Chapter 80 Let's Hawkins Go/Stranger Things part 1 I'm taking a break
We start off with me chilling in the center of the universe with Secret calling me
Secret: Blade.
Me: yeah what up?
Secret: you need to come to me right now.
Me: on my way.
I hang up and talk to myself
Me: oh my god!! Why didn't I just retire? (To the readers) oh hey look who's here. the fabulous reader I know what your thinking "why am I complaining?" Well I am like (cough) 892 gazillion years old (cough) but I decided to keep doing this despite being 6 zillion years old so I should go see what she wants now.
I open a portal with Omni and walk through to see that I'm in a destroyed city
Me: what the hell?
I walk around taking in wherever the hell I am is not a good place
Me: she called me wanting to meet up but she's not even here! (Hears footsteps) ...who's there? Why did I ask that stupid question?
I slowly back away from the footsteps and start to walk regularly
Me: must be hearing things.
I continue to walk down the abandoned streets while seeing something move out the corner of my eye
Me: ok this is getting creepy.
I have my hand on Omni waiting for who or whatever to jump out but I'm met with a slash wound on my thigh
Me: what the?
I cover the blood with a random piece of cloth that I found
Me: why does this feel like I fucked up?
I walk slowly but I sense a weapon coming to my back and I duck instantly and what I see is a scythe
Me: (stands up) ok either death wants to talk to uncle or someone wants to pick a fight with me. I'm not Goku or anything but I'll be willing to fight anyone without question!
I draw Omni and block an attack from the same scythe but I noticed it looked familiar
Me: (has a crazed look) Ruby Rose.
Ruby's scythe comes at me again but I only block it with Omni then Yang appeared and started to punch and kick me which I blocked with my other hand
Me: (yawns) I'm bored.
I slide my leg around dropping them both down
Me: I can't wait for a real fight from your team Ruby.
Ruby: we can prove that we can have a real fight!!!
Me: (walking away) don't bother that will be a waste of my immortal life.
Ruby: Dragon Goddess of Love!!!
Me: (turns around immediately with disbelief) what?
Ruby's body turns into a pink dragon human hybrid of some kind
Me: Alexa and I need to talk to each other after this.
Yang: Dragon Queen of Fire!!!!
Yangs body turns into a half red dragon half fire type
Me: well then Dragon God of Everything!!!!
My body turns half dragon and half cosmic
Me (half and half): well where's Weiss and Blake?
Ruby (half and half): they didn't want to join us.
Me (half and half): well that takes less time.
As I'm about to move I get stuck in a see through box
Me (half and half): what the fucking hell?
I'm taken through a portal and now I'm somewhere that looks like the abandoned city but it is in more ruins and I power down
Me: what is happening? And where is mom?! Telling me to do something she lucky she adopted me!!
As I'm walking around I hear something rapidly approaching me and then stopped
Me: huh I guess I'm hearing things.
An Demogorgon appears in front of me grabbing my legs hanging me upside down but I turn my leg into fire burning the Demogorgon's hand as it drops me and it roars in pain and I turn my body into fire
Me: look I don't know what I did but I need to ask. Where the hell am I?
Demogorgon: your in the upside.
Me: ...wait a minute you bastard. How can you talk what are you a special type of your culture or some shit?
Demogorgon: yeah basically.
Me: oh my-look I don't have time for chit chat have you seen a woman like 5'7 5'8 I don't know how tall she is walk by.
Demogorgon: yeah she went into that house.
The Demogorgon points to an house that's 237 miles away
Me: ok thank you so much.
Demogorgon: don't worry about it.
The Demogorgon leaves me
Me: huh well I guess I have to go there.
I use 1% of my false true power and runs all the way in under 0.416 seconds
Me: still slow but whatever.
As I'm about to open the door I get thrown into the normal world
Me: what is happening?
I get up and see a sign in front of me saying "Welcome To Hawkins"
Me: I'm in the 1980s again? Well I need someone to guide me. Where's El or Max?
I walk around Hawkins with people giving me strange looks
Me: what you all looking at?!
I gain an red and black ki
Me: tatakae!!
I dash to one of them but I get stopped by someone using their mind
Me: (in my head) who the? Is El doing this?
And then I teleported away to a random bathroom of the high school and my ki disappears
Me: ok I need to find away to find Secret just need to know how?
???: excuse me sir.
Me: yeah what up?
???: this is the girls bathroom.
Me: yeah so what's wro-oh yeah that makes sense now(hears her throwing up) hey you good?
???: yeah yeah just go.
Me: ok I'll go.
I walk to the door and open it turn into and close it with me still inside and I transform into a shrunken western dragon and I go to the girl and grabs on to her body making sure no one saw me
Me: (in my head) so her name is Chrissy Cunningham. Queen of Hawkins High. What is the queen of Hawkins High doing in a bathroom like this?
Then we both heard the door to this bathroom open and I hear that she is taking some pills but she hears Chrissy throwing up
Me: (in my head and pats my wing lightly on her back) there there.
Max: hey are you alright?
Me: (in my head) Max? Why is she taking pills? Wait how old is she if she's in high school? And where's El?!
Chrissy: I'm fine.
Max: ok...um are you sure?
Chrissy: please just go away.
Then Max leaves the bathroom and Chrissy flushes the toilet then she hears banging on the stall door
Chrissy: are you deaf? I said "go away"!
Me: (in my head) but? Max already left.
Then you could hear a woman's voice
Woman: Chrissy? Chrissy?
Chrissy: (turns to the stall door) mom?
Chrissy's mom: you ready to try on the dress again? I loosened the back a little for you.
Me: (in my head) is she cursed or something?
Then suddenly the lights starts to flicker and Chrissy hears stomps outside of the stall door and she sees some kind of creature outside the stall door suddenly someone starts to try and open the door but it's locked and Chrissy backs away
Chrissy's mom: Chrissy did you hear me?! Open the goddamn door Chrissy!!! (voice starts to get distorted) Open the door Chrissy or I'm going to gut you like the fat pig that you are!!!
Chrissy: go away go away go away!!!
Chrissy's mom: (voice becomes more distorted) did you hear me?!!!
Chrissy: go away go away!!
Chrissy's mom?: (voice fully distorted) did you hear me?!!!!!!
Then it all suddenly stopped with a scared Chrissy leaving the stall she's in looking if she could find who or whatever it was outside the stall
Me: (in my head) there's something wrong with Chrissy and I'm going to figure out what it is even if I have to spy on her like this.
Timeskip brought to you by chibi Chrissy hitting chibi me with a baseball bat over the head
We now see Chrissy leaving the school and going into the forest near the school to meet with someone with me on her left shoulder
Me: (in my head) I don't know what's wrong but Chrissy is so...calming...wake up Blade you need to find out what's wrong with this girl. Who is she even meeting with anyway?
As Chrissy continues to walk through the forest she hears a grandfather clock chime and sees an grandfather clock in a tree and as she slowly walks to it the glass cracks and spiders start to crawl through and she backs into a guy that looks like he's a high school rockstar and she screams in fear
???: woah woah hey sorry didn't mean to scare you. You ok?
Me: (in my head) this guys name is Eddie Munson.
Chrissy looks back to the tree and sees the clock gone
Scene changes to where Chrissy is sitting down and Eddie brings out a lunch box after taking off his jacket and putting it on the table he takes a sit across a nervous Chrissy while I'm in Chrissy's hood
Eddie: there's um nothing to worry about ok? No one ever comes out here.
Chrissy: so how does this work exactly?
Eddie: oh you know just like any other old sale except uh cash only and for obvious reasons no receipts.
Me: (in my head) is Chrissy buying drugs?
Eddie: I'll do you a half once for uh 20 what do you say? It's a plenty that should last you awhile-
Chrissy gasps as she hears an squirrel going up a tree
Eddie: (closes his lunch box) hey uh you don't need to do this just give me the word and I'll just walk away.
Me: (whispers to readers) I'll just skip to the part you all want to see.
Timeskip brought to you by chibi Max and Eleven hitting chibi me with frying pans
We are now in Eddie's trailer with Chrissy's eyes rolled up and Eddie trying to wake her up and I'm still in Chrissy's hood
Me: (whispers to the readers) ok look I know you might have seen this but I think Chrissy is in huge trouble so I'm gonna help her.
I close my eyes and I see what Chrissy sees a huge skinned kind of creature walking up to her as her back is against the boarded up entrance
In the normal world
Eddie: Chrissy Chrissy wake I don't like this Chrissy wake up!!
In Chrissy's mind
I sneak up behind the skinned figure as he knows my presence is near
???: I know your here...Blade.
Me: well at least I don't have to sneak up on you...um what's your name?
Vecna: I'm Vecna.
Me: I would say "nice to meet you Vecna" but I'm finna kill you.
Vecna: that's not possible.
Me: I make anything fucking possible you bitch.
Vecna: I'll just make sure that you have painful death.
Me: enough talk let's fight!
Vecna: agreed.
I march up to him and I grab his face and throw him up into the ceiling and he falls back down
Me: ha! Your weak!!
Vecna only gets up and pushes me into a wall but before he can look back to Chrissy I use one of my wings to grab him and throw him around but he pushes my wing off of him
Me: holy shit man. Well I guess I have to use Omni.
I unsheathe Omni and I dash towards Vecna and went to stab him in the chest but he grabs onto Omni pushing it back while I fight to push it forward
Me: I'm just using my dragon strength and your this strong? I should've called Beerus before I came here.
Vecna pushes me back as he throws Omni near a scared Chrissy but I give him a drop kick and he falls down but he uses the boards that hold Omni where it is and it falls down right next to Chrissy's feet where she hesitantly grabs it and as Vecna gets up he sees me boarded up
Me: you know what? I hate you a lot man.
Vecna: what can I say? You always hated me.
Me: no I didn't...maybe your memory isn't working you know? You must have some kind of bleeding problems?
Vecna: no I don't-gahhh!!!!!
Chrissy uses Omni and stabs Vecna in the stomach but what I see shocks me Omni shines bright when it was in Chrissy's hands
Me: (in my head) but Omni only reacts like that when-no way!!!!!
Then Chrissy pulled Omni out and Vecna fell to the floor and disappeared (he didn't die) and I break the boards that's on me
Chrissy: (hands Omni to me) I think this is yours.
Me: I think you mean "ours".
Chrissy: but it's yours I only-
Me: (sheathes Omni and puts hands on her shoulders) Chrissy. You may not believe me but I'm a Dragon God you are a empress with my dragon spirit inside you which I don't know how that happened and I somehow got transported into Hawkins and I technically met you in the bathroom but-
Chrissy: that was you?
Me: yeah it was by accident I teleported somewhere and the way I'm her is I was in your clothes and let me tell you it was amazing and Eddie is trying to wake you up just stay here I'll get him.
Chrissy: no don't leave me here! (I went back to the normal world) and he's gone. (Notices I dropped Omni and picks it up) he needs to be more careful with this.
In Eddie's trailer
Eddie is still trying to wake up Chrissy
Eddie: Chrissy wake up!!
Then I fly to his shoulder tapping his neck
Eddie: (looks to his shoulder and sees me) what the hell?
Me: look Eddie-
Eddie: how do you know my name dragon?
Me: well I'm the Dragon God of Everything and if you want to see Chrissy close your eyes and I'll take care of it.
Eddie closes his eyes and we both appear where Chrissy is supposed to be but we see she left
Eddie: where's Chrissy?
Me: she's supposed to be here. (Looks outside) she might be somewhere out there.
Eddie: ok then...let's go.
Eddie walks off to find Chrissy
Me: hey do you not see the sky? Chrissy may have a weapon but you don't!
Eddie: (turns to me) ok then give me a weapon!!
Me: oh my!! Here catch!
I take off my mask and it transforms into Zero and I toss it to Eddie who catches it
Me: be careful with Zero!
Eddie: (walks off again) don't worry I will!!
Me: (sighs) why do I have a feeling that I should go with him? Fuck it!!
I run after Eddie with my wing's out and they look cosmic
With Chrissy
We see Chrissy walking with Omni shining bright and see keeps on walking till she sees a demobat which she just swings Omni around which killed the demobat
Chrissy: (looks at Omni) what kind of sword is this?
More demobats appear surrounding Chrissy butcher body stabs Omni into the ground killing the demobats
Chrissy: I didn't even know what to do. What is Blade hiding?
As Chrissy continues to do what she's planning to do we now see me flying above Eddie
Me: why do I have a feeling Chrissy knows my name? Ehhh I don't know (sees 63 demobats heading towards) 12 a'clock!
Eddie: Zero Rock!!
Eddie fires an arrow that's has everything that has to do with rock music and it explodes killing every demobat
Me: have you used a bow before?
Eddie: no it feels like Zero is controlling my body.
Me: how did I forget? Zero assists people who have never used a bow before.
