Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 33: A Day In Twisted Land

Date: October 4th, 2024

So.. I did it. I finished my Minecraft theme park after just over 10.5 years since I built its first roller coaster. I couldn't believe that I had finally done it by building and finishing its final roller coaster: the approximately 45 minute long, The Final Frontier: Journey Throughout The Universe. A thrilling high speed roller coaster mostly in the dark with many turns, drops, and slowdowns. Around 100 command blocks worth of thematic dialogue was put into it. There are over 50 things to see throughout its course and the queue is pretty extensive, even featuring elements from the coaster this final coaster replaced. I thought I was going to write a big crying scene for this but there's a reason that's not exactly going to happen like I thought it would. But that will be spoken of for later. But first.. It was the same thing again today. The continuation of a bloody and intense battle where chaos and explosions were everywhere. I jump through the air with my sword in hand, finally bringing down a really tough enemy by slicing them into two. It was a clean cut. I pant heavily: "Damn it. That took forever. For some time now, our side has been seriously upping their game in tricks and tactics but now, the enemy is doing the same exact thing. The majority of the enemy force aren't just pushovers. These are enemies that are seriously difficult to deal with. You try to kill one in a single hit but that hit barely does anything to them. It's worse than with those ice androids back in Miitopia." Carlos replies: "It really does suck! But we're still getting them! Hehehehehehe!" "Don't get cocky, Carlos. We have to stay focused here!"

Sometime later, the battle came to an end. So many of us were covered in blood by the time it was over, myself included. Using a cleaning spell I take care of the blood on me and my gear and then look around: "*sigh* This war is proving to be EVEN worse than the ones we've been in since Pmurt Nedib began his rise to power about 3 years ago. It's like we're headed towards a disaster singularity or something." Several minutes later, I was back in the Miitopia BRAINS Base, feeling relieved but also still tense and alert. But my mind quickly wanders off to Twisted Land because of course it did. It has occupied so many of my thoughts as of late. And that's when I start crying: "I can't believe I did it.. Finally after all of this- Wait, how could I have forgotten?! Crap! It's not over yet! I don't want to stop building in its world ever and I have all of these plans, including previously scrapped plans of adding a 4th park to that world and changing and adding some things to my theme park!" All of this happened on the 3rd, not the 4th. And we have yet another Sleep Replacement potion shortage. I'm not even sure what the reason for it is this time especially as it's been recently upgraded to be more effective in restoring mana amongst other things. I don't think anyone is really sure what the reason for the shortage is at this point. Soon after that, I had dinner, got ready for bed, said goodnight to my dearest friends, and laid in bed with Herbsalvin as usual when we actually have a chance to rest on a mostly safe planet. Luckily, today is one of my off days from being an assassin pretending to assassinate my comrades for Katherine Glassgate, the new main villain to deal with. My fake work impressed her enough to allow me time off.

And back in my and Herbsalvin's apartment in the new capital city for Nacrirema, we have stunt doubles who look like us staying there in our place to avoid suspicion. Why stunt doubles? Blame Carlos and Yogurt, Vespa, Barf, Dot Matrix, and Lone Starr. They made stunt doubles a very tactical thing out of absolutely nowhere. Something about the Swartz not being nearly enough to stop the forces of evil. Like we didn't already know that. But I gotta admit, stunt doubles have a few advantages over shadow clones or other clones or even illusionary projections. Anyway, the next morning comes and I wake up to Herbsalvin already out of bed. "Okay, where did my- wait, I'll save what I was about to say for later because it'd be funnier to say it around my friends. But seriously, where did they even go? There's no note anywhere. It's odd. It even feels more quiet than it usually does around this time in this base. I swear if this is all Carlos, I'm going to tell him that I saw this being his fault coming and see how he takes it." My armor faintly clinks as I exit the room I share with Herbsalvin and use my Ki detection to look for them but nothing. "Suppressed energy signature stuff, huh? It's not even necessary to do in this base." I walk around the base, looking with my eyes instead but there's not even a small fairy in sight. "Either something really bad is going on or this is some sort of surprise. Okay, if anyone is-" I'm unable to finish my sentence as those most dear to me suddenly appear and overwhelm me with affection and that kind of stuff.

