their spines and Dan lets out a big stream of blue ice as he began ejecting several gallons of cum inside of her asshole, causing the Draconian Girl to squeal loudly and started squirting all over the ground as they panted heavily.
"More...more! I'm still not satisfied! Fuck me, Dan! Fuck me until I can't walk! Do it now!" Leslie ordered with an angry and sexually frustrated growl as an equally pent up and sexually frustrated Dan nodded as he began thrusting into her asshole again, and the Draconians' moans rang out across the meadow.
~{Lemon Over}~
"Hey, guys, Leslie says that she will stay behind here because something big and important showed up, and Leslie also said that she will warp back home with her Portal Gun in about two weeks or so, maybe a month," Emma says with a cheerful smile while being able to track down and find the others as Morty, Marc, Jessica, and Nancy nodded as Abradolph Lincoler looked away thoughtfully.
"It's weird, 'cause I definitely think that all men are created equal. But, at the same time-,"
"Okay, um, the crystals should be really close," Morty says, interrupting Abradolph Lincoler's train of thought as Nancy looks around and perks up at the sight of some big pink crystals growing out of the ground as she points over at them.
"There they are!" Nancy says as she, Morty, Jessica, and Marc run over to collect some but are stopped by Abradolph Lincoler.
"Wait. Something's not right." Abradolph Lincoler says with a suspicious glare just as a big two-headed creature attacks Abradolph Lincoler, knocking him down as Jessica and Nancy shriek in fear as they hide behind Emma and the boys. "Get the crystals! I'll handle the beast! Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!" Abradolph Lincoler roared out while lunging at the creature as he tackled it down, and Morty and the others turned around to quickly grab some crystals and put them in a small bag as, after they were able to fill up their bags, the gang turned around to run over to Abradolph Lincoler, who throws the dead alien creature aside and sits and leans on a giant rock, exhausted as Abradolph Lincoler is suffering from severe bleeding cuts.
"Lincoler, come on! Let's get out of here!" A worried Jessica says as Abradolph Lincoler shakes his head while spitting out blood as he groans.
"Mein journey is over." Abradolph Lincoler says as he then turned to give Morty a serious glare. "I have something important to tell you." Abradolph Lincoler says with narrowed eyes as we fast forward in time and cue over to the Smith Family Living Room as everyone is listening to Gearhead singing a song while playing his guitar as Morty and the others run onto the scene.
"Rick, we got them! We got the crystals!" Morty says as he and the others hand their bags over to Rick.
"All right. You did it, kids." Rick says while turning around to walk over to sit down on the couch as he places the crystals on the living room table.
"Rick, wait. There's something you need to know. We couldn't have done it without Lincoler. He said that he was really sorry and that he loved you like a father. He only wanted you and Leslie to accept him, and he hoped that his final act would redeem him in your eyes. He sacrificed himself to save all of us, Rick. He died." Morty says while he, Jessica, Emma, Marc, and Nancy teared up as Rick sighed somberly.
"Well, at least he didn't die in vain. He got these crystals." Rick says while cutting up the crystals into dust with his credit card, and snorts it up as his eyes turn blue. "And these babies just saved this lame-ass party! Wubba, lubba, dub, dub! Play something! Somebody, play something!" Rick ordered as a stereo robot pressed a button to play a song, and Morty and the other watched on in confusion, shock, and disbelief as Rick prepared himself for the dance and everyone else was watching, bobbing their heads to the beat of the music.
"Put your right foot forward and your left foot back then fucking slide around like on a nordictrack~!" Rick sang as several people began copying his dance skills. "Move to the left step to the right wiggle your elbows, and look up into the light~!"
"It's the, it's the it's the Rick dance it's the, it's the it's the Rick dance~!"
"Slow Mobius, hit me with the clock beam!" Rick ordered as Slow Mobius used his magic clock wands to mess with time and to make his dance look cool as a record rewinding can be heard.
"It's the, it's the it's the Rick dance!" The Background Dancers sang as the song ended, and everyone cheered loudly.
"That's the Rick dance! All right-Ow!" Rick cheered before yelping in pain as a furious Marc went over to punch him down into the ground. "Ugh, what the hell, Marc-Ugh!" Rick asked angrily just as Kara went over to kick him in the balls as he groaned in pain. "Fuck! If I wasn't on drugs, I would kill you both-Oof!" Rick threatened as an angry Jessica ran over to kick him in the stomach. "You too!"
"What the hell was that?!"
"Yeah, we thought those crystals were supposed to help us get home just like you said!" Morty yelled as Rick shrugged.
"What? Oh, yeah, I lied. I can get us home whenever I want to, but, listen, speaking of those crystals, can I get the rest of them? I'm starting to come down, Morty." Rick says while getting up from the floor as his eye colors turn back to normal. "Crystal Kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high," Rick says just as a glaring Nancy walks over to grab the bag of crystals and toss them over to Emma, who creates a giant monstrous mouth in her stomach to eat the crystals as it burped.
"That's what we think of your crystals, you old fuck!"
"Oh, goddamn it, you fucking idiot!
"All right, everybody, party is officially over! Rick, take us home now!" Morty ordered while glaring over at Rick, who sighed heavily as he rolled his eyes.
"Ugh, fine, you party pooper," Rick says while turning around to walk away as Gearhead pouted.
"But these gears just started turnin'." Gearhead says with a groan as we fast forward in time, and we see the Smith House teleporting back to Earth as we see a bunch of people and aliens leaving the house.
"Hey, Morty, thanks for showing me a good time, even if things got out of hand at the end." Jessica says to Morty, who is leading the people and aliens out of the house as she kisses him passionately and then reaches into her pocket to pull out two items as the red-haired girl gives them to Morty and winks at him seductively as she walks off and Morty glanced down as he was surprised to be seen holding Jessica's panties and a note with her phone number and a lipstick mark on it as Morty perked up and beamed as he mentally cheered.
"Let's meet up another time, beautiful," Tricia says while sharing a passionate kiss with Kara as she then walks out of the house.
"Hey, squanchers! The party's squanching on at my place!" Squanchy shouted as everyone cheered loudly and began following after him as Summer followed after them.
"Cool. I'm coming, too."
"Uh, no. You're not squanchy enough for a squanchy party." Squanchy says while stopping Summer as said person seems surprised by this.
"What?"
"Nancy told us what a bitch you are," Squanchy says while turning around to leave as a shocked Summer turns to Nancy.
"Nancy?"
"Summer, you're a bad person. All you care about is having popular people like you. That's not what Abradolph Lincoler stood for. Well, it was hard to pin down what he stood for, but it's certainly not what he died for." Nancy says while leaving the house as Morty slams the door shut and looks around to see that the house is completely trashed as Rick flops onto the couch and falls asleep while Summer sits on the small couch as Morty, Marc, Kara, and Emma picks up several garbage bags and tries to clean up the mess.
"Next time I party, I'm just gonna focus on getting totally wrecked."
"You should've known that from the start, Summer." Marc scolded while kissing her forehead as Summer pouted but nodded as Birdperson walked over to the group and held up a piece of trash.
"May I assist you with that?"
"Uh, sure, yeah. Thanks," Morty says while allowing Birdperson to throw the piece of trash into the trash bag as he continues to pick up trash.
"Kids, do you know what 'Wubba lubba dub dub' means?" Birdperson asked as Marc shrugged.
"Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase."
"It's not nonsense at all. In my people's tongue, it means, 'I am in great pain. Please help me'," Birdperson says as Kara gives him a sympathetic look.
"Well, he's probably saying it ironically."
"No, he isn't. Rick is, indeed, in very deep pain. That is why he must numb himself."
"Come on, um..."
"Birdperson."
"Come on, birdperson. Rick's not that complicated. He's just a huge asshole." Morty pointed out as Birdperson crossed his arms with a raised eyebrow.
"Then why do you care so much if you are no longer allowed to continue on your adventures together? It appears fate has presented you with an opportunity to free yourself of Rick forever."
"...You know what? You're right. I shouldn't even care. This is probably the best thing that could have happened to me." Morty says while throwing the garbage bag on the floor as Emma can be seen eating the trash in the background. "I'm sick of having adventures with Rick and the others."
"My people have another saying, 'Gubba nub nub doo rah kah'. It means, 'Whatever lets you sleep at night'," Birdperson says just as Summer's phone sounds a notification as she checks it.
"Guys, Mom, Dad, and Mr. and Mrs. Woods are like right around the corner."
"This is your moment, Morty. Choose wisely." Birdperson says just as Tammy runs over to leap onto his back as they turn around to fly out of the Smith House through the sliding door, and Morty looks out the window to see Beth and Jerry's car drive around the corner and towards the house as he looks back to Rick, who is still napping as he remembered their last adventure and all of the moments in his and the others' adventures where Rick was actually a nice person to him and also remembered how he comforted him after almost getting raped as Morty sighed somberly and walks over to Rick as he started shaking him.
"Rick, wake up."
"Huh? What? Wait? What? What? Stop."