Me and Eddie both see a bright light
Eddie: what is that?!
Me: that's Chrissy with Omni!!
Eddie: what's Chrissy doing?!
Me: I don't know!!
Eddie: you said this 'Omni' persons name!!
Me: Omni is my 4'8 tall katana! (Senses many demobat coming from 6 a'clock) 6 a'clock!!!
Eddie fires an explosive arrow and it hits one demobat exploded
KABOOOOM
Me: good job! (To the readers) you should go see what the main characters of Stranger Things are.
In California
We see a blonde haired girl named Angela leading Eleven into the center of a roller rink
Angela: stay put.
Angela rolls away while laughing at El then the music stopped
Dj: alright everyone (Mike and Will looks at him) this next song was dedicated to (points at El) Jane the local snitch.
A spotlight appears on El and he plays a record that starts off with laughter and has drums after it as people circle around El and start to make fun of all calling her "freak" telling her to go back to Hawkins and stuff with a person recording it all then Angela trips El a little with Mike going to the dj to stop it
Skip to Eleven hitting Angela
After that Mike and Will come up to El with Mike asking "why did you do that"
With me and Eddie
Eddie is now in the air riding on my back as I turn into a western dragon
Eddie: how much longer till we get to Chrissy?
Me (dragon voice): it will take us at least 5 more minutes max.
Eddie: ok I can wait for that long.
Narrator: 5 minutes later.
Me (dragon voice): we're about to reach Chrissy so I n-(notices where Chrissy is going to) Victor Creels house? What does she wa- oh right Victor is Vecna.
Eddie: who is who?
Me (dragon voice): look there's stuff that you don't know about but I'll tell you that later but since Chrissy is my Dragon Empress she's bound to now everything I learned but she might spill my biggest secrets. Eh I'll just let her know what I want to let her know.
Eddie: you must have mental issues.
Me (dragon voice): why does everyone think that?
Eddie: bro do I have to explain it?
I only shake my head no understanding what he meant and at that moment I saw Chrissy in my Balance Breaker
Me (dragon voice): Eddie I might say "Omen" over and over again don't worry about it.
Eddie: ok?
Me (dragon voice): Omen Omen Omen Omen Omen Omen Omen Omen Omen Omen Omen Omen!! Omen Slayer Cataclysm!!!!
Chrissy uses Omni and destroys every monster in her way even killing the Mind Flayer
Eddie: holy shit!!!
Chrissy goes into Vecna's house and starts to make her way to Vecna
Me (dragon voice): Eddie my body will be here my soul will be inside Chrissy's body.
Eddie: so that means that I can control the way you move?
Me (dragon voice): yes you can but promise me this you won't hurt my body on accident.
Eddie: (salutes) I promise that I shall not hurt your body on accident.
Me (dragon voice): good.
I leave Eddie with my body and my soul moves to Chrissy's body
With Chrissy
We see Chrissy sneaking upstairs
Me (in her body): Chrissy.
Chrissy (Balance Breaker): (jumps) what the?
Me (in her body): don't worry I'm not here to hurt you.
Chrissy (Balance Breaker): I know that Blade it's just why are you in my body?
Me (in her body): three things first how do you know my name? Second you are my Dragon Empress and third I can enter and exit my hosts body anytime I want.
Chrissy (Balance Breaker): even in the shower?
Me (in her body): no! What the?! No I maybe genderless but I respect privacy!!
Chrissy (Balance Breaker): thank god.
Me (in her body): thank you. Now before you go fight Vecna I have to ask. Weren't you afraid of Vecna?
Chrissy (Balance Breaker): I was but since I have you I'm starting to become fearless.
Me (in her body): (crying) thank you so much!!
Chrissy (Balance Breaker): aw your welcome.
Me (in her body): now before you fight Vecna just now two things one I feel that Vecna has more allies like people that I have fought before. Two you haven't mastered a quadrillionth of my power.
Chrissy (Balance Breaker): don't worry I have you by my side.
Me (in her body): (whispers) and I'm defending my titles to.
Chrissy (Balance Breaker): what was that?
Me (in her body): nothing now let's-
Chrissy (Balance Breaker): go-
Me (in her body): kill-
Me and Chrissy: Vecna/Vecna!!!
To be continued in Loud House unknown chapter 81 Hold Vecna and his allies back/Stranger Things part 2