last time on TOTAL DRAMA CROSSOVER TRIALS, we met up with our contestants, each of them variant on their own special way...introductions were made, new faces were met, and...new troubles already began, Chef led all of these contestants into the forest, only to drop them into a weird hole, to which everyone then ended up underground, right beneath the island of Wawanakwa...now they're STUCK?
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what does Chris have in stored for these unfortunate folks...only one way to find out, so let us go back to where we were left off
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"oh, you're all stuck underground by the way!" Chris so gleefully said, which sent everyone into a short silence for a moment, as they all tried to process what was actually said
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"okay..." Dewey began with a lipsmack, as he held his hands up next to his face before turning to face the others. "did anyone else catch that...or am I not paying attention...as usual?"
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"I think he said we're stuck underground bro" PS5 casually said back.
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"uh nononono!" Geronimo frantically said, shaking his head as he began to look around the spacious arena. "this must be a mistake right, why are we stuck underground, aren't we supposed to be doing a peaceful little game show thing, this isn't what I signed up for!"
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"calm yourself woman!" Xavier grabbed him by the shoulders before slapping him across the face. "you're having a picnic attack, DONUT lose yourself before the beginning!"
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"what!?" Geronimo said out of confusion.
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"I'm losing him, we might have to do an emergency rectum exam for this one doctor, it's a good thing that I studied in the fields of meditation before, now just stay still an-"
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"HEY NO, I'M FINE!" Geronimo quickly pushed him away before they could do anything else
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"would you both shut up, giving me a headache over here..." Razor said, through a agitated look
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"want me to rectally exam you next?" Xavier offered, as he moved his snake hand towards the man.
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"hey man back off!" Razor threatened him with his fist
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"oh no, now it is I who's having a picnic attack!" Xavier cowered back with worry.
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"it's called a panic attack, genius" Armadillo rolled his eyes at the oddly figured man. "anyways, really, stuck underground...because surely that's not going to raise any concerns from the authorities, nor is it going to affect us, THE ones who could potentially sue for a large sum of money"
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"I mean...it's alright" MrBoss, whom I can't add the period next to his name because is a garbage website that for some reason erases his name whenever i add the period next to his name, shrugged in response as his eyes darted side to side before looking back at the orange armadillo. "I actually kinda find it, cool y'know?"
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"lovely that MrBoss, but what about the others eh? Armadillo flatly asked, as he looked at the others. "I mean, just cause you like something, doesn't mean another person would share the same thoughts...like him for example, so hey, you, how are you feeling about the idea of being stuck underneath the planet?"
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"m-me?" Rodney pointed at himself. "well uh...I-"
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"see?" Armadillo looked back at the formerly dressed man then. "they're stuttering like a drug addict, but it's enough to tell you that he clearly doesn't like the place, as much as you do, MrBoss"
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"well gee, I sure hope that everyone else feels okay with it, I care about the opinions of the others" MrBoss told the orange animal
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"that's nice and all...but now what?" Sally asked, as she looked up at the dark ceiling. "what are we doing here...don't tell me that you actually just kidnapped us?"
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"while that sounds funny...but nope, this is still a legitimate game show!" Chris was heard speaking from the intercom again. "this is just the theme of the show, for this reason at least..."
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"this season?" York raised his eyebrow at the comment
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"yeah dude, we had like, three seasons before this one!" Tyler explained to the man. "and they were like, in an Island or something"
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"you mean the island we were at, like a few seconds ago?" Hailey asked.
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"well yeah" Tyler shrugged at that. "honestly, I'm kinda glad that we don't have to stay there...I hate that place, it's full of roaches and mythical creatures"
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"uh...what?" Lucie flatly said.
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"I hate mythical creatures, especially ones that can destroy the fabric of reality!" Fanny exclaimed
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"wouldn't happen to know any of them then, eh?" Akiyama asked her.
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"I do actually, why do you ask?" she gave him a look
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"uh...nevermind" Akiyama sighed
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"so what...you want us to do the game show in this dirty, stinky place...ew!" Vana whined at the thought.
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"actually before we discuss anything else...you guys remember the one missing contestant that was supposed to be here, but never came?" Chris asked
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"hmm..." Lady Luck put a hand on her chin to think, before answering "yes, what about it?"
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"well great news, because they're here...she may be a child, wild, and comes from a weird family...but please, everyone welcome...JANE WILLOUGHBY!" Chris yelled, before the sound of something opening up was heard...and along followed with it, some screaming?
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"oi, wuts that noise mat-" before Dingodile could finish, a little red-haired girl with big glasses fell right on top of him, nearly crashing him in the process.
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"what the!?" Lance took a step back along with the others, as they all looked at the girl, who was slowly fixing her glasses.
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"oh my God...am I here, OH, I AM!?" Jane excitedly said before stepping off the mutated creature below her
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"ow..." Dingodile groaned in pain.
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"hey guys, I'm Jane, what's up?" Jane waved at them all
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"okay...this is-"
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"OH MY GOD!" Jane quickly stepped over to Ametrine, just to stare at her in awe. "are you a bunny...WITH BUNNY EARS!?"
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"uh...yeah, that's how it works?" Ametrine said with a confused look towards the girl
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Jane then gasped as she stared at Chris The Cucumber. "IS THAT A FLOATING CUCUMBER, WOW?"
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"actually guys...I've got a surprise for you all!" Chris The Cucumber said
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"what's that?" Polka Dot asked him
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"well you see...i'm actually...NOT a cucumber!" Chris Cucumber revealed, as he then...pulled on a zipper, and dropped his entire skin on the ground, which revealed...
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"I'M ACTUALLY CHARLEYYY, FROM CHARLEYY AND FRIENDS!" Charleyy loudly said, as a bunch of applause was heard from nowhere
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"YEEEEAH, surprise everyone!" Chris yelled out as well. "we got you good, haven't we, you thought you were getting an annoying talking cucumber as your mate, but NOPE, it's actually a famous actor from Florida!"
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"that's me!" Charleyy winked at the camera
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"what...the actual fuck?" Lance slowly said
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"WOAH, it's like watching a butterfly giving birth to a metamorphosis, this is the clear signs of new laife!" Xavier said in awe.
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"woah...you guys ARE weird, nice!" Charleyy smiled at the camera yet again, as he wore his...typical stripped yellow and white shirt, or something
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"am I in a dream...?" Vana asked, as this wasn't making...any sense
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"ahaha, what a fascinating reveal, I'm already loving this show already!" Lady Luck happily said. "if people are already having an headache dealing with complete nonsense like this...imagine what else could happen here?"
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"I'm sooo happy to be here you guys, my brothers were all like oh no Jane don't go, and I was like guys, guys...I AM going, okay?" Jane rambled on to herself out of excitement.
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"great..." Razor gave a sigh of annoyance. "we just needed more kids here...annoying"
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"I'm just lost..." Hailey admitted with a sigh
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"well DON'T be, let me explain a few things first, this is how Total Drama works, you're all going to be divided into two separate teams, then you'll have to play through a series of challenges, in this case, it'll be three major games, hidden behind these big garage like shutters in front of you, only one team can win a challenge, the winning team and their members will then survive elimination and stay for another day at the underground, as for the losing team...you'll be up for elimination, then several of you will have to vote for the deadweight in your little group, the one with the most votes gets booted off...after that, the game continues, until we do all major three challenges in this section of the underground, we'll be taking the elevator to move to the upper section next, and play the three major games up there, and vice versa, until we reach the top of the outside world...AKA the finale, did you all got that?" Chris asked, after that long explanation
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"...no, can you repeat that?" PS5 asked, as he was seen scratching his ASS.
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"I totally understood all that, I'm not uh...going to repeat it though, how about you all try to keep up, unless you're all dumbdumbs?" Xavier mocked the rest
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"seriously..." Lucie gave him a annoyed look. "if you don't know it, then just say that...weirdo"
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"it's quite simple actually" York lifted his finger up before explaining. "two teams, three major games, one team must avoid failing the games, to avoid elimination, the team that doesn't avoid failure, ends up voting for one of their own members to be kicked off the show, once all three major challenges are done in this...let's say, 'floor'...we get to move a level up inside this underground world, and keep doing challenges until we reach the very top"
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"now that's easier to understand...thanks" Sally nodded at the man.
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"of course, it was what i said, just a few seconds ago" Xavier claimed. "you all just are death'd in the earlobe, by a sticky and hard substance, known as...ignorance"
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"or maybe you don't know anything, stupid!" Fanny insulted
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"who the hell is Stupid?" Xavier asked her. "I'm not sure, but I'd say that they must be lacking a lot in the brain, whoever this individual, may be!"
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"also, there's the Confessional Room, see that normally, and definitely not dirty portable toilet over there?" Chris asked, as everyone looked at a dirty looking portable toilet booth. "you're going to be required to go there sometimes, it's where you let out your honest thoughts and confessions about the game, or maybe the other contestants, which is DEFINITELY not going to be recorded on live television...hehe"
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"I don't trust that...but i dunno why!" Polka Dot frowned
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"I'm going to guess it was that little hehe at the end of his sentence, but you know what, I'm not going to assume anything further" Armadillo shrugged. "but just saying...that might be a worthy theory"
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"that looks super gross...I'm not going there!" Vana refused, crossing her arms and looking away.
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"it can't be worse than Ned's bathroom...which I'm not the one responsible for its inevitable decay...yeah" Dewey awkwardly said
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"listen uh..." Akiyama yawned deeply before closing his mouth. "this is all nice and fancy...but are we going to stay here, forever, until the end of this...show?"
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"correcto-mondo!" Chris happily said. "this will be your home from now on, but no worries, you'll be fed Chef's delicious food, annnd...you get to sleep on the dirt, comfy!"
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"you think we're animals or something?" Razor angrily asked.
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"can't be worse than your prison bed, hahaha!" Chris laughed, much to Razor's anger
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"is this even legal...it all sounds inhumane!" Geronimo pointed out.
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"yeah, it's like sleeping in the coal bin!" Jane added in with a frown. "my parents do that...which honestly, this doesn't sound all that bad now that i think about it?"
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"but it's DIRT, I don't want to sleep on dirt...my hair is too pretty for this!" Lucie whined
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"mine too!" Vana joined in with the green haired girl
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"quit complainin'!" Dingodile snarled at them. "I used ta sleep in the cold, and I ain't complain once!"
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"easy for you to say, donkey!" Lucie stuck her tongue out at them
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"say that again!?" Dingodile glared at her
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"woah...why are you getting mad over a child, bruh?" PS5 asked. "I mean...I'd assault a 12 year old too, if they ever insulted me, I'm actually easily angered and have mental issues, at times"
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"bro what?" Tyler raised both eyebrows at the odd comment
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"are we going to play or not, my dear?" Lady Luck asked the host
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"indeed we will, but first...EVERYONE DON'T MOVE, OKAY!?" Chris yelled
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"o-okay?" Rodney gulped, as he trembled in his place at the sudden shout
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"okay...okay...yeah, that's cool!" Chris was heard saying, before he spoke again. "okay, I've seen an equal amount of people in each side...so the people on the right, you're now team members, and people on the left, you're now team members as well!"
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so, the people that stood in the right side, which were Tyler, PS5, Geronimo, Sally, Lance, Rodney, Razor, Ametrine, York, Dingodile, Polka Dot, they were now a team!
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as for the people that stood in the left, they were Dewey, Lady Luck, Akiyama, Hailey, Armadillo, Charleyyy, Lucie, Fanny, Vana, MrBoss, Jane, Xavier, now they are a team.
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"great, teams are formed now!" Chris proclaimed.
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"you mean I'm stuck with someone like pipsqueak here?" Razor pointed at Rodney with a scoff. "oh come on...I'm guaranteed to lose now!"
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"ugh..." Rodney grumbled at the remark
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"chill out...you're startin' to get on my nerves" Ametrine gave him a scowl
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"oh yeah...what are you gonna do about it sweetheart?" Razor asked with a smirk, to which Ametrine rolled her eyes at
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CONFESSIONAL
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Ametrine was seen sitting inside the confessional, with her arms crossed and looking annoyed. "tch...yeah, somethin' told me that I wasn't goin' to enjoy my team with that guy at all...also, this place stinks...jeez!"
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and now, Charleyyy was seen inside the confessional, holding his nose. "oh God...this place, sure does stink a lot" he said, before humming to himself. "now...how are you supposed to wipe yourself again...oh yeah!"
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he then licked his palm, and looked at the camera with a big smile. "here I go, time to wipe!"
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END OF CONFESSIONAL
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"honestly I'm fine with my team!" MrBoss admitted. "I'm sure with the power of teamwork, we can do just fine, why it'll be like working with my boys back at the office!"
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"yay, teamwork!" Jane cheered
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"fright not hatchlings!" Xavier quickly stepped up in front of his teams. "I shall guide you all to the light of greed, like a motherly goose leading her stray into busy traffic, i'm going to be the handle to your umbrella, your glue, to your paper, and your skin, to your plastic breast implants!"
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"we're screwed..." Vana groaned deeply
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"well now...I'm excited to see where this goes, shall we fall, bicker all the time, oh I can just see it already...exciting!" Lady Luck exclaimed
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"why are you happy with the idea of working with idiots?" Fanny angrily asked her
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"come on guys, we'd make a great team!" Hailey tried to cheer them up
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"I appreciate the compliment, but please, save it for when I'm neglectin-erm, I mean, navigating you all to victory" Xavier boasted to himself
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"uh...yeah, we're screwed" Dewey flatly said with a sigh
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"I second that" Akiyama lifted his hand up while looking down
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"now that we're finished with team assembles...let's move onto names, soooo...team right side, you're now the...Wrights, team left side, your now the Lefties!" Chris declared
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"wow...WOW, that's insanely creative!" Armadillo said, as he began to clap his hands and look at the others in awe. "d-do you all hear that...where does he come up with this stuff?"
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"thank you, thank you!" Chris proudly said
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"...if you're not catching up with the sarcasm, then perhaps I shouldn't say anything further" Armadillo face-palmed afterwards
"a bold decision to call us the handies...perhaps it is meant to represent us as sparkles of joy?" Xavier began to monolog as he walked in circles. "of course, who doesn't enjoy getting a handy under the table cloth, a noble title such as that could only mean one thing, I'm destined for victory, along with my obedient followers!"
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"it's a STUPID name!" Vana angrily yelled at them
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"that's right, hey you weirdos!" Xavier yelled at the other team. "your name is stupid, it probably doesn't even know how to count with four fingers!"
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"what?" Geronimo answered back
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"well at least our name means something good!" PS5 retorted
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"yeah, we're like, the rights!" Tyler added in with a nod
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"oh goodness..." Sally sighed deeply
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"anyways, it's time for the first challenge...everyone, into the first stage!" Chris ordered, as suddenly one of the big doors started opening up, the one on the left side.
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everyone else stared at the shutter opening up, in silence, as only the sound of creaks and rusty gears was heard...until the door was completely opened up.
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"nice, we'll see you inside for the challenge...Chris, over and our!" Chris said, before he went full silent as everyone remained silent themselves
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"guess we better go..." Sally suggested, as she waved her team members. "let's go you all"
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"an interesting idea Sally, but we'd better be careful...this all feels off" York said as he began to follow her, along with the others.
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later as they all entered the first challenge arena...
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Chris was seen standing nearby, with Chef himself, along with the teams , as they stared at an...empty landscape?
