Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 13

After escaping from the police Wario and Waluigi went to an apartment building to get some rest but their relaxation was about to be interrupted

Waluigi covers Wario with a blanket sits on a chair and then goes to sleep then it becomes morning and Wario and Waluigi are still sleeping while the woman with the red car shows up again not only her but also the police as well along with a fat guy who wore sunglasses and the woman with the red car drives off again as the police and the fat guy with sunglasses approached the building Wario and Waluigi were in

This gentlemen, is the elegant abode of one Waluigi Blues. the fat guy with sunglasses said

Thanks for your help, Mr. Mercer. the second police officer said

I kinda like the Wrigley Field bit. Mr. Mercer said

Yeah, real cute. the second police officer said

Shall we go inside? Mr. Mercer said

Yeah. Let's. the first police officer said

Mr. Mercer and the police went inside the building while Mr. Mercer greeted Sam along the way

Hey Sam. Mr. Mercer said

Hey Mercer. Sam said

Mr. Mercer and the police walked into a room full of old people and approached the receptionist who was watching wrestling

Hi. Has my friend arrived yet? Mr. Mercer said

Friend? Lloyd said

He failed to report in yesterday. Mr. Mercer said

I don't want trouble. Lloyd said

Tell us where they are, and there'll be no trouble. the second police officer said

They're upstairs. Lloyd said

Thank you. the second police officer said

Go. Lloyd said

The woman with the red car had a remote control device while Mr. Mercer and the police went upstairs to Wario and Waluigi's room

Stand back. Mr. Mercer said

Mr. Mercer and the police knock the door down but the woman with the red car flicks a switch on the remote control device and the building explodes sending Wario Waluigi and the rest people inside crashing down luckily Wario and Waluigi survive the explosion as they come out of the rumble

Are you okay? Waluigi said

Yeah. I'm okay. Wario said

What was that? Waluigi said

No idea. Wario said

Oh. Waluigi said

What time is it? Wario said

Let me see. Waluigi said

Waluigi looked at his watch and saw that it was 9:00

It's almost 9:00. Waluigi said

9:00? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Wow. Wario said

We've gotta go to work. Waluigi said

Obviously. Let's go. Wario said

After Wario and Waluigi had left the two police officers came out of the rumble as well

Are you okay? the first police officer said

I'm fine. the second police officer said

Really? the first police officer said

No, i'm not okay. the second police officer said

Oh. the first police officer said

What the hell was that? the second police officer said

No idea. the first police officer said

Why did the building fall apart? the second officer said

No idea. the first police officer said

What? the second police officer said

I have no idea. the first police officer said

Seriously? the second police officer said

Yeah. the first police officer said

You know what let's just go. the second police officer said

Waluigi was now at a spray paint can factory where spray paint cans were being made he looked at a woman before taking two spray cans then went to the other side of the factory and then went into an office to meet with his boss

Hello, Elwood. the man said

Hello boss. Waluigi said

Sit down. the man said

Okay. Waluigi said

Waluigi then walks and sits on the chair to talk with his boss

What's on your mind? the man said

Well... Waluigi said

Yeah? the man said

I gotta quit. Waluigi said

Quit? the man said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Why is that, Waluigi? the man said

I'm going to become a priest. Waluigi said

The man looked at Waluigi after he heard what he just said

A priest huh? the man said

Yeah. Waluigi said

You're going to become a priest? the man said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Well, okay. the man said

You're not mad? Waluigi said

No. That's great. the man said

Really? Waluigi said

Yeah. the man said

Oh. Waluigi said

Listen i'll call payroll and have them get your severance pay ready. the man said

You don't have to do that. Waluigi said

No, i want to. the man said

Okay well, thanks. Waluigi said

No problem. the man said

Waluigi and the man stood up from their chairs and then shook hands with each other

Good luck. the man said

God bless you, sir. Waluigi said

Well, thank you. the man said

Well goodbye. Waluigi said

Yeah. Goodbye. the man said

See you later. Waluigi said

Waluigi then leaves the man's office and the spray paint can factory with his suitcase and heads back into the Cadillac with Wario as they are looking at a piece of Cigarette paper with some writing on it

Is this it? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

What is it? Wario said

This is the last known address...of Bones Malone and Blue Lou Marini. Waluigi said

Really? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

The Lord works in mysterious ways. Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Let's go check it out. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi were in the streets of the neighborhood as children were playing then they parked near a house got out of the Cadillac and approached the house while ringing the doorbell as a woman opened the door

Hello? the woman said

Mrs. Toronto? Wario said

Tarantino. the woman said

Ma'am, do you have a Thomas Malone or Louis Marini living here? Wario said

Not anymore. Tarantino said

What? Wario said

They moved out a long time ago. Tarantino said

Oh. Wario said

Also, i don't take in boarders, not for a long time. Tarantino said

May we come in, ma'am? Waluigi said

Please. Tarantino said

Wario and Waluigi then enter Tarantino's house and they continue to talk with her

Did they leave a forwarding address? Wario said

No. Tarantino said

A phone number? Wario said

No. Tarantino said

Did they live quietly? Waluigi said

Not sure. Tarantino said

What were their personal habits? Waluigi said

They were good boys...but they made a lot of racket at night. Tarantino said

What kind of racket? Music racket? Waluigi said

Yes. Tarantino said

Oh. Waluigi said

Are you the police? Tarantino said

No, ma'am. We're musicians. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi were outside of Tarantino's house and back in the Cadillac

Well, that was a bust. Wario said

Totally. Waluigi said

Let's check somewhere else. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi were about to leave when Tarantino came out of her house and approached them

Mr. man. Tarantino said

Huh? Wario said

Yes, ma'am? Waluigi said

They left this card. Tarantino said

A card? Waluigi said

Yes. Tarantino said

Oh. Waluigi said

Maybe it'll help you? Tarantino said

Let me see. Wario said

Of course. Tarantino said

Tarantino gives Wario the card and then looks at it before giving it to Wario said

Take a look. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario gives Waluigi the card and then looks at it which reads Murph and the Magictones

Well? Tarantino said

This is perfect ma'am. Thanks. Waluigi said

No problem. Tarantino said

We'll be going now. Waluigi said

Take care. Tarantino said

Thank you. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi then left Tatantino's house and continued on the road suddenly it was nighttime as Wario and Waluigi drove and then parked at a Holiday Inn place and got out of the Cadillac while looking at the place

Is this the place? Wario said

Looks like it. Waluigi said

Good. Let's go inside. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi went inside the Holiday Inn place and saw a band performing in front of a few people including them and it wasn't long until the band finished performing for the people

Thank you. You're marvelous. the man said

What the hell? Wario said

Yeah. I know. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi have finally found their band but not in the way they had expected stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED