Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

by miguelcopier

Wario and Waluigi are two brothers who lived their lives at an orphanage where they were raised. But when they find out that the orphanage is closing they decide to sing some blues to raise money and save the orphanage from closing. But when they get into trouble with the law things get a little complicated. Will they seize the day or serve hard time?

20. Chapter 20

Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 20

After convincing Mr. Fabulous to join the band again Wario and Waluigi needed to get Matt Guitar Murphy and Blue Lou Marini to come back as well but before they could find them they needed to get out of a little predicament

The next morning a crowd of people was angrily screaming at a group of uniformed people while their leader was speaking on a microphone

White men. White women. The swastika is calling you. the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

The sacred and ancient symbol of your race since the beginning of time. the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

The jew is using the black as muscle against you. the uniformed leader said

As the police tried to prevent a riot the crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

And you are left there, helpless. the uniformed leader said

Fuck you. the man said

Excuse me? the uniformed leader said

Why don't you go back to where you belong? the man said

What are you gonna do about it, Whitey? the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

Just sit there? the uniformed leader said

Go back to where you came from. the second man said

Of course not. the uniformed leader said

Son of a bitch. the third man said

You are going to join with us. the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

The members of the American Socialist White People's Party. the uniformed leader said

The crowd of people continued to angrily scream at the group of uniformed people while their leader continued to speak on the microphone

An organization of decent, law-abiding white folk just like you. the uniformed leader said

Blow it out your ass, you bastards. the woman said

Go to hell. the second woman said

The scene zooms out as a bunch of cars are waiting in line because of the uniformed people

I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler. the uniformed leader said

I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler. the uniformed soldiers said

The immortal leader of our race. the uniformed leader said

The immortal leader of our race. the uniformed soldiers said

To the order of for which he stands the uniformed leader said

And to the order of for which he stands the uniformed soldiers said

One great cause. the uniformed leader said

One great cause. the uniformed soldiers said

Sacred and invincible. the uniformed leader said

Sacred and invincible. the uniformed soldiers said

Wario and Waluigi were waiting in line along with the rest of the people

What's going on? Wario said

I don't know. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Maybe it's something big. Waluigi said

I'm gonna ask someone here. Is that okay with you? Wario said

Go for it. Waluigi said

Wario saw a police officer walking by and called out to him

Hey. Wario said

What is it, sir? the police officer said

What's going on? Wario said

Those bums won their court case, so they're marching today. the police officer said

What bums? Wario said

The fucking Nazi Party. the police officer said

The police officer then left while Waluigi realized something

Wait a minute. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Illinois Nazis. Waluigi said

Illinois Nazis? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

I hate Illinois Nazis. Wario said

So what do we do then? Waluigi said

Punch it. Wario said

Punch it? Waluigi said

Yeah. Punch it. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Heil Hitler. the uniformed leader said

Heil Hitler. the uniformed soldiers said

Wario and Waluigi started the car engine as they skipped the line of cars

Ten hut. the uniformed leader said

Wario and Waluigi drove past the crowd of people while the Illinois Nazis jumped into the river under the bridge as Wario and Waluigi continue to drive off and the people were happy that the Illinois Nazis got what they deserved

Gruppenfuhrer? the uniformed leader said

Yes, sir? Gruppenfuhrer said

Gruppenfuhrer, get that car's license plate number. the uniformed leader said

License plate number? Gruppenfuhrer said

Yes. We're gonna kill that son of a bitch. the uniformed leader said

Wario and Waluigi were driving into another town while a band was playing a song on the streets of town

(Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.)

(Mmm hmph.)

(Haw. Haw. Haw. Haw.)

(Hey. Hey. Yeah.)

(Come on home, babe.)

(Oh, come on home.)

(Oh, come on home.)

(Come on home to me, babe.)

(I love you.)

(I love you.)

(Come on.)

(Come on.)

(Come on.)

(Oh, come on home.)

(Come on, i love ya.)

(Hold me.)

Wario and Waluigi continued to search for the place where Matt Guitar Murphy and Blue Lou Marini were while the band continued to play their song

(I know.)

(I love you.)

(I love you.)

(Look out.)

(When she walk that walk.)

(And talk that talk.)

Wario and Waluigi continued to search for the place where Matt Guitar Murphy and Blue Lou Marini were while the band continued to play their song

(And whisper in my ear.)

(Tell me that she love me.)

(I love that talk.)

(That baby talk.)

(When she talk like that.)

(I can't take it like that.)

(Haw. Haw. Haw. Haw.)

(Hey. Hey. Yeah.)

(Come on home, pretty babe.)

Wario and Waluigi parked their car somewhere and got out they walked and stood next to a cafe as they watched the band play their song

(Walk your walk.)

(Talk your talk.)

(Talk your talk, baby.)

(Talk.)

They're pretty good. Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

After the band finished their song Wario and Waluigi went inside the cafe

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That was Boom Boom, the one that i wrote, back in the 50s. the man said

No, you didn't. the random man said

Was such a big hit. the man said

No, you didn't. the random man said

It was. the man said

No, you didn't. No, you didn't. the random man said

I wrote Boom Boom. I wrote Boom Boom. the man said

Wario and Waluigi were walking inside the cafe and then sat down as a waitress approached them

Can i help you, boys? the waitress said

You got any white bread? Waluigi said

Yes. the waitress said

I'll have some toasted white bread, please. Waluigi said

You want butter or jam on that toast, honey? the waitress said

No, ma'am. Dry. Waluigi said

Right. And you? the waitress said

Do you have any fried chicken? Wario said

Best damn chicken in the state. the waitress said

Bring me four fried chickens and a coke. Wario said

You want chicken wings or chicken legs? the waitress said

Four fried chickens and a coke. Wario said

And some dry white toast, please. Waluigi said

Do you all want anything to drink with that? the waitress said

No, ma'am. Waluigi said

A coke. Wario said

Be up in a minute. the waitress said

The waitress went into the kitchen and approached two men who were cooking

Hey Matt? the waitress said

What is it? Matt said

You'll never believe this. the waitress said

Believe what? Matt said

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. the waitress said

Say what? Matt said

Wow it looks like Wario and Waluigi are about to meet up with Matt Guitar Murphy and Blue Lou Marini very soon stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED