Chapter 5

I appear back at the temple and saw everyone in the kitchen so I walk up behind them and scare the shit out of them I almost got my balls broken by the blue haired guy but yet I got kicked in my balls by a girl with light indigo hair and eyes and she's pissed at me

Me: hey Miku.

No response

Me: I'm sorry it was not my fault.

Miku: idiot.

Me: do I have to?

Miku: yes.

Me: ok... (singing) Miku forgive me for what I've done I didn't mean to say it it came out as one. (Start's to rap like Eminem's offended fast part) you ain't a hoe I'm just the lier.. after our agreement you I realized how wrong I was but with your help I can do anything I want but I'm sorry that I offended you but I got to make sure that is the truth.

Miku: thank you. Now since you were rude to me you should be happy I'm here.

Me: this is why we broke up in the first place.

Everyone: wait what?

Me and Miku forgot everyone was there

???: question: Miku what does he mean "this is why we broke up in the first place"?

Miku: well you see we both were dating for a year until he broke up with me.

Me: that was not my fault.

???: what do you mean be that?

Me: instead of saying "soda" she said "pop".

Everyone besides Miku looks at me with the wtf face

???: that really happened?

Me: yes.

???: b-b-but d-didn't Miku date girls?

Me: yes she did until Shido sealed her.

Shido: how do you know that:

Me: I am spirit "zero".

Kotori: aka the god of spirits.

Me: also I'm the god of everything.

Shido: why are you so strong?

Me: well in the beginning the-

???: ara~ ara~ what are you doing Blade?

Me: what the hell? Why you here Kurumi?

Kurumi: I just want to see you of course~.

Me: we broke up though.

Everyone besides me and Kurumi: WHAT?

Me: (pushes Kurumi into a portal behind her) ok I got to go know so see you later bye!!

Kotori: Blade wait! (I'm gone) BLADE!!!!

Shido: well Kotori it was nice seeing you again but Miku Tohka Yoshino Mana Kaguya Yuzuru we're off it's nice to see my niece and nephew bye!!

They ran away

Lincoln and Lily: (waving) bye!!

They feel a deadly presence and saw Kotori with Camael preparing to hunt me down so they stop her and thank for they do and I come back

Later that night

Me: (has lollipops and flowers in my hands) please forgive me!

Kotori finally looks at me after an hour of begging (at the time this is happening it's 12:00 am) and saw the lollipops I had the she grab my shirt and pulled me into a heated make out session for 10 minutes

Me: I guess I'm forgiven?

Kotori: yes you are (whispers in my ear) daddy.

That whole night there was moans in my room involving Kotori screaming "daddy" and in doggy position for 5 rounds and Kotori twerked and got my 15 inch d to 20 inches