Written and conceptualized by Newbie
Happy Halloween to all in the Western hemisphere!
[Gotcha cave ? ? ?]
"C'mon please get up?" Beyonder asked as Houtarou grumbled "No! I don't care if Christopher Nolan wrote it, I don't want to deal with this inception bullshit!" he's tired, I mean he thought he was living the dream with both Sakura Igarashi and Aguilera only to find it out surprise, it was actually some inception shit and the Beyonder is here. Judging by his looks it's Pre-retcon Beyonder so this is bad. Thank god he's still 'Experimenting' with shit because I can't even beat him even in dreams. This being could erase and rewrite Death like nothing.
"Listen, You will want it... Don't you want to become the Harem king?" Beyonder whined as I merely groan hiding my head in between my pillows "Please don't put words in my mouth, I just want a daughter that's all, getting a harem is a side benefit" Beyonder then shift the entire scene before my eyes as the place change into him looking over me... Before shifting back into him holding the Earth as he put on 'Salt remover' "World peace?" he asked as I said "No, Humanity is just like that, there is no Utopia".
Beyonder used toon force as he said "How about a bit of fun? I mean can't hurt anyone to play a little game right?" Well... Knowing Beyonder, he's probably going to do something bad if I disagree and besides the fact that he's entertaining me this long and not actually forcing me more then he is kinda reassure me that it might be doable.
"Great! Glad you could join me" He said shaking my hand offscreen as his head pop in off screen "Now for your first challenge... You need to defeat"
Suddenly the cave blew up as I found myself opening my eyes to an alien landscape that looks vaguely like a rundown amusement park as the sky (?) shine with unknown stars and planets. Suddenly I dash back dodging a fireball as I look up and saw a female demon ( It looks like one of those female demons you find online but with biomechanical demon wings and claws, and big insect eyes alongside a tail) as she glares at me.
"Hey you! Where is the Beyonder!" she screams annoyed as I merely ticked as I looked at her and said "Listen lady, don't care but I get the feeling I need tto beat you to the ground" I said as she smirk "Oh alright big boy... In that case... Moon Dinosaur!" Wait what?
Giving out a primal roar, I can feel the truth of the world weakening as fantasy... Wait isn't this a dream? How is the law of reality applying in a dream world? That shouldn't make sense!
"Urm actually... Dreams do shape reality" Beyonder said doing the nerd emoji straight up as Devil girl roar out with anger
YU!
And then an army of undead Chinese people wielding woks arrive to attack us What the fuck is going on!?
I punched a few of the Chinese out of the way as their bones shatter and turn into dust... No really what's going on? Suddenly Moon Dinosaur roars as it charged at me, I managed to duck out of the way but suddenly an impossible number blinded me as my mind went temporarily numb as devil girl took that chance to strike at me. I got up as I felt the demonic strength behind her, shit she is not as strong as a pure blooded demon but maybe a half breed? Probably was defective and use technology to enhance her own power - And Moon dinosaur... Shit Moon Dinosaur, he must have used the concept that the moon doesn't emit its own light.
Yet the moon reflect its light from the sun, meaning it's a liar. Despite that most people believed that for god knows how long meaning that Moon Dinosaur can manifest lies... No they can completely replace fantasy with reality.
I then got up as I got out the Gotchardriver and took out 2 of my chemy card Angever (Well Angelead is now Angel + Silver. Let just do Angewoman lol) and Warpodactyl (Well I decided to completely copy paste Mega Aerodactyl but with a ghastly appearance with a few glittering and purplish rings)
Gotchanko! Angedactyl!
(The feathers on his helmet is longer with glowing purple runes in rings on his black bodysuit as the golden claws are now more dominant and the wings are more stony and spiky like mega Aerodactyl)
I did the pose as I flew up and shot out a punch as the space in between the 2 acted as a medium for holy light as Devil girl got knocked back as she was burned slightly as Moon Dinosaur look back and roar as it charged toward Houtarou - Only for him to roar and shot out a breath of sheer spatial energy as space itself rend and warp toward Moon Dinosaur as he imbued it with the concept of Truth.
Moon Dinosaur fell as it died, Devil girl crawling toward her friend as she couldn't find words. Houtarou went up and cave her head in
"Oh my, that was good! You really are more savage then the actual dinosaur. Even the devil wouldn't be as cruel" Beyonder pop in as he praised my cruelty and savageness.
Sighing, Houtarou dehenshin as he said "What do you want?"
Beyonder said "Ok, congratulation! You pass the tutorial level!" ... "So please enter this hole to continue with the story line" Houtarou look up as he said "Can't back out now huh?" Beyonder smile as he merely pushed him in.
[? Singularity 6 - The Shining Airgetlám, in order to save time we're going by movie version ok? I am not going to write the entire plot of the game, I don't have the time nor knowledge and I am certainly not replaying it again, I have something to do on Nov 1st.]
Appearing above it as I watched down upon it like a flat tv screen, Beyonder told me the challenge. In short I lost my Kamen Rider power... But I would need to play a 'game' That involve finding several 'Legend' Rider belt as I can transform. In short I need to henshin using different device.
Ok... This shouldn't be that hard.
[Objective: Find the Mach Driver Location: Center of the Holy selection grounds Goals: survive for 5 minutes after getting the Mach driver - Note: Each driver will be erased before the next mission]
Well shit. I walk around the ruins as I tried to remember if I have seen this before... I have not seen this level yet...? Like there is a blip of... Oh no, the Beyonder retroactively made it so I never played this level fuck! Well I can still infer that... That... Great I can't even use my other Meta knowledge to deduce the course of this game... Well played.
I ask around the refugee site, a ruined city with only a shining pillar of what I can vaguely see as city. I can sense a faint... Something emanating from it, similar to Angever or Shoryuden but... I can't infer much more from that. I decided to talk with the locals and every where I go is this sense of... Hopelessness. People just... Gave up. I know this is a dream inside a dream inside a dream manipulated by some being so powerful power is useless in front of it but...
I look to the side and to my shock I saw them. Gudako, Da Vinci and Mash alongside... Who is that? Should I go talk to them? Should I help them? Suddenly our eyes met and I realized that my clothes and look are way too foreign and healthy compared to anyone else.
"Hey wait up!" Gudako shout as she ran after me but I slip into the crowd as I made myself not here.
[POV switch]
'Who was that?' Gudako thought as when she was walking through the ruins with Lucius and the rest of the servants, she saw someone Japanese. Could it be a servant? From the looks he seems Japanese and that's all she got beside his strange eyes. But she could definitely sense something was off about him, a 6th sense from all of her adventures as she realized something... Where is he? Not here
"Da Vinci, Mash, did you sense anyone else around here" Gudako asked as Mash & Da Vinci said "None Senpai, I didn't see anything unusual" "Neither did I"
Well... We can only wait for the holy selection to see since there is a chance we might meet
[POV switch]
"3 of you have been selected... The rest will be cleansed" A knight of the sun declared as I remember him from somewhere... G...G...Gal? I don't know but suddenly a bunch of arrows started to rain from the sky, so I acted quickly and punched my arm in the air - displacing the air as the arrows were reflected back twice the force. Everyone suddenly duck (aside from some of the servant) 'What power' Mash thought as she looked at me. 'Another servant?' 'Lucius' thought as Gawain merely watched me
I crack my neck as another wave of arrows was fired so I quickly made them incorporeal for a second as I dealt with the 2 knights, easily dispatching them. But I felt that they were fundamentally different enough to be considered not humans.
Gawain step forth as he said "Enough! Interloper, you have disturbed the Holy punishment... I shall strike you down here and now" he said as he pulled out his sword... And the night turn into day as it shined... Usually a servant would instantly know who he was but I didn't as I merely yawned
"Oh nice party trick" I said bored as everyone did a spittake when suddenly Gudako shout out "Be careful mysterious servant-san! That's Gawain! Knight of the Sun!" ... OH Moon Cell! Shit that's how I know him! "Ah yes... Gawain, invincible under the sun eh?" I said as I crank my neck as Gawain took his signature stance "I suppose that it's true... Even the tiniest of dust can become brilliant under the light of the sun" I said mockingly as I then reached my location and raised my hand up.
I punched the ground as the floor produce a ripple like effect as it sent the people shaking back and forth as the walls collapse aside from the gate. I reached for it... Mach Driver.
"hang on... That's the... MACH DRIVER Honoh!" Gudako shouted... It has been 2 years since she last watched Kamen Rider Drive but she can still remember the show and how Kamen Riders inspired her.
"Yes you are right" I told her as I put it on and pulled out the Signal Legend Gotchard (Gorgrush with the Gotchard symbol on it) as I insert it into the Mach Driver - upgrading it as my eyes widen... So even with other Kamen Rider device it still works? Gawain and the rest shield their eyes as they saw the light.
"I see... So this is the FTL driver Houtarou" (Imagine a sleek and futuristic version of the Mach Driver production model but with red and a hot rod flame on it surface) I insert the signal bike in as I said "Henshin!" Making the classic Mach pose.
Signal bike! Legend! Gotchard! Gotchanko!
Suddenly a light shined from me acting as it epicenter as the light dim down.
The sky darken as Gawain eyes widen (Even Lartoria) as the sun still in the sky shined down upon me like a stage light as the Beyonder manipulate it with strings while I made a dramatic pose "Dreaming! Hoping! Traversing! All done at... FTL! Kamen Rider Gotchard! Ver. Drive special (Kamen Rider Chaser Mach but with Gotchard face and color scheme and a Gorgrush wheel and a red scarf. The wheel also had the Gotchard symbol + Drive symbol)" I said as I did the Kamen Rider Drive pose as a visage of Kamen Rider Drive, Mach, Chase, and Heart + Brain appears alongside me as Gudako and the Beyonder clap... Oh they just noticed him as they were shocked.
