Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 18

Wario and Waluigi went to a fancy restaurant to find Mr. Fabulous who was working there and who was also shocked to see them while Wario and Waluigi went to eat inside

Wario and Waluigi then head to the dining room they sit down at their table put napkins on their necks and are ready to be served

We'll have a table in a few moments. Mr. Fabulous said

So now what? Waluigi said

Watch this. Wario said

Wario put his two pinky fingers in his mouth and then whistled in the dining room as everyone looked at him

Wow. Waluigi said

Yeah. I know. Wario said

A waiter then came and approached Wario and Waluigi who were ready to dine

Excuse me, won't you? Mr. Fabulous said

What would you like sir? the waiter said

Give us a bottle of your finest champagne. Wario said

Okay? the waiter said

Five shrimp cocktails. Wario said

Okay? the waiter said

And some bread for my brother. Wario said

We have a Dom Perigon, '71, at 120 dollars. the waiter said

Really? Wario said

Yes. the waiter said

That'll be fine, pal. Wario said

Are you sure? the waiter said

Yeah. Wario said

Alright. the waiter said

The waiter then leaves Wario and Waluigi alone while Mr. Fabulous comes in and approaches them

Come on. Seriously, you guys, the food here is really expensive. Mr. Fabulous said

Nope. Wario said

The soup is fucking 10 dollars. Mr. Fabulous said

Nope. Wario said

Come on. Let's go outside. I'll buy you a cup of coffee. Mr. Fabulous said

I don't care about coffee. Wario said

Okay, then what do you want? Mr. Fabulous said

We're putting the band back together. Wario said

The band? Seriously? Mr. Fabulous said

Yeah. Wario said

Forget it. No way. Mr. Fabulous said

We're on a mission from god. Waluigi said

The waiters came in and brought Wario and Waluigi their food while Mr. Fabulous was confused by this

Hold it, hold it. What's this? Mr. Fabulous said

Waiter? Sir? the man said

Huh? Mr. Fabulous said

The waiters were giving Wario and Waluigi a lot of food for them to eat

Please, waiter? the man said

I'm coming. Mr. Fabulous said

Mr. Fabulous then went and approached the man and his family who were eating salads

Yes, sir? How are your salads? Mr. Fabulous said

The salads are fine. the man said

Good. Mr. Fabulous said

It's just... the man said

Just what? Mr. Fabulous said

We'd like to move to another table. the man said

Another table? Mr. Fabulous said

Yes. Away from those two gentlemen. the man said

Wario and Waluigi are eating their food while Mr. Fabulous continues to talk with the man

Why? Have they been disturbing you? Mr. Fabulous said

No. the man said

Good. Mr. Fabulous said

It's just... the man said

Just what? Mr. Fabulous said

Well, frankly, they're offensive. the man said

Offensive? Mr. Fabulous said

And smelling. the man said

Smelling. Mr. Fabulous said

Yes. I mean, they smell bad. the man said

Ahem. a voice said

Mr. Fabulous turned and saw a man with his wife calling out for him

Excuse me, sir. I'll see if i can locate another table for you. Mr. Fabulous said

Thank you. the man said

Mr. Fabulous went to talk to another man while Wario and Waluigi continued to enjoy their meal as another waiter was giving them champagne

Would you gentlemen like some champagne? the second waiter said

Yeah. Wario said

Of course. Waluigi said

The second waiter poured some champagne for Wario in his cup and was about to pour for Waluigi until he noticed his cup

Sir? the second waiter said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Wrong glass, sir. the second waiter said

Just pour it in. Waluigi said

Very well. the second waiter said

The second waiter poured champagne into Waluigi's cup as Wario and Waluigi clinged each other's cups and everyone looked at them again as they continued to horse around everyone was disturbed by it all while Wario had an idea and approached the man and his family

Hey. Wario said

No. the man said

Hey. Wario said

Can i help you? the man said

How much for the little girl? Wario said

What? the man said

The women? How much for the women? Wario said

What? the man said

Your women. I want to buy your women. Wario said

The women? the man said

Yeah. The little girl. Your daughters. Sell them to me. Wario said

Excuse me? the man said

Sell me your children. Wario said

Maitre d'. Maitre d'. the man said

Mr Fabulous came into the dining room and stopped Wario from what he was doing

Hey, cut it out, cut it out. Mr. Fabulous said

No need to be so grabby. Wario said

The owners are gonna ask me to call the cops. Mr. Fabulous said

You wouldn't do that to me, would you, man? Wario said

Wanna bet? Mr. Fabulous said

He just got out of Joliet. He's on parole. You can't call the cops on him, man. Waluigi said

Again. What do you want? Mr. Fabulous said

We're putting the band back together. Wario said

Seriously? Mr. Fabulous said

Yeah. Wario said

I said no. Absolutely not. Mr. Fabulous said

Wario drinks his champagne and sneaks up on the man and his family while pretending to be drunk

You. How much for your wife? Ha ha ha ha ha. Wario said

The man was coughing while his wife gave him some water to drink

Why are you doing this to me? Mr. Fabulous said

We're putting the band back together. Wario said

Why? Mr. Fabulous said

We need you, man. We need your horn. Wario said

I can't. I really can't. Mr. Fabulous said

We got everybody except Matt "Guitar" Murphy and Blue Lou and we're getting them next. Waluigi said

No way. Mr. Fabulous said

So that's it? That's your answer? Wario said

Yes. It is. Mr. Fabulous said

Wario took off his napkin and wiped his mouth before looking at Mr. Fabulous with a serious look on his face

If you say no, Waluigi and i will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week. Wario said

You wouldn't. You guys wouldn't. Mr. Fabulous said

Oh, we will. We definitely will. Wario said

And you won't like what we do next week. Waluigi said

Waluigi come on, can't you... Mr. Fabulous said

Before Mr. Fabulous could speak Waluigi stuffed his mouth with bread and Mr. Fabulous finally had enough

Okay, okay. You win. I'll play. Mr. Fabulous said

Really? Wario said

Really? Waluigi said

Yeah. You got me. Mr. Fabulous said

Perfect. Waluigi? Wario said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Let's go. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi then leave the fancy restaurant while Mr. Fabulous sits down at the table they were just at but doesn't notice the man from before calling out to him instead he just ignores him

Sir? Sir? Sir? SIR? SIR? the man said

I'm on break. Mr. Fabulous said

What? the man said

I said i'm on break. Mr. Fabulous said

What? the man said

The next morning a crowd of people was angrily screaming at a group of uniformed people while their leader was speaking on a microphone

White men. White women. The swastika is calling you. the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

The sacred and ancient symbol of your race since the beginning of time. the uniformed leader said

Uh oh this isn't good who was this uniformed leader and his group and what are they doing that's making the crowd of people so angry at them stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED