Here we go part 2 and we continue the conspiracy.
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DM77's Psychonauts Chapter 17
Ralph's Milkman Conspiracy Part 2
Nigel was currently in the mind of Ralph the crazed security guard of the Thorny Tower Asylum, he was trying to get to the center of this Milkman Ralph was obsessing over. Nigel feels the Thundergirls might know something but isn't sure but he had to avoid being detected from the Majestic Agents poorly impersonating different people and represent Ralph's conspiracy thoughts of people watching.
Nigel sees some Majestic agent pretending to be plumbers holding plungers guarding a man hole but luckily their perimeter can be walks around so Nigel was find their but notes that for late. He comes up upon the cemetery but sees Majestic agents here too holding flowers and pretending to be widows.
"Looks like I'm not getting in there without some flowers" Nigel said he then looks to the left and sees a mental vault, he goes and whacks it open it up and shows it's reel to view.
This was titled 'Ralph: Fired Again!' the first slide showed a name tag with Ralph's name and picture on it, the next showed Ralph sitting on a chair by the entrance of a store at night smiling while in a security guard uniform. However the next slide shows the store manager firing Ralph and taking his uniform. The third slide shows and angry Ralph leaving the store but the next one has Ralph back with molotovs using milk bottles as the bottle and the following slide shows him dancing maniac like as the store was burning down and the last one shows him in the Asylum with a straitjacket being escorted.
"Wow…that is insane." Nigel said putting it down. "Put shows me some idea on how Ralph ended up the way he is."
Nigel keeps going jumping to another street close to the cementary, he sees a house cornered off by Majestic with watering cans and notes he will need one of those to check out the house.
He keeps going and sees a hedge maze but choze to investigate that later. He comes to a building where there is a security pad for a code, he checks a majestic car and found a watering can. He then takes a guess on the code with 1111 but it was wrong and an alarm blares.
Nigel moves back as a perimeter line is set up and a Majestic Agent walks out, looking around she shrugs and goes to the security pad. Nigel getting an idea uses Clairvoyance on the Agent and sees him input the code 1061 and goes back in.
"Got it, Nigel you are a genius." Nigel said to himself and goes and enters the code allowing the door to open he enters the room to see it is empty and as he explores he finds a plunger, this should get him access to the sewers when he needs to go there.
Nigel leaves the building but after stepping out a hole opens up beneath him and claws drag him down. He comes out in a burning hellscape and looks around and sees what brough him here, a Smorg, seems Ralph has some nightmares himself but he can't let it hinder his progress.
Nigel avoids the Smorg's attempts to grab him with trap claws and fires Psi Blasts at it, once it took enough damage the Smorg goes underground and attack with rapid claws made of smaller smorgs. But Nigel dodges and keeps blasting at it, eventually it weakened enough that it breaks open and several Bob-Omb's come out, Nigel gets an idea and uses Telekenisis to grab ont and throw it back into the Smorg. The creature closes up and cries out before turning to stone. Nigel finishes it off with smack crumbling it to rubble.
"Phew…that was a little tough but not too much to handle, I guess his crazed mind makes his nightmares weak due to unable to focus" Nigel said as a hole opens up and he jumps in and comes out where he was pulled down from. He gets out the watering can and goes to the house with the watering Majestic Agents and said "I'm watering."
"Me too! Perhaps we can share watering tips." The Majestic Agent said letting him though. Nigel goes into the house and finds a rolling pin and takes it before leaving.
He decides now to enter the maze to explore there, it was big, he sees a gate and beyond that the flowers he needs. He goes right and jumps a small gate and sees a crow that flies off leaving a feather. He takes it and uses Clarevoyance and sees the small gate is open.
Nigel uses his levitate ball and rolls through it and hears a gate open, he sees through the crow the main gate open. He goes through and loses his connection to the crow but grabs the flowers.
Nigel goes to the cementary and said to the Majestic agent "I'm a grieving widow."
"I am your sister in grief." The Majestic agent said and he lets Nigel past.
Nigel looks around and sees a Mauselum with it's entrance covered in large thorns. He uses Pyrokinisis to burn the brambles on fire "Yes! Burn! Well…I hope no one notices this fire." The brambles burn away and he breaks down the door and inside he sees a book. "A book?"
Nigel picks it up, unintentionally putting the flowers away and when he did he was immediately grabbed by the Majestic Agents and found himself in a dark void.
"What were you doing in the cementary?" The Agent interrogating him asked "Are you a grieving widow? Where are your flowers? What did you find in the Mausoleum? Who is the Milkman?"
Nigel passes out from all this.
When Nigel comes too, he is back in Ralph's house safe and sound.
"That book you found was dynamite! Blows the whole thing wide open." Ralph said sounding excited.
"It does?" Nigel asked confused he wasn't sure as he didn't get to look at it.
"Yes! I knew it!" Ralph said nodding "I was completely wrong about everything! But now I've got it! That book came from the Book Depository. They must want to make us think us think that's where they want us to go, because they think we'll think we know they know we know, so we won't go!"
"So, I shouldn't go to the Book Depository?" Nigel asked confused.
"Of course you're going to the Book Depository!" Ralph told him. "Take the sewers. Watch out for watchers. And radioactives. And Perpetrators! Som of those sewer workers are involved, I think. You'll need one of these." He hands Nigel a sniper rifle.
"Now we're talking." Nigel said happily taking it.
"It's fake." Ralph told him "It'll help you fit in around the other assassins."
"Assassins? Wait a second…" Nigel said confused but is then thrown out by Ralph.
"Beware the cows! Not all milk in enriched!" Ralph called out in the house.
Nigel sighs and makes his way to the sewer entrance, he must be getting close to the end of this.
Well Nigel is getting closer to getting to the solution of this madness in Ralph's head, but will it be a positive outcome?
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