My hero academia hero forever chapter 12
Ganging in Egypt,Iceland!
(CN: While I was working on this chapter, somebody followed both me and this story. Shout out to Deshawn Brite! You rock!)
(AN: my birthday is coming soon and that means it been a year since my father fucked my mother
(CN: the previous sentence would make an AMAZING greeting card.)
and thats sexy well its not but it would be if my father was Izuku and my mother was Uraka or Touka (AN: ;) ) but that would be uncomfortable cuz you can't fuck with your mother, thats gross so maybe it would be better if they were my sister? Like in Eromanga sensei! (AN: its some sexy anime!)
(CN: Here's some advice: If the anime's attention grabber is incest, it's automatically hot garbage. The same goes for any ship that ends with "cest".)
(AN2: ok lots of peple commented ideas but actually not their were only 2 people. Dorkyegofan said he wants Digimon to be in the story and he complimented the story so he's cool! Someone also called Jososcrusan gave me a review, and he wants someone called Gouenji. I searched it, and he's from Inazuma Eleven, and he looks cool. Also, he commented that he wanted Jesus and Judas to be in the story as a couple, which is weird, but I will have to do it because he commented. He also said he wanted Astolfo from the Fate series, and I searched, and she's like a sexy girl!
(CN: Don't worry, Astolfo fans, this will be the only time he is misgendered.)
That's so cool! And, thanks to Happyfics97! cuz she's so cool and posted a good review and we are friends now and she's making a story about Pokémon with mysteries and cool detectives or spies? Here's the link!
[https/m./s/13958941/1/A-Hop-and-A-Skip-The-Man-Against-Evil]
(CN:you definitely should read the fic that's in that link, especially if you like Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami, as it was inspired by it.)
Also, there are some people who are commenting bad things. That's not nice because it's disrespectful. If you don't like my story, you can suggest things in the comments and I'll do them! I'm sorry, I won't comment on every review because there are too many! I'll only comment on reviews with ideas. Sorry.
(AN:3: Mihi and I went to the cenema and we saw owore glemses uf cuncones
(CN:I could not figure out what that gibbrish is supposed to be,sorry!)
It was soooo boringgggg, there was no sex! Also, I've played Yume Nikki and Undertale with her, and I liked Undertale. Toriel was like a furry, so sexy. But she's a mother, and some people like that, but I don't because it feels like I'm jerking off to my mother, and that's gross.)
AN4: I HAVE A MYANIMELIST! YOU CAN ADD ME AS A FRIEND! WELL,YOU CAN BUT I MISCLICKED AND PUT IN AN A! I AM
(CN: not including the link because it doesn't exist anymore.)
Izuku's mother was with Izuku because they were both in the boat. Then Izuku's mother made a Kamehameha and destroyed the boat because she's evil!
(CN:Way back in chapter 3, I wondered if Dragon Ball would be in the story, and I was right! Who's the girl? ME! That's who!)
And Dio died, Sakai died, and Al Capone died, and that guy from Vandread died too. But Touka didn't die because...
IZUKU'S COOL BABY PROTECTED HER BECAUSE THE SKATEBOARD WAS A MECHA AND IT WAS ALL PART OF HIS PLAN BECAUSE HE IS AN INCREDIBLY SMART AND COOL BABY!
Then Izuku was hit by the Kamehameha and was knocked unconscious!
Izuku woke up in Egypt, Iceland... with a coma! So that means he lost all of his memory! So he doesn't remember anything! And he thought he was a normal guy living in Egypt, Iceland, and started actually living there! But he didn't have any money cuz there's a different kind of money in Egypt and not French dollars!
(CN: France's currency is the euro, not dollars.)
So he joined a dancing group that had mad dancing skills, and he became the best dancer in all of Egypt! But then he saw a gang, joined the gang, and left the dancing group because that's gay anyway. And that gang...
Wassss...
TOMAN!
(AN: It's the one from Tokyo Revengers! It's a cool anime with action!)
Izuku was four years older in the future. He was with Giorno Giovanna, and he is a relative of Josuke, but Izuku didn't remember Josuke because he had been in a coma. Izuku was a top gang member, so he wore a tuxedo, smoked a cigar, and wore some high-priced shoes. He had a lizard around his neck like a scarf because he was rich, and he had another one on his dick.
(CN: Why is there a lizard on his dick? Is it some sort of fetish thing?)
Izuku said: "OMG Giorno, let's steal from some store cuz we are maphia!"
- "Oh, that's a cool idea!" - said Giorno. Then they clapped and high-fived and then, they high fived with their dicks. Even though they didn't have five dicks, only one per person, and there were two people.
(CN: Imagine saying "high five!" and your friend pulls down their pants.)