"Rick, you got to do something quick. My parents and Marc's parents are home." Morty ordered as Rick groaned and sat up as he reached over to grab a glass of water sitting on the coffee table and drink it.
"They're walking up the driveway." Emma pointed out while glancing through the window as Rick groaned and raised his hand.
"Bring me the thing."
"What thing?" Marc asked as Rick rubbed his forehead and struggled to focus.
"The thing. The thing. It's got, like, buttons on it and lights on it. It beeps."
"Rick, that describes everything in your garage." Kara pointed out as Summer appeared and walked over to them with a remote-like device in her hand.
"Do you mean this?"
"Summer for the win." Rick says while reaching over to grab the remote-like device as he presses a button on the device, and orange rays of light flash on. "All right, that should do it."
"Whoa, what did you do?" A worried Morty asked as Rick gestured outside, and the gang made their way out of the house to see that Rick was able to pause time as a glaring Beth, Jerry, Liara, and John were stuck in place as absolutely nothing was moving.
"Yeah, e-everything's frozen in time. Yeah, and Slow Mobius thinks he's all that."
"For how long?" Morty asked curiously as Emma went over to begin massaging Beth's breasts, but said person didn't respond at all.
"I don't know. How long do you guys want? A week? A month?"
"...Can we start cleaning the house and see how we feel?" Summer asked as the gang shared a look and nodded.
~[Epic Montage Time]~
An epic montage rang out as we see the gang cleaning up the living room with Morty vacuuming, Summer wiping down a coffee table, Rick sweeping, Marc mopping the floor, and Kara holding Emma by her legs as said person could be seen eating multiple pieces of trash excitedly as we then see the group painting the now repaired wall, but when Rick turns around, he accidentally flicks some paint onto Summer as the group then start flicking paint at each other for fun, and we then see them carving pumpkins, and placing them on Beth and Jerry's heads as the gang then could be seen running down a busy street, pulling the people's pants down, exposing them as we then see Morty and the others running into Best Buy, and taking a new TV as, two weeks later, we see Morty, Rick, Summer, Marc, Kara, and Emma watching the Titanic on their new TV outside as the movie just ended.
~[Epic Montage Time Over]~
"Worst movie ever."
"Dumb."
"Boring as fuck."
"The only time that I was legitimately happy throughout this whole event was when the movie ended."
"Rose essentially let Jack die because she couldn't move to the side to allow him to board the door."
"Ooh, boy, what a waste of time." Rick, Summer, Emma, Marc, Kara, and Morty said in unison as they all then shared a joyful laugh at the time joke Morty made.
"This has been so much fun." Summer says with a grin as Emma nods.
"Agreed.
"Hey, Rick. You know, this whole time, I haven't once heard you say that 'Wubba lubba dub dub' thing that you usually say." Morty pointed out as Rick shrugged.
"Don't need to. I have a new catchphrase."
"Oh, yeah? What's that, Rick?" Marc asked as Rick reached over to hug everyone with a warm smile on his face.
"I love my family."
"Awww!"
"Psych! Just kidding! My new catchphrase is, 'I don't give a fuck!'," Rick screamed while turning on the radio as the song, 'Just Shake Your Ass!', began playing, and everyone began dancing as Marc started grinding his crotch directly into Summer's ass when she began twerking against it.
"Just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got! Just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got! Stop the chapter, Vgn! Just shake that a-Vgn, for fuck's sake! I said stop the chapter! Stop writing on your shitty computer! Just shake that ass! That's the end of season one of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! That's the end, motherfucker! 'I don't give a fuck' is my new catchphrase! Fuck you! That's season one! Boom! Season one is up in your face, motherfucker! Yeah!" Rick ranted while he and the others continued dancing and shaking their asses as a Blue Dimensional Portal appeared, and Leslie and Dan walk through it as it closes behind them.
"Why do I have to wear these clothes again, my Mate?" Dan asked confusedly while now wearing a sleeveless black vest with a short-sleeved white v-neck shirt underneath, a black belt with the golden symbol of a dragon acting as the belt buckle, long blue jeans, and a pair of white sandals.
"Because, my Mate, Humans have this weird thing where they value hiding their nudity from others." Leslie says with a satisfied look on her face, and her legs were shaking as she felt incredibly sore, but in a good way as the lovebirds had spent the past two weeks having rough sex with each other to satisfy each other's heat cycles. "I don't quite get it yet, but we have to wear clothes when we are out in public." Leslie says just as she and Dan notice that time was paused and Rick and the others were dancing and shaking their assets as the Draconian Girl raised an eyebrow in disbelief and confusion. "...What the fuck happened while I was gone?!"
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.
