It was a bright morning in Konoha and everyone was going about their business per usual.
"Naruto, get back here!"
Especially Naruto and the chunin that were after him.
Naruto was jumping around the rooftops as if it was a simple walk in the park. He dropped to the street level and grabbed a flower from a window sill before back to the rooftops. He twirled it in his hands before he frowned. "They need to use a different type of soil." He stared at it for another few seconds before he opened his mouth and bit down on the petals. "Hmm….. and they need to stop using so much water." He was brought out of his musing when a pair of kunai flew past him with a net attached to them. He soon found himself stuck on the wall in an alley.
The three chunin landed in front of the boy with smiles on their faces.
The first chunin took a step forward. "After all this time, we finally got you."
The second chunin nodded. "You're gonna pay for what you did."
The third chunin crossed his arms. "There is no way you can escape us this time."
Naruto looked at the three chunin with fear in his eyes. "What do you plan on doing to me?"
The first chunin chuckled as he stepped closer and pointed at the boy's face. "We are gonna have our revenge."
"You three should really stop talking to yourselves. It makes people wonder what's wrong with you."
The three looked to their left to see Naruto walking nonchalantly on the street them with his arms behind his head. They stared owlishly at the boy for a few seconds before they turned to the net to see that it was empty.
"How did he get out!"
"Who cares?! Get him!"
The three lifted their arms and leg before running to the exit of the alley, only to slam into a wall. The wall fell to reveal that it was a wooden wall painted to look like the street. Behind them, everyone looked at the three as if they were idiots.
Further down the street, Naruto chuckled before pulling out a wineglass filled with soda. "I toast to the glorious moon that shines brightly on my fortune." he lifted the glass to the bright blue moon and the glorious stars that sparkled. He blinked to realize what he was looking at and his eyes widened. "I'm EARLY I GOTTA GO!" He tossed the glass over his shoulder and took a step forward, entering the Hokage office. "Afternoon, jiji."
Hiruzen looked up and smiled at the boy. "Ah, Naruto, good to see you, and right on time."
Naruto shrugged as he stepped in. "I try."
Hiruzen nodded as he leaned in his chair. "Well, I remember when your father came during my calls. She always knew the best recipe for pancakes and always said that he would make it for his wife and kid. Then there was the time he would always quack as if he was a dog."
Naruto rolled his eyes before he walked up to the old man. "As much as I like to listen to the day my parents got married on the hill of the Ichiraku mountain with the duck officiating, we should move along….. And the duck's name was Harold." He grabbed the Hokage hat on the man's head before pulling it down to the ground with Hiruzen still inside. He pulled it back up to reveal Hashirama."
"Are you sure the duck's name was Harold? I thought his name was Piggy?"
Naruto thought about it for a second before shaking his head. "Nah." He pulled it back down before bringing it back up to reveal Tobirama. "Nope." he did it again to reveal Minato. "Next." he did it once more to reveal Tsunade. "That works."
Tsunade looked down at Naruto and put her arms on her hips. "Gaki, I told you that you aren't allowed to wear the duck costume."
Naruto shrugged as he flapped his wings and walked over to the pictures of the previous kage. "I do what I want."
Tsunade rolled her eyes and followed him and looked at the pictures. "Why do they keep doing this? They keep ending up in these pictures." She grabbed the one with Minato and began to shack it with the image facing the ground. After a few good shakes, Minato fell out and sat on the ground.
Naruto tapped his paw on his head before walking up to the man. He grabbed him by the shoulder before throwing his arm to the side, spinning the man.
Once the spinning stopped, Kushina held her head to get her eyes to stop bouncing around.
"Look, it's my mom!" Naruto did it again, getting Kushina to spin. Once she stopped, he held his four arms toward her. "Look, it's my mom naked."
Kushina stood up before hopping on one leg.
Naruto turned around and walked nonchalantly to the door. He opened the door to walk into the academy classroom.
Anko looked at the door and waved. "You're early. Your class doesn't start until the pig slithers into the mouse hole."
Sasuke stood up from his seat and pointed at Naruto. "You, how dare you show up wearing a cow outfit when it was supposed to be Shino's turn to do it."
"No, shino was supposed to wear a cat outfit while Anko wore a swan's."
Anko frowned as she put her hands on her hips. "I would have but it was too small."
"AAAAHHHHH, it's Sasuke!"
Kushina and Tsunade ran into the room before hearts came out of their heads as they stared at the boy.
Sasuke looked at the two before he sighed. "I told you that my name is Satsuki!"
Sakura came out of her breasts and held up a finger. "Do I have to lecture on the difference between pink and ocean?"
Hinata shook her head before she reached up and grabbed the sun before bringing it to her mouth and taking a bite of the cookie.
"ENOUGH!" Kakashi came in and pointed at Sasuke. "Sasuke, I challenge you to a battle."
Sasuke looked at the two-eyed ninja before smirking. "You dare challenge me to a battle of YOOOOOUUUUUTTTTTTH"
The whole class began to dance to the YMCA
Naruto walked up to Anko and waited for her to get into the Y pose before he reached up, grabbed the doorknob, and walked through her. He came out into Suna and held his hand over his head as it was another downpour.
Temari was using Kankuro as a paddle as she canoed past Naruto with Gara behind her
Gara lifted her own breasts as she watched them bounce.
Temari looked at her sister and grumbled. "I told you that you need to stop using your water jutsu during the rain storm. Every time, your boobs get smaller."
Gara looked at Temari with a frown. "Shut up or I'll kiss you."
Naruto walked past them before lifting the wine glass into the air and taking a drink of the chocolate milk. "Ah, fruity."
Itachi came flying down on a pink mouse and landed in front of Naruto. "What are you doing in Kiri? You know that it is the annual confetti day."
Naruto shrugged. "I just wanted to say hi to Jiraiya as he said he was going to do a tea ceremony."
Itachi shook his head. "You are gonna have to reschedule. The universe needed his help so he transformed into Sailor Corgi and flew off to the wedding."
Naruto nodded as he turned his tricycle and rode off. "I guess I'll throw some fire snow at the large pumpkin."
Itachi watched him leave before he flew off on his dragonfly.
Ino walked out of the shop in front of Naruto and smiled. "Hey, Naruko, where you heading off to?"
Naruko shrugged as she grabbed one of her pigtails and began to eat the cotton candy. "I was heading over to large squirrel as he said that he would eat some chocolate bars."
Ino looked interested as she stopped forward. "Mind if I tag along?"
Naruko nodded. "Sure."
Ino smiled before she sat on the ground in front of the tricycle.
Naruko began to pedal, making sure her tutu didn't get caught in the wheel as the two girls rode off.
They arrived at the large chipmunk and saw he was already drinking the strawberries.
Naruko looked disappointed and spoke up. "I told you that we should have taken the right at Milwaukee.
Shion stood up and held her bouquet of flowers as she dusted off her wedding gown. "We did but we did that loop da loop on courascant.
"We did get those messed up directions from Princess Peach when she said we needed to go to Rohan and make sure we didn't go past the grand line." He grabbed the dragon ball in his pocket before he took a bite of it. "Hmm, tastes like butter."
He took a step and began to walk through the streets of Amity Park. He took another puff from his pipe and hummed to himself before Sona Sitri took the pipe and stuffed it in her breasts. "I told you that you need to stop eating pocky in class."
"I know but it tastes just like apples."
Sona rolled her eyes before kissing him. "You will be punished more severely next time." she did a curtsy in her maid outfit before she skipped along. "I know that your powers of retention, are worse than a warthogs backside."
"Boy."
Naruto looked over his shoulder to see Kratos standing there.
"Make sure you keep your eyes open. We're hunting wabbits." Kratas began to flap his arms as he flew away.
"But it's duck season."
Bam*
Sora held up his keyblade as he shot Issac Clark.
Isaac shook his head before he looked at Naruto. "I'm Batman.
Naruto threw a Pokeball and captured him before he put the ball in his eyeball. Once that was done, he began to swim through the milk river with Tinker Bell playing the violin on his shoulder.
He made it to the door and opened it before taking a seat on Albedo's lap. "I still need to pick up the eggs
End
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If not, why are you here?
Is there a point to this, yeah
I got sick of all the flamers, haters, and nagging guest reviews that complain about my fics being trash. I got one in the morning saying that "the character wouldn't do this.~" "The character would do that instead~" and in the end of the review, said "If I ever find you. I will give you a piece of my mind"
Get off your fucking high horse. It's FANFICTION! FICTION! FAKE! FANMADE! And of a series that isn't even real. Fanfiction is using what is already fiction and making our own stories with it. I get that you like the original story and how the characters act but if you are gonna be a purist about it, why the hell are you reading fanfiction?
The point of this was to make a point. I am the writer, which means that I have the final say about what happens in the story. I get to decide what happens and how the characters react to things. This is the same for all authors of fanfiction. Author of the story has all the power in their story.
If you don't like it, shut up and make your own, where everything is perfect and goes the way you want. If you aren't gonna do that, then go watch the original series and leave us authors alone. All your hate reviews, flames, and high-horse comments just waste time and frankly irritate us.
Not only that, there are those who write fiction as a way to ease stress, get away from reality, and we find it fun. Putting hate comments ruins someone's day, or, if the comment is hurtful enough, could cause IRL issues that ruin EVERYTHING for them.
There something you enjoy doing? Should I tell you that what you are doing is shit and you should just stop altogether and stop being so piss about it?
If you don't want someone to tell you that you are nothing but a waste of space and time, then don't fucking do it to others.
You are not better, you are not great, if anything, those that try to demean others are the ones that need to learn that shit is not about you.
Don't know if I will delete this or not but here is what it is.