They made sure it was a sex shop!
"I could steal stuff from this sex shop so I can buy some sex things to fuck with Uraka but I don't remember her cuz I had a coma so I would fuck with some other girl I haven't thought of yet?" - Izuku said with confidence
(CN: Wow, he magically remembered Uraka for a brief second.)
(AN: Some reviews are saying that my spelling is bad! I'm sorry, I don't have a spell checker. I had one in the first chapters, but this is my father's phone. Sorry.)
(CN: Who needs a spell checker when you have a random girl who loves bad fanfiction? *sobs in weeb*)
In the sex shop, there was someone behind the counter, and it was a sexy porn actress who had retired. She was now a man with a mustache, arms, and some bomberman.
(CN: Glad he was able to fulfill his transition goals.)
"You unholy pieces of dicks, you're robbing my store!" he said.
"No, because WE ARE STRONGER!" said Izuku and killed an entire fire station to prove his powers.
(CN: Really, firefighters? I would be impressed if he took down an entire S.W.A.T team, but no, he had to take down people who don't even have weapons.)
"I see you have trained in martial arts and grown like a turtle when she's no longer a tadpole and is a turtle."
(CN: yeah, this kid flunked biology.)
- He said proudly and vanished, becoming a ghost and then a funeral. Izuku and Giorno were at the funeral because that's manly, because its like you're saying, "Yes, I killed him, I am so strong!"
(CN: No, that's stupid. You're giving the police evidence! Wait... Where are the police in this story?)
and touch the boobs of some sexy widow. The funeral was full of porn actresses because HE WAS A PORN ACTOR! So Izuku orgyed at the funeral and had like a million sons! But then he did the dance of the abortion because he was a professional dancer and it was okay.
(CN: didn't know there was a magical "dance of the abortion".)
Next day... In Izuku's house but actually not cuz Izuku he has no money but he has some money cuz he was a dancer and then he stole so it was his house instead!
"Oh my God, Izuku! I have some news!"
said Jesus because he was in Tuman, cuz there was a review that said that.
"Gouenji was disguised as a fire fighter station and suduced Astolfo (Drakens boyfriend). we are going to his house to beat him and kill him in his bed!" - Jesus said and came on Izuku's face cuz he was with Judas and Judas was in Tuman to.
(CN: Never thought I would ask this, but is Jesus' sperm considered holy?)
They were in Gouenji's house, outside his door, and bombed his window.they were in like a bee drying a lake to have water to trade with some thirsty gorillas and have their protection and be the bee's bodyguard.
The bombs also exploded all their clothes off, and they were all naked! And they were some sexy girls in Tuman. And Izuku was naked, and Giorno was naked, and Gouenji was naked too! but he didn't have a penis because he's Jewish.
(CN: For those who don't know, circumcision is the surgical removal of the foreskin, not the complete removal of the penis. It's done as a religious rite in Jewish and Islamic groups. In Judaism, it is usually done on the eighth day of a child's life. Yeah, I know, you weren't expecting a crash course on circumcision on a MHA fanfiction. Really telling of the current state of human society)
"But Gouenji is so strong! we can't win!"- cryed Judas cuz IDK I need some crying characters, all animes have one.
(CN: Not really.)
"Don't cry, Judas! I invested in The black market net lost, and I bought some Digimon Digivices. I bought eight, but I lost five, and one exploded, so I only have three. One is for me and Izuku and Giorino can have one"!
(CN: Oh no, Liam can't even handle first-grade math.)
Draken said while fucking Astolfo's girlfriend who was fucking a fireman.
(CN: sex on sex on sex.)
Izuku had a Dorumon an Draken had some sexy Renamon and Astolfo,Jesus and Giorino had some digimon too but they couldn't connect their digivices so they grabbed some Bakugan instead.
(CN: So I guess every major monster-themed card game exists in this universe.)
And they fought Gouenji and his fire powers! AND IZUKU WAS WINNING THEM ALL!
"Shit! I'm dying! Izuku, your garbage, your endurance is embraced in battle. Why do you fight?!"
(CN: sorry if this sentence makes no sense. This is a guess, as the "is embraced in battle" in the OG story read "IMBYO in battle" and makes even less sense.)
- Gouenji asked,
even when it wasn't a question because he was impressed and admired Izuku because he's so cool! And because they were naked, he could see his dick, and it was SO BIG, like a trillion king Elizabeth wide.
(CN: I don't think there ever was a King Elizabeth, and therefore, I can't provide a height.)
Because I have a dream, and it is killing someone in Egypt, who is Anubis, or maybe keeping him alive. I don't know because I want to kill the King of France, who is now evil. My wife, Chanel, wants me to do it, but now I'm evil, so I don't know why I'm still trying to kill the king of France. But I remembered that it was "I'll be the new King of France!"
(CN: Huh, I didn't expect him to bring up Chanel. That was unexpected.)
And then I'll be the king of the world!! And that's an awesome goal to be a cool villainy dude like me!!!
(AN: I know he was in a coma, but this scene is epic, so forgive me, okay? ;) .)
(CN: His role model is himself, geez, what an ego.)
Gouenji did an epic pose and shouted with all his strength:
"AAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
(CN: in the OG there was a single A, just one single A.)
And then Everyone clapped, someone cried, and even the fire station was crying. Astolfo cried too. The fire station and Draken fucked Astolfo with lube tears.
"You don't understand, Izuku! I killed Gouenji, and I'm not Gouenji because I killed him. I am that super powerful fox from chapter 9 you don't remember, but that was from that epic crossover, and I am...
TOKOYAMI'S BROTHER!"
- Gouenji but not Gouenji, he's actually called BONES TOKOYAMI! -said, and he was evil! He did a mad backflip, and it worked. He proved his powers, and he killed some Digimon and hit Draken...
AND DRAKEN DIED! BUT HE WASN'T DRAKEN BECAUSE IT WAS… BONES DYING! AND DRAKEN STARTED PEELING OFF HIS FACE! AND HE THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!…..
But it wasn't a face; it was…..
A mask! A man with large hair that was black and white, and he had white and black eyes, and he was in Draken's body. Wait, no, he wasn't, because Drakeon wasn't Draken, and the real Draken was killed by a Thornbush that was evil, and that mysterious person was disguised!
"Who are you!?" Astolfo said, covering his tits because he wasn't being fucked by his boyfriend.
My name is… ABRAMS! I'm the pope, and I'm here to kill Izuki because he killed God in chapter nine, even though he doesn't remember cuz He had a coma. Now, nuns don't want to fuck with me, and I'm sad. I killed Pulony (CN: Who?) because I was bored." - Abrams said and punched a tree so hard that it became an evil magical tree. The tree started going… somewhere…
Amaya Aguy took off his toilet disguise because he was disguised as a toilet even though some people were shitting or pissing or even fucking and that was sexy and maybe the pissing was sexy too idk there's people who think that's sexy.
(CN: Poor Ayama, being shit on.)
"You traitor! You were supposed to kill Izuku while he was fucking with Gouenji's sister, and this toilet is not protected and weak!" Amaya said, then made the song of the sad Russian toilet.
"Oh my God, are you evil?" - Izuku asked himself because he was suspecting that he might be evil. His penis looked at him and said, "I don't know, Izuku. It's rather suspicious." His penis grabbed some coffee and acted like a private detective, similar to Sherlock Holmes.
(CN:yes,uou read that right.)
(AN: We are reading it at school, and it's so boooooooring. It's all the same, and there's no sex because Watson is not a sexy girl. There's no action or excitement like in this story.
!)
"Yes, I'm evil! And I will kill you and fuck all the nuns in France. Because Izuku… Do you know who I am?" - Abrams said full of evil, both in his soul and in his erection.
"Oh my god, you are?" - Touka asked, but she didn't because she wasn't there, lmao. So it was Giorino who asked because I forgot him, and he's cool, but not appearing a lot.
(CN: Why make a character who isn't in the current scene say anything?)
"I AM….. YOUR FATHER! I AM IZUKU'S FATHER!" - he plot twisted.
"And I am the King of Time and Spaceships because I'm rich, and I'm the Pope, and I have a tiger and six Playboy bunnies!" - Abrams said. Like a water bottle that had some oil and was going to be used as a fire maker by an evil WWE vandal, who would then go to a prison made of water bottles.
(AN: We are studying metaphors in class and this is one of them! It's like a comparison but better. I made some of them before in this story, but now I'll be using them more because the teacher said it's cool or something.)
(CN: Well, Liam, you're doing a bang-up job!)
And then… He punched Izuku with a pogo stick and destroyed his eye, and he was going to die! But then… A UFO appeared, and some people were in the UFO. It wasn't actually a UFO because it didn't fly; it was a time machine! It only flew through time. The door opened, and some people went from the UFO to Earth. They were… Izuku's son, Deck, and SDJR, who isn't Izuku's son, and his cool baby son. They weren't babies because they were from the future and were 70 years old in the future, and a baby Kirishima!
And they were going to rescue Izuku cuz he didn't exist in their timeline!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGG!
(AN: OMG SO EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!)
(AN2: I don't know what will happen. PLEASE REVIEW WITH SOME SUGGESTIONS SO MAKE SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!
(AN3: MIHI I friended you on Nintendo Switch. Accept it, please.)