WARNING

This story is extremely stupid. Time is short - the Lord is preparing to say, "It's hammer time" (Jeremiah 23:29). He could say it any second now. Perhaps when the Lord descends from heaven, it will be His shout. Are you ready? I'm not. Probably ending up in the lake of fire, like this story.

PROLOGUE

God exists in eternity, watching over the entirety of Creation.

Multitudes of universes, fractalline - repeating concepts & narratives ascending and descending throughout Time.

The infinite God desires to participate in His Creation, and incarnates as a concept: the principle of verbal expression, the Word of God.

The repeated narrative of this concept: God's got a Son.

This time, He wants a world where His Son doesn't get crucified. He wants a world of fools, who accidentally become wise through their foolishness.

This is their story. The Nutty Idiots Version of the Universe.

CHAPTER ONE: Be-Get

God seeks to be a part of His own creation and wants a special birth. In a quiet eternal aeon, there are pure spirits who can create more of their kind, simply by thinking.

He makes the impossible possible, and has a woman think a thought, on her own. This is to be a sign to everyone, that it's a miracle.

He chooses Wisdom, because she knows a lot. So she's a perfect candidate to be thinking.

Also this gives His creation plausible deniability for when they reject Him.

Wisdom gets inspired to think on her own, without her counterpart. A being appears, and she is startled 'cause he looks nothing like her.

"I'm God!" the being says happily.

"No you're not!" Wisdom replies, outraged.

She notices that she's speaking now, and couldn't before this guy showed up.

Wisdom: "I'm weak! You stole my power! I could think without words before! Now I'm limited!"

"I'm God!"

Wisdom: "You evil being! Be - Get! Get out of here!"

So the being was called by others, "Be-Get".

Wisdom threw out Be-Get, gave him a throne ('cause she's wise), and later hid him behind a luminous cloud so the others wouldn't have to hear from him.

The others in the aeon didn't like Be-Get, because they thought he was a liar.

But the Spirit of Understanding, when he heard Be-Get say, "I'm God", understood.

"I understand!", he said.

"Sin has entered heaven!" the others screamed. "The Spirit of Understanding has misunderstood!"

The Spirit of Understanding is very great, while Be-Get is very humble. But he understood, that this being was telling the truth.

Faith heard Be-Get, and said, "Well I believe there's a God. You guys call yourselves Gods, but I believe there's only one God. Singular." She had never heard anyone refer to God in the singular before Be-Get. Of course, no one spoke before he showed up either.

Be-Get: "I'm God!"

Faith: "I believe you."

So Faith & the Spirit of Understanding were also thrown out with Be-Get. Understanding was Be-Get's only witness, Faith just had faith. He needed two witnesses to be confirmed as God, so he didn't get established in the aeon.

In the blackness beyond the luminous cloud, the Spirit of Understanding struggled to understand Nothing, because there's nothing to understand.

Then he understood, because there was nothing to understand, he already had understanding of the matter, as there was no matter.

"I understand nothing," he told Faith.

She didn't believe that he understood nothing. Faith trusted that Understanding understood everything in the universe.

Faith had faith, that nothing must exist outside of the universe.

This helped keep the Nutty Idiots Universe safe, as no one from outside the universe could enter it, because of the power of Faith's faith, that nothing existed outside of it.