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The next day, Velvette woke up and grabbed her phone, with the dozen pictures her sister sent her of Husk in a onesie. Outside of the door, Vox was about to knock on her door when he hears her snorts and laugh.
"Great, she watching cat videos again... dumb animals." He said, hating cats
"Oh and there's the one for Keekee!"
The sound of snorting came from Velvette's room, as she snorted at the video of Keekee flopping over. Vox growled and started knocking on the door.
"Velvette, I need to talk with you!"
Velvette groans and rolls her eyes. She got up and opened the door.
"What do you want, you flat-faced monitor!"
"We need to talk about you randomly disappearing for multiple days!"
"What's the big deal? Are you two morons incapable of handling anything without me?"
"We're a team, it's suspicious when your team members disappear and hide things!"
Velvette stares at him with an eyebrow raised and a "So fucking what" look.
"Don't give me that look."
"Fine"
She then gave him an angry look.
"Velvette... I need you to be honest with me."
"Oh give me a break! I can't have some quality GIRL time!?"
"Why does it need to be at that hotel?" Vox asked.
"It's free, no one goes there, and the king helps me get good merchandise from the other rings."
"Since when did you have a deal with Lucifer?"
'Since he found out I was his bastard.' Velvette thought.
Obviously Velvette didn't say that, the last thing she needed was people knowing that.
"Well!?"
"Sadly, part of the deal is that I can't tell you. Sorry, not sorry." Velvette said, lying through her teeth.
"Can you put in a good word for me? We could gain more souls with influence in the other rings…"
"You don't want that. One, the sins don't take kindly to that kind of thing. Two, you think that Lucifer hasn't already heard of you and Val? He knows you, and it took EVERYTHING in me to stop him from attempting to kill Val after the whole licking Charlie's arm thing. He does not like you two... he likes me... not you two."
"Aw come ooooon, can't he at least let our app Voxflix through?"
"Nope." Velvette said before hearing her phone ring.
Velvette looked at her phone and saw Charlie was calling.
"Hold on... Hey, Char, how's it going girl?" Velvette asked.
"So…dad got a meeting with heaven…aaaaannnddd…"
"What happened? Don't tell me it's about that fucking St. Peter fuck?"
"Can you get over here... because he doesn't seem happy." Charlie asked, clearly trying not to freak out herself.
Whatever it happened must've been bad.
"He's ranting about his sister intervening and something about elders banishing joys from heaven." Vaggie said in the background.
"Get him a fucking duck, I'll be there in an hour." Velvette said, running a hand over her face in annoyance.
"Um…do you think you could have some outfits ready? We have a new um…guest…" Charlie said.
"... Oh god, what happened?! All I did was go to sleep!"
"It's…complicated?" Charlie said.
Vaggie shouts into the phone.
"JUST GET OVER HERE!"
Velvette ended the call there and let out a sigh.
"Of all the days... I'll have to get Melissa to cancel my shoot for today."
"What was that about?" Vox asked.
"Well, da... Lucifer apparently had a meeting with Heaven, and now there's an absolute shit show going on and I'm needed as an extra set of hands." Velvette said, nearly spilling the truth about her family tree.
"What? But…aren't you usually the one that starts shit shows?"
"Yeah... but when the princess of hell and that little fallen girlfriend of hers ask for help... you would have to be an idiot to deny them... well... you wouldn't be an idiot for long, they'd probably kill you."
"Would you care to let me take you there?" Vox asked.
Velvette thought about it. She did need a ride... but on the other hand, Vox and Alastor have a bit of a one sided rivalry, and if they saw each other...
"...Can you not get into your little rivalry with Alastor? Because I don't think anyone has time for your bullshit, this sounded serious." Velvette said, going against her better judgement
"… I'll arrange for our driver to pull up to the front."
"Good... I'm going to go get outfits for this "Mysterious" guest they suddenly have."
"Oh? See if you can make a deal with them."
Vox teleports through his cameras and Velvette just facepalmed, something she thinks it going to become a running gag for the day.
"How am I the bastard?" Velvette asked.
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