Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 19

Wario and Waluigi were looking for ways to get Mr. Fabulous to join them on their quest to get the band back together so they act like disgusting customers while Mr. Fabulous and tries to stop what they're doing

The second waiter poured champagne into Waluigi's cup as Wario and Waluigi clinged each other's cups and everyone looked at them again as they continued to horse around everyone was disturbed by it all while Wario had an idea and approached the man and his family

Hey. Wario said

No. the man said

Hey. Wario said

Can i help you? the man said

How much for the little girl? Wario said

What? the man said

The women? How much for the women? Wario said

What? the man said

Your women. I want to buy your women. Wario said

The women? the man said

Yeah. The little girl. Your daughters. Sell them to me. Wario said

Excuse me? the man said

Sell me your children. Wario said

Maitre d'. Maitre d'. the man said

Mr Fabulous came into the dining room and stopped Wario from what he was doing

Hey, cut it out, cut it out. Mr. Fabulous said

No need to be so grabby. Wario said

The owners are gonna ask me to call the cops. Mr. Fabulous said

You wouldn't do that to me, would you, man? Wario said

Wanna bet? Mr. Fabulous said

He just got out of Joliet. He's on parole. You can't call the cops on him, man. Waluigi said

Again. What do you want? Mr. Fabulous said

We're putting the band back together. Wario said

Seriously? Mr. Fabulous said

Yeah. Wario said

I said no. Absolutely not. Mr. Fabulous said

Wario drinks his champagne and sneaks up on the man and his family while pretending to be drunk

You. How much for your wife? Ha ha ha ha ha. Wario said

The man was coughing while his wife gave him some water to drink

Why are you doing this to me? Mr. Fabulous said

We're putting the band back together. Wario said

Why? Mr. Fabulous said

We need you, man. We need your horn. Wario said

I can't. I really can't. Mr. Fabulous said

We got everybody except Matt "Guitar" Murphy and Blue Lou and we're getting them next. Waluigi said

No way. Mr. Fabulous said

So that's it? That's your answer? Wario said

Yes. It is. Mr. Fabulous said

Wario took off his napkin and wiped his mouth before looking at Mr. Fabulous with a serious look on his face

If you say no, Waluigi and i will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week. Wario said

You wouldn't. You guys wouldn't. Mr. Fabulous said

Oh, we will. We definitely will. Wario said

And you won't like what we do next week. Waluigi said

Waluigi come on, can't you... Mr. Fabulous said

Before Mr. Fabulous could speak Waluigi stuffed his mouth with bread and Mr. Fabulous finally had enough

Okay, okay. You win. I'll play. Mr. Fabulous said

Really? Wario said

Really? Waluigi said

Yeah. You got me. Mr. Fabulous said

Perfect. Waluigi? Wario said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Let's go. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi then leave the fancy restaurant while Mr. Fabulous sits down at the table they were just at but doesn't notice the man from before calling out to him instead he just ignores him

Sir? Sir? Sir? SIR? SIR? the man said

I'm on break. Mr. Fabulous said

What? the man said

I said i'm on break. Mr. Fabulous said

What? the man said

The next morning a crowd of people was angrily screaming at a group of uniformed people while their leader was speaking on a microphone

White men. White women. The swastika is calling you. the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

The sacred and ancient symbol of your race since the beginning of time. the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

The jew is using the black as muscle against you. the uniformed leader said

As the police tried to prevent a riot the crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

And you are left there, helpless. the uniformed leader said

Fuck you. the man said

Excuse me? the uniformed leader said

Why don't you go back to where you belong? the man said

What are you gonna do about it, Whitey? the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

Just sit there? the uniformed leader said

Go back to where you came from. the second man said

Of course not. the uniformed leader said

Son of a bitch. the third man said

You are going to join with us. the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

The members of the American Socialist White People's Party. the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

An organization of decent, law-abiding white folk just like you. the uniformed leader said

Blow it out your ass, you bastards. the woman said

Go to hell. the second woman said

The scene zooms out as a bunch of cars are waiting in line because of the uniformed people

I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler. the uniformed leader said

I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler. the uniformed soldiers said

The immortal leader of our race. the uniformed leader said

The immortal leader of our race. the uniformed soldiers said

To the order of for which he stands the uniformed leader said

And to the order of for which he stands the uniformed soldiers said

One great cause. the uniformed leader said

One great cause. the uniformed soldiers said

Sacred and invincible. the uniformed leader said

Sacred and invincible. the uniformed soldiers said

Wario and Waluigi were waiting in line along with the rest of the people

What's going on? Wario said

I don't know. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Maybe it's something big. Waluigi said

I'm gonna ask someone here. Is that okay with you? Wario said

Go for it. Waluigi said

Wario saw a police officer walking by and called out to him

Hey. Wario said

What is it, sir? the police officer said

What's going on? Wario said

Those bums won their court case, so they're marching today. the police officer said

What bums? Wario said

The fucking Nazi Party. the police officer said

The police officer then left while Waluigi realized something

Wait a minute. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Illinois Nazis. Waluigi said

Illinois Nazis? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

I hate Illinois Nazis. Wario said

So what do we do then? Waluigi said

Punch it. Wario said

Punch it? Waluigi said

Yeah. Punch it. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Heil Hitler. the uniformed leader said

Heil Hitler. the uniformed soldiers said

Wario and Waluigi started the car engine as they skipped the line of cars

Ten hut. the uniformed leader said

Wario and Waluigi drove past the crowd of people while the Illinois Nazis jumped into the river under the bridge as Wario and Waluigi continue to drive off and the people were happy that the Illinois Nazis got what they deserved

Gruppenfuhrer? the uniformed leader said

Yes, sir? Gruppenfuhrer said

Gruppenfuhrer, get that car's license plate number. the uniformed leader said

License plate number? Gruppenfuhrer said

Yes. We're gonna kill that son of a bitch. the uniformed leader said

Wario and Waluigi were driving into another town while a band was playing a song on the streets of town

(Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.)

(Mmm hmph.)

It looks like Wario and Waluigi are in another town but where are Matt Guitar Murphy and Blue Lou Marini stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED