Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 17

Wario and Waluigi meet up with their band at the Holiday Inn hotel and Wario doesn't like what they have become but he and Waluigi kinda manage to get them back but now they needed to get Matt guitar Murphy Blue Lou Marini and Mr. Fabulous

Wario and Waluigi then drove to the Chez Paul restaurant to get Mr. Fabulous

So this is where Mr. Fabulous works huh? Wario said

Yeah. This is the place. Waluigi said

Good, let's go inside. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Mr. Fabulous was talking on the phone with someone in the restaurant

Mainly French cuisine. No, sir. Mayor Daley no longer dines here. He's dead, sir. Mr. Fabulous said

Wario and Waluigi were inside the restaurant and approached Mr. Fabulous

Private dining rooms are available. Mr. Fabulous said

Mr. Fabulous then looked and saw Wario and Waluigi and had a shocked look on his face

Oh, no. Mr. Fablous said

Hi. Wario said

Hello. Waluigi said

It was supposed to be five years. Mr. Fabulous said

Surprised to see me? Wario said

Oh god. Mr. Fablous said

Don't forget about me. Waluigi said

Waluigi? Mr. Fabulous said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Didn't you get five years? Mr. Fabulous said

Nope. Wario said

What? Mr. Fablous said

The person on the phone was calling out Mr. Fabulous who was distracted a bit

No, sir, not you. Mr. Fablous said

Ignoring me huh? Wario said

I think he is. Waluigi said

And your name, sir? Mr. Fablous said

Hurry up. Wario said

Come on. Waluigi said

Rizzolo, for eight at 11:30. Thank you. Mr. Fabulous said

Mr. Fabulous put down his phone and looked at Wario and Waluigi still shocked

Hello Wario and Waluigi. Mr. Fabulous said

Mr. Fabulous, how marvelous it is to see you. Wario said

Yes. How marvelous. Mr. Fabulous said

You're looking younger than ever. Wario said

What do you guys want? Mr. Fabulous said

We're here to dine that's what. Wario said

Say what? Mr. Fabulous said

You heard me. Wario said

Wait. You guys can't come in here. Mr. Fabulous said

Oh nonsense, my dear fellow. Wario said

What? Mr. Fabulous said

My brother and i have come to dine. Wario said

Dine? Mr. Fabulous said

Yeah. To celebrate my early release from the service of the state. Wario said

Say what? Mr. Fabulous said

Let's go sit down Waluigi. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Guys hold on. Wait. Mr. Fabulous said

Wario and Waluigi are about to go sit down when Mr. Fabulous stops them

Wait. Mr. Fabulous said

Huh? Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Wait. Let's talk outside. Mr. Fabulous said

Huh? Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Let's have a cup of coffee outside. Mr. Fabulous said

Why, heavens, no. Wario said

What? Mr. Fabulous said

We seek a full meal and all the compliments of the house. Wario said

What? Mr. Fabulous said

Come Waluigi. Wario said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Let us adjourn ourselves to the nearest table and overlook this establishment's board of fare. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wait guys just... Mr. Fabulous said

Before Mr. Fabulous could stop Wario and Waluigi the phone rang and he answered it

Good evening. Chez Paul. Mr. Fabulous said

Wario and Waluigi then head inside as Mr. Fabulous tries to stop them

Wait! Hey! Mr. Fabulous said

Before Mr. Fabulous can go after Wario and Waluigi he speaks on the phone for a bit

Sir, do you mind calling back in about five minutes, please? Mr. Fabulous said

Wario and Waluigi then head to the dining room they sit down at their table put napkins on their necks and are ready to be served

We'll have a table in a few moments. Mr. Fabulous said

So now what? Waluigi said

Watch this. Wario said

Wario put his two pinky fingers in his mouth and then whistled in the dining room as everyone looked at him

Wow. Waluigi said

Yeah. I know. Wario said

A waiter then came and approached Wario and Waluigi who were ready to dine

Excuse me, won't you? Mr. Fabulous said

What would you like sir? the waiter said

Give us a bottle of your finest champagne. Wario said

Okay? the waiter said

Five shrimp cocktails. Wario said

Okay? the waiter said

And some bread for my brother. Wario said

We have a Dom Perigon, '71, at 120 dollars. the waiter said

Really? Wario said

Yes. the waiter said

That'll be fine, pal. Wario said

Are you sure? the waiter said

Yeah. Wario said

Alright. the waiter said

The waiter then leaves Wario and Waluigi alone while Mr. Fabulous comes in and approaches them

Come on. Seriously, you guys, the food here is really expensive. Mr. Fabulous said

Nope. Wario said

The soup is fucking 10 dollars. Mr. Fabulous said

Nope. Wario said

Come on. Let's go outside. I'll buy you a cup of coffee. Mr. Fabulous said

I don't care about coffee. Wario said

Okay, then what do you want? Mr. Fabulous said

We're putting the band back together. Wario said

The band? Seriously? Mr. Fabulous said

Yeah. Wario said

Forget it. No way. Mr. Fabulous said

We're on a mission from god. Waluigi said

The waiters came in and brought Wario and Waluigi their food while Mr. Fabulous was confused by this

Hold it, hold it. What's this? Mr. Fabulous said

Waiter? Sir? the man said

Huh? Mr. Fabulous said

The waiters were giving Wario and Waluigi a lot of food for them to eat

Please, waiter? the man said

I'm coming. Mr. Fabulous said

Mr. Fabulous then went and approached the man and his family who were eating salads

Yes, sir? How are your salads? Mr. Fabulous said

The salads are fine. the man said

Good. Mr. Fabulous said

It's just... the man said

Just what? Mr. Fabulous said

We'd like to move to another table. the man said

Another table? Mr. Fabulous said

Yes. Away from those two gentlemen. the man said

Wario and Waluigi are eating their food while Mr. Fabulous continues to talk with the man

Why? Have they been disturbing you? Mr. Fabulous said

No. the man said

Good. Mr. Fabulous said

It's just... the man said

Just what? Mr. Fabulous said

Well, frankly, they're offensive. the man said

Offensive? Mr. Fabulous said

And smelling. the man said

Smelling. Mr. Fabulous said

Yes. I mean, they smell bad. the man said

Ahem. a voice said

Mr. Fabulous turned and saw a man with his wife calling out for him

Excuse me, sir. I'll see if i can locate another table for you. Mr. Fabulous said

Thank you. the man said

Mr. Fabulous went to talk to another man while Wario and Waluigi continued to enjoy their meal as another waiter was giving them champagne

Would you gentlemen like some champagne? the second waiter said

Yeah. Wario said

Of course. Waluigi said

The second waiter poured some champagne for Wario in his cup and was about to pour for Waluigi until he noticed his cup

Sir? the second waiter said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Wrong glass, sir. the second waiter said

Just pour it in. Waluigi said

Very well. the second waiter said

The second waiter poured champagne into Waluigi's cup as Wario and Waluigi clinged each other's cups and everyone looked at them again as they continued to horse around everyone was disturbed by it all while Wario had an idea and approached the man and his family

Hey. Wario said

No. the man said

Hey. Wario said

Can i help you? the man said

How much for the little girl? Wario said

What? the man said

The women? How much for the women? Wario said

What? the man said

Your women. I want to buy your women. Wario said

The women? the man said

Yeah. The little girl. Your daughters. Sell them to me. Wario said

Excuse me? the man said

Sell me your children. Wario said

Maitre d'. Maitre d'. the man said

Mr Fabulous came into the dining room and stopped Wario from what he was doing

Hey, cut it out, cut it out. Mr. Fabulous said

No need to be so grabby. Wario said

Wario and Waluigi are torturing Mr. Fabulous to the bone with their antics will they convince him to leave the fancy restaurant stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED