Chapter 46
Lincoln: chill chill.
Lincoln is trying to find a way out because Jordan wants his kids
Jordan: no baby I will not chill I want you.
Jordan pounces on Lincoln who shocks her into a coma while running towards the exit only to get stuck in water
Jordan: just stay still.
Jordan gets up and starts to undress until ice hit her and then it hit Lincoln who was still trapped and this person breaks the ice trapping Lincoln the person is Clyde
Clyde: let's go buddy.
Me: what the fuck?
I walk in just confused
Me: what happened?
Clyde: Jordan tried to rape Lincoln.
Jordan: snitch.
Me: your coming with me Jordan I got to lock you up also nice ice move Clyde knowing ice beats water.
Clyde: thanks.
I break the ice holding Jordan and carry her over my shoulder binding her hands and legs with dark magic and put her in her room then breaking the binds
Me: you crazy.
I teleport out of the room instantly after I said that and appeared in front of everybody
Lily: what happened?
Me: your brother almost got raped.
Ruby: what's rape?
Me: it's where some- wait you 16 and don't know what rape is.
Ruby: mhm.
Me: I'll be right back.
Satsuki: everyone hold on.
The earth started to have a very hard earthquake which caused 1 million deaths then I reappear
Me: I'm calm now rape is-
Yang: don't say anything.
Me: why can't I tell her?
Yang: she's to young.
Me: I'll be right back again.
The earth starts to have another earthquake which killed 30 million people I came back
Me: now someone has to tell Ruby about sex I was 13 when I found out.
Blake: you were 13 years old?
Me: 11.
Weiss: 11?
Me: 6 years old.
Ozpin: there it is.
Me: I hate you guys sometimes.
Glynda: we know you love us.
I groan in annoyance
Me: I am going to my bunker!
I walk out to my bunker while groaning and grumbling in annoyance
Qrow: don't worry he cares about all of us.
Me (outside): no I don't! I care about some of you!
Satsuki: yes you do!
Me (outside): shut up!!
Nonon: give him time.
Me (outside): that won't work either!
Secret: I'm finna smack some sense into you!!
I don't respond but she gets a text saying "why you gotta be so rude?"
Sanageyama: I'm going to find his bunker.
Sanageyama leaves to find my bunker
Gamagori: I'm going to blow off some steam.
Gamagori leaves to a spot which I showed him to calm down until he heard rustling in the bushes
Gamagori: who's there? (Starts walking towards the bushes) come out now!
Someone runs threw the bushes only to find a person with a red hood
Gamagori: who are you supposed to be? Little Red Riding Hood?
???: no I'm someone who Blade knows.
Gamagori: so what's your name little one?
Amber: I'm Amber.
Gamagori: well Amber I can help you find Blade.
Amber: how?
Gamagori: like THIS!!!!
Gamagori grabs Amber and throws her to my bunker where me and Sanageyama are having a talk on something important
Me: I'm telling you I have to retire soon.
Sanageyama: why do you need to retire?
Me: I'm over zillions of years old!
Amber: uncle!!
Me: Amber?
Amber hugs me the life out of me
Sanageyama: hey Amber can you answer a settle this agreement we have?
Amber: I can do that.
Sanageyama: should your uncle retire or not?
Amber: ... you shouldn't retire uncle!
Me: why?
Amber: your amazing.
Me: fine I will not retire.
Sanageyama and Amber: yes!
They both high five
Me: this is what you were planning?
Amber: what do you mean?
Me: let's go back.
I groan leading the way while Sanageyama and Amber chuckled at me
Narrator: sometimes family are annoying but you love them like brother and sister that's the relationship Amber and Blade have instead of uncle and niece its brother and sister.