Chapter 47

Me: if I were to sing a song it would be (plays "Master of Puppets" by Metallica) obey your master your life burns faster obey your master-

Satsuki and Kotori walks in

Satsuki: stop singing that song already.

Me: I can't it's my favorite!!

Kotori: you gonna be sleeping on the couch until you stop playing that song.

Me: fine (I play Eminem's "Godzilla" featuring Juice WRLD) I won again!

Kotori: we just got outplayed.

Satsuki: a 200 iq move.

Me: yup I watch it much MrSavage!!

Satsuki: pick him up.

Kotori grabs my shoulders and Satsuki grabs my legs throwing me on the bed in my room and tied me down then they started to make out getting me hard

Me: hey can you untie me?

Kotori squeezes Satsuki's left boob making Satsuki moan in the kiss

Me: I need to.

I break the restraints and pinned Kotori and Satsuki

Me: you girl's been very bad.

Outside my room moans were heard then I walk out acting like nothing happened until the door fully opens showing Kotori and Satsuki trying to move

Narrator: 3 hours later.

Me: so how do you say that again?

Inumuta: no not say it's more of a-

Lisa: hypotheses we don't have enough evidence to say it's true.

Ryuko: I know where to get evidence.

Tohka: where?

Everyone looks at me

Me: no no no no no no no.

Amber: please there after me.

Amber gives me her cutest puppy dog eyes I groan in defeat

Me: I'll go undercover.

Mako: under what?

Me: never mind I'll see you guys later.

I use Omni to make a portal to New York

In New York

Me: I love New York but it's so overrated.

I walk through the streets of New York City until someone talks to me through my earpiece I have

Ruby: testing 1 2 you there?

Me: yes what do you want?

Weiss: that's rude.

Me: no it's not.

Yang: yes it is.

Me: I'm finna whoop your horny ass.

Inumuta: forget about that do you see anything suspicious?

Me: no there is nothing wrong with that I can-(sees a guy with a briefcase walking to an alley that has been closed) I have to go.

Inumuta: wait what do y- damnit!

I follow the guy from a distance to see that he is making an illegal deal so I jump on to the roof to see what there doing only to see the briefcase guy to run away I start to run on the rooftops using parkour to catch up to him and sees he went into Times Square

Me: where'd you go you bitch?

I use my Goku Uniform helmet to spot the guy running to another alley which I follow from the roofs of the building's to see he was trading pictures of famous woman that are on the hub

Me: sorry to drop in but I'm taking the briefcase guys.

I take the briefcase and walk out the other side only to have glass hit my neck I turn around to see that they all have glass or a weapon they both could find I put the briefcase down

Me: fine I do whatever it takes.

I run on the wall and kicking the second in the chest knocking him unconscious then jumped behind the first guy only to bite his head off then spit it out

Me: suck it.

I grab the briefcase and start run away before anyone else could see what happened until Nonon called me

Nonon: sorry but you have to stay in New York.

Me: wait why?

Nonon: we kinda had an idea which backfired.

Me: use your iq next time.

Nonon: you shouldn't be talking you-

I hung up before Nonon could say anything else and started to find a place to stay ate

Me: nah I'm finna go to my temple.

I teleport to my temple and started to train and rest until someone throws a scythe near my head and I see Ruby?

Me: what do you want Ruby? (No response) hey Ruby. What are you doing here Ruby? (She moves an inch) ok if your not gonna say anything I guess I have to eat all this cooki-

Ruby? Jumps on me and takes the cookies away from me and started to eat the cookies in under 5 seconds

Me: so Ruby what are you doing here? At my temple?

Ruby?: you know Ruby?

Me: aren't you Ruby?

Summer: no I'm Ruby's mother Summer.

Me: I'm sorry what? Your Ruby's mom? (Summer nods) wait then why you leave Ruby?

Summer: Salem took me away locked me up until I was able to break out and I found a border which I went through and found this temple.

Me: I didn't know that. Hey let me make you see Ruby yeah? You cool with that?

Summer: are you sure? Cause I mean you are very negative.

Me: what happens at a reunion like this?

Summer: hugging-

Me: ew no you going don't say anything about me.

Summer: no your going to.

Me: cool- wait what?

Summer: good let's go.

Summer grabbed me and used her semblance to go to the estate

Narrator: 1 hour later.

We make it and I fall to the ground dizzy

Summer: get up.

Me: I'm good right here.

Summer: well I guess I got to pick you up myself.

Me: I'm standing.

Summer: good.

Summer knocks on the door waiting for 20 seconds to see Ruby open the door

Ruby: sorry we do- (sees Summer) MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruby hugs Summer which she hugged back only for Ruby to try to bring into said hug which I move away

Me: I don't do hugs.

Narrator: nice reunion see you all later people who I haven't met yet and possibly have a better positive outlook-

Me: END THE GODDAMN CHAPTER!!

Narrator: sorry till next time.