Gods, Dragons, Tits, and Emiya: A Counter Guardian's (Not So) Peaceful Retirement

Synopsis:

A hypothetical situation in which during Counter Guardian EMIYA's one-sided, futile battle against the ORT (where he is the one that gets beat the fuck up), Humanity gets annihilated, Alaya's grasp on him breaks, and Zelretch - ever the opportunistic troll -, decides to yeet our favorite nameless sword-wielding Archer into the wonderful world of gods, dragons, magical tits, and other supernatural shenanigan bullshit. Surely nothing could go wrong, right?

"Fuck Zelretch. And damn my E-rank luck too."

Well, at least he can retire peacefully (heh) now.

"I always did want to open a cafe…"

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Sooo...

Turns out I'm not dead.

Pretty cool, right?

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Honestly, I lost the motivation to keep writing Shattered Fate, so sorry for the two and a half year hiatus.

Looking at it now, that story is kind've... how do I say this... well... pretty fucking shit.

Like, something someone in grade 7 would write.

There were some okay parts, but overall, the writing is terrible.

I honestly don't know what past me was thinking, writing shit about a Beast X that obviously doesn't follow the norm of the Nasuverse.

Just looking at the old story makes me want to die of cringe ToT

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So, with all the braincells I have left, I have decided to completely give that story a complete rewrite!

And I will unfortunately have to take it down because I cringe whenever I see it.

Because it sucks! :)

And I will start on the new one immediately!

Next week!

Probably in November!

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Whenever I'm free from school!

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Soo... yeah.

I'm in University now, so I probably won't have that much time, so don't expect anything til then.

I hope my writing has gotten better and can please you folks, but I honestly don't expect much. Maybe it has gotten better? That's up to you readers to decide.

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Hmm.

That's enough talking from me now, I guess. I don't think any of you are actually going to read this - props to those who do UWU.

So anyways, let's get started! Shall we my lovely readers, who should probably be doing homework or work and whatever instead of reading my shitty stories!?

So sit tight, buckle up, plop your asses onto them comfy chairs and let's get straight into this! :)

Let's bully our favourite Hero of Justice, shall we? UWU

TO THE NEXT CHAPTER THAT IS ACTUALLY ONLY THE PROLOGUE!

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