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"nice to see ya make it alive..." Chris mockingly said to them all.
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"care to explain what we're supposed to do here?" Lady Luck asked the host
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"the challenge, duh!" Chris rolled his eyes with a smirk. "see, the first part of the challenge requires each team to safely make it across that finish line, right over there, shouldn't be too hard, right?"
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"seriously?" Lucie raised her eyebrow at that. "so we just...run, wow...real fun"
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"hey now, it's easy money for us!" Lance pointed out.
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"after THAT!" Chris continued with a finger up. "you'll be making your way onto that thin rope, and avoid falling down to the possibly piranha infested waters...but no worries, you'll have a stick to help you with your balance!"
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"p-piranhas!?" Rodney gulped at the mention.
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"after that, comes the final part of the channel...you'll need to climb ALL the way up there!" Chris pointed at a very tall platform with a ladder. "and then jump down into the circular ring, right into the water, where you'll be safe from elimination, the first team to get all of their members to jump into the ring, WINS the challenge, so, any questions?"
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"um, yes actually" York began. "isn't this kinda dangero-"
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"you guys signed the contract, so any injuries is all on you...hehe" Chris snickered, along with Chef
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"interesting...I recall a specific part of the contract, reassuring the safety of our-"
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"York, dude" Chris cut him off with a grumpy look. "it'll be fine...don't be a lame bummer, so can you guys just go ahead already, we've got viewers to entertain!"
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"yeah!" Chef nodded with anger. "so just walk yo butts into the minefield so we can laugh at your misfortune!"
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"wait...MINEFIELD!?" Hailey yelped
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"no worries, they're just full of paint, anyways START, now!" Chris blew a whistle before stepping away with Chef, as the others stared at the...minefield
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Rodney was seen shaking in his seat, with sweat covering his entire face. "I-...I didn't sign up for something like that, oh what have I done to myself...mommy!"
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"is that Chris crazy or something!?" Vana pointed at her own head to get the point across. "I mean...the whole minefield isn't all that difficult for someone like me, but they're PAINT filled mines, that could potentially damage my HAIR...now that's wrong!"
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so here we are, with team Wrights, which consists of Tyler, PS5, Geronimo, Sally, Lance, Rodney, Razor, Ametrine, York, Dingodile, Polka Dot...just a reminder
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"dude...not again!" PS5 held his own head with worry.
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"what's wrong man?" Tyler asked the console
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"I'm getting PTSD from the time I was blown into pieces by a mine before..." the console explained with a gulp. "yeah like...sometimes I toss at night, and start whimpering and moaning at th-"
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"OI!" Dingodile interrupted him. "it's just full of paint, wuts the big deal here, eh?"
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"I'd rather not get paint on my suit..." Geronimo mumbled
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"don't be a punk" Razor gave him a small shove. "we outta go in, unless you want those other punks to win..."
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"then why aren't you going, tough guy?" Ametrine remarked
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"I'd rather use a meat shield...clear a path for me, it's called strategy" he explained, much to the absurdity of it.
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"hey man, this suit right here cost me a leg and a tooth, I ain't trying to get it all ruined now, so one of you brothers AND sisters, have to go first...so?" Lance looked at his team members for any volunteers"
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"uh...I can try using my powers to fly over?" Polka Dot suggested
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"powers...?" York looked at the object
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"yeah, like this!" Polka Dot smiled, before suddenly she bursted out into little flying colorful dots, with one of them having her face in it. "see?"
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"woah!" Rodney said with awe. "cool, haha!"
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"Zach...these people just keep surprising me" York muttered to himself
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"who the hell is Zach bro" PS5 asked the tall human
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"HEY, HEY!" Chris suddenly yelled from the sides. "no flying powers allowed, you'll be disqualified!"
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"aww..." Polka Dot frowned, before going back to her normal self. "sorry guys..."
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"well great...now what?" Razor grumbled
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"let's think about it more carefully..." Sally put a hand on her chin, as she stared at the field. "maybe we can go through it slowly, avoid setting off the mines..."
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"man...this is going to take long" Lance sighed deeply. "they're going to get ahead of us!"
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"actually, they're not moving!" Polka Dot pointed at the other team, and surely enough, they weren't moving either
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going over to team Lefties, Dewey, Lady Luck, Akiyama, Hailey, Armadillo, Charleyyy, Lucie, Fanny, Vana, MrBoss, Jane, Xavier
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"so...a minefield, huh?" Hailey said, as she kept looking at the path ahead of her. "first time..seeing one, in person...and not in TV, hahaha..."
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"what do you think would happen, if we like, stepped on one?" Jane asked her team
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"oh, I'm not sure...let me pull up some medical records" Armadillo pulled out a notebook from behind, put on some glasses and began reading it. "ah yes, says here that people who were fortunate enough to step in a mine, had their leg decapitated, bones shattered, skin burned, severe loss of blood, did I mention their leg being decapitated?"
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"oh, I see!" Jane nodded at the orange armadillo then. "so...we're not supposed to step on them?"
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"I mean hey" he threw the notebook away then. "if you feel like being the first person to successfully avoid getting decapitated by a bomb, then go ahead, but just remember, just because you THINK you can, doesn't automatically guarantee that you'd be able to do it...best thing to do is to just, close your eyes, take a deep breath, and THINK...then you walk away, back to home, enjoy a nice cup of coffee and watch your favorite Netflix series, as you pat yourself on the back for not taking the risk of dying"
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"you talk a lot..." Lucie rolled her eyes at the animal. "how about one of you go first?"
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"why not you then?" Lady Luck asked
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"moi?" Lucie pointed at herself with surprise. "I'm just a little girl...you wouldn't want to see me hurt, would you?"
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"hmmm...do I really?" Lady Luck hummed as she pondered the thought
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"come on guys, it's just bombs full of paint, what's the worst that could happen?" MrBoss asked, as he tried to look into the brighter side
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"get paint in your eye, pink eye...maybe?" Akiyama shrugged
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"does it look like i want paint in my eyes?" Fanny grumbled. "we have to decide now, else those losers will get ahead of us...so you guys better decide already, cause I HATE procrastination!"
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"I'm not getting my hair dirty, no way!" Vana refused.
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"okaaay!" Dewey walked in front of everyone and then turned back to them. "this is easy, this is definitely going to be easy guys, we can do it...Hailey, right? GREAT glasses, seriously, love the color, and Vana? amazing hair, top notch, Akiyamaaaa, love the suit man, you honestly seem like the type of badass to walk through a minefield, seriously...MrBoss? come on, your name says it all...you're a boss, you can do it, we can do it!"
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"are you trying to get in our good side, so that we can walk first and get blasted...you little devil you!" Charleyyy shook his head at them with a smile
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"whaaa?" Dewey tilted his head at that. "nope, no way...I'm just saying, some of you are way more badass than I am, just think about the glory that you'd get, being the first one to walk ahead...sheesh, just saying, I'm about to walk in first and possibly take all the glory that's about to come, so uh...here I go, ready to be seen as a badass..."
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"okay?" Vana flatly said, as she crossed her arms and watched the man with no amusement. "go ahead then...what are you waiting for?"
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Dewey gave her a look, before sighing in defeat. "look guys, either we go, or we lose...so?"
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"now hold on...just think about it" Xavier walked up to the man and began rambling again. "life is full of lie, and lie, is full of no life, when they say that you're supposed to be dookie in a bowl, they're essentially limit adjusting your freedom, and thus making you live in a lie...yes, it all makes sense!"
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"I can honestly tell you with full confidence, that no, it doesn't" Armadillo flatly told him
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"they're using reverse psychology on us, when they say that it's a minefield, they're actually saying that it's a field, mine!" Xavier explained, to which...absolutely nobody understood
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"what...?" Lucie said
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"these idiots think they can stop me from pooping in the streets, but think again, here I go!" Xavier then quickly pushed Dewey aside and ran straight into the deep black dirt ahead of him
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"this man is a genius...TO VICTORY!" Charleyyy screamed like a chicken before Naruto running into the minefield as well
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"wait guys!" Hailey called out, but they didn't listen at all!
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"MY KNOWLEDGE IS NOT SO LIMITE-" Xavier couldn't finish, as he stepped into a mine, which blew him into the air, with yellow coming out of the thing and smudging him in the process.
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"LOKOKOJOKOJ-" Charleyyy's ramblings came into a end as he also got blown by a mine, full of red paint which covered him up as he fell backwards and ended up falling into the ground next to his team...
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"oooh" Lady Luck winced, as she began to narrate then "and that's a wrap for our friends, what a humiliating moment!"
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"they're trying to get ahead of us, we're LOSING!" Tyler worriedly said
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"FUCK PTSD, I'M GOING!" PS5 yelled, before charging towards the minefield
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"wait, PS-" Sally couldn't say it, as the console ended up getting blown into a mine, full of green paint that ended up sending him crashing into the ground
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"oh no, I'm coming bro!" Tyler gasped before running ahead into the field as well, to try and help his teammate
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"guys, this is not the plan!" Sally said, frustrated by her team members
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"CHARGEEEEE!" Vana yelled, before she pushed Jane into the minefield, before the others ran ahead without much thought, along with the other team as well
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and thus, chaos followed by, with multiple people stepping into mines, getting paint blown into them, sending them flying all over the place, and screams, definitely a lot of screams
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"oooh, talk about an explosion!" Chris chuckled, as he and Chef had goggles on, that protected them from the paint getting into their eyes.
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"ahh...reminds me of the good old war times" Chef smiled, right through the chaos and suffering of the others.
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"AHHHHHH!" Rodney screamed as he was seen crashing down, after being blown into a mine earlier, only to hit another and end up getting blown back into the air
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"OH CHEESECHUNKS, OH CHEESECHUNKS!" Geronimo yelped as he had pink paint in his eyes, with him blindly running into the field, only to end up bumping into Xavier in the process.
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"ouch, mommy, please put down the spatula!" Xavier said with a groan, as he backed away, just to end up getting blown by another paint mine
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"AHHHHHHH!" Polka Dot ran around in circles, as several mines exploded around her, covering her in different colored paint.
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"MY SUIT MAN, MY BEAUTIFUL SUIT!" Lance yelled, as he held his blue shiny suit before he was kicked in the gut by a screaming Vana
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"excuse me, coming through" Lady Luck carefully navigated through the chaos and avoided getting bumped into, until Tyler fell down next to her, screaming and holding his paint covered eyes. "oops, almost stepped on you...well bye bye!"
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she then quickly made it through the finish line and successfully avoided getting any paint on her, thanks to the others taking the hit
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"AHHHHHH!" Dewey screamed as he ended up crashing right next to Lady Luck"s feet next
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"oh Dewey, you look horrible...but at least you made it!" she quickly said, brushing off any concern she...didn't have?
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"ughhh..." Dewey groaned, before rolling to his side
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York made it out next, with some paint on his suit, as he turned back to see the others still running around. "why are you guys running in circles...just come here...goodness Zach, doesn't this remind you of a movie scene?"
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"i'm here, I'm here!" Akiyama quickly jumped forward and rolled his way through, before stopping as he panted heavily and sat on his back. "holy shit...it's like a war zone out there!"
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"tell me about it..." York nodded at his words.
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"hmm..." Lady Luck hummed next to the agent, which caught his attention.
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"ah, Lady Luck...aren't you supposed to be running for the next section of the challenge?" he asked her
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"I could, but would I really wish to miss out on seeing a bunch of suffer and scream in pain...should I?" she asked herself as she thinking about it.
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"huh...guess you're into that stuff, figures" York shrugged, before looking back, only to see that Ametrine dragging both Rodney and Polka Dot with her, until she dropped next to her teammate.
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"Ametrine, you okay?" York kneeled down to ask
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"barely..." she grunted
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"my eyes..." Rodney whimpered in pain
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"what happened...?" Polka Dot asked as she wiped her face. "I've got more colors than usual..."
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"we should wait for the rest of the team...I think" York said with uncertainty as he waited for the others to make it through
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thankfully for them, Razor and Dingodile made it in, as some of the Lefties did too, like Hailey, Lucie, Xavier, Charleyyy and the rest of the others.
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Geronimo walked in last, with his entire being covered in paint.
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"damn, he got it worse than us all..." Razor said, as he wiped his own face
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"my hair...!" Vana held her ruined hair with a whimper
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"what the...hell is wrong with that guy?" Dewey asked with a tired voice as he held his back. "God...it feels like Ned's wife stepped on my back...ow!"
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"yo, guys!" Chris then came out of nowhere with Chef. "why are you all standing around, you've got the second part to finish, this is a race, technically!"
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"YO Chris, man!" Lance walked up to the man and pointed at his ruined suit. "man you know how much this thing cost me, and you just go ahead and do something like that!?"
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"i'm legally blind, imma sue!" Charleyyy threatened, as a bunch of ooohs and woahs were heard
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"where is that sound coming from?" Hailey looked around in confusion
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"it was part of the challenge, who said challenges were easy?" Chris countered back, before pointing at the other section of the challenge. "anyways, the next part, all team members must walk into that thin rope with a pole, avoid falling off to your doo-...i mean, nice bath of fresh water!"
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"we already know about the piranhas!" Jane told him as she cleaned her stained glasses
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"what piranhas?" Chris asked, feigning ignorance
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"don't ask me, I just cook" Chef shrugged
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"and I just stand around and look handsome, as usual...anyways, you'd better go, unless you wanna lose~" Chris playfully said with a laugh as he and Chef walked away from the others, leaving them covered in paint and pain...
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"I'm starting to regret this...more than I did a few minutes ago" Geronimo said with a flat look.
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"yeah, that's a thing" Armadillo sighed, as he used a napkin on himself. "you think it's fine, until reality slaps you on the face and then you start wishing you just never opened your mouth in the beginning, or in this case, you never trust yourself at doing something different for once...just sit back and do what you usually do everyday"
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"let's just...go" Sally said, as she walked away wiping her fur
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later on, as both teams stood next to two thin rope lines, and half of the ground was basically nonexistent, with only the rope line being the bridge to get across the other side.
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and there was a whole body of water, if you were to ever fall down there.
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"okay contestants!" Chris exclaimed from the other side. "your next part of the challenge is to walk the rope, avoid falling down to the water, and successfully get to where I'm standing at, all team members must do so, and this time, don't stay around like idiots if your team members make it through, just run to that platform and win the challenge, alright?"
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"what about the piranhas?" Akiyama asked the host
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"ready, okay go!" Chris ignored him and blew his whistle then, much to everyone's annoyance.
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going over to the Wrights, as they all stood near the thin rope and the balance pole that they were supposed to grab onto.
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"so...which one of ya is going first?" Dingodile asked as he looked down at the waters and saw the piranhas jumping out and in. "if you haven't noticed already, I ain't fan of baths!"
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"I can go first!" Polka Dot volunteered, as she grabbed the wooden pole with a smile.
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"are you sure?" Sally asked with concern. "honestly...I don't see this going very well at all"
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"let her go" Razor insisted on. "it's not like you're the one who's getting eaten alive..."
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"hey, it was nice knowing ya!" Lance casually said as he backed away from the edge of the cliff.
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"Lance!" Geronimo gave him a look in return
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"what?" Lance shrugged.
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"just relax and keep focus on your balance, we believe in you" York gave her a thumbs up with a awkward smile (like in game)
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"thanks!" Polka Dot smiled before making her way into the rope
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"this isn't goin' to end well..." Ametrine muttered, as she gave a sorry look to the squared object
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"I can't look..." Tyler quickly covered his eyes then
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"yeah, same" PS5 said as he munched on some popcorn, which nobody knows where he even got
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and moving onto the Lefties...
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Armadillo was seen rubbing his chin and looking down at the water with the piranhas, before looking back at his teammates. "yeah, so I've come to a conclusion...you're most likely going to die, if you're idiotic enough to try this"
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"nice, so who's first?" Lady Luck casually asked
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"don't look at me!" Akiyama held his hands up. "I kinda like my fish fried and salty, not having it bite me in the ass"
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"is this even safe?" Hailey asked with a gulp
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"probably not, but someone has to do it!" Vana demanded
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"why don't you do it then?" Lucie mockingly said.
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"yeah, or are you a gobble gobble cock!?" Xavier snarked, while flapping his arms together.
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"WHAT!?" she yelled, which startled the furry(?) away
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"I'm secretly trying to encourage her...it's called reverse cyclops-C!" Xavier muttered to his team, who they mostly gave him weird looks in return
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"I can do it, if you guys want?" Jane offered
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"I'm not sure if letting a kid do this is okay, buuuut-" Dewey held his finger up, until he noticed the looks from his other team members. "what? she volunteered for it!"
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"ah what the heck, I'll do it for the time!" MrBoss offered as he took the pole himself.
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"are you sure about that, looks like a pretty FISHY plan to me!" Charleyyy quipped, before winking at the camera as laughter was heard from nowhere
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"seriously, who's doing that!?" Hailey asked in total confusion
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"it doesn't matter, just do it before the other team does it first!" Fanny insisted
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"no worries, I used to be a performer back in the day...well actually that's a lie, but I'm not letting my team down tonight, so here I go!" MrBoss said with a cheerful voice, as he began to walk on the rope
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"just to clarify, all of us were FULLY expecting him to get injured" Armadillo said with a flat look and a shrug
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"sometimes you just gotta take one for the team, ya know?" MrBoss said with a smile
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"here goes Polka Dot and MrBoss!" Chris announced as he watched both of the opposite team members walk on the thin rope, with them slightly wobbling with each step. "who do you bet on falling first, Chef?"
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"that little square block ain't got no chance!" Chef said with a harsh look towards Polka Dot
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"I dunno Chef, maybe piranhas like actual flesh than paper...ahaha!" Chris carelessly laughed at the thought as he then pulled out a remote from nowhere.
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"come on man, you can do it!" Dewey cheered for his teammate
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"just don't look down...seriously don't, because if you so, you'd fall down, I suggest looking down now!" Xavier said to MrBoss
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"shut up!" Vana kicked him in the shin then
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"you can do it Polka Dot!" Geronimo shouted over to the object, as Polka Dot was seen slowly making her way towards the other side
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"no she won't" Razor flatly said
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"what, you want her to lose or somethin'?" Ametrine gave him a annoyed look
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"oh yeah, I forgot to mention that each team member also needs to dodge falling objects during the walk!" Chris gleefully said before pressing on his remote button, as a bunch of junk started falling down from above
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"huh-AHHHH!" Polka Dot screamed as she was hit by a chair, thus making her fall down into the waters below.
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"oh No!" Rodney yelped at what just happened
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"woooah, hey man!" MrBoss dodged a few rocks, as he started to lose his balance in the rope. "who's throwing their junk out?"
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"hey, that's cheatin'!" Dingodile growled at the host. "we wuz supposed to be doin' that later ourselves!"
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"this isn't illegal at all..." York mutters to himself
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"yo, watch out man!" Akiyama called out to MrBoss as the older man kept dodging the falling objects
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"woah, woooah, OUCH!" MrBoss eventually got hit in the head by a shoe, before he ended up falling sideways into the waters below him, where all the others had to close their eyes and hear the man screaming out in agony as the piranhas got to him and Polka Dot, ouch!
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"owww, looks like our two lovely competitors would be sleeping with the fishes today" Lady Luck cheerfully said, as she narrated to herself
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"it's okay, they can use the ladder to get back on ground!" Chris pointed at the ladder over there. "anyways, who's going next?"
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"oh man..." Lance gulped heavily then
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now playing a small montage of all competitors taking the rope, since it'll be too much work to write everyone doing the same thing over and over again.
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Fanny of the Lefties started cursing out everyone, because she was forced to use her mouth to even use the balance pole, needless to say that she didn't get that far off before she was hit by a falling object
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then Razor went ahead and tried his luck, he was able to get through the rope, same does for Ametrine and York.
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Hailey was only able to get halfway before she fell off due to losing her own balance, Dewey couldn't even get that far to begin with, however Armadillo and Lady Luck were able to go through themselves.
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Rodney fainted out due to his anxiety, and because he looked down at the water for too long, before Lance tried to go in, only to get knocked off
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Jane went for her team, like super fast, to which she somehow ended making it through
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Sally managed to barely make it through despite nearly losing her balance, although she managed to grab onto the ropes and shimmed her way in.
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Xavier acted like an idiot and thought he could fly instead, but he fell.
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Tyler got hit on the kiwis before he could make it through, and PS5 was just too heavy to keep his balance
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Lucie made it through, same with Akiyama, thanks to the fact that he has quite the strong legs
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Dingodile sorta cheated and used his flamethrower to make it through, although he ended up crashing into his own teammates in the process
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then Vana made her way through, with her literally kicking and knocking any object that came through her way, to which one of those objects accidentally hit Charleyyy in the process and knocked him into the waters.
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and finally for the Wrights team, only Geronimo was left to go...to which he tried, but failed as he was tricked into looking down by his own teammates, by complete accident, setting his fear of weights in, and thus knocking him down, womp womp!
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since that was done with, everyone quickly raced through the big platform and climbed all the way up, before they were met a very...scary scene
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"alright contestants, here comes the final part of the challenge!" Chris announced with a happy smile as he looked at the members of each team, that fell down and got bit by the piranhas.
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"ouch!" Tyler winced as he took off one piranha that was still stuck to his ASS, before he threw it away. "man this sucks...!"
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"tell me about it..." Dewey grumbled as he was covered in bandages at this point.
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"this is definitely not legal...right Zach?" York asked, nobody in particular.
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"relax, it wasn't even that bad...ANYWAYS!" Chris quickly pointed down, ALLLLL the way down, to the water, to which a circular ring was seen floating there. "the final challenge is a classic one, all team members must take a leap down from this high platform, and onto that red ring, you have to dive right through the ring for it to count...it's quite easy, whoever gets ALL their team members to join down, wins, the team with the least members that took the jump, LOSES...do I gotta explain again?"
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"well yes actually" Xavier nodded as he put a hand on his chin. "when you say jump down, is that a metaphor for going down in life, when in actuality, it's better to stay up in life, just like how we, Willie-climbed all the up way in here, so-"
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"great, team Wrights go first!" Chris interrupted Xavier before they could finish.
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"hah, this is easy!" Tyler laughed before making his way through the edge of the platform, as he looked back at his team. "don't worry guys, I'm an expert when it comes to this challenge, you know that i-"
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"Tyler watch out!" Sally tried to warn him, but it was too late as Tyler accidentally walked off the platform, to which the jock started screaming in horror, as he ended up hitting a bunch of conveniently placed rocks, tree branches and cliffs along the way, until he fell through the red ring and the water...face first, until slowly sinking inside.
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"ow..." Akiyama cringed at what just happened
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"you gotta feel bad for the kid...I mean, damn!" Lance said, as he still winced at the reminder. "but hey, at least he went through the ring...gotta count for something, right?"
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Tyler was seen putting a icepack on his redden face, while giving a thumbs up to the camera
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"so who's next?" Polka Dot asked her teammates.
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"I don't like water...messes up with my beauty right here!" Dingodile said, as he rubbed on his flamethrower.
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"you know what...I'll go" Sally declared, before making her way through the edge of the platform.
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"your funeral" Razor shrugged, before being jabbed in the side by Ametrine.
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Sally looked down, and gulped a little at how high it was, before taking a deep breath, as she then jumped all the way down and(dotdotdot, because hates periods)
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and she made it through, hurrayyy!
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"yeeeah!" Rodney cheered for his teammate. "way to go Sally!"
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Sally emerged from the water and gave a thumbs up to her team.
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"okay so...who now bruh?" PS5 asked. "and don't look at me, I'd go uh...last"
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"I'm still trying to recover from these injuries, okay?" Geronimo said, as he backed away from the rest.
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"man just move!" Razor shoved him aside as he made his way through. "you guys act like little girls...I ain't afraid of no water"
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"yeah, good luck then tough guy" Ametrine rolled her eyes at them.
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Razor cracked his own neck, before taking a dive down.
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"OH NO, HE'S COMMITTING STEWART SIDES!" Xavier gasped loudly as he pushed all of his team members and literally took a big leap towards Razor, as he managed to grab their hand just in time!
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"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" Razor angrily asked the bird man as he was being dangled from the edge.
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"DONUT DO THIS, YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE!" Xavier begged as he kept holding onto Razor.
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"you're supposed to be on our team!" Lucie face-palmed at their stupidity
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"what the heck is even going on right now?" Dewey asked, with a total confused face.
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"I'M NOT GOING TO LET A INNOCENT YOUNG MAN TAKE HIS OWN LIFE, I WILL SAVE YOU!" Xavier kept yelling at Razor. "THEN THEY'LL PUT MY NAME ON THE BIBLE, SO THE NEXT GENERATION CAN LEARN FROM MY PENIS, I MEAN GENIUS!"
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"LET GO YOU DUMBASS!" Razor demanded, as he started punching Xavier's snake hand, until he, along with the idiotic prophet, ended up falling down together, except neither of them actually hit the ring and just fell through the other side of the water.
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"oooh, they didn't hit the ring...which means that both teams lose a point!" Chris announced
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"what...just happened?" Hailey asked
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"I don't know...but I'm SO going to kick Xavier's butt!" Vana angrily said
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"me too!" Fanny growled
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"oh the stupidly of people...isn't it entertaining?" Lady Luck sighed contently
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"okay um...i'll go next" Polka Dot shrugged, as she ended up walking ahead next.
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as she jumped down below...she ended up getting blown away by some wind, thanks to her thin paper like body, which basically made her fall down into the water, instead of the ring.
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"aw man..." Rodney frowned at the non successful try
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Polka Dot emerged from the water with a frown
"sorry guys...I promise to-"
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she didn't finish, as a bunch of piranhas came and started biting her all over the place, to which Polka Dot screaming out in total agony.
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"oops, forgot that we released those in these waters as well!" Chris chuckled with a shrug.
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"eh, I got it" Ametrine sighed, before making her way next, as she just jumped down without too much hesitation, to which she successfully fell through the ring.
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"dude...I'm gonna do it too!" PS5 puffed his chest, before charging through. "I'M DOING IT, HIYAAAH!"
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however, he ended up slipping through something, which ruined his momentum as the console ended up crashing through the same rocks and cliffs as Tyler did, before he fell into the water instead of the ring.
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"oh blimey!" Dingodile face-palmed with a grunt.
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"haha, you guys suck!" Vana mocked them.
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"man...imma do it!" Lance decided as he slowly walked towards the edge, before looking down with hesitation. "um...yeah...yeah, I'll do it...just...just need to encourage myself, you know?"
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"there's no need to be afraid" York told him. "of course...your only fear should be being eaten alive by the piranhas, but the chances of that happening is...let's say, 50 to 50"
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"I don't think you're helping!" Geronimo told him, as he noticed Lance shaking in place.
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"m-man...you know what, maybe someone else should do it instead, I'm kinda feeling sick an-"
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"BOY MOVE YO BUTT ALREADY!" Chef loudly yelled, which startled Lance into accidentally falling down, with him ragdolling and spinning out of control all the way down, until he ended up splashing through the ring.
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"okay...that works too" York shrugged, before calmly walking towards the edge as well, and looking down.
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"hmmm...Zach, what do you think?" he muttered to himself, while waiting for some reason.
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"JUMP, what are you waiting for!?" Dingodile asked with impatience.
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"hm..." York then pulled out a pack of cigarettes from his pockets, before lighting it up, as he proceeded to take one drag from it.
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"is he seriously smoking at a time like this?" Fanny asked. "doesn't he know that smoking kills...I HATE SMOKING!"
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"hey, nothing wrong with a smoke or two" Akiyama shrugged at her. "though, this guy really outta jump...anytime now, I'm sure"
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"do it, what are you, scared!?" Vana impatiently asked. "do it so we can see you fail!"
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"York, we ain't got all day buddy, just do it" Chris asked while tapping his foot out of impatience as well.
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York let go of his cigarette, before putting it out on his packet, and then putting the barely smoked cigarette into the thing again. "yeah, okay, it's all safe"
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he then prepared to take a professional dive below, until he safely landed right through the ring.
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"did he seriously have to do all that?" Jane asked her team.
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"my daddy started beating me as a child, once he started smoking" Charleyyy casually said, much to everyone's looks.
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"ain't nobody care fool, be tougher than that!" Chef growled at the man.
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"i'm sorry daddy...!" Charleyyy whimpered in fear, as Chef face-palmed
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"awoight...guess it's my turn" Dingodile sighed as he reluctantly made his way towards the edge, and took a deep breath.
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and then he jumped! barely though, thanks to his heavy set, Dingodile's jump led him to where the rocks and tree branches were at, and one of them accidentally activated his flamethrower
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"oh uh..." Dingodile looked at the camera with fear, as he sped off into the air thanks to his flamethrower acting like a thruster, with him screaming for help as he ended up slamming into a wall and exploding, much to the other's shock
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"oh man..." Chris gasped in horror as he looked at the destruction.
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silence followed along...
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"tell me that you caught that on camera!" Chris quickly shrugged it off as he looked at his interns with a big smile.
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"is that guy dead!?" Hailey asked in horror.
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"nope...nah, he's good" Armadillo said, as he squinted his eyes to look at Dingodile's floating body in the waters. "yeah no, he's alive, you're lucky Chris, imagine the lawsuits"
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"imagine the ratings, anyways Rodney, Geronimo, you're the only ones left from the Wrights to jump, better make it count!" Chris warned with a smile
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"j-j-jump...me?" Rodney stuttered, as he began to sweat nervously.
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"u-uh...well Rodney!" Geronimo coughed awkwardly as he pushed Rodney towards the edge. "you should go first, no really, I insist!"
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"b-b-b-but!" Rodney kept stuttering as he trembled terribly while Geronimo slowly backed away, the sight of the fall was simply too terrifying for the young boy...
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"jump, do it!" Chef demanded.
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"yeah, come on!" Chris joined in with a laugh as he nudged Chef on the side. "this is going to be humiliating...hehe!"
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"would you jump already!" Fanny angrily said.
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"JUMP!" Lucie yelled.
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"give him some time, he's a kid y'know?" Dewey told them, before looking back at Rodney. "BUT CAN YOU SERIOUSLY HURRY UP, GEEZ!"
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"will he do it...oh of course, who are we kidding?" Lady Luck mockingly said, much to Rodney's discouragement
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Rodney gulped as he kept looking down below the water, with his vision becoming all dizzy and spiny.
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"everyone's watching...this is gonna go one way you know?" Armadillo suddenly came up behind him and began rubbing on his shoulders. "take a deep breath and calculate your next move, what's the least painful way this could go, would you wanna splash your entire body in the water and get severe burns, or will you put all of your swimming lessons into work, this is going to determine your reputation amongst everyone in your team and ours...so think, THINK Rodney!"
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"Armadillo, dude, can you like move away from him?" Chris asked with a annoyed look.
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"yeah, yeah" Armadillo backed away with his hands up then. "just doing my job as someone's conscience...don't mind me"
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the armadillo then left, as Rodney kept trembling and sweating all over the place as his entire vision was now out of control, his fear getting the best of him as he-
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Rodney then, simply passes out again, with him leaning forward and falling off the cliff.
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"oh shit!" Akiyama gasped along with the others.
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Rodney ended up falling into the water, but not the ring, and moments later he quickly emerged up and started flopping his arms around
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"AH, WHAT HAPPENED!?" he screamed to himself, before screaming again as he began getting chased by a bunch of jumping piranhas
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"finally, only one more loser to jump, we totally got this!" Lucie gleefully said
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"u-uh...?" Geronimo looked around, but it seems like his entire team already has jumped off, except for him.
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"so Geronimo, what's it going to be man?" Chris asked the orange mouse
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"uh...i..." Geronimo looked down, and nearly vomited from the height of the fall, before quickly shaking his head. "NO, NOPE, I already had to deal with nearly being eaten alive by fish, I can't risk this again...I...I can't do it, i'm sorry..."
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"that's on you man" Chris shrugged in response. "okay then, it seems like everyone from the Wrights, aside from Geronimo made the jump, it is now for the Lefties to do the same!"
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"aw man..." Geronimo sighed in disappointment.
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later on, as the Lefties gathered around to discuss their strategies
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"okay, this should be easy" Hailey began with a serious look. "just gotta jump in the ring, avoid the tree branches...which I still don't know why they're even there, and most importantly-"
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"avoid getting eaten alive by the piranhas, got it" Akiyama nodded ahead. "so um...who goes first?"
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"well, since I'd like for my team to win...suppose I'd go first" Lady Luck suggested, as she walked over to the edge. "okay here I go, totally ready and all!"
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"alright laaady, let's see" Chris nodded for her to go ahead.
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"toodles~!" she waved at everyone before jumping down, and on the way down, let's just say that she...kinda cheated, by slowing her fall, so that she can only touch the water with her boot, and not get her entire body WET. "there, does that count, my foot went through the ring technically"
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"hmmm..." Chris hummed in thought, before shrugging. "works for me!"
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"lovely!" Lady Luck smiled before floating away from the water.
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"it's my turn now" Charleyyy said with a smile, as he did a goofy little walk towards the edge of the cliff, and looked down with a hum.
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"hmmm...hmmmm...hm?" Charleyyy kept humming as he looked below, while a slight laughter was heard from the crowd.
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"okay, that's starting to freak me..." Dewey admitted as he looked for the source of the laughter. "anyways, what are you doing man, it's just water, not lava...come on!"
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"hm...but I need my ducky floaters with me, I don't think I can do it guys, sorry!" Charleyyy shrugged with a half smile.
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"OH HECK NO, HIYAAAAH!" Vana yelled as she delivered a flying kick to Charleyyy, before she sent him falling down, where he bumped into a bunch of smaller cliffs before successfully landing in the red ring and then slowly sinking into the water.
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"ummm?" Jane uttered out of shock
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"listen up you ALL!" Vana turned everyone with anger. "I'M NOT losing this challenge today, so all of you better jump, YOU HEAR ME!?"
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she then proceeded to back flip off the cliff, and successfully dove through the ring and into the waters.
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Vana then submerged from the water, as a piranha tried to jump and bite at her, only for her to punch it away without even looking.
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"she scares me..." Hailey admitted with a nervous look
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Vana was drying her hair with a annoyed look. "if there's one thing that I hate, it's LOSING, and neither Erick or that doofus Trevor is here to make me lose, and I tend for it to stay this way!"
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"alright, my turn" Akiyama sighed as he made his way towards the edge and took a small peek. "hate getting my suit wet and all...but I'd rather not get my ass handed to me by a kid, so...adios!"
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Akiyama then took a swift dive down, and successfully landed in the ring, muck to his team's delight.
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"alright, it's my turn!" MrBoss cheerfully said as he made his way towards the cliff next, and was ready to jump until.
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"oh, almost forgot, I should change into my swimming outfit!" MrBoss said, as he then straight up ripped off his entire suit and was now wearing a very tiny speedo, revealing his old wrinkly body for everyone to see.
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"EWWW, WHAT THE HECK!?" Lucie gagged before looking away from the man
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Chef turned green in the face, and ended up throwing up next to Chris in result
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"MY EYES!" Fanny screamed in horror
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"DUDE, MRBOSS, PUT YOUR SUIT ON!" Chris yelled, as he looked down at his ruined she's, thanks to Chef.
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"welp, upsy daisy everyone!" MrBoss chuckled, before he did a professional front flip and a bunch of other tricks on the way down, until he successfully dove right into the ring
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"what we saw, will scar us for the rest of our lives..." Armadillo flatly said, before putting on a tight bluish swimming rubber on his head, as he walked backwards and began talking to everyone. "alright see you all, you'd better do as I do right now, either you jump in without thinking too much like a pussy, or we lose, the choice is yours, either way, odds are in our favor so far, but don't let me jinx it, yeah?...yeah, okay, cool...see ya"
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Armadillo then back flipped into the cliff, and was able to successfully go through the ring, afterwards he emerged from the water and spat out some water like a fountain, as he began doing some backwards strokes and swimming away with a bored look
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"oh my turn, my turn!" Jane excitedly said before running towards the cliff, and then proceeding to take a massive jump. "GERONIMOOOOOOO!"
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Jane then fell down all the way, and onto the ring, creating a big wave in the process.
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"okaay...Hailey, you wanna go?" Dewey asked. "come on, don't be shy!"
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"seriously Dewey...?" she gave him a look
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"what, i'm just saving the best for later!" he lied through his teeth.
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"you two can go first, I'd go last...if that's okay?" Lucie asked, as she gave them the puppy eyes
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"aw...well okay, I'm gonna do it!" Hailey took a deep breath before walking forward.
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"yeah, that's it, go ahead Hai!" Dewey cheered her on, before pointing at her. "hey, dude, seriously, if you were in my class, I'd give you an A plus, for awesome, seriously!"
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Hailey finally met fact to face with the edge then, as she immediately shivered in fear of the height.
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"ugh...if I don't make it...please tell Beta to never touch my collection of magazines" Hailey prayed under her muttered, before closing her eyes, as she then jumped down, screaming all the way down...until she fell through the ring and onto the water.
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"alright, nice!" Dewey cheered, until realizing that it was his turn. "um...hey, Laura...you wanna do this instead?"
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"it's Lucie...and no, you go first, okay?" Lucie said with a innocent tone. "unless you...see little ol me, get hurt and eaten by those scary fish...would you?"
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"uh...maybe-I MEAN!" Dewey shook his head before he can finish. "nope, nope, I gotta man up...what would Ned say if he saw me right now...man I'd never hear the end of it...alright, gonna do it for the kids...FOR THE BAND, YEAH!"
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"then do it!" Chris demanded.
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"YEEEEEH, THE SCHOOL OF ROCK BABY!" Dewey charged through the cliff, yelling on the way, until he accidentally slipped up and fell off the cliff, screaming on the way down until he did a whole body slam on the water...inside the ring though, however that still didn't make the pain any less worse than that
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"OOOOH...that's the second time!" Chris laughed in result.
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"man those fools don't even know how to scream right!" Chef rolled his eyes at the display.
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"nice, Lucie, you wanna go?" Chris asks.
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"hmmm...no" she shook her head with a smile. "I mean, my team already won, did they not...I counted the amount of members who jumped, and it was more than the other team"
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"and you're right, so let's just go and tell those losers the news...let's go Chef!" Chris smiled before he and Chef climbed down the platform
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finally, now that everyone was back in the big arena, where they first were at, Chris was there with both teams.
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"alright, the challenge is finally over, and unfortunately for the Wrights...it seems like the Lefties won, since they got more members to successfully jump through the red ring!" Chris announced, as some of the Lefties began celebrating.
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"WOOOOO!" Charleyyy cheered loudly.
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"yeeeah..ow" Dewey groaned, with his entire face looking red.
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"YOU BASTARD!" Razor nearly jumped at Xavier in result. "made me lose the damn game!"
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"you might be confused right now little one, but one day, you will see the goodness of my actions" Xavier proudly said with a nod
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"SCREW YOU!" Razor snarled at them
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"Lefties, you survive elimination today, as for the Wrights...you're up for elimination, see that little booth over there?" Chris pointed at a small nearby. "you will go there, find a pen and paper, to which you must write down the name of the person that you want to boot off the game, belonging to your OWN team, who do you think screwed up your win today, who was the most useless...well, now is the time to vote, so go ahead!"
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"man...this sucks" Lance grumbled as he began making his way towards the voting booth
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later in the voting booth
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Sally was seen writing down the name of the person she wanted to vote off, before putting the small note into a box. "sorry...but I hope they understand"
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Razor angrily wrote something in before dumping the note into the box and then storming out of the voting booth
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Geronimo nervously wrote his vote in and gently put the note inside the box
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PS5 was seen giggling and drawing something in his face instead
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Tyler already wrote his vote in and left it in the box. "man...I think Rodney needs to go, sorry little bro, this game ain't for you"
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Rodney was seen putting his vote in the box too, before sighing deeply. "man...I screwed up as usual"
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Polka Dot hummed happily as she was drawing flowers, along with her own vote
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Dingodile grumbled as he put his vote in the box as well, and oh yeah, he had charcoal all over his face from the previous explosion
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York confidently wrote his vote before putting it on the box. "well, Zach, hopefully we won't regret this..."
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"hey, I'm voting for that jerk instead" Ametrine shrugged, as she put her vote for Razor in the box
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Lance put his into the box as well, before nodding to himself. "can't believe this...got my suit ruined, and wet, all in one night...someone's gotta take the blame!"
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now that everyone made their vote, Chris has taken them to an empty spot, where all members of the Wrights and the Lefties stood together.
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Chef then came up to Chris, holding a plate of...rocks?
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"alright Wrights, the votes are in...here's how this works" Chris took one rock from the plate and held it up. "I'm going to call out the names of those who aren't out of the show, if you get a rock, that means you're safe, the one who doesn't receive a rock, means they're eliminated due to majority vote, so let's begin...Sally, you're safe!"
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Sally quickly dodged the rock, before she can be hit by it. "yeah...thanks i guess"
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"Tyler, PS5, you both are safe" Chris threw both rocks at the two, to which they were hit by it in the face.
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"Razor, Ametrine and Polka Dot, consider yourselves lucky!" Chris threw the rocks to the three then.
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"man come on...I voted for that guy!" Ametrine angrily said
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"heh...nice try sweetheart" Razor smirked at her, much to her anger
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"Dingodile, York, Lance...you live another day" Chris chuckled before giving them the rocks.
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Rodney and Geronimo gulped, as they noticed only one rock remained in the plate.
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"Rodney, Geronimo, only one rock remains" Chris slowly said as he took hold of the rock. "which means that only one of you will be staying here for tonight, Rodney, you messed up during all the three challenges, and you failed to get into the ring at the last challenge, and Geronimo, same can be said for you...except for the fact that you totally wussed out at the last challenge and didn't take the jump!"
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"yes, I know..." Geronimo grumbled with embarrassment.
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Rodney bite his nails with sweat coming down his face as he was unable to speak properly
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"so...this rock goes to..." Chris paused, as dramatic music played in the background, with all members of the Wrightz and Lefties waiting anxiously for the verdict
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"RODNEY, you're safe!" Chris threw the rock at Rodney, to which the kid barely managed to catch it. "as for Geronimo, sorry dude, you were voted out, which means you're out of the show!"
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Geronimo sighed deeply before nodding. "yeah that's...okay"
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"sorry" Sally apologized. "but not jumping during the last challenge really cost us the win"
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"yeah mate, we could've won if you didn't wus out!" Dingodile angrily said
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"are you kidding me?" Razor scoffed at the result. "so you decided to keep this pipsqueak instead of someone with actual muscle...man, wish they put me in the other team instead, but guess I'm stuck with a bunch of losers instead"
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"chill out..." PS5 gave him a eye roll.
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"it's okay guys, I uh...kinda voted for myself too" Geronimo admitted.
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"seriously?" Jane gasped. "but why!?"
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"are you kidding...I thought this would be a fun little vacation, but you're telling me that I'm supposed to be sleeping in this dirty arena, and constantly getting hurt in those ridiculous challenges, sorry, can't do it!" Geronimo shook his head in refusal "I'd rather stick to paperwork and reporting, at least that doesn't end up with me nearly dying!"
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"your loss then" Akiyama shrugged.
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"Geronimo, I hope you understand why most of us voted for you, it's a shame to see you go, but it was interesting to team up with you, regardless" York told the mouse with a respectable tone
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"well, it's okay, I'm just about ready to go home anyways...I can go, right?" Geronimo nervously asked Chris
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"of course, no loser gets to stay in my cool show" Chris smugly said, before pulling a remote control out of nowhere, to which when he pressed, a whole catapult appeared from a hatch in the ground.
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"woah...where did you get that?" Hailey asked in awe
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"don't ask, Geronimo, get in the catapult of SHAME, you'll be launched back into the yacht, where my interns will take you back home!" Chris explained, as Geronimo was seen shaking a little bit.
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"well, alright" Geronimo sighed deeply before making his way into the catapult as he got in the thing. "are you um...sure it won't hurt?" he asked with a nervous
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"oh trust me...it will" Chris chuckled before looking at the others. "any last words to our good news reporter before he leaves?"
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"yeah...WOMP WOMP LOSER!" Xavier mocked him like a child
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"oh are you seriou-AHHHHHH!" Geronimo couldn't finish as he was launched into the air, where an opening was seen in the ceiling, to which eventually closed up once Geronimo was out of sight
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"that guy's gonna be alright...right?" Lance asked the host
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"oh guys...you should've voted for me instead" Rodney said through a sad look
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"it's okay Rodney, you at least tried" Sally gave him a small pat on the leg
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"barely" Razor rolled his eyes in return
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"anyways viewers, that was our first elimination for the episode, who do you think is going out next, leave your thoughts on our personal website!" Chris said, as he smiled at the camera with a wink
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"what website, fool?" Chef asked with a look
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Chris gave him a annoyed face before looking back at the camera. "until then...see you all again, in TOTAL, DRAMA, CROSSOVER TRIALS!"
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and then the episode fades to block from there, hope you all enjoyed and I TRULY AM SORRY FOR THE BAD FORMATTING, but i promise, it'll be fixed in the next episode, because i found a way to do it, thanks to a good friend that goes by Subwayguy, so we'll see, until then, leave your thoughts on the episode if you have any, see you later now!
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Teams
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Wrights: Sally, Dingodile, Polka Dot, York, Razor, Rodney, Ametrine, Tyler, PS5, Lance.
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Lefties: Lady Luck, Akiyama, Hailey, Armadillo, Charleyyy, Lucie, Fanny, Vana, MrBoss, Jane, Dewey, Xavier,
