Chapter 40
I'm training JNPR and they are showing there skills
Ren: I told you we can put up a fight.
Jaune: I never knew we could put up an fight with you.
Me: that's because I'm getting older every day!
Nora: suuure.
Me: it's true!
Pyrrha: can I ask how old you are?
Me: yes sometimes I forget my age but I am definitely over zillion years old.
JNPR is shocked
Me: what?
Nora: your very old!!
Me: I know.
Pyrrha: I don't understand why you didn't die.
Me: as a Dragon God for me at least it takes a lot to kill me.
Ren: I want to know how you are still able to move with a young body?
Me: that I can not answer.
Jaune: can you show us what else you can do?
Me: I guess Omen Conquer!!
Omni becomes a giant broadsword
Me: you want to see something else?
Nora: yeah!!!
Me: Zero Rectuo!!!
The towel in the back of my pants becomes my bow and it becomes an upgraded bow with a 10 shot
Me: that's cool right?
Nora: heyy if that towel is called "Zero" why is your last name Zero?
Me: I got my last name from getting my own bow and found out it is an angel.
Pyrrha: like from when you-
Me: no no not that a angel is an weapon used by spirits and they have a name depending on which one you use.
Jaune: just as a question how do I get one?
Me: you have to be a spirit.
Ren: no he will not make you a spirit.
Jaune: come on!
Mana: you better not!
Me: I'm not!
Ren: who wears the pants in your relationship?
Me: I do I'll be right back.
I leave and come back quickly
Me: I'm sleeping on the couch.
Jaune: that must be hard for you man?
Me: yeah training is over.
Timeskip
I'm sleeping on the couch until someone was shaking me and I see Jordan
Me: what's wrong?
Jordan: I wanted to ask you something.
Me: what is it?
Jordan: it's about Lincoln.
Me: is he ok? Is he injured?
Jordan: no he's ok but I'm not.
Me: you like him don't you?
Jordan: I love him I want him to ravish me and make me his bitch forever.
Me: your both 11.
Jordan: so?
Me: you horny?
Jordan: very why else is there a wet spot underneath me?
I look down to see a wet spot
Me: well you can date him but when you guys have sex that's on you guys to decide when to do that.
Jordan: can I call you dad?
Me: I don't see why not.
Jordan: good cause we're gonna get married at 15 and have 5 kids!
Me: I'm sorry what?
Jordan: thanks dad!
Jordan kisses my cheek and runs to her room
Me: woman are scary sometimes.
I go back to sleep
Narrator: 4 hours later.
Jordan: get up dad!
Jordan is jumping on top of me and she hit my gut
Me: gah!
Jordan: come on let's go do something!
Me: why?
Jordan: no one else is here.
Me: nah I'm cool.
Jordan stares at me with me looking somewhat fearful
Me: ok will go just stop looking at me like that.
Jordan lifts me on her shoulder and ran to her somewhere that has me a little concerned
Me: no way!
Jordan: please!!
Me: I'm not teaching you how to dominate someone.
Jordan runs her hands on my hips to my crotch where she slides my pants and underwear down seeing my dick in the open I covered it up
Me: no!
Jordan: I just want to learn how to suck.
Me: well ok (imitates phone) would you look at that someone is trying to find there pet but is in trouble with a monster.
Jordan: fine.
Narrator: at Florida.
Me: do you see any grimm?
Jordan: I see something big in the water.
I turn to see what she talking about to only see a Grimm Leviathan
Me: ok I'll take care of it you stay here.
Jordan: no I want to help.
Me: how? It's in the water.
Jordan just smirks at me and starts to move her hands and I see the water lifting the leviathan into the air and throws it towards us
Me: well I'll be damned.
I jump into the sky
Me: Zero Trillion!!
My bow shoots god like arrows under 1 nano second
Me: so you have water powers now?