Author's note:
Well, well, well... I'm not going to lie... Ask all my friends from discord who got at the same server as me... This had been the chapter I have been waiting for to write it... Since September from the last year... Dozens of challenges written on my discord server, just for this single moment...
Give me your top 5 dares at the moment you read this chapter. Don't lie to me, you are going to like this chapter as much I liked to write it.
Cinderfall20412 . I'm, and I'm not going to reveal the spoiler, so I'm going to let you enjoy this chapter. Thank your liking this fanfic.
Guest 1. Thank you, and to being honest chapter 17 was the chapter I laughed and cried while writing it. Dodgebraw is also one of my favorites. XD
Guest 2. Thank you for warning me, I'm going to check it out later.
Guest Cláudia . Cláudia, muito obrigado por gostar desta fanfic tanto quanto eu amei escrever ela. Sou brasileiro com muita felicidade, e fico muito honrado e feliz de saber que uma brasileira gosta tanto desta fanfic. E a minha temporada favorite sempre foi a primeira, pois é o que eu sempre me lembro de todos os episodios, luz drama ação e turnê mundial também são bons, mas o que realmente sempre me marcou foi a primeira temporada. Eu fico feliz de como vc gostou da forma que escrevi sobre a narrativa da história, porque eu sempre segui a formula da causa e consequência. Nós brasileiros temos como exemplo Carol Conka. E não se preocupe com a Courtney e Duncan, eles sempre serão o melhor casal, e eu não vou fazer nada de ruim com eles, então se prepara para os meus futuros planos para eles. XD. E muitas coisas vão acontecer diferente a partir desta temporada então descanse, aproveite e leia o novo capitulo na qual você não vai se esquecer jamais XD.
(Claudia, thank you so much to like this fanfic as much I loved to write, I'm brazillian as well, and I'm very honored and happy to know a brazillian likes this fanfic as much as me. My favorite season is the first one, because I'm always remember all the episodes. Drama Action and World Tour are good, but this season is what always marked me as the best one since I watched as a kid. I'm happy on how I liked to write the chapters, because I always follow the formula of cause and consequences, we know some examples on BBB, and don't worry about Courtney and Duncan, they will always be the best couple. And I'm not going to do anything bad with them, so prepare yourself, relax and enjoy reading the future plans I have for them. Many things will happens after this season, so rest, enjoy and read the new chapter that you will never forget. XD)
OverLord Wang-Yu . Prepare yourself, because this chapter is CRAZY.
Guest 3. Thank you for enjoying the chapters as much as me. And I'm so glad that someone understand the position on Ezekiel was... And I agreed with you, that kind of reveal is very umconfortable to make, and by myself it's something that I'm not willing to write further, however, I think I can find a way to create a hint without revealing the whole truth because of one thing. Dawn can read auras, so I think I can work with that, so don't worry much. But enjoy this new chapter. XD
Guest99. Thank you for liking it, and to answer your question. Duncan and Courtney are in such sinnergy because of Ezekiel, his entire life made a lot of changes and made Duncan become the best version of himself, something that I'm going to surprise you all later in the future. So have fun with my plans of this lovable couple. And about Izzy and Ezekiel becoming a couple. I'm really working out slowly because I'm trying to set up everything, remember, Izzy isn't the only one who will be in a relationship with Ezekiel, so it takes time. And when the opportunity rises, you will see the chaos I'm bringing with it. XD Also I should tell you... this version of Heather is not the same version of the cannon. Remember, this Heather is not the same manipulative girl from season 1, this one has friends now. But know that this chapter, not just her... but everyone is going to suffer Bwahahahahahahaha
Hyper Lol Guest. Thank you for liking the chapter, and trust me you will get your answers on this one. And to relation of Tears of a New Start, maybe I finally found something to work with, and probably I'm going to try to write shorter chapters but with a more focus into helping myself to find a good track, but only when I finish this season. So who knows when the next chapter of my pokemon fanfic is going to be written, but the good news is... I think now my writer's block from that fandom is finally over.
starfallkaiser c. I understand your point, but still I think I'm not going to write it. However in relation of Why am I Syrus, I have the turns written on my notepad, and all I have to do is to write the scenes and dialogues, so after I finish this season, I will be written the chapter of Why am I Syrus, because I wanted so much to show you all my ideas... however to be honest... the reviews I got from that fanfic made me have less and less motivation to keep writing. In comparison to keep writing. This fanfic of reality colides is the reviews that makes me keep writing with such a gusto. And why am I Syrus, I just got disappointed on how the public saw my fanfic and makes me lost my drive and asks myself to keep writing it. But yeah, I will write it after this season.
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Ghostly Guest. The idea of Lauren having a plushie of Courage screaming and saying his quotes would be something now that I'm planning to write in the future, well done XD.
Just Guest. Oh you will know it. XD
Benny Farr . Yeah, since Ezekiel is sheltered in both lives, it surprises everyone when he does something out of ordinary, and Courtney will blames Duncan and vice and versa, and it's hilarious, like a sibling bound they have with the boy. But you are right, there is nothing that can save the Screaming Gophers now
Sleepy Guest. You gave a good idea on how Izzy is going to make the commercials now, thank you so much LOL. And no, it's not Bridgettes and Geoffs relatives, but I will reveal them later. XD. And yeah, I'm not planning to add more girls to Ezekiel's relationship, just the 3 girls and it's for the best, and later you will see when it will be the best time for it. XD
Just a wee Guest . Well Ezekiel doesn't have that powerful boost of memories, he can have some of them somehow, but it was a selective memory when it happens by nostalgia, the most iconic cellphone beep ever heard was from Kim Possible's opening, even non fans of it, knows about an opening starting with that beep. So Ezekiel had a flashback of many shows, specially of the one because of such iconic beat. Anyway, yeah it was fun to play with Izzy's embarrassment towards on how her parents were horny on the show, and talking stories about her past. Which would be the bane of all children XD.
BurstEvolution9000 . Be afraid of what's happening right now, and read the chapter right away XD.
Mr. E Guest . Thank you for liking it, however to reply your version. Technically Joker isn't a cartoon network character, but a Warner Bross one. And since DC already existed on Total Drama Universe, I decided to use the most iconic laugh of cartoon network. Mandark's Laugh. Which is silly and yet a villain laugh at the same time.
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Now that everything is written down. HAVE FUN READING THIS CHAPTER. AND TRY TO NOT VOMIT LOL.
"Last time on Total Drama Island…" Chris returned to the show and was ready to do a recap of everything that happened there. "Yours trully off MC'ing a swanky awards show. So Chef took over as host...ugh...And man, was he brutal to the campers. Not only he make the campers suffer the terrible challenge of the military psychos, but also brought his former squad, which they were nobody other than Izzy's family, oh boy, I wish it wouldn't have been my parents to embarrass me like that, but like I always say, do everything for the ratings."
Chris showed the scenes of Izzy's parents enjoying their time on the show and even scaring some of the campers.
"The campers had to suffer being hunted down, and luckily Owen didn't have to deal with the parents of the crazy girl he cowardly pushed into the direction of a 'serial killer'. Heather once again proved her skills in adaptation to the circumstances happening on the challenges, and came up with a strategy which in the end led her to not only get the immunity but also receive a neat PDA or whatever the military calls that." Chris commented as he shrugged and showed the highlight moments of the last challenge. "And in the end, the Gothic Gwen had to leave the show because Chef called out all the flaws from the challenge, and by lack of will, Gwen had to take her stuff and took the Walk of Shame, leaving three glutton-for-punishment campers heading into our most exciting challenge yet! Don't believe me? Then I triple dog dare you to watch this episode of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
The morning once again appeared on the camp Wawanakwa, as the moment that some of the campers always waited for came, since it took weeks to finally reach a point that surprised everyone. The final 3. Days of pure torture, humiliation, disgusting time living on that terrible island, finally just for more 4 days or less, and then it's over.
The 100 thousand grand is almost theirs.
"Campers! Welcome to the Semi-Finals!" Chris' voice boomed through the loudspeakers at to start of this day, which the host knew was certainly gonna be an episode to remember. "Today, we reward our challengers with an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast. That's right, genuine food bi-products served with fresh ingredients relatively close to their expiration dates."
While the remaining 3 listened from their cabins to the announcements, Chef was preparing some of the pancakes to cheer up the final 3, while deep inside of him he had to roll his eyes, since the campers could have enjoyed still more grudge to make sure they would remain sharp on the show. When one of the pancakes he launched got stuck on the ceiling, he scrapped off with a shovel, and nobody other than the cameras could see the products of pancakes appearing directly on the plate.
(Confession – Heather)
Heather was using her Heathermmunicator to distract herself from the camera, while she knew she would use it as a good way to make sure to say something about the final three.
"Whatever. I knew I'd make it to the end. Big shocker." Heather knew without a doubt she'd be the one who would go until the final three, but she couldn't also confess something from her point of view. "I'm just glad that I managed to bring Lindsay with me, and I felt like a huge burden had been off my back, maybe I should stop making promises. Because it had been one of the hardest things I ever did on the show. But I'm glad that Lindsay is also my right hand to reach this point… Also, thanks Beth, we did it. We got to the final 3, and with your help, we took down all the fish heads."
Heather commented as she gave a slight look until something crossed her eyes.
"Who the hell is Codylover? And what the *beep* is Moose love?" Heather raised her eyebrows and decided to click something.
(Confession – Lindsay.)
"WE DID IT, WE ARE ON THE FINAL 3 BETH," Lindsay said as she was clapping in joy from the inside of the confession, it turns out that she forgot that she was still using the bathroom, a little part of her panties were showing since she was very distracted. And then it came to a conclusion which made the blonde girl nervous. "And now… since Heather said that we could be in the final three. I think that would mean that I wouldn't have to depend much on her. I mean, she is one of the best friends that I ever made, and I think this time she would want to win with everything she had."
Lindsay commented sad, as she could understand the point of her best friend, they reached the point they wanted. And now things would remain on the extreme since Lindsay would depend on herself now to go to the next phase. Suddenly Lindsay looked to her left, and then to her right.
