"So... What myths about vampires can you tell me are true?" Lincoln asked Sibella as she walked to a punch bowl and looked inside; her finger motioning for Lincoln to come and see for himself. Lincoln looked and just saw his reflection... And nothing else. Lincoln was in awe and then Sibella then transformed into a bat and then back again with him open mouthed. "Wow... A real life vampire... Lucy will be so jealous if she ever finds out..." Lincoln said and his face fell upon thinking of his sister.
Lincoln then put on a smile as Sibella looked concern; "Apologies but are you alright?" Sibella asked concerned as Lincoln waved it off.
"Don't worry... Wait; if you are a vampire... Will you want to suck my blood?" Lincoln asked suddenly afraid as Sibella giggled.
"Don't worry about it... I don't forcibly drink the blood of others; though I wonder what human and angel blood tastes like... Just kidding..." Sibella then said as she then giggled once more as Lincoln looked nervous so she had to clarify. "You are not used to the royal life; I don't suppose you were one as a human?" Sibella asked as Lincoln shook his head.
"Just plain old Lincoln Loud back home; only son with 10 sisters." Lincoln said with Sibella amazed.
"Didn't think that families get that big anymore in humans..." Sibella muttered as Lincoln then laughed.
"Prince Stolas! Plus this must be little Octavia; you are growing..." Charlie said greeting a tall owl demon in royal clothing and a teenager that looked liked a younger girl version of him in gothic clothing who just put up a hand as if to wave while sighing. Stolas however eagerly greeted Charlie by the hand. "Lincoln; this is Octavia daughter of Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia." Charlie said introducing them to Lincoln.
"It's nice to meet you young prince and Octavia; please say hello." Stolas said smiling as Octavia then said smiling.
"Nice to meet you as well... Hold on... The Morningstar royal family rules over all of hell and yet there are lesser royals?" Lincoln asked confused as Sibella snickered and Octavia looked amused.
"So how did you get sent here to Hell from the living world? Word is that there was a botched ritual that sent you here." Octavia asked as Lincoln sighed.
"Yeah... One of my sisters is a goth and she and her friends wanted to summon the king of the ream of darkness; I was in the way and got sent here by mistake and infused with Charlie's energy." Lincoln then explained and then remembered about Haiku. "Plus one of her friends... Is in love with your dad Sibella..." Lincoln said as SIbella frowned and Octavia snickered.
"I don't know how I feel about that..." Sibella said as she then spotted in the crowds a snow goose demon in a dress giving her a thumbs up and Octavia sighed. "Are you okay Octavia?" SIbella asked as she and Lincoln looked concerned.
"Just my Mum... Been pressuring me to make a good first impression with the new prince... Try and put my name forward a future possible queen of all of Hell..." Octavia sighed as Lincoln was surprised.
"But I'm a kid and you're years older..." Lincoln muttered out as Octavia scoffed at his question.
"My mum makes time to see me out of fighting with my dad over the imp he's sleeping with and it's to pressure me to put myself as a suitor..." Octavia said as Lincoln frowned feeling sorry for her as they then heard fiddle music as there was Satan playing. Plus Beelzebub giving out cotton candy sticks to the younger demons and he eagerly accepted the one she offered to him. He definitely loved the previous one.
Sibella and Octavia accepted it; "So what's it like being in the upper crust here in Hell?" Lincoln asked as Octavia sighed and Sibella shrugged.
"Can be a lot..." Sibella said as Octavia shook her head.
"That's putting it lightly... Having to go to these parties and then make a good impression on the families..." Octavia then said as Lincoln spotted Lucifer and Lilith greeting a couple of grey skinned demons.
"Bethesda! Frederick! Nice of you to join us old friends!" Lucifer called out and this caught Charlie's attention as she was suddenly worried.
"Oh fuck no... If they are here now then their kids..." Charlie said as then coming up to Lincoln was a smirking young adult demon with green skin and a dark green suit. "Here's the ex that I told you about..." Charlie whispered to Vaggie who was concerned and then became even more so. Charlie put on her smile as she greeted him saying "Seviathan; it's been a while... Lincoln; this is Seviathan who I told you about..."
