Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 14

After relaxing at an apartment in a building Wario and Waluigi were back on the road but Waluigi needed to take care of something first

Waluigi was now at a spray paint can factory where spray paint cans were being made he looked at a woman before taking two spray cans then went to the other side of the factory and then went into an office to meet with his boss

Hello, Elwood. the man said

Hello boss. Waluigi said

Sit down. the man said

Okay. Waluigi said

Waluigi then walks and sits on the chair to talk with his boss

What's on your mind? the man said

Well... Waluigi said

Yeah? the man said

I gotta quit. Waluigi said

Quit? the man said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Why is that, Waluigi? the man said

I'm going to become a priest. Waluigi said

The man looked at Waluigi after he heard what he just said

A priest huh? the man said

Yeah. Waluigi said

You're going to become a priest? the man said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Well, okay. the man said

You're not mad? Waluigi said

No. That's great. the man said

Really? Waluigi said

Yeah. the man said

Oh. Waluigi said

Listen i'll call payroll and have them get your severance pay ready. the man said

You don't have to do that. Waluigi said

No, i want to. the man said

Okay well, thanks. Waluigi said

No problem. the man said

Waluigi and the man stood up from their chairs and then shook hands with each other

Good luck. the man said

God bless you, sir. Waluigi said

Well, thank you. the man said

Well goodbye. Waluigi said

Yeah. Goodbye. the man said

See you later. Waluigi said

Waluigi then leaves the man's office and the spray paint can factory with his suitcase and heads back into the Cadillac with Wario as they are looking at a piece of Cigarette paper with some writing on it

Is this it? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

What is it? Wario said

This is the last known address...of Bones Malone and Blue Lou Marini. Waluigi said

Really? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

The Lord works in mysterious ways. Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Let's go check it out. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi were in the streets of the neighborhood as children were playing then they parked near a house got out of the Cadillac and approached the house while ringing the doorbell as a woman opened the door

Hello? the woman said

Mrs. Toronto? Wario said

Tarantino. the woman said

Ma'am, do you have a Thomas Malone or Louis Marini living here? Wario said

Not anymore. Tarantino said

What? Wario said

They moved out a long time ago. Tarantino said

Oh. Wario said

Also, i don't take in boarders, not for a long time. Tarantino said

May we come in, ma'am? Waluigi said

Please. Tarantino said

Wario and Waluigi then enter Tarantino's house and they continue to talk with her

Did they leave a forwarding address? Wario said

No. Tarantino said

A phone number? Wario said

No. Tarantino said

Did they live quietly? Waluigi said

Not sure. Tarantino said

What were their personal habits? Waluigi said

They were good boys...but they made a lot of racket at night. Tarantino said

What kind of racket? Music racket? Waluigi said

Yes. Tarantino said

Oh. Waluigi said

Are you the police? Tarantino said

No, ma'am. We're musicians. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi were outside of Tarantino's house and back in the Cadillac

Well, that was a bust. Wario said

Totally. Waluigi said

Let's check somewhere else. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi were about to leave when Tarantino came out of her house and approached them

Mr. man. Tarantino said

Huh? Wario said

Yes, ma'am? Waluigi said

They left this card. Tarantino said

A card? Waluigi said

Yes. Tarantino said

Oh. Waluigi said

Maybe it'll help you? Tarantino said

Let me see. Wario said

Of course. Tarantino said

Tarantino gives Wario the card and then looks at it before giving it to Wario said

Take a look. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario gives Waluigi the card and then looks at it which reads Murph and the Magictones

Well? Tarantino said

This is perfect ma'am. Thanks. Waluigi said

No problem. Tarantino said

We'll be going now. Waluigi said

Take care. Tarantino said

Thank you. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi then left Tatantino's house and continued on the road suddenly it was nighttime as Wario and Waluigi drove and then parked at a Holiday Inn place and got out of the Cadillac while looking at the place

Is this the place? Wario said

Looks like it. Waluigi said

Good. Let's go inside. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi went inside the Holiday Inn place and saw a band performing in front of a few people including them and it wasn't long until the band finished performing for the people

Thank you. You're marvelous. the man said

What the hell? Wario said

Yeah. I know. Waluigi said

Thank you. I'm Murph, and these are the Magic Tones. the man said

What the hell? Wario said

Yeah. I know. Waluigi said

Steve ''The Colonel'' Cropper. Murph said

Hey. Steve said

Donald ''Duck'' Dunn. Murph said

Hello. Donald said

Willie ''Too Big'' Hall. Murph said

What's up? Willie said

And Tom ''Bones'' Malone. Murph said

Hey. Tom said

We'll be back with the Magic Tones for the Armada Room's two-hour disco swing party after this short break. Till then, don't you go changing. Murph said

Murph played some background music as they got off the stage while Wario and Waluigi had shocked looks on their faces

What the hell? Wario said

Yeah again. I know. Waluigi said

What happened to these guys? Wario said

Let's go talk to them and find out. Waluigi said

Yeah. Let's. Wario said

Come on. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi then went and approached Murph and the Magic Tones and talked with them

So you're out. You're free. You're rehabilitated. Willie said

That's right. Wario said

Yeah. He is. Waluigi said

What's next? What's happening? Willie said

Well uh... Wario said

What you gonna do? Willie said

Uh... Wario said

You got the money you owe us, mother-fucker? Willie said

What? Wario said

You got the money? Willie said

What? Wario said

Look let's get something straight here. The reason he got locked in the slam in the first place was for sticking up a gas station to cover you guys. Waluigi said

You're kidding. Donald said

He pulled that job to pay for the band's room service tab from that Kiwanis gig in Coal City. Waluigi said

You did? Steve said

That's right. Wario said

Wow. Steve said

So i don't want to hear any more of this small-change shit. Wario said

So why are you guys here? Willie said

We're putting the band back together. Waluigi said

What? Willie said

Now who here at this table can honestly say that they played any finer or felt any better than they did when they were with the Blues Brothers? Wario said

Murph and the Magic Tones said nothing as they stayed quiet to Wario and Waluigi

You were the backbone. The nerve centre of a great rhythm-and-blues band. You can make that live, breathe, and jump again. Wario said

I think we're doing great for ourselves. Murph said

Really? Wario said

Yeah. Murph said

Murph and the Magic Tones? Wario said

Yeah. Murph said

That's stupid. Wario said

What? Murph said

It looks like Wario is going to teach an important lesson to Murph and the Magic Tones and hopefully get the band back together stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED