Chapter 99 Trying to find my book
We start off with me trying to find something but I don't know where I last put it
Me: where is it?
Uzume: where is what?
Me: shit! Uzume don't scare people like that!
Uzume: I've been here before you.
Me: ...really?
Uzume: really.
Me: ...my bad.
I walk out of the room and go check outside and I see Rita gardening
Rita: (notices me) hey Blade! What's wrong?
Me: I'm trying to find something that's very important to me but I don't remember where I last put it.
Rita: what is it your looking for?
Me: a brown book with an capital Z on the cover have you seen it?
Rita: no sorry.
Me: don't worry about it. I'll keep looking.
I continue to look and I don't see it anywhere in the Maelstrom estate so I check all the secret rooms that everybody besides Goody tried to hide from me and yet I can't find it
Me: no no no! I can't lose that book.
Lucy: what book?
I jump back and get into a stance only to see Lucy so I get out of my stance
Me: it's only you Lucy. How'd you get behind me?
Lucy: I'll ask again. What book?
Me: it's a book that's important to me. Like how Edwin is important to you.
Lucy: I understand but alas me and Edwin can never be together.
Me: have you seen an brown book with a capital Z on it?
Lucy shakes her head as I groan and walk outside and I fly off to Houston to meet Emma as I saw that it was 3 pm and we had to do something that I really forgot about
Me: (lands) hey Emma.
Emma: Blade where were you?!
Me: I was trying to find a book that's very important to me but I couldn't find it.
Emma: well I'm sorry that you can't find your book but we have to get ready for our interview!
Me: interview?
Emma: you didn't listen to what I said to you?
Me: I listened just forgot! There's a difference! Saving the world and this is the thanks I get.
Emma catches onto the joke I just did and she laughs
Emma: very funny now come on!
Emma drags me to get ready and while all this happens at the Maelstrom estate Lincoln walks into the house with an injured arm and Shido notices this
Shido: (runs up to Lincoln) Lincoln what happened?!
Shido checks his arm and he can see it was broken so he starts to heal it
Shido: Lincoln please tell me what happened!
Lincoln: I don't know...I just picked up a book and the next thing I knew I woke up in the streets with a broken arm.
While Shido heals Lincoln's arm up in space my book flies pass the Earth and that made me stop answering a question that was asked by someone in the audience
Me: I'll be back.
I teleport into space and chase after my book but once I get closer it starts flying faster and it fires a blast into my eyes blinding me and stopping me in my tracks as the book flies away and teleports to hide away from me and once I'm able to open my eyes I start to look around and after a while I sense a blast coming from behind me causing me to dodge and turn around to see my book and Goku Black
Goku Black: is this what your looking for foolish god?
Goku Black holds up my book
Me: yeah. But I'm not a foolish god.
Goku Black: then let's see if your claim is true.
Goku Black puts my book on his back and flies at me and he tries to punch me but I catch his fist and I punch him in his face but I make sure he doesn't move so I can punch his face over and over but I'm interrupted when Goku Black fires a blast that caught me off guard and I let go of his fist and he flies back wiping the blood from his nose
Goku Black: blood? Your punches...are filled with power...that...(smirks darkly) I think I know how to beat you Dragon God.
Goku Black fires a bunch of energy blasts that I deflect and when I blink he is in front of me and punches me in my gut as I cough up a lot of blood and I fall down into the depths of space
Goku Black: hmm. That wasn't part of my strategy to beat him but I guess I won.
Goku Black laughs and starts to fly to wherever he's supposed to go to but before he can I however was able to through a rope around his leg and yanked him back to me and I punch him in the center of his face and he explodes
Goku Black: ha!
Goku Black kicks me in my back and throws me onto a random asteroid
Me: what the? Did you clone yourself?
Goku Black: you catch on quick. Yes I did clone myself and I waited for you to attack that clone so I could land another attack on you. Since my mentor despite how much I resented it taught
Me: you've been trained by Dagon?
Goku Black: yes. How'd you know?
Me: because-
I disappear and appear behind him and punch his kidneys
Me: I taught him that first!
Goku Black looks back at me and fires a bunch of energy blasts which I deflect and I fire a tiny ball of destruction and it destroys all of his blasts and I charge at him and hit him with a flurry of punches but he was able to block some of them while the ones that hit I made sure to hit his vitals and I get launched back by his aura and Goku Black makes a ki blade as he flies at me as I make my own ki blade too and out blades clash as we each try to land a hit on each other but our blades meet each other till I teleport behind him and slash at his back only for him too duck and kick me in my face with his heel
Me: damn. Your strong as hell Dagon must've not been the only one training you right?
Goku Black: (smiles and chuckles darkly) your always right. Sun and Ryker also trained us but I'm not telling you anymore.
Me: that's all I need.
I turn my ki blade into a ki scythe and Goku Black does the same thing and I throw my scythe at him hoping to catch him off guard but he dodges my scythe and sees I'm close to him and he swings his scythe into my stomach
Goku Black: how do you like that? Does it hurt? Do you feel the pain all the mortals shall have as their punishment?
Goku Black pushes me deeper onto his scythe as blood not only flows through my stomach but my mouth as well
Goku Black: how does it feel to be a god that everyone hates? A god that has been betrayed more times than a human could think of. That's you Dragon God.
Goku Black smiles as he slowly moves his scythe up but I put my hand to stop it catching him off guard
Me: I'll be honest I have been betrayed more times than everyone who has ever lived I faced death twice and I might be the good everybody hates but I got some people who doesn't hate me.
I push his scythe out
Goku Black: are you making my job easier?
Me: hell no! I won't lose my last life to you! But when you said all mortals should have death as punishment-
Goku Black: death is a mercy for them.
Me: I don't give a damn! Sure mortals mess things up time to time but that doe give you a reason to make them suffer! I know you'll say "look at Gen Z. Look how stupid Gen Z is." Yeah the author might be part of Gen Z but I know he wants it to stop! I learned to give mortals a chance that's why I'm married to one who died. AND I WON'T LET YOU HURT HER EVEN IN THE AFTERLIFE!!!!!!!!! KAIO-KEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku Black: what the?
Me: TIMES A BILLION!!!!!!!!!!
I grab Goku Black and fly through several asteroids and I punch him down and fly below him
Me: have fun.
I kick him up and create an explosive wall that explodes once he comes into contact with it and I see that Goku Black is barely injured by my wall of explosives
???: that's enough.
I see a mask similar to [Redacted's] mask
[Redacted: goodbye Blade.
[Redacted] flies off with Goku Black and before I can go after them my Kaio-Ken wears off and I'm in great pain from the amount I used as I fall down to Earth like a meteor only to be caught by Emma once I'm in the atmosphere
Emma: Blade are you ok?!
I move my hand to show her I'm good as I feel something's wrong in my body and I feel my bones aching
Me: ack! My bones hurt so bad.
Emma puts a dark green bean in my mouth and I get healed
Me: thanks. Hate taking recovery items.
Emma: well you were in a lot of pain. What were you using?
Me: Kaio-Ken...times one billion.
Emma: are you trying to lose all you energy?!
Me: no. I got pissed at Goku Black and-
Emma: Goku Black is real?!
Me: ...were you watching me and Sun's fight like a month ago?
Emma slaps my arm playfully as she remembers
Emma: yeah I remember. And I remember you going Legendary something?
Me: Legendary Super Demon?
Emma: it didn't look like Legendary Super Demon. Granted I don't know how that form looks like but you were Legendary something.
Me: ok.
I start to fly
Emma: why are you flying?
Me: I'm not.
I crash into the ground
Emma: Blade!
Me: I'm ok. I'm pretty sure my energy is messed up or something. You got any kind of beans for this?
Emma feeds me a red bean as my energy is back too normal
Me: thanks. So how'd the interview go?
Emma: pretty good but the question you left on was based on you.
Me: what was the question?
Emma: "who's better Messi or Ronaldo?"
Me: Ronaldo!
Emma: yeah everyone else said Messi after I said Ronaldo for you.
Me: what's wrong with them?! Are they fucking stupid?! Ronaldo is the GOAT!!!
Emma: but Messi has done more than Ronaldo for his country.
Me: so you turning on me now? Ok bet!
Emma: I'm not I like Ronaldo like you Blade.
Me: good. Because Ronaldo is the GOAT but Roman Reigns is THE GOAT while I'm on the same level as Roman.
Emma smiles at me as I continue to talk about the GOAT's
Timeskip brought to you by Goku Black and [Redacted] kissing
It's nighttime now and I'm in my room with Goody on the bed while I'm in front of a board
Me: something isn't making any sense.
Goody: baby please come to bed.
Me: sweetheart your a ghost you don't need sleep.
Goody: it I like it when we cuddle.
Me: I don't know how I can even touch you when your a ghost.
Goody: do I have to remind you that I'm married to YOU?
Me: I'll take that as a compliment.
Goody grabs me and pulls me to the bed as we both fall asleep