Caption America, Caption Yellow Jackroo and Robin Hood
Summary: Green Arrow may have hit his head and Caption America is looking for that war while a new Caption is trying to get the head out that these two are a thing.
"Is it dead?"wondered the man dressed in yellow from head to toe.
"He's a man tapped in ice. I'm fairly sure he's dead," yelled the man dressed in green.
"I'm sure he's alive."
The man dressed in green pointed his arrow at the large piece of ice cube. It did nothing.
"Nah, shit he's dead."
"He's alive and in ten seconds from now he's going to start mumbling in his sleep," said the man in yellow.
"He really won't," said the one with the arrows.
"He really well."
"He really won't."
An unknown voice started to count down. One.
"He really won't."
Two…
"I'll give you a bet."challenged the man in green.
"A bet," said the one in yellow.
Three…
"Yes. A bet."
"A bet," splat the man in yellow. "On what matter?"
Four… said the unknown man at this rate for the writer logic was strange.
Five…
"A bet that this man won't wake up," said the man.
Six…
"And who the heck are you?"asked the man in yellow.
Seven…
"I thought you would know by now. For you see. I am the wonderful, and great Robin Hood."
Eight…
"You look like Green Arrow."
He stamped his foot and broke an arrow with his bear hands which was quite a feet for the arrow was made from oak wood, a strong firm of wood indeed.
"Dude, I'm Robin Hood now.
Nine…
"Did you knock your head on your quiver?"
The ice crack opened and out popped a man in blue holding a shield and all he was none other than the great Caption America.
"Where's the war?"he asked in a rush.
"That way three blocks south, to the right passed the large lake you'll never miss it," said the man in yellow.
And, off the Great Captain America went running for his life heading south while unknown to him there was no war for this was peaceful times and Caption Yellow Jack a roo was being a prick to the world.
"There's a war?"said Green Arrow who was now deemed as Robin Hood. "Never fear I am here to save the day!"
He went out with a battle cry and ran off to the south leaving the new hero in his wake.
"I'm a Caption too," said the man in yellow. "The name Yellow Jack a roo in case anyone was asking."
All he heard was two idiots battle cry in the far distance.
"I'm from Australia. Funny shape land to some, to some," he spelt out. "Jackass."