Seviathan grinned as he forcibly took Lincoln's hand and said "I see that you have told him about me... Just think that if things worked out between us; then he would be calling me 'Dad' right now." Charlie and Vaggie looked awkward as Lincoln frowned. "Plus I see that you were on the rebound... Vaggie isn't it? I heard that you spent your first years in Hell sleeping around..." Seviathan said as Charlie and Vaggie looked angry. Lincoln however had his eyes widened.
"Watch what you say about Vaggie!" Charlie snapped as there was a mocking laughter as the sound of it caused Charlie's horns to snap up as there was a demon whose white hair was covering her eye. "Hello... Helsa..." Charlie muttered out as if disgusted to say the name.
"I shouldn't be too surprised that you got a filthy sinner as a new plaything and one who probably slept with half of the Pentagram before you found her!" Helsa taunted as Vaggie then snapped at Helsa in Spanish.
"Shut your fucking mouth about Vaggie as she is twenty times the woman you will ever be; you stuck up bitch!" Charlie yelled at Helsa as they then began shouting at eachother with Vaggie trying to drag her away.
Lincoln looked embarrassed and looked around wondering why everyone was acting like it's normal; "Don't worry... They always fight at these parties... Still I can get if you feel embarrassed... You should see Dad after a few too many blood wines..." Sibella said as Octavia nodded.
"Plus my parents arguing about my father's affair..." Octavia muttered out as Lincoln sighed.
"Still... I kind of hope that Charlie shows that Helsa girl what for..." Lincoln said as she watched the arguing with them both as it turned to them shoving eachother.
"So while we are slaughtering the souls of sinners by the hundreds... You want us to be on the lookout for this kid?" Adam asked in Sera's office as he was looking at a photo of Lincoln along with his file.
"Yes Adam; he is stuck somewhere in Hell and his safe retrieval is to be your top priority during the next Extermination." Sera said with dead seriousness and Adam continues looking at the photo.
"So I find him and you bring him back to his family?" Adam asked as Sera sighed catching his attention.
"Bring him to Heaven as from his stay in Hell; he will need time to recover in a safe space... Emily will be relieved to find him safe and sound and will probably volunteer to help him recovers... Then we will start to discuss about where to send him back on Earth as his family... That's a matter on a need to know basis..." Sera then said as Adam looked at his folder and was open mouthed.
"Whoa... Looks like my girls and I will one day be exterminating his folks and sisters in Hell one day..." Adam said as Sera then coughed to get his attention.
"Back on topic... Can I count on you to lead the Exorcists to do this?" Sera asked as Adam grinned.
"Don't worry Sera; my descendant will be returned safe and sound... His safety is my priority as he is still a human and he exists thanks to dees nuts." Adam said confidently as he then pointed to his groin with both hands as Sera raised both eyebrows at him.
"Thank you Adam. You are Dismissed." Sera then said as Adam floated out of the room. "I need a drink..." Sera muttered going to her own personal fridge full of wine.
The party was over and Charlie was red in the face as she directed Lincoln and Vaggie to the limo; "I am so sorry about what you saw in there... Helsa brings out the worst in me..." Charlie muttered out apologetically as Vaggie put her hand on her shoulder.
"Don't worry about it Charlie... It was hot when you had the bitch in that headlock..." Vaggie then said as Lincoln was looking at the new numbers on his phone that included Octavia and Sibella. "I saw that you made new friends Lincoln." Vaggie said with a smile and Charlie was jumping with joy as Lincoln nodded.
"First friends I made here that's close to my age... I think... Still; more friends besides Angel." Lincoln then said as Vaggie patted him on the back.
"Good that you get to have more friends besides the porn star who dials down the sex jokes when you're around..." Vaggie said as she then realised what she said as Charlie gasped.
"I know what sex is Vaggie... A year ago my oldest sister Lori was babysitting my sisters and I... I had the remote and I found this show called Ghost Fuckers that I didn't know about but was wondering about it as I love ghost shows.. I asked Lori if I could watch it when I saw the rating and she dismissively said yes as she was on the phone with her boyfriend... She looked as the show was done and she was in a panic and then gave me fifty bucks to not speak a word about it to our parents." Lincoln said as Vaggie and Charlie's eyes widened at the story. Lincoln then remembered the host and how her voice sounded like it could be like Charlie's.
"Well then... Glad that we didn't have to go over the birds and the bees..." Vaggie then said sounding relieved as she was not looking forward to that as they got into the limo.