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DM77's Psychonauts Chapter 18

Ralph's Milkman Conspiracy Part 3

Nigel was on his way to the sewer entrance he saw earlier and gets the Plunger he acquired in order to trick the Majestic Agents pretending to be sewer workers.

"I work in the sewers" Nigel said to one of the Majestic Agents.

"As do I. We must stick together against those who would judge us." The Majestic Agent said and allows him through.

Nigel walks in and another Mejestic Agent said "Hello sewer worker, I think I met you at the union meeting."

Nigel jumps down the manhole entry that is said to lead to the Book Depository.

We come to the Book Depository where we see many Majestic Agents armed with fake rifles looking around. Just then from the Book Depository window a shot was fired and killed one of the Majestic Agents making him shatter into mental fragments.

"They got Johnny! Poor Johnny. He was such a good Majestic Agent." One Majestic Agent said but then adds "I mean assassin. Who is shooting at us?"

Nigel appears in the area outside the perimitor, he goes into his backpack and pulls the fake rifle and said to the Majestic Agent guard "It's fake. I'm worried the other assassins are going to make fun of me."

"Shhh! Don't broadcast that fact. They look real." The Majestic Agent said to him and lets him pass "Watch out fellow assassin. There seems to be someone shooting at us from that tower."

Nigel nods and makes his way to the building, he sees a red laser site move to him and a shot fired, he uses his shield ability to block the shots. He then makes it into the Book Depository and runs up the stairs to the floor the shooter is firing from.

"Freeze! Don't come any closer!" The shooter said revealed to be a Thundergirl scout "I'll never tell you the location of the Milkman. Never!"

"Okay, let's all just settle down and talk…" Nigel said trying to calm her down.

The Thundergirl jumps out the open window "Ahhhhh!" Nigel rushes to look out the window and sees her lying their surrounded by three Majestic Agents.

"Where is the Milkman? Who is the Milkman? What is the mission of the Milkman?" The Majestic Agents asked the scout.

Co…Uh…Come closer." The Thundergirl Scout said coughing while holding a box of cookies "and I…I'll tell you." However the box of cookies was really a bomb that explodes taking her and the three Majestic Agents out.

"Glad I never bought any of those." Nigel said nodding to that. He looks around and said "Hm. The view from up here is pretty good, but I still can't see enough. I need a way to get even higher. Like super high! As if I were flying! I KNOW! Maybe I could find some stilts!"

He looks around and sees a remote control helicopter flying around and figured that would be better. He finds the remote control for it and picks it up.

"Stop, helicopter! Land and let me in! I want to see the view from up there please!" Nigel said but the Helicopter doesn't respond. He then uses Clairvoyance to see through the helicopter as it flies.

"I am a helicopter pilot." The Majestic Agent flying the helicopter said as he flies to a street that Nigel hasn't been to yet. "I like to fly helicopters. We are looking for the Milkman. We don't know where he is. Helicopters can go up and down."

"Man these guys are dumb." Nigel said watching and sees a suburban home with what looked to be an underground facility under it, in said facility seems to be a sleeping figure "Hey, wait. What's that? I'll bet that's him! The Milkman!"

"Helicopters move sideways too, but not as fast as planes." The Majesrtic Agent said.

"He's on that remote island over there." Nigel said thinking and then hears a noise. "What the heck is that sound?" He comes out of the clairvoyance and looks to see the noise was a phone with not cord. He answers it "Hello?"

"Who is the Milkman?" Ralph said on the other end.

"Ralph? Is this you? I think I found the Milkman!" Nigel said to him.

"I have no idea what you're talking about. Who is this?" Ralph said

"Okay from now on your name isn't Ralph but Rearph because you're a massive pain in my butt." Nigel said annoyed.

"If you see the lady tossing her cookies, run away!" Ralph said forebodingly before hanging up. Nigel decided to take the phone receiver with him and as he leaves spots a memory vault and cracks it open and gets the reel.

On this one it was titled 'Ralph: Hired Again!' the first slide showed Ralph in the asylum looking insane as he writes on the wall and the shadowy figure of Sarge stands behind him no doubt smirking under his helmet. The next slide shows Sarge pouring Ralph a glass of milk, the next slide then shows Sarge holding a plate of cookies and using a pocket watch to hypnotise Ralph. The next one shows Ralph calm and seemingly sane as Sarge presents him a guard uniform and a case file on the Milkman. The final slide shows Ralph in said uniform standing guard of the gate to Thorny Tower Asylum.

Nigel nods understanding that this mind set world was due to Sarge's hypnosis. He then makes his way to a nearby telephone pole but is then dragged down into the ground again for a fight against another Smorg.

The fight was similar to the last one so Nigel was able to make quick work of it. He then climbs up the telephone pole and grinds the rail till he made it to the house on the floating island where the underground facility was. He goes and knocks on the door again.

"Coming!" A Thundergirl Scout said and opens the door a bit and upon seeing Nigel screams and closes the door.

"Hmmmm, I guess I better use Invisability for this." Nigel said and knocked on the door again.

"Just a minute! It better not be that creepy guy again." The Thundergirl scout said. Nigel hides a bit and turns invsiability "Whooo is it?" She peeks out but sees no one, she closes the door and undoes a lot of locks and opens it fully and asked "Hello?"

Nigel quickly rushes in and makes himself visible "Ah ha!" He sees the room full of identical looking Thundergirl Scouts stare at him. The a figure appears who is assumed to be their den mother. She was an buff looking elderly woman with white hair in gold and black like battle armour and a red cape. She was Granny Goodness.

"Oh, hello there. Have you come to pay your Thundergirl Treats?" Granny Goodness said smiling "We knew you would. Won't you join us for our Thundergirl Scouts Pledge of Purpose?"

"To promote niceness." The Thundgergirl Scouts recited "To make the world prettier. To share candy with everyone." Nigel notices sneaking around the house several Majestic Agents but he was the only one to notice "To obfuscate the true nature of the Milkman. To protect the Milkman at all costs."

Just then the noise of cars comes through as two Majestic cars park outside the house and out comes a load of Micromangers as the house was surrounded by Micromangers and Majestic Agents.

Granny Goodness seeing this glares at Nigel and said angry "You brought them here!"

"To destroy all who would harm the Milkman, or threaten to reveal his secret objective." The Thundergirl scouts said as they match up to Nigel who backs up a bit.

"Go girls! Protect the milk!" Granny Goodness ordered

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!" One Thundergirl scout lets out a war cry and they all charge outside.

Granny Goodness jumps back and hits a button to open up a secret passageway and says to Nigel "Do no follow! The milk is not ready, and you are not ready for the milk!" She goes in and it closes behind her.

"Sorry but I got a job to do." Nigel said and follows her through as he had no where else to go.

On his way down Nigel trips and falls down some stairs. He recovers and looks to be in some sort of tomb like arena the central platform was a sleeping chamber and inside was the Milkman surrounded by bottles of milk. Nigel notices that the Milkman was actually Ralph in a milkman uniform.

"I told you not to follow." Granny Goodness said behind Nigel holding a Mega-Rod "Now you must die!"

"But…" Nigel tried to speak

"THAT IS THE WAY OF THE THUNDERGIRL SCOUTS!" Granny Goodness tells him and throws bomb cookies at him and also fires energy blasts from her Mega-Rod.

Nigel dodges them and uses livitation to send the cookies back at Granny Goodness. Once hit the Den Mother jumps to the other platforms and the process repeats.

"Enough! It's time for me to pluck out your eyes!" Granny Goodness said.

"Ha! You can't! THAT is the purpose of the shades!" Nigel said smirking

"Fine." Granny Goodness said putting on some nightvision headgear "Then I'll do this." The lights then go out "Hope you can see in the dark. Because with this special helmet I can! HAHAHAHA" She jumps away and drops something.

Nigel picks it up and sees it is a part of Granny Goodness's armor and smiles he uses clairvoyance and sees through her eyes. He then moves best he could dodging shots and throw the levitate bomb cookies at her, it was more difficult as he was doing it while looking through Granny Goodness's eyes but soon throws the last bomb cookies at her.

"Ahhh! Ooooh…ooh…" Granny Goodness lets out as the lights come back on and the den mother collapses onto the ground her armor and helmet damaged. She pants struggling to get up as she said "What have you done? He wakes!" She points

Nigel looks to the sleeping chamber as the Milkman wakes up as it opens as he and the milk bottles float upward. He said "I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

"And the sea shall run white with his rage…" Granny Goodness said coughing and smirking before collapsing into unconsciousness.

Nigel concerned runs and floats up after the Milkman. They come to outside the house where the battle was nearing it's end, many Censors and Thundergirl scouts lay on the ground groaning in pain. But soon reinforcement Majestic Agents and Censors were arriving.

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious." The Milkman said with a crazed smile as he holds one that was like a Molotov cocktail that self-lights the fuse "Special delivery today."

He then hurls it and destroys the cars and the Majestic Agents and Censors. Nigel watches this and was concerned but is then blasted back and falls unconscious.

When Nigel comes too, he was back in the real world and sits up and looks at Ralph.

Ralph then stops his rambling and smiles as he removes the Psycho-Portal and said "I am the Milkman, My milk is delicious." He tosses the Psycho-Portal away.

Nigel catches it and asks concerned "Ralph? Are you okay?"

"Time for the final delivery to this address." Ralph said as he picks up a backet crate of milk bottles and goes to the gate.

"Hey, is that milk regular kind, or the exploding dream kind?" Nigel said to him worried.

"It's fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves." Ralph said with a crazed smile and opens the gate and walks in.

"Are you sure you don't want to just talk about this, Ralph?" Nigel called out but the man ignores him

Nigel is worried if he just made Ralph's mental state worst or put a time limit on saving his friends and campmates. Least he can get into the Asylum now.

Well Nigel has helped Ralph I guess. Or he just made it worse either way he got in now.

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