Shepard and Garlet wake up in a doctor room where they are about to get a lobotomy and compete in a Mr. beast challenge

Stray children taught the ways of foul sorcery, their bodies mutated through blasphemous ritual. Sent to fight monsters, though they could not distinguish good from evil. The flicker of humanity long extinguished within them.

ON HIATUS - He survived them all - Ciri, Triss and even Yennefer. The world changed around him and it was time to leave. Now, everything was new to him. New friends, new enemies and a world he didn't understand. It's time for Geralt to decide if he wants to go on or if he succumbs to his grief - the grief of growing old, the grief of the survivor. Post Witcher 3/Start ME 1 Xover.

An unlikely crossover has the war hero Commander Shepard meeting Ciri, the skilled Witcher from another world. Both completely different from each other with different skills. What's going to happen? Read to find out.

Two universe's problems can only be solved with the help of one woman. With an alcoholic, war battered Shepard, a former Cerberus Operative, a Witcher, a Sorceress, and the Lady of Time and Space, the situation could get a little hectic.

In the aftermath of the Conjunction of the Spheres where Ciri halted the White Frost, uninviteds guest seems to have appeared in the Northen Kingdoms. Geralt, much to his displeasure, is tasked to find them and lead them back. Follow him, the warrior Shepard, the old fox Ezio and the troublesome Nathan Drake, as they try to find their way home. Inspired by 9gag's mrlip