Chapter 67

We see Clyde and Lincoln having an power test lightning vs light (did I give Clyde and Jordan powers?) with Secret as the judge and they use their powers against Kaila why? I don't know anymore

Kaila: why am I here again?

Secret: well I would've gotten Blade but um.

Shows me in my female form doing some stuff to my room

Alexa (me): what's missing?...more Beck!!!!

As I continue to decorate my room Kaila is being struck by lightning and light magic at the same time until Lincoln and Clyde stop and Kaila is still standing unscathed

Secret: I couldn't judge so Lincoln Clyde you both will have to use one of your strongest moves from your own training. Clyde your first.

Clyde: ok... Final Explosion!!!!!!

Clyde gets an rocket launcher and fires it at Kaila making a explosion the size of the Hiroshima

Secret: 652,959 power. Lincoln your turn.

Lincoln: Storm Ender!!

Lincoln gets an axe (looks like Stormbreaker) and he throws it at Kaila landing between her chest which Lincoln calls his axe back to his hand

Secret: 652,959-

Lincoln and Clyde: a tie!?

Secret: 659,959,196 power.

Lincoln: yes! I won!!

Clyde: good job buddy!

Clyde and Lincoln hug but I jump over them in my male form with white rose petals chase after me so what's happening I may or may not have taken some of Summer's cookies who she definitely took from Lily Iz who took it from Satsuki who took it from Gamagori who took it from me and why she chasing me? She saw her cookies were gone and blamed me immediately

Me: Summer I promise you I did not eat any of your-hup (I jumped up to a tree) cookies!!

Summer's petal burst stops and she's in front of me

Narrator: in heaven.

In heaven Ruby is cheering for Summer to whoop my ass but is lifted off the ground by a certain someone who has WBY in his other hand and Yang is punching his hand

God: I thought I told you 4 not to come here again?

Yang: (red eyes) let go you monster!!

God: (sighs) I think I should forgive my uncle.

Looks and sees Ruby trying to look at me and Summer Weiss complaining about everything Blake trying to read but really wants some fish and Yang who is yeah you know what she's doing

God: nah. Jesus!!!

The Jesus Christ appears in front of God wait a damn minute everything stops and Author me Narrator and Neptune appear

Neptune: this better not be a joke!!

Author me: if Jesus was whipped and black people were whipped wouldn't that mean that Jesus is black?

Neptune: not again!!

Narrator: back to the story!!

Author me Narrator and Neptune disappear and everything resumes

Jesus: yes father?

God: you let RWBY back in?

Jesus: no I would never disobey you but I might know who.

Technoblade jumps down from nowhere

Technoblade: what's going on? (Sees RWBY) what's going on?

God: this 4 want to be in heaven.

Jesus: they tried to kill uncles girlfriends.

God: so I'm not sorry but you have to go back to my so called "cousin".

God just throws RWBY beyond the gate all the way past the stairs to hell and lands in front of Satan's palace but they get burned and they scream in pain

Narrator: on earth.

Me and Summer are having one of the most intense stare off but it's broken up by Glynda using her semblance but she threw me into a wall

Me: ow!!

Glynda: stop being immature you to!

Summer: fine we will stop!

Glynda let's us out of her semblance

Glynda: good.

With that Glynda leaves us while I slowly fall to the ground a hand moves down towards my chest trying to bring me in its shadow but I move the hand off and jump away

Me: /ban Kurumi for 4 months.

With that the hand and shadow disappear

Me: good.

I walk away but a soccer ball rolls to my feet which makes me look up to see only a soccer goal and no one around so I may have done a certain trick

Me: (runs kicks the ball in the air and jumps in the air whistles with my thumb and pointer finger) penguin volley!!

Penguin's come out of the ground and stick to the ball and I do a bicycle kick (that's what Elliot does right?) and the ball goes straight towards the goal and I land on the ground

Me: (smirks) that's what I do thank you Elliot for teaching me that.

I'm about to leave only to get dragged down into hell by my nephew and I'm inside his palace

Me: so what do you want?

Satan: can you let the leviathan-

Me: go to earth?

Satan: for 2 days someone forgot to clean its water.

Me: ...I mean I can but- hey wasn't RWBY supposed to clean it?

Satan: they refused so.

RWBY is burning while the demons just laugh at them

Satan: so-

Me: (groans) fine.. I'll take him.

Satan: and her.

Me: wait what?

Satan: thank you see you in 2 days!!!

Satan pushes me back to earth where I'm in front of the estate but there is a huge water around the whole estate and 2 leviathans are swimming

Me: Satan you are one ugly mother-

Yoshinon: hey Blade why is there water around us?

I turn to Yoshino Yoshinon and Kaguya

Me: well now thanks to a certain nephew I have to take care of his pets you can go back inside.

Yoshino goes back inside but Kaguya stares into my soul

Me: Kaguya what's wrong?

Kaguya: you are lying.

Me: I would never lie the pet is 2 extinct Mosasaurus that's it.

The male leviathan jumps out of the water with my face wondering what the fuck but Kaguya was shocked at the "Mosasaurus"

Me: ok they might be a different creature's well they are leviathan's but don't tell anyone please?

Kaguya: fine I won't but you know you have to get rid of them right?

Me: don't worry they'll be gone in 2 days.

Narrator: 1 week later.

I'm standing outside at 2 am wondering where the hell is Satan

Me: where is this bastard?

As I said that a fire spiral appears in front of me and it disappears with Satan standing where it was

Satan: so how was taking care of- gah!!!

I threw Omni through his stomach and called Omni back with blood spewing out of his stomach and mouth

Satan: (in pain) w-why?

Me: ...stop faking.

Satan heals his wound and stopped bleeding

Satan: so where are-

Me: right next to you.

The leviathan's are right next to him

Satan: thank you if there is-

Me: nope goodbye!

I snap my fingers and Satan and his leviathan's go back to hell and the water around the estate disappears

Me: finally gone!!

I walk back into the house and it turns to black

Author me: finally another chapter done I got a perfect chapter this chapter honors Technoblade.