Chapter 8

At the Maelstrom house everyone is singing? But not me

Miku: one more time!

They sing but doesn't sound right

Miku: come on guys we should do this right.

Me: (singing) walking alone in the night there's red in my eye-

Miku: Blade!!

Me: yes?

Miku: join us!

Me: fuck it.

I join and they start singing everyone is terrible besides me (Miku is playing the music and Nonon is directing)

Miku: everyone stop Blade sing

I sing and it sounds amazing

Nonon: Blade you sing main everyone else follow his lead.

I sing and then everyone for some reason sing amazingly

Nonon: where was that!? You guys sang perfectly! I can't do this anymore!

Nonon left dragging Miku with her

Me: now what?

Satsuki: want go to a restaurant?

Tohka: hai!!!

Shido: Blade your buying.

Me: what?

Mana: let's go!!!

They got to the restaurant in 30 seconds

Me: fuck it.

Timeskip bought to you by Tohka ordering one of everything

At a field me Lincoln Kotori and Mana are in front of monster hordes from trying to enter a bunker with op weapons

Lincoln: we have to stop them.

Mana: but there are so many.

Kotori: we can take them.

Me: its four against at least 20,000.

Mana: so.

Lincoln: let's.

Kotori: go.

We take into the sky

Me: Zero: Judgement shot!

The towel in my pants shined (I forgot to mention the towel) and moved to my katana and shot the monsters and killed 20 of them

Lincoln: burst shot!!

Lincoln's guns shot rapid fired and killed 50 of them

Me: show off.

Mana slashed at them with her photon sword

Kotori: Camael: Megiddo!!!!

Kotori's battle axe turns to a canon and killed 1,000 of them

Me: grr Zero regulate.

My towel turns into it's true form as a bow

Me: Zero: Quick flash rapid fire!!!!

My bow kills 10,000 of them

Mana: what the hell was that!!!

Me: My angel in its true form.

Mana: ... Lightning finale attack trifecta!!!

Mana summons lightning and shot at them with lightning blasts

Me: since when can you do that!!

Mana: just now.

Kotori: good job Mana.

Lincoln: amazing can you teach me that?

Mana: of course I can.

Me: this chapter ends right now!!!