"Yeah, you are right… I reached this far because I did my best, so I just need to remember everything I learned from this show, especially of what I learned from Heather and Izzy… I don't need to only win, I just need to survive to the final 2, and then I do my best to win the show… I need to make someone lose, but who?" Lindsay commented as she wondered loudly. As nobody could see Lindsay had been talking with her shoulders Angel and Devil to give her the support she would need.
(Confession – Owen)
"I wanted to believe it! I dreamt it could be true! And now the day is finally here! ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-PANCAKES YESSSS!" Owen screamed excited as the show finally reached a thing that he always dreamed of, he showed his true colors himself, that he didn't care much about the fact he was on the final 3, but he took priorities of having all the pancakes he could eat.
(Main Lodge)
"We're getting Pancakes! We're getting pancakes!" Owen sang as Lindsay calmly passed at the Chef to receive her portion of sweat breakfast, and while she was happy to have something good to eat in the morning, she was for the most part with a serious face trying to think about how to survive and the most difficult task… who should lose on the day's challenge for make her to go to the finals. Heather on the other hand was glaring hatefully as she was ready to kill someone in an instant. Which Chef raised his eyebrow at her, but ignored, her since he had 2 friends who were far scarier than the queen bee, and placed the pancakes for the queen bee to eat. And then coming in the direction of the Chef, Owen with a happy smile on his face. "Ooh. Don't be shy dude. Four Words. All You Can Eat. You got the pancakes, I got the…"
Chef got annoyed and took one of the pancakes and shoved it on his face.
"Shut up," Chef said as he rolled his eyes. And saw Owen eating the pancake which was already on his face. "Ugh… I think I'm starting to regret having gone easy on you. Maybe I should have allowed Shego to do the challenge with you."
And at that moment the fat boy shut his mouth… But the stomach grumbled as begging for more food. Which Chef glared, until he gave in.
"Fine, take all, everything," Chef grumbled as Owen cheered and made a giant pile of food for himself, while Chef smirked to himself on the inside. "Let's see if you can hold up everything at the end of the day."
Heather and Lindsay glanced at Owen but resumed their breakfast.
Cadets MacArthur and Sanders got on the Main Lodge just to greet themselves with the breakfast, a nice mug of coffee and pancakes, even as they were caught on seeing the campers eating whatever terrible food the show served to them, they at least had good food while enjoying the campers suffering with the challenge.
"Well these weeks have been very interesting, isn't that right partner?" MacArthur asked as Sanders nodded her head at her friend. "I have to say that it had been fun seeing these prickies suffering a bit."
"Well we also got caught on the line of fire sometimes, but I have to say that this had been fun, in a weird way." Sanders nodded her head. "At least we can return to the police academy and tell all the craziness we caught on the show. We just need to be here for more one week at least and we are going to return to the academy;"
"Yeah, but from what I gathered today's challenge is going to be awesome, and I can't wait to see it you lose the bet," MacArthur smirked and the black security guard rolled her eyes.
"Ha ha ha, don't even try, this money had my name on it," Sanders replied as both cadets went to resume their breakfast.
(Confession – Lindsay.)
"That's it… I don't need to win. I just need to make sure Owen loses." Lindsay snapped her fingers, and then her entire face paled. "Oh no… How can I do that? Owen is sweaty but he is like a trash can, nothing can bring him down."
(Confession – Heather)
"I DON'T KNOW WHO THE *BEEP* YOU ARE, BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT DISGUSTING NERD, AND HE WAS A PERVERT WHO TOUCHED MY BREASTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT, HOW A *BEEP* MOOSE IS THE REASON OF WHY I WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT NERD IF THAT *BEEP* ANIMAL WAS THE ONE WHO CAUSED EVERYTHING," Heather shouted as a good part of the confession both was trashed, like the toilet seat, and was glaring hatefully to the camera. "Hey fans of my part of the show, do not believe in these stupid lies over this five-rate forum, since it was obviously a lie since the person who wrote it was named CodyLover as a nickname, come on, that wimp has a boyfriend already, and while I like you having a huge debate with the person who probably is Leshawna, yeah Leshawna I know it's you. But you gotta do a better defense than that, come on, help me out here. It's your boyfriend's name and mine who are being in the mud for these lies."
Then Heather gave a deep sigh and tried to focus on the game.
"Okay, maybe I should take a break from this. I will make it clear once I get my paycheck from this show. Since I'm only against my naive best friend and fatty ginormous. I think we all know who's gonna win."
(Confession – Owen)
"Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes!" Owen sang happily while ignoring the part of the trashed set since Heather vented up from the time she looked on the internet.
(Confession – Heather)
"When I win, I'm thinking of my own spin-off series. The World According to Heather, featuring Lindsay and Beth as we debate all the atrocities we suffered across the show. And with luck showing how is to be done in television." Heather commented as she placed the makeup on herself to look presentable on the show, while she emphasized demonstrating how she cared about her friends.
(Confession – Lindsay)
"If I win the 100 thousand dollars, I think my mommy and daddy are going to make a huge party in the neighborhood where I can invite Heather and Beth, and we could even go to the mall and spend a lot together… Which is fine since that would be what I would spend on the entire year, but it's still good to make sure we would have fun together." Lindsay commented as she thought about how she would enjoy spending the money with her friends. "Especially my daddy would be proud of me saying that I would enjoy much more expending my own money which I worked hard to get… I hope he is right."
(Confession – Owen)
"I'd never win. But if I did, I'd start every day with pancakes!" Owen commented that he didn't believe much in himself, but he was having a great time living the dream, while he was very hyped for the show. But still enjoying to tell on the confession on how much he loves pancakes. "'Cause they're like mini sunshines filled with yummy fun."
(Confession – Heather)
"Sure, eight weeks with these losers is cause for insanity, but thankfully me and Lindsay managed to pull out together and didn't lose our minds… well, I think Lindsay still has a little part sane, sorry to say that Lindsay, but I saw you talking to yourself a bit and it's start's worrying me. Maybe this show is making us lose our minds." Heather commented as she pointed out a good point as she looked at the camera. But also a sadistic part appeared on her face while she still wanted to trash talk, someone. "And Greenpeace can bag and tag Owen as the hazardous waste that he is."
(Confession – Lindsay)
"These 8 weeks had been kinda difficult for us. Isn't that right?" Lindsay commented as she looked at her shoulders, proving a point made by the queen bee, since the girl still uses the shoulder consciences as her guide, but still looked determined to win the game. "I never thought I would be happy sometimes, angry other times, would make people laugh, cry, and even get mad at me or even scared at me. But I think I learned a lot by going on this show. But I swear I would pay a lot of money to have my beauty products back and have a spa session because my skin is getting dry and I'm afraid this will be forever."
(Confession – Owen)
"But all the all-you-can-eat pancakes in the world wouldn't be special without friends to share with them," Owen commented as he lamented the fact that he felt lonely on the show, especially since he always valued friends more than money, so it was getting hard to remain on the game. But luckily he was going to win the show.
(Confession – Heather)
"Sure, Owen's dumb luck has won a few challenges," Heather commented as she still was using her makeup, but then she took her Heathermmunicator and decided to open the forum. "but it's his ability not to be disgusted by anything edible that worries me. Here look at this, there is a forum page of everything disgusting Owen ever ate on the whole show. Did you see that? This is a shoe… A SHOE."
Heather showed the picture of Owen on the forum of Total Drama Island where it shows Owen eating MacArthur's shoe, while she wanted to punch the fat boy in the face.
(Confession – Owen)
"You ever notice how much a toilet seat looks like a pancake?" Owen looked intently at the dropped toilet seat where Heather let it loose from her trashing on the confession, and he gave a maniac look on the camera in a way that people could guess what the big guy was planning to do. He laughed a bit as he seemed to be joking, but on the next second, he started licking the toilet seat.
(Confession – Heather)
"And Lazy! Ugh, Sloths could take a cue from Slowen! Did you know the cadets had to use 2 Tasers to get his ass off from sleeping on their cabins? I think the sin of Sloth would take vacations and leave Owen in its place." Heather said as she shook her head in disgust. While proving another point on the terrible way she viewed Owen on the show.
(Confession – Owen)
Owen seemed to be enjoying the bite of the toilet seat that he gave on the confession, while he chuckled as he looked at the camera.
"I should probably spit this out… Zzzzzzzzz" He didn't even pass a next second as he started snoring in the middle of the confession, while the camera went off.
(Confession – Heather)
"At least I know about Lindsay, and as I spent most of my time with her, I know that she had very athletic abilities, and managed to win challenges by herself. I will not underestimate her for being very athletic, and also looking at the forum, I discovered Lindsay has still some struggles with her intelligence, and she is always naive and gullible, she sometimes by luck or by her own logic that I will never understand, she would nail in the head of whatever topic that she would find interesting. How she does that, I don't know." Heather explained as she gave a good view of how much she and her best friend worked together during the whole show. The good times and even the bad times, but now she had one tool that would also give a good advantage for herself. "But at least on this forum, I could see also a highlight on how she and the goth talked about Indiana Jones, never was a fan of that archaeologist movie, but from the comments I heard on how she destroyed the dreams and their faith on the fandom it brings me joy and pride on how people are trying to convince themselves there is going to be a movie coming up which will save their own pity lives of the movie being great again… Come on, grow up, it's just a movie. Pfff..."
(Confession – Lindsay)
"I'm really in big trouble because Heather is the smartest and the strongest of the show," Lindsay commented as she looked worried. "Every time that we would have a problem I knew Heather would also find a way to help it out, she was like always had a plan B for everything happening around, and I don't have that. Izzy told me that Heather's greatest skill was that she could adapt to everything around her and she would use everything and anything to her favor. And Owen while he is a sweaty guy, I think I never saw him vomit after eating anything much more disgusting than bull testicles, if is a food challenge again, I don't think my stomach could take it."
Lindsay gulped, as she looked wary at the camera.
"From this challenge, I need to take down Owen, because Heather is my best friend, but also I have no idea how to defeat her in a top 3 challenge, and I think I should trust in myself," Lindsay commented determined.
(Amphitheater)
The amphitheater was dimly lit, the shadows of the surrounding forest creating an eerie atmosphere. The top three campers, Heather, Owen, and Lindsay, stood nervously on the stage, unsure of what to expect next. Chris, ever the showman, strutted onto the stage with a mischievous grin. Behind him, there was Chef who was wearing his usual cook outfit, and nearby them there was not just one, but two cadets who were wearing pink dresses as prize girls.
"I hate my contract," MacArthur commented angrily as she was feeling now the terrible consequences of signing a contract without reading.
"Well, it's just for a few days partner," Sanders commented as she didn't mind much wearing the outfit, but it was kind of humiliating as they were cadets before, and now by being part of the show they had to wear it whenever outfit which would be going for them. "And thankfully we aren't going to be dealing with the terrible *beep* that's going to happen."
"Yeah, you tell, partner." MacArthur agreed as the duo of cadets looked at Chris who was with a big smile on his face.
"Campers, welcome to the semifinals. We ran out of insane ways of torturing you, so... we asked the ousted campers for ideas." Chris paused, letting the suspense build. Chris gestured dramatically towards two large wheels on either side of the stage."Turns out they had a lot. They provided us with the sickest, most twisted, and insane dares imaginable in TDI's version of... Spin the Bottle!"
"What is this, five grade? Why don't we just do seven minutes of heaven in a skanky basement closet?" Heather, arms crossed and eyebrow raised, glanced skeptically at the wheels. Her voice dripped with sarcasm.
"Yeah! Good call! Let's do it!"Owen, ever the eager participant, perked up at Heather's suggestion. His enthusiasm was quickly cut short as Heather slapped the back of his head. "Ow!"
Chris chuckled, clearly enjoying the scene happening as he decided to explain the rules.
"Each player will take turns spinning the bottle from the Screaming Gophers' side. The camper you land on determines the dare you'll perform. You can take the dare yourself and win a get-out-of-dare-freebie or inflict the dare on a fellow camper in hopes of booting them out."
"And if we refuse to do the dare?" Heather smirked as she leaned forward. Her voice tinged with suspicion and smugness.
"Oh. Not a good option. Anyone who chickens out on the Screaming Gophers' wheel will be sent directly to the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers. Do not go to the bonfire. Do not collect marshmallow. And do not get to win $100,000."Chris's grin widened. As he presented the canoe which went down with all the money and nearby there were the two cadets who were faking a smile to bring attention to the money.
"Err... and what about the other wheel?" Lindsay, biting her lip in confusion, raised her hand timidly.
"Hehehe, and that's where the fun will start. After each one of you finishes one turn, there will be my spin, which will make it spin on the Killer Bass dares." Chris's eyes gleamed with anticipation. He decided to give a drop bomb to the campers. "Differently from the Screaming Gophers, all of you will have to do it. By saying 'have to,' I mean we will even force you to do it. By finishing this dare, you will win three get-out-of-dare-freebies. And before you ask, the only way for you to avoid the Killer Bass challenges is by passing four get-out-of-dare-freebies in exchange."
"So you're saying that if we chicken out on the Screaming Gophers' wheel, we would get eliminated, but if it's the Killer Bass, then we are forced to do it anyway?"Heather's skepticism returned in full force. Her tone was sharp, challenging Chris to explain further.
"That's right. The only way to free yourself from the Killer Bass challenges is to pass four get-out-of-dare-freebies or immediately give up and chicken out on the Screaming Gophers' challenges." Chris nodded, the smirk never leaving his face. As he pointed out the resume of the challenges.
The campers exchanged nervous glances, the gravity of the challenge sinking in. The amphitheater seemed to grow colder, the weight of the impending dares pressing down on them. The stage was set, and the game was about to begin.
And then Chris decided to start the challenge.
"Okay. Who's ready to humiliate themselves first?" Chris asked in excitement, however, instead of anyone saying something, Heather looked away, Owen tried to look at both girls, and Lindsay was too scared to do anything… And at the ten seconds, nobody moved, and while many would say Chris would be annoyed, it was the contrary. "Ohhhh, so nobody wants to go first? Then that mean everyone wants to start with the Killer Bass challenge? Okay."
And that was the trigger that made the top 3 stares in fear.
"NO!" The trio shouted but it was too late.
"Spinning the Killer Bass Bottle." Chris ignored their chants, as the trio looked fearfully at the bottle spinning on the wheel. The sound of the funny music happening around tried to make things less tense until the tip of the bottle showed a picture of Gwen. "Gwen… ohhhh, that's going to be fun. You three have to watch the most disgusting Brazillian production made on the internet until this day, it's called 2 Girls and One Cup."
"2 girls and one cup?" Heather raised her eyebrows looking unamused. "Pff, what would possibly be the reason for a cup being that terrible?"
(Confession – Chris.)
"Okay. So here's the deal. Chef and I have a little side bet going this time. Whoever pukes first has to puny up a hundred bucks. And funny enough, the cadets decided to be part of it. So the person who loses had to pay up the winner." Chris said excited as he had a chance to win 300 dollars easily. "And starting with one video which I had no idea about what it was until yesterday? Man, I know these campers will suffer a lot. Me and Chef already vomited a lot yesterday, so let's see who can hold on better today, the cadets had no chance, hehehe more money for me."
"To make sure the cameraman crew won't show this video on television, we are pointing up the television for you three, and you have to watch, while we are right here," Chris said as he was behind the television, and the cadets and Chef nodded their heads. "So at the time I press play, you 3 can will watch, while the public will be safe from this."
"Pff, whatever," Heather commented as Lindsay looked hesitant.
"Bring it on Chris," Owen said happily as Chris decided to press play on the television.
The slight elevator and suave music happened while Heather decided to comment.
"Okay, they're lesbians clearly." Heather narrated as she looked bored, and Owen and Lindsay started to blush. And then on the next second Heather raises her eyebrows but still looks bored. "I don't know, this is looking tame so… wait…" Heather's eyes went wide open, while Lindsay had the shock on her face, in the same way Owen was surprised as well. "WAIT."
Chris, Chef started to chuckle, while the cadets raised their eyebrows in curiosity.
"Wha wha wah what?" Heather said as she started to look horrified, Lindsay started to pale, and Owen had his mouth open slowly in shock. Heather was still looking in disbelief. "Noo, noooo. Ah… AHHHH."
"Ahh, AHHHHHHH."Lindsay shouted in disgust as she tried to close her eyes, but she couldn't. "I CAN'T LOOK AWAY, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" Heather shouted as Chris and Chef were laughing hard because they weren't the poor souls to be tortured by such things. "OH MY GOD."
"OH MY GOD. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*" Lindsay shouted as she was terrified of seeing things that she shouldn't see.
"I'm never going to be able to eat ice cream again. OH MY GOD." Heather said that she was getting traumatized, and then she was with the desire to vomit, but she was holding it with both her hands.
Lindsay didn't have the same luck, as she immediately vomited on the floor, while Owen still remained in his position, staring at it like a statue.
And then when it came to the final scene, Heather tried her best to gulp her own vomit. While Lindsay was releasing a few tears from how much she vomited at that moment.
Thankfully that moment was over, and Chris was happy to give 3 get-out-of-dare-freebies for each.
"And that's how to start a good solid challenge. Now Owen, you're the first, come here to spin your own team's wheel." Chris smiled as Owen remained in his position. "Owen, hello?"
"Owen?" Lindsay touched the big guy, but like a statue he fainted in a paused position, traumatized from the event, but somehow with still a blush on his face.
"Leave to me, girl." Cadet Sanders commented as she took a bucket of cold water and splashed at the face of the big guy.
*splash*
" what?" Owen with his face covered in the cold water, looked at the host of the show looking amused at him. "Hey, Chris."
"Owen, it's your time for spinning the Screaming Gopher's wheel… You know, the challenge." Chris commented as the fat boy blinked until he realized they were in the middle of the challenge.
"Oh yeah," Owen said sheepishly as the fat boy decided to go at the Screaming Gopher's wheel and decided to spin it. While the music in the background lets not just him but the other campers, they have no idea if their team was as merciless as the Killer Bass. And the fat boy feared what would happen to him.
Until the tip of the bottle reached Cody the group was a bit wary of what would be his challenge.
"Your challenge is… Drop a tray of ice into your undies and let them melt." Chris smirked as Owen realized what would mean, while Heather and Lindsay raised their eyebrows. "You can perform the dare yourself, or dare one of your competitors to do it. Hehehehe. Either way, someone's placing the ice on their underwear in the next minute."
Owen palled as he looked down at his little friend, and then decided to look at each of the girls.
"Sorry girls, but I cannot do it. I dare Lindsay to do it." Owen said with a slight guilt, as Chris smiled and Lindsay looked a bit of fear.
The blonde girl watched both cadets appear with buckets of ice, which the poor girl had no idea what to do until she looked at Heather who nodded her head, and with a sigh, the blonde girl decided to place a good hand on it and leave on her underwear.
"Now that's one cool chick with a frosty tude. Chillin' by the cold will and ready to be a nIce competitor." Chris gave ice puns while Lindsay trembled on her place, while she was even grinding her teeth.
"Ca ca can I I return now?" Lindsay stuttered from the coldness as she practically begged for the time to go to her place, but Chris shook his head.
"Nah, it's your turn to spin the bottle now." Chris gave the order, and Lindsay quickly went to the wheel and spun she wanted so much to know what the challenge would be, so she waited for a few seconds while she felt a bit of resentment towards Owen who made her place ice under her undies, and when then when it came with a picture of Justin, Chris decided to give a look on the papers. "Alright Lindsay, the challenge would be… Swim in an inflatable pool of leeches."
Lindsay and Heather had their eyes wide open, while Owen gulped, and Lindsay looked sadly at the big guy, who just nodded his head.
"I want Owen to take the dare," Lindsay commented as Owen saw the cadets bringing the quantity of the leaches which terrified him.
"Owen if you want, you can use the get-out-of-dare-freebies," Chris commented as the fat boy, looked at the quantity of leaches, and from their intimidation, it was very tempting, but he already was on the game, and since he was big, he knew he could do it.
"Nah, I'm fine. I can take it." Owen commented, as on the next minute. The pool was ready, and Owen showed that he could take it. "Here I gooo.. OH GOD, THE PAIN, GOD WHY, WHY? OUCH OUCH, THAT'S SMARTS, OH GOD WHY? AHHHHHHHHH."
He stayed in the pool for 1-minute swimming, until the time was over, and he immediately jumped away from the pool, while the cadets and Chef launched the salt and water to make all the leaches go to the floor, while both Lindsay and Heather gulped into seeing how terrifying a challenge like that would be.
"Alright, while Owen is recovering himself, from being dizzy, Heather it's your turn," Chris commented as the queen bee was in front of the wheel. "Now, do it your challenge."
Heather gulped, as she showed it was her turn, and decided to spin the wheel. And at that time the wheel was spinning, and from the look of wary, she wasn't sure what would be the terrible challenges she would suffer.
Until it came to the photo of the guitarist Trent.
"Alright, the challenge is… Eat hard-boiled eggs while lying down." Chris commented as Heather raised her eyebrow.
"Wow, that's kinda easy." Heather raised her eyebrows and then she narrowed her eyes. "Did you say that if I take the challenge by myself, I will get one of the get-out-of-dare-freebies right?"
Chris nodded. He could see Heather smirking.
"Alright then. I will take the dare." Heather was being honest, in comparison to the other challenges, this one was kinda of tame.
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"Go Heather, Goooo." Lindsay was cheering for her best friend while Heather was eating 5 hard-boiled eggs while lying down and she needed to eat more 5 to win the bottle.
"Man, how lucky she is, I would have enjoyed eating all that," Owen said with a bit of envy, but he was happy to see Heather having fun on the challenge.
"Keep eating bratty, this isn't even the worst challenge yet." MacArthur was having fun while she and her partner were placing eggs one by one. While Heather was still struggling to eat.
After finishing eating, Heather gave a hard gulp, but gave a fake smile, as Lindsay and Owen cheered, while the cadets looked satisfied with how far Heather went.
"Heather wins the freebie!" Chris commented as a good way to shorten the name of the bottles, and that way Heather was happy to have 4 of those freebies. While a good sense of dread was happening. "Which now it comes the Killer Bass revenge. Since you Heather have 4 you can choose to not take the challenge, Heather."
"Can I wait what the challenge would be before I decide to use them or not?" Heather asked and Chris nodded his head, and with a smirk spun the wheel. The Killer Bass now was spinning, and when the picture of the challenge appeared, was nobody other than… Ezekiel.
"Ohhhh, Ezekiel… His challenge is… oh my God." Chris was smirking when suddenly he felt a shiver on his spine and palled.
"What?" Heather and the others asked as they were staring at Chris in fear.
"You had to listen to the record of the first chapter of my audiobook I got from him," Chris commented as Heather raised her eyebrow at him, while Lindsay and Owen looked hesitant. "And he didn't write he just dares you... he even quoted something... He said... I dare you, I triple *beeeeeeeeeep* dog dare you mother*beeep*, which I think it was a good quote he took from Pulp Fiction, man the boy wasn't kidding."
"Is that a bad thing?" Heather asked as Chef looked at Chris who was trembling from having memories of such a terrible moment but shook his head to compose himself back together, and to quote a movie indeed made him get control back of himself again.
"Well, never mind. Heather, your choice, use the freebie now, or take the challenge." Chris said forcefully which made Heather could understand a slight trace of panic on him.
"I think I'm good, I can take it," Heather commented as she scoffed. "I mean, it's just an audiobook. What could possibly come from that."
"Do not, make fun of powers that you are not aware of Heather." Chris for the first time said in a very serious tone, which the queen bee could see that Chris looking at Chef. "Bring the CD player while I will ask the interns if they have an Ear Muffler."
"Got it," Chef commented as the campers and even the cadets gave slight looks trying to understand.
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"IS EVERYTHING READY?" Chris shouted as Chef slapped the back of his head. Making him compose himself since he had the muffler on his head already. "Ouch… Sorry, anyway. At this point, the audio will play a chapter of Ezekiel's book, so be prepared to listen to this chapter."
"Ohhhh, I like it when I hear a story, my daddy always did that, I'm always curious about what would this story be," Lindsay said as Owen nodded his head.
"Yeah, it would just be us hearing it, like a campfire story, and we wouldn't need it to listen," Owen commented as Heather narrowed her eyes.
"To Ezekiel make a dare like that, it seems he wanted to go full well on us… I remember the fishheads talking about his terrifying stories. But come on, to make Chris fearing something it must be something ridiculous." Heather rolled her eyes, while Chris looked at the poor souls in front of him.
"For the first time on this show… I feel pity for your ignorance. May God have mercy on your souls, because this story will not. Press the play." Chris commanded as he used the muffler, and Chef nodded his head.
"Courage the Cowardly Dog in… Freaky Fred." Ezekiel's voice was heard on the CD player as the campers were now caught on one of the most crazy and terrifying stories made by Ezekiel, and from the first second, it didn't look so bad… "Hello, new friend. My name is Fred… the words you hear are in my head. And I said my name is Fred and I've been… very Naughtyyyyyyyyyyy…"
The trio who were there listening to the story glanced at each other, not sure what to say, even as Ezekiel was rhyming at the moment he was telling the story. And from the tone of voice, the good thing wasn't.
"The story I'm about to tell, I tell you, I will tell you well, Is of my dear aunt Muriel, and just how I've been… naughty…" The campers now were starting to sweat, trying to understand what the hell Ezekiel was planning to make a story like that.
"Is he for real?" Heather asked as she tried to look annoyed, but Chris was looking away, playing cards with Chef while both weren't hearing the story. And Heather looked at the Cadets who were also intrigued by the story and had no idea they were also victims of the story just made.
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"The freak is a barber…" Heather and Lindsay felt their eyes shrink, as they never could imagine a person crazy like that being a hairdresser or a barber, and they felt when dealing with him, they had no idea what kind of freak Fred was, but from the farmer telling, it clearly scared Lindsay. "A freeeeeeeeeeakyyy barber, with his own freaky barbershop, with freaky things happen… freaky BARBER THINGS."
And it got worse from there.
Lindsay shamelessly pissed herself, while farting so much that she knew that she would need to change her underwear… As Heather was palling so much, that she felt all the fiber of her body hair shivering, as the sound of an electric shaver buzzer.
"La la la la la la la." And then the choir was made by everyone while the sound of the shaver was happening, which made Heather close her eyes and cover her hair.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Lindsay screamed as she was even crying in fear and despair, while Owen trembled and jumped from the stage.
The cadets were back to back, staring around everywhere.
"We have a code black 32. CODE BLACK 32." Sanders shouted as MacArthur was with her fists raised.
"Freaky person with a sharp object, freaky person with a sharp object, do not let him near your hair. Beat him down, got it." The other cadet said as the sounds were still making the campers panic…
But thankfully, at the time the story ended. With how Fred was captured, and Courage was with all his fur shaved, with just only a message left.
"With love Fred," Ezekiel commented as he said the end of the story, and finally Chris looked at the campers and the cadets who were still fragilized from everything happening.
"Alright. You all got 3 more freebies. So that means you can use it whenever you guys want." Chris commented as the show continued to progress…
For the next challenge, Owen spun and it was made by Izzy, since she decided to take it easy on them and challenged Owen to do a purple nurple to a sleeping bear, needlessly to say the only bear who was still wearing a toga, and at the time Owen went there, he got trashed but still managed to catch a new freebie which makes him has 7.
Next was Lindsay and the person she got was Justin, which the challenge would be wear a chicken head and act like a chicken, Lindsay felt simply more relaxed, as she never thought it would be that easy, but since it was just too wear a chicken hat and act like a chicken with the others, she nailed it, not knowing Tyler would be freaking out on the Playa Del Losers.
"Pff, okay, there is no way I'm going to take another challenge from those Fish heads, I'm going to take the challenge, doesn't matter which person would take it," Heather commented firmly, as she spun the wheel, not knowing that Karma would reach her at the time it pointed out to nobody other than Noah.
"Ohhhh," Chris commented which made the queen bee raise her eyebrows at him. "Noah looks very vindicative… since his challenge is. Spa treatment with Poison Ivy."
Heather had her eyes wide open, as she realized that the poison Ivy since she had tricked the bookworm and now she would be on the other side of the stick… And while she glanced at the freebies she had, she said she would already take it without thinking twice. And now she was trapped.
"Ughhhhh, fine. Let's finish this." Heather said as the at the next minute. She was in the same position as Izzy when she asked herself to make the spa treatment. Chef wrapped the head of the queen bee with poison ivy and also placed 2 cucumber slices on her eyes of Heather, as she was screaming internally from all the painful burn and desire to scratch her face off.
10 long and torturous seconds, which Chef took out and looked at the face of the queen bee had been deformed with red and a few bubbles on her face, thankfully she found a bucket of water and ice, and she placed her entire face on it.
"Well, Heather just got her 8th freebie, and now it's time for the Killer Bass Wheel once again," Chris commented as it made both Owen and Lindsay flinch, while Heather wrapped up her face with a towel which took a few more minutes or possibly an hour to make her face to return back to herself. "Let's spin this thing."
And then the dread feeling crossed the campers as in the end the tip of the bottle came to Tyler which made everyone try to see what would be the worst coming from the jock.
"Alright, the challenge would be… Eat grape jelly out of Owen's navel…" Lindsay and Heather felt sick on their stomachs while Owen flinched, knowing that it would be hard fo… "While flying on an airplane."
"WHAT?" From all people, Owen was the first one who freaked out. "I mean, eating something was always my thing, but are you sure that we need to be in an airplane?"
"Yes, it is Owen, even if you pay for the freebies it also means that you will need to be in the airplane to make the other girls eat it from you, so that means you will need to be on the airplane whenever you want or not," Chris commented as Owen quickly looked at Heather and Lindsay.
"Girls, can you use your freebies, and let us not take the airplane? Pleeeeease, with pancakes and marshmallows on top?" Owen asked as Lindsay would already say something but immediately Heather stopped her from saying anything.
"And why would we do that? I mean, why would we use our freebies to make you not fly on the airplane?" Heather decided to use her smug vibe, even as internally she was freaking out, in disgust but she saw an opportunity and she was going to take it. "What do you have for us?"
"Us?" Lindsay asked as she realized Heather winking to her best friend, and then a good relief crossed her heart. Even in the top three, the queen bee still cared for her.
"Errr…. Ohh, Chris, can I give my remaining freebies to Heather and Lindsay?" Owen asked as Chris passed a few seconds, but then with a smirk on his face, he nodded at him. "Great, I can give mine to you as well."
Heather was about to negotiate. But then Lindsay decided to cut her.
"Okay, we accept." Which Heather looked at the blonde girl annoyed, but Lindsay commented in sequence. "But you need to pay 1 more for Heather, and more 4 to avoid the challenge."
Heather blinked, as she was surprised by the fact Lindsay knew the logic behind it, and she gave a sigh of relief when Owen nodded at them in gratitude.
While Chris rolled his eyes, he took 4 freebies from each camper, which left Heather with 7, Lindsay with her remaining 3, and Owen with 0 freebies.
And Owen was so relieved, that Chris decided to continue the show.
"Alright Owen, let's go the next…" Which this time it showed Owe spinning the wheel once more and when it reached Beth's dare. "Beth's dare… Rechewing a wad of Harold's gum."
Lindsay and Heather saw Owen looking at the glass jar which contained a big ball of chewed gum with interest, until he saw both Heather and Lindsay, he nodded his head in confidence.
"I'm owing a few freebies, so I will take the challenge," Owen commented while Lindsay looked terrified, Heather felt a good part of herself giving a small tap on her and Lindsay's backs, since Owen was now going to do the disgusting challenge for them, while they take his prize, and the best of all, they would have enough to survive another dare of those freaky from Killer Bass.
"Great dude, because I hope you are ready because it's Harold's chewed gum," Chris commented as Sanders looked disgusted by it, while MacArthur opened the jar and using for the big guy.
"I know. But it must be pretty special if he's saving it." Owen shrugged, as the cadets gave him the chewed gun, and Owen started to savor it, Heather and Lindsay in the same way the host and the crew were disgusted, but Owen made it even worse as he started to savor it and described the taste. "Mmm… Full body. A delicate fruity aroma with a hint of citrus. Hahaha, Robust, yet balanced. Ooh! And crunchy center."
The description was enough for the camera to point at the photograph made of Harold, who was with his finger on the nose…
That was a hint that made Chef and Chris place both hands on their mouths to make themselves not vomit, MacArthur clenched her teeth trying to hold herself back together, but Cadet Sanders felt so disgusted that she went to the corner and started vomiting.
Sanders was happy to lose the bet, while they saw Owen making a bubble from the gum pops, and cheering with his victory.
And Chris placed a newbie to Owen.
"And Owen got a newbie. And a tetanus shot! If you want." Chris commented as Owen shook his head. And gave the freebie to Heather, and now she had 8 again.
And now it was Lindsay's time…
She spun the wheel which reached Justin, who dared to repeatedly slap herself on the face, and Lindsay looked at her friend.
"You just need one more freebie, Lindsay, that way you can survive the next Killer Bass round," Heather explained and Lindsay nodded her head.
And immediately started to slap herself, while leaving a terrible mark on her face, and she did it 10 times, which made her feel sore around her whole face.
Heather was next as she reached Beth and Heather hoped that her best friend wouldn't do anything disgusting or crazy like that.
Unfortunately… for Owen, he just offered himself to being fired out of a cannon and into a pig feces pile at point-blank range while wearing a bucket of said feces.
(Confession – Heather)
"Okay Beth, I know that you are a good friend of mine...But what the *beep* were you thinking when you got this idea?" The queen bee said as she looked in disbelief. "I'm so glad that I wasn't the one who got this challenge. But well, whatever."
"Well, now for the Killer Bass challenge." The trio flinched as Chris spun the wheel once more. Which this time reached Duncan. "Duncan's challenge is… pass 5 minutes inside of a box with the El Mongo and La Muerte stink bomb."
This time Owen's eyes went wide open, the same way Lindsay and Heather froze, from looking at Chef wearing a gas mask, while two cadets raised their eyebrows.
"I PAY UP MINE FREEBIES." Both Lindsay and Heather gave 4 freebies in panic, while Owen gulped… as he looked at the empty balcony, he didn't have an escape from that.
"Oh come on, it doesn't smell that bad." MacArthur opened slightly the paper bag and immediately looked inside. "HOLY*BEEEEEEEEEP* Blurgh." And with that MacArthur vomited which made now the challenge between the host himself and the military cook of the show.
Owen looked fearful as the cadets even vomited together, since Sanders saw someone who rarely vomits like her partner do it and then having a small fraction of the terrible smell, yeah, she didn't have a chance.
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"And the 5 minutes start now," Chris said as he was using a gas mask as well. He was curious about how terrible the smell was, but he wasn't an idiot to give a try since he was betting with Chef to not vomit.
"Dear guacamole," Owen said as he took a deep breath, and went inside of the wooden box, with the insides already covered from the stink bomb.
Lindsay and Heather shivered from having terrible memories, which they almost vomited into trying to remember the terrible and traumatic event they had weeks ago.
The campers heard the sounds of Owen trying to get out from there, but Chef had locked the doors. Since it was a Killer Bass Challenge, he was forced to stay there.
Then the 5 minutes were over, and Owen got out from there, as he looked devoid of life. And consequently, both Chef and Chris forgot their gas mask, and by the time the door went open, and they approached Owen, the smell coming from him was so strong, that made both Chef and Chris place both hands together on their noses, and also had almost vomiting on their hands, so they tried their best and luckily gulp down their vomits. It was only the two to make sure one or the other would lose the bet.
"And Owen got 3 more freebies," Chris said as the freebies appeared in front of Owen, which he simply pushed to Lindsay who looked sad at the big man.
"And now it's your turn Owen… Let's spin the wheel…" Chris made Owen hesitantly spin the bottle, and then the tip of the bottle went to Cody's picture. "Alright, Eat Dog Food."
And this time the sparkles returned to the big guy's eyes.
"YEAH BABY. A BREAK!" Owen cheered while both Lindsay and Heather looked at each other in concern.
"Okay! Down, boy!" Chris commented as Chef brought the tray with dog food, which the host decided to ask. "I'm surprised after everything you passed, you think dog food was a good break for you."
"You have no idea," Owen commented as he was relieved and as Chris brought the tray in front of him. "My dog digs this food. Time to find out what I've been missing! Haha."
And then Chris, Chef, the same way Lindsay and Heather were surprised, even the cadets looked weirdly until Owen opened his big mouth and gave big bites on the tray, he didn't use utensils and was eating like an animal as he was eating loudly. And with dog food covering around his mouth.
"Meaty tasting," Owen said, refreshed and happy.
While Chef and Chris were so disgusted, that Chris couldn't take it anymore, and vomited on the floor. He got up and raised the quantity of money for Chef who smirked and took it from him. In the same way, the cadets vomited on the floor, and each of them gave their money to Chef, who was now happy with his victory… Until his stomach couldn't take it anymore and made himself vomit on the floor as well.
Lindsay and Heather also started to vomit.
(Confession – Chris)
"Okay. That was so gross!" Chris confessed as he also started to vomit on the confession, while he felt his stomach hurt. "Is there nothing these freaks won't do?"
Owen got freed from his debt while Lindsay gave a spin on the bottle, which was a dare of eating Kiss one of Chef's socks in the guise of a sock puppet play of the princess and the frog. She chose Owen to be the frog while the sock puppet was the princess, which was still weird to see Owen making out with a sock, and that made Sanders vomit, while MacArthur and Lindsay clapped, Heather just rolled her eyes and clapped sarcastically.
Then it got Heather who got Noah's challenge of Wrestling the alligator which Owen fought and got hurt from trying to survive against the reptile.
And then it came the next Killer Bass dare. Which then spun directly at Courtney… Chris palled as he got a look at the terrible challenge the top 3 were going to suffer, and from the look of the host, the trio looked afraid of what they were going to do next.
"Eat a spoon of El Mongo and La Muerte." Chris commented as Owen's eyes shrank, and immediately Lindsay and Heather pushed their freebies. "Well Owen, it seems is up to you again."
"Oh no…" Owen commented as he looked at Chef who was now wearing the gas mask, and went inside the wooden cabin, and brought a metal spoon of the green radioactive color, he showed it to Owen who just gulped his saliva, and slowly went to reach the spoon, and when Owen quickly gave a bite… His entire body froze and it went into collapse.
Owen had reached his limit.
And like a hydrant, his body cowered and vomited so much that the group had their mouths dropped in shock. From saw everything, dog food, a pink liquid mixed with saliva, and even pancakes coming out mixed with the green vomit liquid.
(Confession – Heather)
"HE IS NOT INVENCIBLE," Heather cheered as then suddenly it came to a memory of what happened, and she immediately vomited on the confession. That day would be the most annoying day for the interns to clean up that mess.
Owen was in a medical situation as he even got time on life support, Chris and Chef placed the 3 freebies for Owen and Chris immediately started to spin the bottle, which reached Leshawna.
"Walk across a tight rope holding meat above shark-infested waters," Chris said, as Owen slowly pointed at Heather, which made her surprised to see Owen finally attacking. And she didn't have any freebie to protect herself.
(Confession – Heather)
"Wow, that was a dick move…" Heather commented as she narrowed her eyes. But nodded her head in the next second "Respect. That would have been something I would have done. Still, he is screwed the time I get my revenge, but I respect his play on this round."
Heather forcefully went to the rope, and she got scared, especially with the sharks jumping and trying to bite her, with all the meat that she had around her, it was terrifying, but nothing that she couldn't manage to deal with the challenge. She suffered a lot, and thankfully she didn't use heels at that moment because it would be easy for her to fall and become shark food. But after crossing the rope, she could be happy to relax for a while.
Lindsay was next, which made the next challenge eating a cockroach, and Owen was still feeling his stomach sensitive, so he decided to use one of the freebies which made him have only 2.
Lindsay and Heather discovered now Owen had more chance than them, so they needed to get the freebies back, but now it was the time they were afraid of...
It came to the Killer Bass challenge, in which Chris spun the wheel. This time they reached Tyler again.
"Pass over your body the special sunscreen made by the Killer Bass," Chris said, which Heather raised her eyebrows. When she saw Chef carrying a tray, there were 3 bottles of sunscreen and each of them had a name on it. "All you had to do is pass 2 minutes with this around your body. And then you will get the freebie."
"Just like that? Nothing too extreme?" Heather didn't like what was happening, and Lindsay and Owen were also hesitant.
"Yep, all you had to do is use this sunscreen in your body, and then you will get the freebies," Chris commented as he tried to remain composed, and since nobody of them had freebies enough, they had to obey.
Lindsay passed the sunscreen from her bottle, the same way as Owen and Heather. And from the time they passed, it looked like sunscreen, but something was strange, it was more sticky…They were afraid to even ask…
And then Chris after passing a whole minute… Decided to open his mouth.
"Also, did any of you watch American Pie? There was one iconic scene, which the Killer Bass based this… Did you know that this sunscreen is *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*" And at the time Chris started to explain, Heather, Lindsay, and Owen had their eyes wide open and their mouths dropped in such disgust and terror.
"No no no NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Heather ran away from the amphitheater, while Lindsay and Owen ignored it and ran straight to the docks, where they jumped to clean up their bodies. Using rocks, sand, and even seaweed to clean up themselves.
Heather spent 20 minutes in the shower while using anything to clean up where she placed that disgusting cream, which made her vomit in the bathroom and on herself, hoping that her vomit would mask the terrible feeling of the disgusting liquid they placed on their skin.
Owen spun the bottle, and the more they did the Screaming Gophers dares, the more he felt grateful for the easier ones. However, Trent's idea to eat rancid broccoli, made his stomach hurt, so he decided to give the dare to Lindsay who ate it, but on the next second, she vomited.
Lindsay spun the wheel and this time went to Justin, who challenged them to make a bungee jump from the cliff of the show, and Lindsay dared Owen to be the one doing the dare. But since Owen had a fear of heights, he used his freebie, making him have 4.
Heather's time was that she had Izzy's challenge, which this time was to get an ink time bomb exploding at her, as Heather decided to accept the dare, Owen was happy that he wasn't the one getting an explosion on his face again.
Heather had to be in a safety area while she had to hold the bomb and wait for the timer to turn to 0, and at the time it happened Heather was prepared with her eyes and mouth shut, which still was big enough to make her entire body covered with pink ink, which was very annoying to her.
And now it was resumed to Heather with 4 Freebies, Lindsay with 3, and Owen with 4.
Once again was the time to spin the Killer Bass bottle. Which this time went for Harold.
"Eat a bull's testicles, but also eat a bull's penis. Cooked of course." That made Heather and Lindsay's eyes go wide open, and Owen cowered his legs while thinking about how the poor creature had to suffer this terrible outcome. "It's a delicacy in some countries, and I'm sure that you will be enjoying a good cultural moment."
Heather and Owen immediately placed their freebies, while Lindsay tried to run away, but Chef already captured her, and cadet Sanders and MacArthur made Lindsay eat the terrible food. But to her surprise, it wasn't the worst thing she ate… But still having such a food shoved on her mouth, made her gulp but also vomit on the cadets, which they also started to vomit at them.
"*BEEP*" MacArthur shouted angrily as both she and her partner looked very angry from receiving such vomit on their face. But it was enough to make Chris appear between them.
"Alright, I think we need a commercial break from here. You all are disgusting. You all have 1 hour to refresh yourselves, take a shower, eat anything to help your stomach and be prepared for the rest of the day. Because from the look of this… We are going to take a long time of this." Chris commented as Lindsay ran directly into the bathroom to clean up her stomach, Owen fainted and Heather looked traumatized.
(Girl's Cabin)
"We need to think of something," Heather commented as Lindsay was drinking all the water she could to make sure to clean up her stomach, as she was still feeling disgusted by every challenge that she had to suffer. "I have a slight feeling the Killer Bass had a pickbone with us. And I have fear of what other challenges those fish heads are going to give us."
"I still feel icky because of the food from the last challenge… Why do you think they are doing this to us?" Lindsay said fearfully as Heather was thinking a lot…
"The only conclusion was they were aiming to hit Owen where it hurts. Because you saw that even he has fears of what Killer Bass's challenges were. So that probably would be something that would damage not only us but the only way to hurt the fat boy as well." Heather commented as she passed a few minutes thinking. "In comparison to them, the Screaming Gophers Challenges felt more lame."
"Really lame." Lindsay agreed with her best friend, which made both Lindsay and Heather suddenly remember the first episode when Beth in fear didn't jump from the cliff. And with a good memory, both the blonde bombshell and the queen bee gave a small smile. Even as it seems their quote was exchanged. "At least we have one hour to recover ourselves."
"We need to plan something, Lindsay. We discovered that Owen can also be beaten, but we need to work harder." Heather commented as Lindsay nodded her head.
"Can we form an alliance until the next challenge?" Lindsay asked in hope, which made Heather blink… And give a reply that made Lindsay smile warmly.
"I thought we were already in one. Working together to bring the fat boy down." Heather commented, Lindsay gave a hug to her. And while the camera showed a good smile on her face. It seems the duo of the queen bee and the blonde girl are still partners. And ready to continue the game.
(Amphitheater)
The one hour had passed, and the campers now looked a bit more hesitant towards the wheel which this time looked something different… There was only 1 wheel… and this time there were pictures of all the campers who lost. But different than most of the part… it's that there were more pictures of the Killer Bass Campers than the Screaming Gophers… which now made things even more intimidating.
"Welcome back campers. Now that you all rested well, it's time to make things more interesting." Chris commented as he had an evil smirk on his face. Which this time made Lindsay, Heather, and Owen pale as Chris had a bunch of papers in his hands. "This time, it will be a combination of the wheels, and following the rules of some of the former wheels as well. You all will receive the dares done by the campers on this wheel, and to get out from these challenges, it now requires 8 freebies. But every time you finish the dares you will get 3 of them… ah ah ah. This time you can give up, but by chickening out, you will lose the challenge and with that the Dock of Shame."
Heather and Lindsay looked at the wheel in despair, while Owen trembled in fear and started to sweat.
"Alright, let's get this new phase started," Chris commented as he once again started to spin the wheel. But this time the top 3 campers felt the despair getting into their hearts.
Lindsay was lucky that she had 6 freebies, and she would need 2 more, to be able to use it in the challenge that she wouldn't want it.
But for the first time, the bottle tip went in the photograph of DJ.
"Alright, DJ's dare is to… Eat the most fearful pepper known at Jamaica, the merciless pepper Obeah's Soul Scorcher." Chris commented as Chef who was nearby with both cadets got their eyes wide open in surprise.
"HOLY*BEEEP*" Chef shouted as his reaction made the campers look at the reaction in fear, especially since both cadets even sweat it and gasped.
"Wasn't that kind of pepper talked about it in the pepper spray training?" MacArthur asked which Sanders commented.
"1,444,666 in Scoville Units. And with alcohol and other chemical, it would make a strong pepper spray of the Police Academy." Sanders replied, as the more the campers listened the worse would get inside of their hearts. "Nobody would be stupid to eat one of those in one go."
"Well, thanks for the input, Sanders. But we have already 3 volunteers." Chris gave a smirk, which both Lindsay and Heather palled and got goosebumps, while Owen trembled, and gulped…
"I was curious about what you were going to ask me to do with this pepper, but eat this pepper by itself without preparation with food and not make at least a chicken food with it? DJ's momma is going to freak out. Hell, even I'm freaking out." Chef said as he brought with himself wearing kitchen gloves and a kitchen tong, and on the tongs itself there it was 3 peppers on it. The cruel and the merciless Obeah's Soul Scorcher peppers.
The pepper is a fearsome sight to behold. Its dark purple skin is smooth and glossy, but what truly sets it apart is the eerie, luminescent green glow lines that emanate from within. This glow pulses rhythmically, as if the pepper itself were alive, giving it an otherworldly appearance. The pepper is small, about the size of a golf ball, and has a twisted, almost sinister shape, with tendrils that seem to curl and reach out like the fingers of a spectral hand.
"Someone wants to chicken out?" Chris asked smugly, as the campers were too afraid to even open their mouths. "The challenge is, you had to eat this, and just wait 5 minutes before we give you the supply needed for you to have such a relief. You have no problem if you try to use anything to help you between the 5 minutes, but the only relief you will get is after 5 minutes."
"So if we ate the pepper we still would be safe? Even if we try to drink water we still would remain on the game?" Heather asked while Chris chuckled.
"Sure, but I won't recommend drinking water, because it could make it even worse. But sure, it's on you." Chris gave a smirk Chef made sure to even give rubber gloves to each of them. "You better wear that, because you never know that you accidentally touched your face with a hand who touched this pepper."
Lindsay sweated a lot and was about to step back. But Heather held her arm strongly.
"We got this," Heather commented firmly, as Heather and Lindsay gave a look to Owen who started to sweat but still had a courageous smile on his face.
"Bring it on," Owen said in excitement. Immediately the trio would soon discover something they weren't ready for.
Wearing the gloves and making a whole bite of the Obeah's Soul Scorcher pepper. Chris started the clock as the trio already started eating the pepper. The silence was met as soon Lindsay and Heather started to flinch in pain.
"Oh *beep*" Heather commented as her face started to get red, while Lindsay was having a hiccup crisis, not even Owen was safe since he was also feeling his sweat getting painful across his face, and his breath was making even worse, as he felt the air was spreading the fire inside of his mouth. As Heather felt her eyes shedding tears, and Lindsay coughing while still having a hiccup.
It was a torture for them to pass. They felt like their mouths were melting, and their throats were in closing.
Nobody knows what the sadistic thoughts the kindest of the Killer Bass had when he asked them to do such a torturous challenge.
A minute passed like it was an hour and 3 minutes like a whole day.
"I hate the world," Heather commented as her face was sweating, and breathing was like death to her. And Lindsay was lying on the floor, crying as the pain was still inside of her.
Owen's face was totally red, and he was in deep sweat.
"Need. NEED WATER." Owen said as both cadets gave a water bottle to the big guy, who thought it was a good idea. But at the time he started drinking. He felt his entire face burn and his tongue cry in pain. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ANYTHING, ANYTHING TO MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY."
Owen jumped off the stage and went to despaired moment to see mud nearby, and with an idea on his mind, he decided to eat it.
Chris and Chef looked a bit weirded out but shrugged as it wasn't the worst thing they ever watched him eat it.
"Poor little fella," Chef commented as both cadets raised their eyebrows at him. "I will be right back."
When the 5 minutes of torture was done, Chris was happy to give the relief each camper deserved.
"Alright guys, it seems that you all survived the challenge, now you all can enjoy the sweet relief." Chris snapped his fingers, and MacArthur and Sanders brought gallons of milk which the trio desperately started to drink.
"I also brought chocolate ice cream if you guys want," Chef said cheerfully, and the trio had their eyes wide open, looking at the brown sugary ice dessert, being in a familiar cup from when they watched the video of the first challenge…
It wasn't a shock they ended up vomiting the milk they had drank into each other. Even Owen which already hit the limit of his stomach.
"This episode is the most disgusting I ever made yet." Chris smiled as he showed a board that had Lindsay = 9, Owen = 3, and Heather = 3.
Showing the quantities of freebies the group had, and the more challenges that it was about to happen.
The next challenge asked by Harold was to take 10 shots of cockroaches blended together, which immediately sounded an idea so disgusting, that Lindsay immediately bailed out, while Heather and Owen had to hold themselves together and drink each shot…
Owen for a miracle didn't vomit, but at the time he finished, he fainted, while Heather had to vomit, and then drink the shots over again… Needlessly to say she felt herself losing her mind if she kept doing that. But after finishing it she just saw a little cockroach on her vomit, and then the vomit happened all over again.
Lindsay = 1, Owen = 6 and Heather =6.
Thankfully for the small mercies, some of the Screaming Gophers' challenges managed to help them out, like drinking a slush so quickly to make their minds freeze, and it had been a great contrast in comparison to the cruel pepper challenge made by the others.
Lindsay = 4, Owen = 9 and Heather =9.
The next challenge went directly at Eva which was to be running on a gym treadmill for 10 minutes at a constant speed… they have collar shocks to make sure they would continue at the same speed constantly.
Owen in fear of exercise and trauma of Eva, gave right away the freebies, while Heather had the option of doing the same… Chris didn't specify which speed was so she decided to help Lindsay by also taking the challenge.
"Alright, your speed must be 6 kilometers per hour, for 10 minutes," Chris said as the treadmills decided to be in the speed, while both girls looked at each other, but nodding their heads, they worked together, which they should take the opportunity of the challenges they knew they could see as the easy ones.
And to be honest, in comparison to all of the others, just showing physical working out, both girls had to keep running, even if Heather cursed herself to be wearing heels which made it even worse for them.
Both girls had to take a powerful shock as they took out their heels just to return to the treadmill. But still, they managed to take their exhaustion from the working out. And now they were drinking water bottles and recovering their breaths.
"Alright, I'm glad that you all are enjoying the warm-up. Now let's keep doing our best shall we?" Chris's smirk was on the point that it was infuriating for both Heather and Lindsay, but they were so tired that the only thing they did was flip a finger in front of him. "Woah, rude."
The girls ignored and went back to their seats.
Lindsay = 7, Owen = 1 and Heather =12.
And then the next challenge was asked by Katie which was to be in a making out session with a dead fish for 5 minutes, but the catch was… Inside the fish, there was hot sauce on its tongue, which Lindsay, Owen, and Heather had a terrible surprise, while Chris almost vomited but the desire to laugh on the faces of the campers who once again were attacked by the peppers made him to himself together.
Heather and Lindsay were screaming curses inside of themselves trying to figure out who in their dammed minds would want to place hot sauce in the mouth of a dead fish, and what the objectives of the Killer Bass into make the challenges very painful and disgusting for them.
Lindsay = 10, Owen = 4 and Heather =15.
Next Sadie as the irony of the Destiny, which made Owen had his eyes wide open as Sadie asked the trio to do a 10-minute gym bicycle session while wearing collar shocks, and the weight of the pedal would be 5 kilograms, which would be a terrible pain after 10 minutes of doing it.
Heather and Lindsay managed to get out from the challenge with a few shocks and a sore on their legs, but Owen was getting electrocuted every 2 minutes, which had been torture for him.
"GIVE UP OWEN," Heather shouted as she wanted so much to end the day. "The quicker you get out of the show, the faster we can end this terrible day."
"Hahahaha, thanks for being worried about me, but I still keep doing it…" Owen said that he didn't understand that Heather wanted to get out of the show, not because she was worried about him, but because she wanted him to leave.
Heather groaned. While Lindsay whimpered in pain.
Lindsay = 13, Owen = 7 and Heather =18.
Then came another challenge made by Geoff which was to drink powdered fruit punch from the communal toilet… Both Heather and Lindsay felt disgusted… But there was also another catch…
"After Owen had used it without flushing," Chris smirked as Owen then realized something.
"Oh, so that's why the flush isn't working on the 1-hour break," Owen commented as he then saw Lindsay and Heather pushing their freebies to the host who smirked at them. "Oh, so it's only me who had to do it?"
"YES." Both Lindsay and Heather commented annoyed as Owen just shrugged.
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And just like that, Chris placed a whole fruit punch inside of the communal toilet and used a plunger to mix everything on the toilet, even the little brown things floating around, and with a little straw, he gave it to Owen who gulped his saliva dry.
And at that moment Owen started drinking just a few sips until he tasted a bit.
"Okay, it's not so bad," Owen commented as Chris immediately vomited on there, while Owen saw the vomit, he felt his stomach also hurt. "Never mind."
And with that, the sounds of vomit happened across the communal bathrooms, and the Chef and the cadets were happy to not be in that place to see the disgrace since they felt they already had enough vomiting.
Lindsay = 5, Owen = 10 and Heather =10.
And from another spin happened as immediately crossed to Bridgette, which Lindsay feared that she wouldn't be able to save herself.
"Be inside the airplane that Chef will be piloting, and have him do 3 air-loops in the air," Chris commented the blonde girl, was almost afraid, but then she waited in silence, expecting even worse… Until Chris remained in silence.
"That's it?" Heather commented in disbelief, as she never thought it would have been that easy.
"Here Chris." Until Owen gave the freebies and looked fearfully at Chef who was smirking at him. "I'm not going back to that metal trap. Fly? Me? Never."
And then Lindsay blinked and started to sweat with Heather, and the queen bee knew that she would regret her decisions.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Both Lindsay and Heather screamed in fear as Chef was making their lives hell, as Chef was doing air loops, doing crazy maneuvers from the airplane he used on the Phobia Factor, and creating many traumatic memories from the girls who just got unlucky to be on the same airplane as him.
(Confession – Lindsay)
"Killer Bass is trying to kill us," Lindsay said as she was crying on the confession, it had been very traumatic for her to continue on the game. "Why do we still have to keep doing it? This is a torture. Mommy, Daddy, Paula, Charlie. *sniff* *sniff*… This is a nightmare."
Lindsay = 8, Owen = 2 and Heather =13.
At the time the next spin happened, it reached Ezekiel, and both girls felt traumatized by what the person who made them listen to such scaring horror story about a Freak barber now had once again placed a challenge…
"Ezekiel's dare is… lick the electric lollipop slowly…" Owen raised his eyebrows interested, while both Lindsay and Heather looked at each other in confusion…
"What do you mean electric lollipop?" Heather asked as she felt that she would regret asking, until she heard the sounds of a taser buzzing which made both the queen bee and the blond girl stare at MacArthur with a sadistic smile on her face, while she placed the turned on taser tied to a stick. The stick had written a small banner… (Jackass Forever). "What the *beep*?"
"Well for a person who likes to watch movies. I can imagine where he got this creative idea from." Chris commented as he chuckled.
"I don't want to do it." Lindsay passed the 8 freebies.
"Oh hell no. I'm also not going to do it." Heather commented as she gave the freebies, which made Owen the only one who had his mind thinking.
"Well, I think I'm going to accept it… I never tasted electricity before." Owen commented with an optimistic smile, while he slowly placed his tongue. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,"
"Ah ah ah." Heather decided to use that as an opportunity to make it worse for Owen. "What the hell of a lick was that, it was too quick, Ezekiel said slowly."
"YEAH, DO IT SLOWLY OWEN," Lindsay shouted as she was making it clear for the big man to understand the challenge. "Or you can give up now and go home."
Which Owen nodded his head.
(Confession – Owen)
"I don't know why, but I think Heather and Lindsay wanted me to stop taking the dares…" Owen spent a few seconds staring at the camera in thought, but then he just shrugged. "Nah, they are just worried, maybe I should keep going."
*Bzzz* *Bzzz* *Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
And to the disbelief of both girls, they watched Owen keep licking the taser and the electricity, while Chef and the cadets were also with their mouths dropped, and Chris pinched between his nose.
"Of course, he would enjoy that. Alright, Owen, that's enough." Chris commented as Owen felt like he was with the taser already in his mouth.
"Hmmmm, burning taste," Owen commented as it showed a good part of his tongue red, probably by all the high electricity he got on his tongue.
Lindsay = 0, Owen = 5 and Heather =5.
Chris was having fun, as it had been a good rest for the campers who had been taking a lot of challenges dead on.
"Alright campers, I have to confess that you guys are crazy. You managed to reach this far. And I'm both proud and disgusted by you all." Chris said as Chef and the cadets started clapping for the trio who remained on their last resources… "And now that you all need to be together let's continue the challenge."
Chris then once again spun the bottle which was enough to make each of them fear for what was going to happen next. But each time it was a member of Screaming Gophers, the crew got more and more relieved of what would be the challenge.
Leshawna had challenged the group to get covered in itchy powder, which the group was uncomfortable with but managed to overcome to get freebies.
Lindsay = 3, Owen =8 and Heather =8.
Beth Challenged the group to get covered in worms just like she did in the Phobia factor. And from the time Lindsay and Heather accepted the challenge, Owen pushed his freebies which made him with 0 once again.
(Confession – Heather)
"Okay, I think I got the pattern, whenever is an insect or weight, it has a great chance for Owen to pass his freebies. While me and Lindsay still have ours… So we must think the right timing to do it."
The more time passed, the more the campers suffered with the tortures, from doing absurd things like covering themselves with honey and going to pass 3 minutes near the bear. To get tortured by tickles for a whole minute. Noah still was a bit weird, since he dared each of them to get 10 pies launched on their faces which had been very humiliating, but manageable for them to accomplish the dare without much complaining. It had been complicated, and both Heather and Lindsay were mentally, physically, and even spiritually exhausted. But thankfully Owen wasn't even feeling the best as well. The trio looked at their score and the remaining freebies they had each.
Lindsay = 9, Owen = 6 and Heather =14.
"Alright guys, it seems that you Heather managed to have 14. Lindsay, you have 9, Owen you have 6, and it seems that we have a few remaining options. I cannot believe you all reached to final point. But I'm glad that you got you there. HAHAHAHAHA." Chris commented that the more Lindsay and Heather remained in the game, the more they wanted to quit… "But now that the wheel spun to Gwen, her dare is… Jump from an airplane in 5 thousand feet in a parachute."
"This is the time I was waiting for," Heather commented as she gave her freebies to Chris and Lindsay did the same. Owen after hearing the challenge his eyes shrank, and he touched the tip of his fingers and looked sheepishly at the duo of tired girls.
"Err… girls?" Owen asked sheepishly, as both Lindsay and Heather were frowning at him. "Can you lend me a few freebies for me to not do the challenge?"
Heather and Lindsay glared at the big guy, who just realized they were mad at him.
"No…" Heather said slowly…
"Owen, you are a sweet guy, and very kind… but can you do me a favor? AND GO *BEEP* HOME?" Lindsay said furiously as the fat boy flinched, when Lindsay was angry like that, and even cursing, it meant someone messed up, and he had some kind of feeling that they probably were very angry at him.
"Errr…" Owen was unsure until he got the parachutes from Chris while wearing his pilot uniform… And looking at the fear he had over flying. He couldn't help but sigh. Now with no other choice but to give the parachute back to Chris. "I can't do this Chris."
Now it seems they finally concluding... Owen just accepted defeat.
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Owen walked towards the boat as Chef was already preparing himself to drive him off. While Chris walked towards both Heather and Lindsay who were on the docks, watching Owen giving a final wave at the girls, Lindsay waved back, and Heather rolled her eyes but sighed in relief.
"And then there were two. Tune in to see who will win the check for 100.000 dollars on Total Drama Island!" Chris commented as Lindsay gave a hug to Heather who just got a second, to relax, but then smiled at her best friend. And with that, the final 2…
Two girls who worked together to defeat the Titan of the show.
(Playa Del Losers)
"You guys are depraved," Noah commented as he himself had got out of the bathroom after flushing a few times. "I thought it was to make their lives painful and humiliating, not to destroy the stomachs of everyone who will watch this episode."
"Oh come on Noah, don't tell me that you didn't feel vindicated from Heather getting your dares?" Ezekiel said as he rolled his eyes.
Noah raised his finger to comment, but after a second of silence, he decided to not be against the point.
"I know, and I loved every second of her pain. But I would also have loved to not have vomited that much." Noah said as Izzy gave a tissue for the bookworm to clean himself.
"Well to be honest I kinda felt my dares were too tame in comparison to yours. The eletric lollipop? That was genius." Izzy commented as Ezekiel snickered. "Also, Jackass Forever? Is that a reference?"
"More like an inspiration for the future Izzy," Ezekiel commented as he gave a hint to the military girl who nodded her head in understanding. "Also, I think we needed to be fair with the top 3. Owen is picky just as raccoon. So we needed to reach the point to see who could break him first. And Courtney was the first one which sucked for us. Now she won 1 thousand dollars from the bet. And we managed to break them."
"Yeah. So much that you send Owen back home. Not going to lie, I thought any of those prick girls would have been the ones to give up." The brainiac commented as Izzy giggled and rolled her eyes.
"Oh, now you are underestimating my girls. They passed a lot on this show with me. So they know how to deal with most of the challenges." Izzy commented as she looked at one of the drawings of Ezekiel's sketchbook. "Thanks again for helping me to develop the design of the mascots, Zeke, I heard a lot of positive reviews from the factory as the employees seemed to find cute and hilarious about two brothers being beaver mascots for my Sap factory. They are even developing the logo of my factory to make them similar to the Beaver Brothers."
"Happy to know. I can accept 100 thousand dollars as payment." Ezekiel joked as he got a slight punch on his shoulder. "Ouch... Okay, I will make a discount of okay okay, I'm glad to help a friend."
Ezekiel raised his arms as he saw Izzy ready to punch his shoulder again.
"Yeah, yeah. Can you two stop acting like best friends and we debate more about what the fuck was this challenge?" Noah said as he clearly rolled his eyes and pressed further the issue on Ezekiel. "I never watched American Pie before but even I know that sunscreen was..."
"I suggested the idea, but who made the execution was Geoff, Duncan, Tyler, and Harold..." Ezekiel commented as both raised his eyebrows. "Tyler wanted to be the only one to fulfill Lindsay's bottle so that's why we tagged them. The rest even I don't want to know."
"That's disgusting," Noah said as he saw Ezekiel nodding his head.
"Yeah, Harold is probably shouting with Beth right now since she suggested taking the ball of gum he was collecting," Ezekiel commented as Izzy raised her eyebrow at him. "Remember when I asked why he was doing it and he said it's because he was helping his cousin with a science study about developing bacteria inside of a gum?"
Izzy nodded her head.
"Oh right. That's why he was placing the boggers inside of it. To feed the bacteria inside." Izzy agreed with what she had heard and from seeing the muffles of shouting under them..."Wow, Harold must be very pissed."
"She may have done it without his permission. And all those weeks and probably months of collecting it for the project, wasted by getting rechewed by Owen." Ezekiel commented as Noah rolled his eyes as he continued to read the book he brought to distract himself. And with a few seconds of silence, he then raised another question. "How did Gwen know about two girls and one cup?"
"Oh, blames her brother for challenging her into watching it with him." Ezekiel shrugged as both felt a shiver on their spines. "How did you know about the video?"
"Sisters a prank and a lot of grounding from our parents. They kinda deserved it thought, and how did you know about it?" Noah commented as Izzy looked confused.
"Gwen described it for us..." That's everything Ezekiel was going to tell Noah since Izzy knew Ezekiel knew... But she was still confused.
"I don't know about that video, what was on there to be so traumatizing to be on the first challenge?" Izzy asked as Ezekiel decided to whisper in her ear... And slowly Izzy became torn into colors of red and green of disgusting. "Ewwwww"
"We know." Both Noah and Ezekiel commented as the duo seemed to be talking, and then the homeschooled boy looked at the papers over the bed... The contract.
"So did you sign it?" Ezekiel asked as the bookworm nodded his head.
"Yeah, as much I would love to be doing nothing, I think working into fixing books and pointing out flaws is kinda funny to me. So I'm in." Noah commented as Ezekiel smiled and gave a handshake and Izzy gave a hug to both of them.
"Alright, now Ezekiel is hiring and has his first employee, so I'm not the only boss around here," Izzy said as the trio decided to cheer for a personal success while they watched Owen leaving the show.
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As Noah left the bedroom, Izzy came up with an excuse which led her to be in Ezekiel's bedroom just for a few more minutes.
"So now that Owen was eliminated. It's going to be between Heather and Lindsay." Izzy commented as Ezekiel took a soda and started to drink. "While you said Heather was going to be eliminated because Gwen and Owen worked together. From what you told me, those challenges weren't as bad in comparison to what I watched today. What happened?"
"Well, I and the Killer Bass wanted to make sure this time the challenge would be fair. And from my experience of the future. We focused on the only 4 things Owen would never go into doing the challenges." Ezekiel commented as Izzy nodded her head.
"His fear of heights and even insects were a pattern on there," Izzy commented amused by which Ezekiel nodded his head.
"In Ridonculous Race, Noah took 5 random spices which would be very spicy and thought Owen was going to take it... It was too much, even for Owen so he had to drink the saliva of a camel and it was disgusting." Ezekiel explained as Izzy nodded that spicy on a certain level could break Owen. "And Eva's style of exercises. From what Eva told me, he is very afraid of her. So using that would also make Owen feel the dares and would also give a fair game to Heather and Lindsay."
"Well, now that the only person who was going to trade the 100 thousand bucks to 1 million is eliminated, do you think any of the girls are going to do it?" Izzy commented as the brown-haired boy nodded his head.
"Well, Chris is going to do it whenever they want or not. But I really prefer if one of those two does it of their own volition because that would give a good chance of showing their good heart. But still, there is a good chance that after that challenge. There will the season 2 like you confirmed to me." Ezekiel nodded his head, the good advantage of being part of the backstage was to confirm holes and questions made by the fandom for so long. "But still I'm going to miss this place..."
"Yeah, me too," Izzy asked as the ginger military girl was satisfied with the answers given by her friend. And while she decided to make one last joke. "So Jackass Forever is real?"
"The last movie of the franchise from what I remember, they did in 2020, and had some crazy challenges, like the electric tapdance which you probably know how it would end," Ezekiel commented as Izzy tilted her head.
"Actually I never watched a movie like Jackass before," Izzy confessed which made Ezekiel surprised.
"Really? Because in a few years, it will happen their third movie which is one of my favorites." Ezekiel commented as the girl raised her eyebrow at him. "Hey, from a selection of years to come it was hard to do a top ten okay?"
"Well? What is your favorite movie of all time then? The one you would watch and rewatch and never gets old." Izzy asked which made Ezekiel scoff.
"Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and Thirteen easily," Ezekiel commented that he never would back down from a good movie, since he loved to watch since as a child.
"Oh, really?" Izzy commented as she sounded surprised, but then with a good smile, she decided to say her as well. "Well, I love James Bond movies. My family loves watching soy movies, especially me and my siblings. We have the entire collection of his movies, since the first actor until Daniel Craig movies."
"Really? Wow, that's neat." Ezekiel commented that a good part of himself could see why since knowing from which parents she came from, he knew that at least some of their personalities and maybe hidden lore still stuck with their children. "Well, I know some funny jokes about James Bond if you are interested to know."
"Jokes? Like what?" Izzy raised her eyebrows, as Ezekiel snicked.
"Oh, well there is one which is my favorite, hear me out... One day Agent 006 went to Q to talk about their mission..." Ezekiel decided to tell the joke to his best friend.
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Izzy could say with passion that she spent the entire night laughing, she got herself caught laughing in her sleep. Even as it had been indeed one of the funniest things that she ever heard before.
Yeah... after a crazy and disgusting day, ending with good laughs would be the best for everyone.