Andromeda leaps onto my chest. Carlos blows a party popper or whatever they're called and yells: "Surprise!" I reply: "What is this?! Oh wait.. I foresaw this by thinking creatively while at work. This is-" But what I imagined was coming was nothing compared to what I would actually get. Most of them yell in unison: "Congratulations on finishing Twisted Land!" In that moment, I forgot all about the fact that while at work in my world, I had literally panicked in my head about all of these new ideas I had for working on the world Twisted Land is on in my head in a mentally dramatic way. But they weren't done. No, they weren't. Andromeda licked my face. And the others did things too. For example, Herbsalvin gave me a passionate kiss. And Austin cheered for me by chanting my name. Pirate Blaster exclaims: "You really did it after all of this time! How long did you spend building and testing and all that on that theme park resort again? 1800 hours? Yes! You have done a truly great job, you creative knight, you!" The others gave me similar statements and all of it was too much for my mind to handle. Especially because it still wasn't over. Smirking, Carlos presents me with an odd looking square pizza. "This is all too much.. What even is this pizza supposed to look like?" "Hehe! Twisted Land, of course!" "It doesn't look like- No, you didn't! *looks closer at the pizza* This tries to look like Twisted Land but fails horribly! It's both hilarious and delic-" "Hehe! That's not all!" And then came the cake featuring a detailed map of Twisted Land in icing.

"It's been years since anything like this has been done for me! Why is this happening?! It's not necessary!" My fursona replies: "Maybe it isn't but you deserve this after all of your hard work! We had to wait a whole 3 days to do this for you because of that battle you and some of us among others just finally returned from last night! *barks* We wanted to do it right away ASAP!" They just keep brightening my day and overwhelming me. Eventually, I broke down in tears: "It's been so long since I've experienced this much kindness.. And combined with the relief and ease of mind I feel now that the final coaster is complete.. I just have to let this out.." I tried to say words for the rest of my thoughts but I couldn't think of any and just cried tears of joy for several minutes. Barla grins: "Hell yeah! Look at what we just did! We broke Swift in a good way!" Bray nods: "Yes. We have succeeded in what we strived for but we shall not forget that this is the kind of experience many of us including Swift normally prefer." Dominic adds: "The sheer volume of the entire Wicked Parks even makes my normally just really chill self want to yell in excitement! The opposite of a nap causation!" I cry for a few minutes longer and only stop because I have no more tears left to cry. "Everyone.. The kindness and consideration you all show me means so much.. Around you, I can be myself and there's a lot more energy and support to actually be as emotional and loud as I want and/or need to be.. Listen, I'm so grateful for this surprise but this isn't my achievement alone.

This is the achievement of so many others as well including all of you, one of my closest friends online Gearpunk who is the creator of Fractured Comics, my parents, the inhabitants of the Wicked Parks Resort, visitors to Twisted Land and the rest of the resort, and so on." Carlos grins: "That's great to hear because before we enjoy all of these yummy Twisted Land themed foods and so on together, there's another surprise for you!" "Carlos, I'm scared. You're the one revealing there's another surprise. If it's what I think it-" "That's right! You get to tour some guests around the Wicked Parks Resort who won a raffle we ran without your knowledge for the entire day today!" "It's even more ridiculous to hear it being spoken about to me! This is to both play a joke on me and give me an excuse to be really kind to individuals I've never met before!" "Hehehehe! And if you say no anyway, you're going to make them big sad!" "And why would I ever say no?!" "Because you don't show enough care or kindness irl in your world!" "Harsh but you're right. I'm not mad at you for saying that because we're friends. No matter how many pranks you like to pull on all of us, you're still a good friend." Herbsalvin speaks up: "Part of the raffle prize's description is that you will not be touring them around alone as there's only 2 prize winners. It also says that I will be a part of it as well." "In that case, now is the time to say what I wanted to say to myself and the audience reading this whole situation as part of one of my fanfic stories published online.. I'm so glad you're going to be part of it too, my knight charming."

Some of the others were already at least getting to drinking some stuff. Some of them spit their drinks out in amusement at what I just said. Carlos cracks up: "'Knight charming'?! That's so out of the ordinary, even for you! It's going to only be funny this one time so might as well enjoy it while we still can! *continues to laugh*" Herbsalvin blushes. Pirate Blaster chuckles: "Arr! Atta-knight!" I sweat drop at my comment. "Three things. One, can I stop being the center of attention now? I still don't like that very much. Two, I'd like to eat some of this delicious looking stuff including those really sweet smelling fresh oranges. And three, I died a little inside but not really at what you just said. Were you waiting for me to say something like that for a long while now?" The pirate nods: "It was only a matter of time until you gave Herbsalvin some kind of pet name!" "Is it even a pet name, though? Well, I guess it is.. But for crying out loud, I do think my pegasus knight is extremely charming. And 'knight charming' has been something I've wanted to say for weeks now. One day recently, it just hit me that I think Herbsalvin is charming. And now, they're blushing too hard to speak and I find it adorable. Good job, y'all. You led to my knight charming blushing as red as a tomato, thus exposing the fact that besides their more stoic and knightly portion of their personality that they have a very soft spot. But then again, I have basically the same thing going on! I mean, I'm an oddball, Herbsalvin's an oddball, you're an oddball, Pirate Blaster you are as well, and actually, we're all a bunch of oddballs!

And when we're together, we all get to be more comfortable with expressing our more odd and contradictory and emotional sides and it's great!" Carlos laughs: "Yeah! We're a bunch of oddballs! Can we just call our specific group The Oddballs?!" Most of us yelled in unison: "No!" Carlos literally deflates like a balloon, helium noises included but then returns to normal a few seconds later and starts just laughing: "Oh well! I tried!" A couple minutes later, we dig in. The pizza is still piping hot and fresh thanks to an effective spell whose name I can't recall. A lot of us yell: "Thanks for the food!" And a few of us add in: "Compliments to the chefs!" That's when Fluffy Afro, Lauren, and the Wacky Clowns join us. Pickle Rick Not An Alien yells while dramatically making a completely unneeded pose: "That's right! We can cook without burning a house down now too!" Lauren smiles: "That's right. Fluffy and I made sure they finally learned how to make food that didn't cause a fire or turn into some kind of strange substance or experiment. We MADE sure." It's been a while since she's really been featured in these stories despite still being one of the best chefs in the entire BRAINS Collective. Food she makes NEVER spoils. All of the foods and drinks were very much enjoyed. The cake was even designed to have all the flavor without the eggs or added sugars. Me thinks a flavoring spell was cast on it as that's apparently a thing here in Miitopia. That's right, flavoring spells. By the time we were all done, some of us were already ready to do other things. Andromeda found a bone shaped squeaky toy somewhere and has already started playing with it. Guess they really wanted to play.

As one of the fastest eaters in our group, I was among those to finish first despite having a lot of that pizza which itself was actually truly large. So I ended up playing with Andromeda as did Blaze. That was fun. After it was all over, we all split up to do various things. Carlos yells to me and Herbsalvin as we prepare to teleport to Twisted Land: "Sorry I can't come with you two! Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie wanted me to help them with a surprise birthday party for someone in Ponyville! See you later!" I yell back: "I'm afraid of what you'll come up with along with those two! Except I'm not because it'll be 'dreadfully' quirky and hilarious! So hilarious that someone might almost literally die of laughter. Yeah, it's time for us to be on our way now." We see anyone still around off from there and teleport right away. We teleport to the rendezvous location with the guests who won that raffle. It wasn't Twisted Land's entrance as that gets crowded a lot but is still made pandemics safe through various means anyway. It was a larger place we teleported to, naturally. Or more specifically, the Sector Infinity Intergalactic Cultural Center, a sci fi convention center I mostly built by hand around a large number of things that were already there, most of which were there for years. We were on the top floor of it: the spaceport. There's no ships inside right now but there will be starting 30 minutes before the park officially opens for the day but it's going to be about 90 minutes until that happens. It's just the two of us right now. "We're here. I don't think you've really seen this before until now."

"I have not. *neighs*" "About time you were more open about your full social behavior or rather, the pegasus portion of it, my knight charming. I'm going to say that enough times to where it stops feeling odd and a little cliche within the next few months. Anyway, so I'm guessing that we're not the only ones who will be accompanying the raffle winners." "Aye. You have guessed correctly. But I know not of the identity of the 4 others who will be joining us." "Yay. A surprise. All 4 of them are going to be among the most chaotic individuals we know of. I just know it. Just like I know that the raffle winners are going to be a handful. So we better get ready for a situation so ridiculous that it will push us right out of our typical demeanors or at least try to do so in a way not even the surprise that was set up for me earlier could. Now we wait for them all to show up." "Indeed. I was told that one of the others will bring the raffle winners here themselves." "That's good." And we waited for quite a while. And we waited. We waited so long that it got really boring but finally, something actually happened. I tried my best to not complain about the boredom and the two of us ended up just sparring to pass the time and stop being bored. Because a small but tall spaceport in the sci fi area of a theme park is the perfect place for 2 knights to spar. That is not a statement you're going to find most other writers ever write something in the same vein of. But either way, Discord appeared with the 2 raffle winners.

He greets us: "Hey there! We're going to have a truly fabulous day, aren't we?" *anime ding noise* I was too baffled to say anything. Herbsalvin was less baffled so they replied: "*neigh* That is what we are striving for. And we must ensure it goes well. Nay, I do not want this day to go completely wrong." Discord chuckles: "Don't worry, I'm too curious about this theme park to cause much chaos today. I mean, what kind of knight builds a theme park by themselves anyway?" *ding noise again* I manage to utter: "Am I just going to be the target of most of the jokes today?" But then, the 3 others arrive. Hamaduh Riley, The Hair Guy (Yugioh Abridged), and Chibiusa. I must have looked even more in dread after seeing them arrive. "I don't even know anymore. Am I amused in a twisted way or am I just completely dreading how today is going to go?" The Hair Guy(THG) speaks: "Attention duelists, my hair is happy to be be here in Twisted Land!" Chibiusa grins: "This is going to be the best day ever!" Hamaduh Riley laughs: "This is going to be great! Oh hey, Swiftdrawer, nice day, isn't it?!" Discord smiles: "Now that everyone is here, let's get started!" One of the raffle winners replies with a cocky expression: "Hi! My name is Robert and WHATEVER THIS PLACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE IS WAY TOO SMALL!" I regain my composure and get back to standing and looking up straight: "Canonically, this is far from the largest spaceport in this themed area. And let me be honest. This park has a lot of places like this that seem too small."

Robert scoffs: "I hope you're lying! Otherwise, entering that raffle was a waste of time!" The other raffle winner introduces themselves: "My name is Barbara and this better be just as good as Disney World or I want my money back!" The irony is it costed nothing to enter the raffle. THG replies: "My hair is feeling uncomfortable at this unnecessary aggression." I just say: "Let's just start over. By the end of this experience, you two will have your minds completely blown. I guarantee it. It took me over 14 hours just to go through everything I've built and I'm still NOT DONE with that process! Welcome to the Wicked Parks Resort, this is the spaceport in the Intergalactic Cultural Center of the main park Twisted Land's Sector Infinity area. And because we don't have the time to show you everything in this resort unfortunately as it would take more than just today, we'll have to narrow things down a bit. But you're all still going to see a lot. I'm Dark Knight Swiftdrawer, the creator of this entire resort. There's about 103 roller coasters, over 60 restaurants, about 42 haunted houses, several dark rides, 3 hotels, a bunch of water slides, 2 rides that require boats, and various walkthrough attractions along with other things like attempts to recreate stuff from some of my many other Minecraft worlds from throughout the years. Let's go to Action Town to ride the first 2 roller coasters built in this park. The resort sprung directly out of this park so the first coaster is where all of this began."

Robert replies: "You're making this up! There's no way there's that much stuff here!" Herbsalvin replies: "The site of the raffle entry and drawing was not far from this park. Is it not clear that you could have seen a lot of what is here from where they were?" I sigh: "Okay, look. You entered the raffle and you're going to get the experience it promised unless you want to just walk away now. I tried giving a proper introduction to this tour but it's just not working, is it? We're teleporting to Action Town and you will see what there is to see there." Chibiusa exclaims: "Yay! Let's go!" Barbara spits on the floor of the spaceport: "Sure, sure. I'm not impressed so far. This is nothing compared to Tomorrowland." A couple minutes later, we go to Action Town and now, I will be focusing more on specific absurd moments because we really did end up going through a lot of stuff and you readers came here to enjoy the chaos of a chaotic hangout. On the Wild Coaster after I explained how it's the first coaster and how it changed over the years, we went on it and.. "My hair is feeling such a rush from this roller coaster! My hair wishes to have actually been on many roller coasters before this one in the past!" "Weeeeeeeeee! Usagi is missing out! She should have come here too!" "My my, this is a pretty entertaining coaster, isn't it? But it needs a little more chaos if I'm being honest!" "Oh but there is chaos! You'll see very soon! I modified this coaster last year to add on 3 new segments." Robert yells: "This coaster sucks!" Barbara adds: "Yeah, it does!" A few minutes later, I led everyone to the 2nd coaster I built here: the Toilet Spiral Coaster.

