Storms.

I… never liked storms. They make it harder to focus on my work. Especially when that work doesn't require time stop. Even then, while time is stopped, I have an overactive imagination. I wonder to myself… What if this storm destroys the Scarlet Devil Mansion as soon as I unfreeze time?

It's not exactly a nice thought, but I can't help it. Ever since that day, I always had to wonder if a threat could come out of nowhere and take over my life.

…By "that day"...

…I mean the day I met Rin Satsuki.

Why are knives so sharp? I've always wondered why they couldn't just be sharp enough to pierce bread. The fact they can pierce humans too is both a blessing and a curse in my case. I mean, it's good to be able to cut easier, but at the same time I don't want to cut myself…

…Or others. Definitely not others.

…What makes blood so red anyway?

Rinnosuke is a weird person. I remember when I first asked him for something. He was a nice person when it came down to it. From what I recall, he screams quite weirdly. Like a girl. Is that because he's a shopkeeper who doesn't exercise that often?

…That might explain why he isn't that great of a runner.

…No, I think he's fit. It's just the knives…

…Well, it's not like I'm doing anything.

Related to what I'm talking about.

So, about tomatoes…

…They're kind of similar to human hearts, aren't they?

I mean, it's not just the red shape, it's kind of similar to the… you know, way the knife goes in. I mean, I'm just saying this because I have experience with it. The mistress is a vampire after all, she has a strict diet. If I said this to a normal person, they would look at me funny. As if I was a serial killer.

That's not really the case though, is it? I'm just making do with what I have been given. I'm more of a cook than a serial killer.

Hm.

…I think he's stopped screaming.

Sorry, I'm talking about a chicken. Please move along.

...

…I don't regret anything.

Thanks for the book, Rinnosuke.