Time for some classic folklore monsters in the world of original Disney characters for this second story.
Enjoy!
In the suburban town of Spoonerville, Sora stood outside a house belonging to his anthropomorphic friend Goofy before breaking the fourth wall.
"Many anthropomorphic toon animals reside and live out their lives through their daily routines. In towns like Hotdog Hills, Duckburg, St. Canard, and Spoonerville. They're also the home of many iconic characters, including my friends Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy Goof, Pluto, and many more. They and their friends live around here to escape the Royal Life of Disney Castle for a little while, to get away from the pressures of the Royal Life. And one day, the Goofy and his son Max had invited their friends over as a special guest was coming to dinner. But little did any of them, especially the Goofs, know that something their guest would bring would bring about one spooky and crazy night..."
Inside the house, Max was helping Goofy set up the table.
Goofy wore a lime green t-shirt, brown vest, green shorts, and his signature brown shoes. (1)
Max wore a red t-shirt, blue pants, and light blue and white sneakers. (2)
"So how's your little girlfriend doin' Maxie?" Goofy asked, gathering some plates.
"Roxanne's doing just fine dad." Max replied, deciding either between paper or plastic cups. He chose plastic. "She's out visiting her grandparents. Hopefully they can tell her dad to take it easy these days."
"Aw I get why he's like that. He cares for his little girl." said Goofy. "Just like I do with you!"
Max rolled his eyes good-naturedly. "Not so little anymore Dad." he said as he set the cups around.
"By the way Max, head of the table's being saved for your great-grandpappy!" Goofy said.
"Yeah? Which one?" Max asked.
"Captain Goofbeard! That's who!" Goofy replied.
Max was surprised. "Our pirate captain relative? He's coming here?" Max asked.
Goofy nodded. "Uh huh. He's come back from a treasure huntin' adventure! And he wants to show us all some purty nifty valuables! A=hyuck!"
"Well that does sound fun," said Max. "So what's for dinner anyways?"
"I made all of us some nifty steak!" Goofy replied, holding up a tray… of burnt steak. "Wanted to make it extra crispy!"
Max deadpanned at his dad's goofy antics. "Right. I'll just speed dial the butcher shop." he said.
Max went to the phone and pressed one of their many speed dial buttons. "Hey, it's me. Dad burnt the steak again. You know the drill."
As if on cue, a butcher truck came up. A male stork in a delivery outfit handed Max an order of steaks.
"Try not to torch the place alright? It's a cool house and I'd hate to see the finest meat go to waste." he said.
"Right. Thanks Felix. Tell the fam we said hi." said Max, handing the money to him.
Later the steaks were on a large plate in the center of the table when the doorbell rang.
"Oh boy! They're here!" Goofy cheered.
Goofy opened the door and his friends stepped in, all dressed up for the summer and carrying their own contributions to the dinner.
Mickey wore a black vest with white lining zipped halfway, two yellow buttons near the bottom, a black short-sleeved undershirt with white-lined color scheme as his vest with red cuffs, baggy red pants with white lined pockets, front pant legs pulled up slightly by elastic, blue straps, yellow shoes, with the tips and lower halves black and white soles, and two blue straps that intersect over the top of each shoe. (3)
Minnie wore a black shirt with a blue skirt, blue heels, and a sparkly blue bow. (4)
Donald wore a blue Hawaiian shirt with red flowers. (5)
Daisy wore a long sleeveless pink dress, black high-heeled shoes with bows on them and matching ankle bands. Her hair was styled in a sort of fluffy, soft, and swirly kind of way with a ribbon bow tied around it. (6)
Clarabelle wore a long blue sleeveless dress, a gold necklace, and gold heels. (7)
The six of them walked into the house, followed by Pluto, who's head Max affectionately rubbed.
"Hey you all made it!" Goofy cheered.
"Of course we did Goofy!" Mickey smiled. "What are friends for?"
"Oh yes! Why wouldn't we come over for a delightful summer dinner?" Minnie giggled.
"So where's everyone else? Out of curiosity?" Max asked as he closed the door.
"The boys are with Grandma on the farm." said Donald, setting down some salad.
"The girls are with my Aunt Drusilla." Daisy said as she poured some sparkling water.
"And Figaro's with Melody and Minnie today." Minnie said, setting down some cocktail weenies. "He wasn't feeling well."
"Oh I'm sure he'll get better soon." said Clarabelle, buttering up a biscuit. "So when does your grandpappy get here Goofy?"
"Oh he should be here pretty soon." said Goofy, glancing at a coo-coo clock.
The clock struck 6 and there was a knock at the door.
"There he is!" Goofy grinned happily.
He opened the door and in stepped an older version of Goofy with gray bushy eyebrows and a beard tied with three green bows, wearing a pirate outfit consisting of an orange jacket with yellow lining, an olive green pirate hat with a white skull and bones and lining, a red bandana on his head, a teal shirt with a brown belt slung across the chest, a red sash around the waist, blue pants, brown boots with gold buckles, and a cream tie.
"Grandpappy!" Goofy cheered, hugging his grandfather.
"Ahoy there Goofy my grandson!" Goofbeard grinned as he hugged back. "Good to see ya matey! Now where's my great-grandson?"
"Right here Great-Grandpa." Max smiled as he hugged his great-grandfather.
"We're so glad you could make it after your treasure hunt!" Goofy smiled.
"Did you bring any treasure?!" Donald asked excitedly.
"I sure did!" Goofbeard replied as he hauled in a treasure chest and set it in the living room.
Gold dollar signs appeared in Donald's eyes as he attempted to lunge at the treasure but Daisy held him back.
"Oh no you don't Mister!" she said firmly.
Donald pouted. "Aw nuts…"
"So where did you go for your trip?" Clarabelle asked.
"Get me some steak and I'll tell ya!" Goofbeard joked.
Everyone laughed.
"Seriously though, I could use some grub after a long journey." Goofbeard said.
Soon everyone sat down to eat.
"Mm this steak is delicious!" Daisy said after swallowing her bite.
"Finest straight from the shop!" said Max.
"So Grandpappy, what did you find on your little treasure hunt?" Goofy asked his grandpa.
Goofbeard swallowed his meat and set down his silverware. He got up out of his chair and moved over to the chest. He opened it up.
"Won't you all be in for a surprise?" he chuckled.
He set it on his chair. Inside was just a bunch of gold coins, a couple of jewels, and a pearl necklace.
"Oooh!" everyone said in awe.
"Treasure!" Donald said excitedly.
"Where did you find this?" Minnie questioned, batting a cucumber slice to her salad bowl.
"There I was, sailing along the oceans near Thailand." Goofbeard said, moving his arms around for drama. "I discovered a small island that oddly enough wasn't on the map. Probably lost to time since no one in town mentioned of its existence."
"That does sound odd." Mickey commented, sipping his water.
"It didn't matter to me. I had to see what was lying there as I heard tales." Goofbeard continued. "According to them, pirates from the 1600's had been asked to hide some priceless artifacts for some rich Scottish monarchs to hide from invaders. One had a connection in Thailand but thought it would be too obvious to bury it in the main country. Landed on the isle and began digging. Took me only 5 minutes to dig up the booty and was able to pull it out with ease."
"That exercise disk we got you for your birthday help ya?" Max asked.
Goofbeard chuckled heartily. "You betcha! Now here is all the coins jewels and that there fancy necklace. But I did find something that was probably hidden down deep in the chest in there."
"What was it?" Clarabelle asked.
Goofbeard dug through the coins and pulled out a large blue diamond the size of Mickey and Minnie's heads.
"Ooh!" everyone said in awe.
"What is that?" asked Donald, eyes gleaming from the diamond's shininess.
"They call it… the Shapeshift Stone." Goofbeard said mysteriously. "No one knows how it is supposed to start off, but they say it's supposed to turn you into a creature of the night."
"Are you sure?" Clarabelle asked. "It looks like a regular diamond."
Goofbeard shrugged. "Suppose so. But no one knows how it's powers are supposed to be unleashed." he said. "But what I do know is that it's going to the museum first thing tomorrow."
"Are you sure you don't want Uncle Scrooge to take it off your hands?" Donald asked.
"I admire your uncle's work, Donald." Goofbeard said. "But given all the mystic stuff he already has, both in his garage and other bin, I ain't gonna burden him with much more."
"Ok if you say so." Mickey shrugged.
"Anyways, I'm gonna be going in the morning." Goofbeard said as he set the chest to the side. "Anyways, back to dinner!"
And everyone talked as they ate.
That night, the Goofs were all getting ready for bed as their friends had gone home. They were in their pajamas.
"Alright, I'm hitting the hay." Max yawned as he went to his room.
Goofbeard was about to head to the couch when Goofy ran up.
"Oh no need to sleep on the old couch Grandpappy." Goofy smiled. "You can take my bed!"
"Are you sure grandson?" Goofbeard asked.
"You're our guest! A-hyuck!" Goofy chuckled. "And I can handle an old couch! After all, before Maxie was born I used to party all Saturday night and sleep downstairs before sleeping in Sunday morning!"
Goofbeard chuckled. "Alright you've convinced me. Goodnight Goofy."
"Good night Grandpappy! And don't let those bedbugs bite!" Goofy said as he walked downstairs before turning back. "By the way, there's a rumor that bedbugs are going around."
The pirate shrugged. "I've slept through worse."
Later that night, all three Goofs were sound asleep.
Goofy snored away on the couch, snuggled under a green blanket and held a teddy bear close.
But as he slept, the moonlight shined down through the house's back sliding door… onto the Shapeshift Stone. It glowed a bright green before a light suddenly struck Goofy. But the toon dog was so sound asleep he didn't feel anything.
Which meant he didn't feel himself suddenly begin to change, the process wrecking his pajamas. His teeth grew longer and sharper, his fit began to grow all shaggy and messy, his tiny tail burst out of his pajama bottoms and grew fluffier, and his eyes suddenly shot open and became blood red.
The transformation was complete. Goofy fell off the couch and began to move. His pants were coated with soft growls that began to grow louder. He lurched up unexpectedly and looked up at the moon. He ran up to it and began to scratch at the sliding door. Goofy suddenly howled.
"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The unexpected howl woke Max and Goofbeard up.
"What the heck?.." Max mumbled, rubbing his eyes as he glanced at his Powerline alarm clock. "Who's howling at 1 in the morning…?"
Max slipped on his Bugs Bunny slippers and walked into the hall. Goofbeard was in the hall as well, wearing Roger Rabbit bunny slippers.
"Howl wake you up too great-grandson?" Goofbeard yawned.
"Yeah, for a second I thought it was you." Max said, smacking his lips as he tried to get awake. "Wonder if Dad heard one of our ancient ancestors of distant cousins wake everyone in town up."
Suddenly they heard growing and stuff being knocked over downstairs.
"What was that?" Max asked.
"Sounds like an intruder." Goofbeard said with narrowed eyes. "Stay behind me and get ready to call the cops."
Max nodded as he followed his great-grandfather downstairs.
When they reached the bottom, they heard growling and panting.
"Did you two get a dog?" Goofbeard randomly asked.
Max deadpanned at him. "No, Dad would've told you Day 1." he said. "And Mickey took Pluto home."
The college boy turned on his phone's flashlight. He shined it around the living room until he saw a shadow move towards the kitchen.
"Hello?" Max nervously asked. "Dad? Are you there?"
His response was more growling. Goofbeard narrowed his eyes as walked near the kitchen. They began to hear munching noises and a lot of growling in between.
"Did a dog break into the house?" Max nervously whispered.
"I don't think that's a dog…" Goofbeard said mysteriously as he grabbed Max's phone and shined the light on the creature.
The creature jumped and turned around… to reveal Goofy as a wolf.
Max and Goofbeard gasped.
"Holy swashbucklers!" Goofbeard exclaimed.
"It's a wolf!" Max exclaimed. "How did it get inside?!"
"Hold on Max… something's familiar about this wolf." Goofbeard said with narrowed eyes as he looked closer. "Hold the ship bow… Max, look at what it's wearing!"
Max looked closer and gasped. "What the-those are Dad's pajamas." He froze. "Hold on… DAD?!"
"It looks like it!" Goofbeard said. "I don't know how, but somehow he's a werewolf!"
"But how?!" Max cried.
Suddenly, Were-Goofy growled and began to crawl towards them menacingly. His claws scratched the floor as he drew closer.
Max nervously stepped backwards. "Hey hey hey Dad… it's me…" he tried to say.
"Grandson, stand down boy." Goofbeard said to his transformed grandson. "Don't you try to-"
Were-Goofy growled and lunged at his grandfather. Goofbeard grabbed him by the front legs and tried to hold him off.
"Dad no!" Max shouted jumping back from the fight as Were-Goofy managed to knock Goofbeard to the ground and they began to wrestle.
"Get upstairs Max! I've handled creatures during my treasure hunting escapades all the time!" Goofbeard shouted as he tried to prevent Were-Goofy from clawing his eyes off.
"Be careful, that's my dad and your grandson!" Max shouted.
"I know that!" Goofbeard yelled back as he dodged a claw swipe from Were-Goofy.
He showed the werewolf off of him as he landed on the ground. Were-Goofy got up and jumped off the couch and tried to pounce on the pirate. Goofbeard grabbed the fire poker and held it out.
"Goofy snap out of it!" Goofbeard said. "I'm not hiring you!"
Were-Goofy growled and bit on the fire poker, snapping it in half with his jaws.
"Oh dear." Goofbeard paled.
Were-Goofy jumped at him but the pirate ducked out of the way. Were-Goofy knocked over stuff on the shelves and tables and tore up the couch with his claws as he ran after his pirate grandpa.
"Oh, so you wanna play, you mangy mutt?" scowled Goofbeard. "Alright me hearty! Let's dance!"
Goofbeard jumped back at his transformed grandson and tried to wrestle him again. He held back Were-Goofy's claws and kicked him off. Were-Goofy tried to bite him, but Goofbeard smacked him in the face with whatever he could use; books, table legs, a lamp, and more.
"Just so you know this hurts me more than you!" Goofbeard apologized.
He kicked the werewolf off of him and grabbed something from the fridge. It was a leftover steak from dinner.
"You wanted this earlier huh? Go on boy get it!" Goofbeard urged as he tossed it.
Were-Goofy licked his lips and jumped at the steak and caught it in his jaws. But in the process, he crashed through the back doors and tore it to pieces. He howled at the moon and ran off into the night, crashing through the fences in the neighbor's yards.
"Oh dear…" Goofbeard muttered as Max came downstairs.
"Great-Grandpa, what happened? What the heck is going on?" Max asked. "How did my Dad end up like a freaking werewolf?!"
"I have no idea Maxie." Goofbeard said, scratching the side of his head. "I mean it's not like our bloodline is descended from werewolves or we're cursed or-"
He froze when his eyes laid upon the Shapeshift Stone.
"Oh no… of course! The Shapeshift Stone!" he exclaimed, picking it up.
"Wait, that thing turned my dad into a werewolf?!" Max exclaimed.
"Yes! And I think I know how!" Goofbeard said as he gazed out at the full moon. "The moon light shining down on the diamond must've activated its power."
"So in a way, Dad turned into a werewolf thanks to the moon." Max surmised.
"And he wasn't even born or cursed that way." Goofbeard added. His face turned serious. "We have to find him. He could get himself and many others hurt as an unstable werewolf. And we gotta change him back."
"What happens if we don't change him back?" Max asked worriedly.
"He'll be stuck that way if the diamond never reverses its spell." Goofbeard replied.
Max nodded, pulling out his keys. "I'll drive." he said determinedly.
After dressing up in their regular daytime clothes, the Goofs got into Max's car and the youngest of the two drove them down the road. Goofbeard had set the Shapeshift Stone in the back.
"So what should we be on the lookout for?" Max asked.
"Howling, screaming, growling, maybe some crashing." Goodbeard said, using his telescope to look out into the neighborhood.
As if on cue, they began to hear screaming and crashing noises from a house.
"WOLF! A FREAKING WOLF!" shouted a man.
"IT'S EATING MY TURKEY!" shouted a woman.
Suddenly, Were-Goofy burst out of the window and landed on some bushes. He howled loudly, the sound echoing across the street.
"There he is!" Max shouted, driving towards him.
But Were-Goofy burst through another window into a house as more screams sounded out.
"WOLF! THERE'S A WOLF IN THE HOUSE!" shouted another woman.
"GET OUT OF OUR-AAAAAAHHHHH!" shouted another man as a scuffle could be heard.
"Oh geez." Max winced.
Were-Goofy burst through the door with a ham in his maw. He tore it to shreds while eating it and then ran down the road again.
"After him!" Goofbeard yelled.
Max slammed on the gas pedal and sped down the road.
Were-Goofy was about to head into another house when Max honked his horn.
"Dad! Stop! You're scaring people!" Max shouted.
Were-Goofy snarled and lunged at the car. Max yelped and swerved to avoid his werewolf-turned-father from crashing through the windshield. He got out of the way just in time as Were-Goofy crashed into a mailbox. He snarled and chomped on it with his teeth.
A scarlet macaw exited his house in his bathrobe. "Hey what's going on out here!?" he yelled.
Were-Goofy turned and growled at him.
"...Backing off." the macaw said as he went back inside his house and slammed the door, multiple knocking noises were heard.
Just as Were-Goofy was about to go back to mailbox chomping, Max suddenly hit him with the car, knocking him into a stop sign.
"Oh no Dad!" Max gasped in horror. "I'm so sorry!"
"It's alright Max, werewolves have super strength!" Goofbeard said as he jumped out of the car.
He ran over and grabbed his unconscious werewolf grandson.
"Maxie, the diamond!" he called.
Max snapped out of his shock. "Huh? Oh right, right, duh, on it!"
He jumped out and grabbed the diamond and ran over.
"Gotta aim just right…" Max said as he made sure to get the stone under the moonlight. "And… got it!"
The diamond began to glow and Max aimed it at Were-Goofy… when it suddenly stopped.
"Huh? What happened?!" Max cried in confusion.
"Uh… I think I know!" Goofbeard said, pointing up.
Max turned back and saw that clouds had moved in front of the moon.
"Aw crud." Max paled.
Suddenly, Were-Goofy woke up and snarled. He thrashed Goofbeard all around, making him yell in pain.
"Hey get off him!" Max yelled when suddenly Were-Goofy attacked him next. He then ran down the street and broke into another house, causing more people to scream in fright, followed by crashing noises.
Max and Captain Goofbeard stood with torn clothes, messed up fur, and dazed expressions.
"Well that was unpleasant." Goofbeard murmured.
"Now I know how owners of aggressive cats feel." Max muttered. "What do we do now?"
"We have to catch your dad and hold him until the clouds move and the moon can shine down again." Goofbeard replied. "It won't be easy…"
Max looked determined. "Well we have to try." he said. "That's my dad out there. And I;m not gonna let some diamond curse keep him that way for however long it's supposed to friggin' last!"
Goofbeard chuckled. "Ha ha! Love that determination of yours, great-grandson! Come on! Let's go find your pop!"
Were-Goofy burst out of the house and ripped up bacon he swiped from the fridge in his jaw. He then ran down the street.
The two Goofs dusted themselves off and hopped back into Max's car. Max slammed his foot on the gas pedal and raced down the street after his transformed father.
Out of town, Were-Goofy tore into the last of the bacon he swiped from the house. He munched it noisily, swallowed, and burped loudly. Were-Goofy howled as he ran into the forest.
As he walked around, the werewolf saw a family of raccoons go into their home in a hollow tree. Were-Goofy growled as he slowly approached them. The raccoons looked up and gasped at the sight of the werewolf. The father got ready to fight as the mother shielded her two baby raccoons.
But before Were-Goofy could attack or manual them, a car horn sounded out and headlights suddenly blinded him.
Max and Goofbeard raced up in the car.
"Found him!" Max shouted.
"Not so fast Goofy!" Goofbeard said as he hopped out. He looked past him. "And leave those raccoons alone!"
Were-Goofy growled and barked as he charged at the pirate. But Goofbeard was ready to hold his own this time. He socked Were-Goofy in the jaw as the werewolf thrashed at his legs. But the old pirate was undeterred as he headlocked Were-Goofy. The creature snarled as it tried to claw his face, but Goofbeard held him back by the arms and headbutted the wolf. Goofbeard then threw him off as he crashed into a bush. Were-Goofy scowled and growled loudly as he charged at Goofbeard, only for Max to tackle him to the grass.
"Oh no! That ain't happening!" Max shouted.
Were-Goofy growled back and swiped at his non-transformed son, but Max dodged it and socked him in the face. Were-Goofy attempted to bite him, but Max narrowly dodged the sharp teeth and grabbed a fallen tree branch and shoved it into Were-Goofy's jaw. The werewolf snapped the branch in half and tried scratching Max, only managing to tear his clothes. Max shoved him off and tried to pin him down to restrain him, but Were-Goofy kicked him off with both hind legs.
Max landed against the tree.
"Agh my back!" he winced.
Max paled when he saw Were-Goofy run at him, jaw open and drooling.
"Dad, NO!" Max shouted.
Suddenly, Goofbeard tackled Were-Goofy out of the way and tried to hold him tight.
"Great-Grandpa!" Max exclaimed.
"It's alright Maxie, I got him!" Goofbeard shouted as he struggled to hold the werewolf tight. Were-Goofy struggled and tried to break free, making Goofbeard stumble around to hold him. "Strong feller, ain't ya?" he mocked.
Max then saw the clouds begin to move, the moon beginning to show.
"The moon!" Max gasped as he got up and ran for the car. "Hold him tighter!" he shouted.
"I'm… tryin'!" Goofbeard yelled back.
Max snatched the Shapeshift Stone out of his car and ran back towards his dad and great-grandpa.
At that moment, Were-Goofy broke free, turned back, and snarled at Goofbeard, ready to attack him again.
"HEY!"
Were-Goofy turned back towards Max.
"This werewolf stuff ends NOW!" Max shouted as he held the diamond up.
Were-Goofy growled and attempted to run at Max to attack him. But at the same time, the clouds parted and the moon was completely visible. The moonlight shone onto the Shapeshift Stone and it began to glow green once more. Green light burst from the stone and struck Were-Woofy, making him freeze in the air. His claws and sharp teeth retracted, his wolf tail shrunk, his fur stopped being messy, and his eyes stopped glowing.
Max and Goofbeard watched as Goofy returned to normal. The green glow stopped and Goofy landed on the ground.
Max put the diamond back in his car as he and Goofbeard approached the weary Goofy.
"Gawrsh… my head…" Goofy groaned, feeling worn out.
"Dad?" Max asked.
"Goofy?" Goofbeard asked. "Are you… you?"
"I think so…" Goofy managed to say. "Why? Did I change my name?"
Max and Goofbeard beamed as they hugged Goofy.
"DAD!" Max said happily.
"Aw come here you two!" Goofbeard smiled as he hugged them both.
Goofy was surprised but leaned into the hug from his son and grandpa.
The next morning, after getting several more hours of sleep, Max and Goofbeard sat beside Goofy in the living room on the couch. Goofy was wrapped in a blanket while having some chicken noodle soup. They also put construction tape over the back door to be repaired later.
At that moment, Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Clarabelle, and Pluto arrived.
"Max emailed us everything." Mickey said as he looked at Goofy in concern. "How are you feeling Goofy?"
"Tired, sore, and all that howling and chomping messed up my throat and stomach." Goofy muttered. "I'm gonna be resting here for a while…"
"Yeah and the ACME Construction team is gonna have a field day with all the houses Dad broke into as a werewolf." Max added.
"Do they know it was Goofy?" Minnie asked.
"All they do know is that it was some creature of the night that burst into their homes." Goofbeard replied.
"I'm just glad Goofy's ok!" Clarabelle said as she hugged him. She paused. "Oh and you two as well." she added.
"I'm surprised you didn't call us to help." Donald remarked. "I would've used my mage magic to pin him down!"
"And while I don't like hurting my friends, my Keyblade could've helped too." Mickey added.
"Yeah but it was late at night and we had no time to lose." Max replied.
"Fellers I'm so sorry I almost hurt you." Goofy said sadly. "I can't even imagine being responsible for doing something so horrible. Or-" Goofy gulped. "Even worse…" he shuddered.
Goofbeard patted his back. "This fiasco was not your fault Goofy." he said gently. "I'm the one who brought that diamond here to begin with."
"But you didn't know its powers would activate from the moonlight." Daisy said.
"Yes but as a professional pirate, I need to be more careful with the treasure I find and have in my care, no matter how big or small." Goofbeard sighed. "I should've been more careful and kept it in the chest with it closed."
"Hey we all make mistakes." Max said. "And we learn from them."
"And we're always there to help you do so!" added Mickey.
Pluto licked Goofy's face affectionately. "Aw thanks fellers." he smiled. "And Max? Grandpappy? Thanks for saving me from scaring everybody… And making a mess… And almost eating you and innocent raccoons."
"Hey no problem Dad. Us Goofs gotta stick together thick and thin." Max smiled.
"Especially when we get cursed." chuckled Goofbeard.
"So… what's gonna happen with the Shapeshifter Diamond thing?" Clarabelle asked.
Goofbeard picked it up. "This thing is too dangerous to be in the public view." he frowned. "After I take the rest of the treasure to the museum - outside of my own cut - I'm gonna find a more secure place for it. Not sure if it can be destroyed."
"Good idea. Who knows what would happen if it's wrecked." Mickey nodded. "Either nothing happens or it's cursed magic goes all willy-nilly."
"Uncle Scrooge can take it off your hands!" Donald piped in. "He can keep it in The Other Bin. It doesn't have a roof window for moonlight"
"Haha! Thanks Donald!" Goofbeard grinned.
Daisy looked up to the sky. "Makes you wonder what else the moon is capable of." she commented.
"Who knows, toots. Who knows." Donald shrugged.
As they talked and helped Goofy get better from his cursed werewolf spree, none of them noticed that above the back door, embedded in the wall was a small clock. And above the 12 was a hidden camera.
F.O.W.L. HQ:
In the meeting room, the Buzzard brothers were watching everything transpire from the camera. Behind them at the table were agents Black Heron, Steelbeak, Gandra Dee, Phantom Blot, Taraus Bulba, and Jeeves, the latter holding a still cryogenically frozen John D. Rockerduck.
"So remind me again why we're watching the goofiest family on Earth again?" said Phantom Blot.
"This kind of destruction that gem diamond displayed here turned that goofball of the king and queen's captain into a more powerful being than we could've imagined." Bradford replied.
"Quite so. His pirate grandfather truly had no idea what he found on his trip." nodded Bentley.
"While he may not be the brightest, Captain Goofy has proven himself to be a decent threat to F.O.W.L." said Buford.
"What, just because he survived a rock to the head?" Heron scoffed.
"A boulder to be precise, Heron." Bradford corrected as he and his brothers faced their agents. "But this kind of power could be useful."
"Aren't we already that powerful enough?" Heron asked.
"Yes I've experimented with all kinds of magic I've taken before." said Blot.
"Only for future reference." Bradford replied. "If it can turn to most clumsy and dimwitted person on the planet dangerous and wild, it could be useful to us when we begin our reign."
"How much longer until we do?" Heron asked.
"All in due time Agent Heron." Bradford said to his first F.O.W.L. agent. "All in due time… discussion adjourned."
Bentley switched off the monitor. With that, all the current agents left the room. Bradford was the last one to leave, closing the door with a cloud clang that echoed through the meeting room.
Sora stood outside Goofy's house watching the Goofs and their friends comfort their clumsy yet lovable friend. He then shifted his gaze to the fourth wall.
"Cursed objects can do all sorts of wacky things. Even turning the most goofy characters into blood-thirsty monsters of the night. And that was what befell my friend Goofy that night. He was lucky to have his son and grandpa were there to bring him back to the night. Moral of the story, be careful about what you find on your journeys. You may never know what's cursed until it's too late... that is, unless you have good people in your life to keep you from becoming a creature of the night..."
(Monster Mash sung by Goofy plays)
CAST
Bill Farmer as Goofy and Pluto
Dick Van Dyke as Captain Goofbeard
Jason Marsden as Max
Frank Welker as Were-Goofy
Bret Iwan as Mickey Mouse
Kaitlyn Robrock as Minnie Mouse
Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck
Tress MacNeille as Daisy Duck
April Winchell as Clarabelle Cow and Black Heron
Marc Evan Jackson as Bradford, Bentley, and Buford Buzzard
Giancarlo Esposito as Phantom Blot
Haley Joel Osment as Sora
Additional voices:
Eric Bauza
Chris Diamantopoulos
Tress MacNeille
Dawnn Lewis
Kevin Michael Richardson
April Winchell
Yes this is canon to my Kingdom Hearts stories. It takes place between II and Coded. The characters are escaping the royal life for a little while.
Anyways, hope you liked it and I'll see you all soon!
(1) A Goofy Movie
(2) An Extremely Goofy Movie
(3) Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
(4) Mickey Mouse Works - Mickey's Mistake
(5) Quack Pack
(6) 2017 DuckTales
(7) House of Mouse