"Here is the 2nd coaster." Barbara snaps: "What kind of knight are you?! With a coaster like THAT, there's no way you're a legitimate knight! You're just cosplaying!" Robert adds: "That's right! Look at how much of an eyesore this coaster is! It doesn't fit in with this area and all it does is spiral up a tower! I don't see no toilet!" I reply: "Are you two okay? A knight's sense of humor doesn't change whether or not they're a knight. And honestly, that tower IS the toilet, it looks terrible but it's also great and hilarious!" Less than 2 minutes later, we're somewhat struggling to all fit on top of it. I point at the sign I put up there: "Yeah, none of you better fall in! Don't touch the trapdoors or you're going to be struggling to swim and climb out. And if you fail to get out, you'll eventually sink and then start falling a very large distance." Discord laughs: "How perfectly chaotic!" "My hair is intimidated by this tall and large toilet." Robert yells: "Still DO NOT LIKE IT! ADMIT IT, YOURE JUST A CHILD DEEP DOWN! ONLY A CHILD WOULD BUILD SOMETHING AS OUT OF PLACE AS THIS!" I stare calmly at them: "How do I put this? I want to yell at you but I don't have the energy to and I almost always speak directly or nicely in person without yelling. Are you here for a good day or are you here just to have another reason to be angry? Are you okay? It's not healthy to engage in this kind of behavior. It's true that I made this coaster over 10 years ago when I was still just a kid.

But I updated it a few years ago and still love bathroom humor to this day. I'm not going to hide who I am. I'm an oddball. You can call me childish as many times as you want but doesn't someone kind of have to be to believe in a better future no matter what?" Later, the chaotic characters in our group convinced me to subject the raffle winners to every ridiculous attraction in the resort one by one so I started that off by getting us all to the Wild Waters waterpark where a area with an excessively long and nonsensical name exists. It's like 13 words long and is so absurd that I refuse to even try to memorize it. I led the others to the area in the themed area where the entrance to most of the slides are located right by one another. Floating above the pool that takes up most of the 64 by 64 ish block area and attached to a also floating pathway that also contains seating for water park guests, a toilet themed restaurant called It's Toilet Time, and a restroom. The first one we came to was.. "Okay, now that we're here.. *points at sign on a brown thing leading up* Behold, THE POOPINATOR!" Chibiusa giggles out of control. Robert screams: "STOP DENYING IT, SWIFTDRAWER! YOURE JUST A CHILD IN A ADULT'S BODY!" Barbara nods: "That's right! Let's get out of this crappy resort, Robert!" "No, not yet. I have a better idea! You keep showing us whatever terrible looking things you want to all you want! I love screaming at you about how terrible they are!"

I reply: "You just literally went mask off. You two have spent at least 30% of this whole time since we went to the Wild Coaster just screaming and yelling. My helmet has a thing that causes it to not muffle what I'm hearing around me to a large extent but I've had to disable that thing a number of times to handle your insults better as in not get headaches from hearing them. So you have revealed why you bothered to enter the rattle to begin with. All you wanted to do this whole time was trash this resort without rationality or care or anything. I'll be honest. We could just throw you out at anytime we wished to but some of us are just chaotic and love chaos or just don't care. Me personally, I want to keep you around to try to get you to be so stunned and amazed that you stop doing what you're doing. On the other hand, I'm too curious and amused by the chaos of chaotic hangouts to necessarily abruptly force them to stop prematurely when I have any means to do so should they have not gotten too out of hand just yet. So we're going on The Poopinator! If you don't want to, just stay right where you are and wait for us. It's not actually made out of poop. I would never build an entire slide out of poop! That's unsanitary and stinky! Oh look, I'm breaking the magic! Oh no! Better not do that at furry conventions or Disney World or here because you want this to turn out to be as good as Disney World! Oh, the horror of breaking the magic! I could commission an artist to draw this exact scene of complete absurdity and it would be great! But seriously, it only matters at a place like Disney World. Not as much here or at Random City Fur Con." With that said, we went on The Poopinator. Boats can't exactly fit in parts of it or at least, that WAS the case until I tried to fix it but it's still better to just go down with our bodies.

Because most Minecraft blocks have no kind of durability as in they don't get weathered or anything like that, my armor didn't even lay a scratch on any of the slide's many brown concrete blocks even after dropping into the inside of any of the pyramid poops along the course of the slide. Here's a look into going down the first one. We started by sliding down pretty gradually. It was 40 times more thrilling and dangerous feeling than riding it virtually as a Minecraft avatar on my iPad, that was the first thing I noticed. It wasn't long until we went down the first one. I yell: "Prepare to drop into this very first poop pyramid! Yay, poop pyramid!" Barbara yells: "WHAT KIND OF WATER SLIDE IS THIS?!" In Vanilla Minecraft, it's kind of troublesome to try to design a water slide that's actually fun so you have to get creative and most optimally make them wide enough to hold boats. Especially when you're just starting out. There's no pumping or draining system in the game so you can't make a slide with really fast water flow nor can you make proper waves for a wave pool without some serious command block commands that are beyond my current understanding. I ended up not wanting to make a whole bunch of standard irl style water slides which would have happened because it's also hard to try to replicate any non standard water slide design in game and have it actually remotely function at the least. And I don't like building things I can't figure out how to do properly or things that are truly enormous in size AND detail. Also, I dislike repeating the same things over and over again. Standard water slides that I know of have only so many elements that make them stand out. So, I started getting very creative and now, The Poopinator is just one of multiple silly slides. So here we are now. As we went down into the first poop pyramid, our heads were fully submerged in water for a couple seconds before the splashdown. The reactions to that were hilarious.

As were the reactions to the moment we actually had to do some swimming to keep riding the slide due to some issues with water blocks I couldn't avoid or get rid of without ruining the functionality and water flow of the slide. After that, we went on another silly slide. "HAPPY HOLIDAYS?! WHAT KIND OF A JOKE OF A SLIDE IS THIS?!" Hamaduh laughs: "It's easy! Just do what it says! Go up the slide!" I add: "Yes, I made what's supposed to be a festive themed reverse water slide! I'm not spoiling how you get back down, sorry!" Barbara groans: "WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND MAKES A SLIDE LIKE THIS?!" I don't answer. THG says: "My hair really wants to go up that slide." Herbsalvin starts going up the slide while shouting: "HUZZAH!" I go up next and yell myself: "Keep moving forward, side by side! Keep moving forward, side by side! Just kidding! Just keep going forward and hold your breath every time you go up even just a block! The soul sand below a lot of the water is there to help you get up through what it does to the water! Oh and in case a very specific group of people who remember a certain cast member directing guests onto the Peter Pan's Flight ride at the Magic Kingdom in 2017 are reading this, the statement I shouted twice is a direct reference to them because that's what they said in a fun and fast paced way!" Robert screams: "Water slides aren't designed for this kind of nonsense! How dare you desecrate water slides with this blasphemy!" "And yet you're still going up this thing with us! You're refusing to acknowledge that you're having a lot of fun to be petty and angry, aren't you? Again, are you okay?"

"Of course I'm okay! You're the one who isn't okay!" I don't reply and just focus on going up the rest of the slide which didn't take very long. It leads to a walkway that ends in a dead end you're supposed to fall from. Robert and Barbara screamed in terror during the fall right into the end of another water slide which so happens to be colored and themed to the non binary flag. That really did it for those two. "EWWWWWWWW WOKE FLAG ALERT! EWWWWWWWWW!" I sigh as we exit the big pool which also serves as a splash pool for all but one of the slides in this area: "I'm surprised you even know this flag exists or what group it represents." And things just kept on getting funnier from there. We did the other slides in that area including the one that's supposed to be like a slide that goes through the inside of a floating and sideways pyramid UFO. I built that while listening to the last episodes of MLP: FiM. And after them, we went to Cartoon Lake in the southwestern portion of Twisted Land for the silly stuff there. Theres a lot. The Useless Coaster, a coaster that goes up to y-320 in one direction and then goes back down that hill and goes up a second hill that has the same and goes back down it too. Trash 2: Falling Toilets. A roller coaster whose trash can themed station is in what's supposed to be a colorful junkyard area. The station has what's supposed to look like thrown away trash inside of it. And there's floating giant anvils made out of 27 normal sized anvils floating over the track of the brown coaster with yellow supports. It also goes through a small poop emoji structure near the beginning of its layout. Produce Mayhecade. A arcade except it's themed to cartoony representations of fruits and veggies. It also has a restaurant inside of it. The Stairway To Nowhere. Just a staircase that starts at the easternmost edge of Cartoon Lake.

It literally leads to a dead end with only a plummet to the ground at the end of it except that's blocked by barrier blocks. Your Isekai. A 5 minute ride in which riders play the role of a young school age manga reader and end up getting isekaied to a fantasy world after going to school and heading to a cafe and library on the way home from it. At the cafe, Truck-kun busts right through and sends them off to the fantasy world where they are forced to contend with some annoying problems such as a horde of zombies. It goes on from there and eventually, they're being sent to other dimensions including a poop dimension and one where everything is colorful and has eyes for some reason. The Yandere. A haunted house themed to the classic obsessive student in love with another student in middle school to the point they call them senpai. Candy Rush. A outdoor roller coaster themed to candy. Mostly placed over the namesake lake of Cartoon Lake. Sugar Mania. A haunted house themed to death caused by eating sweets and drinking pop. A Giant Attacked My High School. A partially indoor roller coaster themed to the POV of someone living through and fighting against a weird looking pink monster that attacks the high school they attend. We experienced all of these one after another. And that's when things get a billion times more absurd. Just as we exited the last one I just mentioned, things got ridiculous like never before up to now. A familiar tune starts playing but goes off the rails when we hear the words: "*epic singing voice* And the angry haters have arrived!" Out of nowhere, a mob of angry haters appear while yelling things like: "This theme park sucks butthole!" or "Disney World is far superior!" or even: "Even Six Flags is better than this place!"

THG just says: "My hair is really annoyed by this angry mob. My hair wants them to shut up." But it only got WORSE from there. Rick and Morty appear through Rick's portal gun. "Okay, where the hell are we, Rick?!" "Morty, we're inside not just another dimension where neither of us exist but one where some kind of compact theme park also exists apparently!" "Rick, there's an angry mob." "That's not our problem, Morty. Let's just go to a more interesting universe." Chibiusa speaks: "Hey! Don't leave! This dimension is much more interesting than you think! And this theme park is awesome!" Rick laughs: "Tell that last thing you said to that mob and see what happens, why don't you? We don't have time to just hang out here." "Rick, don't be a jerk!" "Morty, I'm always a jerk." "I know but!" "But what?!" "It's just.." "Well, whatever." I would have written more about that exchange if the mob weren't now literally dog piling me, trying to tear through my armor. But of course, it wasn't working. Robert just laughs: "They've finally arrived! Our legion of fellow self entitled jerks who just want to criticize everything that's even just slightly off from their standards without mercy!" But it didn't end there. I broke free of the mob but that only made them angrier. I decided to lure them to a more open area to handle them but I only managed to get to the guild tavern I built not far away in the Times Past area. Still one of my favorite builds. It was still about 100 blocks away from A Giant Attacked My High School, but that wasn't where I wanted to lead them. But there was no other choice as some kind of demon lord was apparently summoned through the rage of the angry mob. And one look at them told me we didn't stand a chance.

But the demon lord followed us into the tavern anyway only for Saitama from One Punch Man to randomly appear and instantly defeat them with a single punch. "Woah, what is this strange place? I might not be bored for once if I stay here." He then knocks out the angry mob or would have if we didn't stop him because he would have overdid it. I yelled: "Don't punch their lights out! We can take care of this ourselves!" "Okayyyyy? Who are you, anyway?" In just that brief exchange, the mob was completely knocked unconscious: "I'm Dark Knight Swiftdrawer." "So that armor isn't just for show? *super chill voice* Cool. But who are the others? Do any of you want to fight me? Some of you including you look really strong." He never got an answer because Robert and Barbara started yelling and screaming again. Discord snaps his fingers to open a portal. Without saying anything, I walked up to those 2, picked them up, walked over to the portal, and dropped them inside of it. Oh yeah and before we went on The Poopinator, we had those two try out Escape From Kanoka! and Mining Mayhem, two of the best coasters in the resort but that obviously wasn't enough to get them to stop being so mean. I quoted something from Toy Story 2: "We don't want to play with you anymore. Bye." Discord chuckles: "Don't worry, I just sent them to their precious Disney World. Maybe now they'll have some fun without screaming at anyone." I reply: "Don't count on it. Some Disney World fans are pretty out there when it comes to some of the recent changes made there. Some of the fan commentary on the removal of the Tinker Bell meet & greet is SOMETHING else. So which version of Disney World did you send them to, anyway?"

"I'm not sure." "Well, it didn't look out of wack when I peeked visually through the portal. It's out of our hands now at this point. And let's make it clear that just tossing people out is not something that should be the first option for dealing with them. But those two are cartoonishly annoying and evil. There wasn't really any other choice in this situation that didn't involve needlessly inflicted agony. Okay so what's going to happen-" I'm interrupted by more damn xenomorphs. "My hair wonders when these aliens will stop bothering us!" Seconds later, they're all dead. Every last xenomorph. We took care of them effortlessly. Saitama yawns: "Looks like I'm just getting ignored again. Can I go home now?" Rick replies: "Come with us. We'll get you back to your universe.. Eventually.. Sometime in the future. Maybe in a few hours if we get lucky." Herbsalvin speaks: "Nay. That will not be necessary. We can send him back exactly to where he was before he ended up in this dimension." We head back outside because why not. Someone did and we got the same idea for the heck of it. Once the 3 characters who have never appeared in my stories before leave, I couldn't help but say: "You know, I was expecting this chaotic hangout to be significantly more chaotic. It doesn't nearly have the same amount of chaotic energy as the Assassination Waterpark situation did. I don't know if any chaotic hangout will ever top that situation." In the sky above, something random happened and we only saw it because of the loud smooching noises coming up from there for some reason. We look up and there's 2 asteroids in the sky.. cuddling. I laugh: "I'm witnessing this of all things! My 8th grade science teacher would be tormented by seeing this!

When talking about colliding asteroids, she accidentally said 'cuddling asteroids' instead." As if that weren't enough, THG points to another part of the sky: "Attention duelists, my hair wants you to look over there!" We do and I do a thinking pose with my arms: "Since I seem to be less held back by my innate preference for one on one conversation, I can freely say this: are those supposed to be rough clumps? That's another accidentally said thing by my 8th grade science teacher. She said so many things accidentally that she literally gave one of my peers a spiral notebook to fill with everything funny she said and at the end of the school year, each of us in the class got to put one thing she said each into a sentence and read them out loud on the last day of school. Another time, she called one of my peers daddy. And yet another time, she pushed one of my siblings around in a chair in class. Wait, are those things going to try to happen here too?" That's when the Saw Mill Killer(from the Saw You Never haunted house in Twisted Land's Distorted Hotel near Escape From Kanoka!) runs past us while pushing the mischievous Anahos the Elf around in a chair. And someone randomly calls The Hair Guy daddy. Things kind of settled down after that and we just kind of went our separate ways from there. On the way to Cartoon Lake, we actually had an uneventful lunch at Emocion Bueno, the Mexican style restaurant I built over 2 years ago. Was called Loco Bueno until recently but loco is Spanish for crazy and crazy is one of those many words that has been used to demean people's intellect or mental states which is not okay. That's why I dropped using it last year. It hasn't even been reclaimed at all as a word as far as I'm aware.

Herbsalvin and I decided to spend some time together as today is a rare off day for us from the ongoing conflict. And because why not. It's not enough to survive life's challenges. You actually have to live too and that means enjoying things in life. We went to our shared room in the Miitopia BRAINS Base. And once there, I said: "My knight charming.." And that started moments of affection and all that. Tomorrow, it will be time to finally officially open The Final Frontier: Journey Throughout The Universe and make it clear that it will probably not end up being Twisted Land's final coaster after all. But its completion marks the completion of the park's long period of construction. That doesn't mean the park is in a full complete state. I now plan on adding onto it and am considering expanding the park outside of its original 256 by 256 boundary caused by its world's original size in game to add in a 10th themed area with all new things. I'm also considering a Wild Waters expansion and hotel. There's a number of scrapped projects I'm considering bringing back as well including a redoing of the pink penguins dark ride I made in Twisted Land. And then there's the idea for a 4th park. I have a lot of themed area ideas for it already. But yeah, this chapter wasn't as funny as I wanted it to be and that's okay. Not all chaos in a chaotic hangout is funny as I've stated in the past.

The rest of the day, Herbsalvin and I spent a lot of time together including with our closest friends. Tomorrow is going to be a seriously big day. Look forward to reading about it in the first chapter of Twisted Land Twists & Terrors in 13 or so months. And also, thank you for reading this far.