Chapter 78 Sam the Dragon Empress of Creation and Destruction/Beck and Grace go at it again/Upset bees and I sing?
We see me in my bed at 3:00 am watching Ronaldo clips
Me: (whisper yells) that's right Ronaldo the fucking best! What time is it? (Looks to see the time) oh shit it's 3 am I don't want to deal with my nephew (hears knocking at the main door) what the hell? Who could this be?
I phase through the floors until I reach the first floor (there's 3 floors including an attic and an three level basement) and as I open the door I see a girl who clearly likes rock music but what confused me was not why she is here at the devils hour what confused me is why does it look like she was in a fight? Mainly because she has a black eye bleeding from the her arms stomach she has a stab wound in her leg her clothes are ripped and she has scars all over her face
???: (crying) can I come in?
Me: yeah come in.
I move out of the way as she comes in as I close the door and lead her to the couch
Me: you good miss? Why are you hurt like that?
???: (crying) my parents did this to me!!
She hugs me and I'm forced to hug her back
Me: (to Lynn Sr telepathy) wake the fuck up Lynn!!!! (Out loud) don't worry they won't get away with this. (In my head) why did I just say that?!
???: (crying) thank you so much sir!!
Me: don't worry about I'm Blade Zero who are you?
Sam: (crying) I'm Sam.
Me: ok Sam I need you to calm down for me.
Sam starts to calm down
Me: ok can you tell me why your parents did this?
Sam: they discovered that I have superpowers.
Me: you have...superpowers?
Sam: I know it sounds crazy but it's true.
Me: no no no it doesn't sound crazy in fact (I open my hand and cosmic and dark energy flow through my hand and I close my hand) I have a more complex style for my superpowers.
Sam: and what's that?
Me: look there's something you need to know about me I'm an Dragon God.
Sam: you are a dragon?
Me: Dragon God but yeah.
Sam only laughs at me
Me: stop it.
Sam continues to laugh at me
Me: no seriously stop it.
Sam still continues to laugh at me then my body changed into a half dragon and half human
Me (draconic voice): shut it!!
Sam immediately stops laughing and I turn back to my human form
Me (normal voice): good now listen closely because in this house I'm not the only one.
Sam: your not the only one living here?
Me: no not that we're not the only ones that have superpowers in this house.
Sam: you mean that everyone who lives here has superpowers like us?
Me: yeah something like that. How about I wake everyone up for you to meet them?
Sam: I don't think-
Me: good because I was going to do it even if you said no!
I snap my fingers and Team Maelstrom appear sleeping but I splash water on them all as the wake up and start yelling at me
Me: you hear that Sam? They love me.
Sam: (sarcasm) yeah sure they love you.
They all continue yell at me until Luna noticed Sam
Luna: Sam?!
Sam: (notices Luna) Luna?!
Sam and Luna ran up to each other and kissed each other
Everyone besides me: awwwwwww!!!
Me: didn't she have a stab wound in her leg? What the hell? How did she?
As I start to question what the hell happened Luna and Sam break away then that's when Luna saw Sam's condition
Luna: Sam what happened?!
Sam: my parents did this to me.
Everyone besides me gasps at that
Me: (in my head) I feel like we should do an H2ODelirious among us puzzle with me named me but who will be myself...wait no!!
As I'm talking to myself I felt a tap on my shoulder and I saw Kotori was the one tapping my shoulder
Me: yeah?
Kotori: Sam asked if you should take care of her former parents.
Me: sure I got you I'll kill-you want me to kill them?
Sam: you can because they abused me since I was five years old started to neglect me when I was ten and they disowned me.
Me: well that gives me a reason to kill them. Say Sam what kind of power do you have?
Sam: um I'm have an Dragon Spirit that lives in me.
Me: oh that makes sense but which Dragon is it?
Sam: the Dragon Goddess of Creation and Destruction.
We all look at Grace who looks shocked but Beck laughs at Grace
Grace: hey don't you dare laugh at me!!
Beck: well at least I don't have to deal with an Empress again!
Grace: well at least I have one unlike you who never had one!!
Ronnie Anne: how long will this take?
Lily: well they are complaining about something again and it normally takes around two to 72 hours for them to stop normally.
Bobby: then should we train?
Secret: yes mainly because Grace and Beck are fighting again and we have to awaken you and Ronnie Anne's power.
I take all of us to the backyard and they all see robots that look like me
Me: ok look I don't know how they got here but what I do know is that we need a sound proof dome around us.
Shido: why so you won't have to worry about the birds?
Me: you don't know what your talking about!!
Inumuta: we do know what we are talking about.
Me: that's it!
I create an instant healing dome healing Sam
Me: well then... let's train.
I block a punch by Gamagori and gets blasted back by music
Me: well this is going to be fun.
Narrator: seven hours later.
It's now 10 am Bobby and Ronnie Anne have the power of time and we are inside watching Grace and Beck arguing still
Grace: well at least I'm not shallow and inconsiderate!!
Beck: you don't even know what those words mean!!
Grace: they mean that Beck is a stupid little piece of shit!!!
Everyone: woah woah no way she just said that!!
Beck: ok ok ok you can enjoy that but at least I don't cry when Blade leaves!
Everyone: what the what?!
Grace: it was one time!
Beck: yeah one time a day!!!!
Austin and Secret start to hear buzzing
Austin: (to Secret) what's that buzzing sound?
Secret: it might be the upset bees.
Austin: what is that?
Secret: bees that are attracted to arguments.
Austin: ok then I guess we have to stop Grace and Beck then.
Grace: I hope you die!!
Beck: I hope you die!!
They both storm off with the rest of us in shock
Mana: well at least the-(hears Mana Jr crying) I'll be back.
Me: (reads everyones minds) actually let me come with you.
We both go to Mana Jr leaving the rest of Team Maelstrom
Lori: (shocked) I literally can't believe what just happened.
Lucy: (shocked) I don't know what to say.
Linka: (shocked) I thought they got over that.
The buzzing sound increases and everyone can hear it now
Leni: what is that magical sound?
Secret: that "magical" sound is the upset bees.
Rita: upset bees?
Secret: I know it sounds crazy but I saw them once and they destroyed everything in the angels home world before they moved to heaven.
The walls begin to crack and thuds could be heard coming from outside
Tohka: what's that?
Secret: the upset bees they are huge bees that if two people storm off after an argument they come in and start to destroy so we need Beck and Grace to talk to each other so they can leave.
Shido: ok but how are supposed to make them talk to each other.
Lisa: I want to say it's music but science proves that if you-
Secret: yes your right it's music but there's no song that both Beck and Grace like Beck likes Dr Dre Tupac Snoop Dogg Bruno Mars and D12 Grace likes Taylor Swift Justin Bieber Lil Nas X Adele and Lady Gaga.
Kaila: now that's a problem but who's one person that they will listen to?
Everyone looks at Annahbelle
Annahbelle: I guess I can punish them~.
Clyde: I have an idea!!
Lincoln: what is it Clyde?
Clyde: we should get Blade to do it!
Lily: I have never seen or heard Blade sing once unless he has to.
Kotori: well who's going to tell him he has to sing?
No one responds until
Sanageyama: I'll tell him.
Shido: no no no my good friend I'll be the one to tell.
Lynn Sr: I won't lie that we all will cry if someone cannot even rhyme!
Rita: that was an really good rhyme honey.
Lynn Sr: thank you honey.
Luan: well at least you rhymed it (laughs) get it?
Everyone laughed
Ronnie Anne: that was unreasonably funny.
Johnny: fine fine I'll tell him.
Lily: ok but you better tell him good.
Johnny: don't worry I won't mess this up.
Johnny teleports to the nursery but gets pinned down by an upset bee
Johnny: what the hell? Get the fuck off of me!
Johnny's body turns into fire burning the bees leg and I open the door to see Johnny
Me: can you shut up? Mana Jr is already asleep.
Johnny: (body back to normal) Blade you need to sing.
Me: why do I need to sing?
Johnny: the upset bees.
Me: (groans) fine who do I need to sing to?
Cuts to me with Beck and Grace with blindfolds on standing back to base with each other not knowing it
Me: no way am I doing this!
Grace: Blade is that you?
Beck: Grace?! Oh hell no!
Me: shut up! The upset bees are here and I have to um sing you a song so take your blindfolds off.
They take their blindfolds off and they see me in an cheerleader outfit
Beck: (laughing) Blade your in a skirt!!
Grace: (laughing) Blade you look so cute!!!
Me: I hate this already but just to get rid of the upset bees. (Starts to sing) yeah! Whoo! Come on! Be happy yeah come follow me yeah I'm breaking down every wall now I will shine brighter than ever before (backflips over 39 upset bees) you will talk to each other again!! (Hugs a upset bee) you two are friends come on I will have everything yeah (on top of big beach ball with a bear on a unicycle under it with Pom Poms and a hula hoop around my waist) you are friends but I'm trying to help you all!!! Because you are friends! Just be friends again!!! (Falls face first onto the ground) ok can you both be friends again?
Grace: fine but it was funny to see you in a skirt.
Beck: I can't believe you wore something like that.
Me: (in my head) I hate this so much.
As they continue to make fun of me everything turns to black