Beyonder shush them as he said "Quiet... The song is about to play" "huh" Gudako asked as The Beyonder turn into a guitar and was played by himself
"After the rain from the break in the clouds!" Surpise drive - Kamen Rider Eternal
Charging at Gawain with a burst of speed - he then suddenly appears behind the knight of the sun as he punch at him from the back. Going the speed of light - he then strike at him in multiple places, the knight barely keeping up as he tried to block his strike. "At the speed of light, even the sin can't keep up with me" I whisper behind him as I jumped over him in the front landing on his sword. Taking a stance I bowed to the refugees as the kids started to clap.
"Please" I said jumping into a front flip landing in front the kids "enjoy this show, made by Toei Co LTD!" I said bowing like a gentlemen as Gawain strike pass by. I then kick my leg back striking him in the solar plexus as I crack my knuckles, pressing the FTL driver multiple time
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! ALL RAINBOW!
A stream of rainbows appear behind me as it condensed into my feet as Gawain raised his sword Excalibur Galatine
This sword is a replica of the sun.
Its flame shall cleanse all the impurity of this world.
Excalibur Galatine!
The sword unleased the light of the sun as it enveloped me. Mash and Gudako gasp as Leonardo and Bedivere prep to interfere and hopefully get the finishing blow as the Hassan ready themselves. Suddenly the fire condensed and was sucked into the Gorgrush wheel as I merely said "Ah... Thank you for the meal" I said even bowing down to him before jumping into the air
Hissatsu! Full Throttle! Legend Gotchard!
To everyone shock I jump into the sky as a rainbow color apparition of Mach and Chaser appear next to me as Gawain eyes widen only to be hit by them first - then out of the explosion, I went in and did a kick on whatever was left of his body as Gawain experienced the joys of 3 full powered rider kick. Disappearing as I landed on the ground not even looking at the explosion as I pose.
Standing back up I took out the Legend signal bike as it said Good work. Looking up I saw Artoria Pendragon but with bigger breast. She must be the big bad so I merely gave her a threatening signal of slicing her neck. She merely looked at me as she prep to use her lance but
"Wow! That was a great show!" Beyonder said as his head spun... No one dared to attack them... How could they? He's casually defying the law of physics, even Artoria no Goddess Rhongomyniad is wary of him... This... Thing could erase them all with nothing more then a mere thought.
"Is that... Marvel beyonder?" Gudako asked afraid as the beyonder head did a 180 before leaning back and shooting out at her "YOU ARE 100% CORRECT!" Suddenly she was on a throne as multiple Beyonder clone shook her hand "Congratulation! You are the biggest nerd in existance! NERD ALERT!" he said before laughing. As he point at her before his body shift over to Houtarou "Now... For your reward... One wish shall be granted, you can ask to end this game early, or maybe become a god... What will it be?" The Beyonder said as Houtarou looked at the refugee
"Those people... Can you give them hope... That's all I want" Houtarou stated with no hesitation as the Beyonder eyes widen. "You know I can twist the wish in so many way right? HEY PEOPLE! YOU ARE JUST LIVING IN THIS GUY DREAMS! SO NONE OF THIS IS REAL!" Beyonder head grew and shouted all over as the singularity begun to crack "See? I gave them hope that their suffering will end soon?"
...
"Will you really do that for your own entertainment? After that's so unoriginal" Houtarou merely stated as The Beyonder merely smiled "Very well... Whoever dies will become ascend to the 5th level of creation whilst still keeping their humanity. That's more of a Utopia then Avalon is." He said as the refugee cried as they hug each other.
"Now lets move on to the next challenge!" Beyonder said but before that Gudako went up as she asked a barrage of question "Hang on wait! Are you really a Kamen Rider!? Is this a dream!? What's" I put a finger on her lips as I said "Inception... Is mid... And yes I am a Kamen Rider from the future who's fighting for other people hopes and dreams." I said before the Beyonder snap his finger as everyone was teleported
Goddess Rhongomyniad look with the passivity of a goddess as she assemble her knights. It's time to take this into her own hand.
[POV switch: Middle of fucking nowhere]
"Ok your next task is"
[Objective: Since that fight was so fast... Clear this race course! Rules: No Tp, no space warp, just pure speed]
"Ok... I got this" I said as I rev up the engine like Mach and smoothly hit my FTL driver Houtarou like I do to any women I meet. "Yeah that's somehow true" Beyonder said as his head went to the sky like Uncle Grandpa as he shouts "GOOOOOOO!" I then took off at FTL speed to clear this 10 trillion laps... Might take a while with the precise turn and movements
[Wirtual trackmania monologue]
"Speedslide... Wall bounce, nose glitch... Swerve swerve! Luck Luck! I pulled a wirtual, I need to change my pants... Urg... Air time bad! This .001 second cut right here"
[Ok monologuing is over]
Panting I look at the time and it's only 3 hours... Well that lap was so long, I am almost rammed into something... Or I did as I am pretty sure I... Woooo... I am going to pass ou-
[POV switch to me - the great all powerful Beyonder, conveniently placing him next to Nitocris who is being kidnapped cause we are fusing shit Newbie can remember from the game with the anime he can barely recall]
"Ow hey woman! I didn't do anything" I said as I dodge another sphinx from her as I punch it away. "No way! Look at your strange clothing! Also you were totally perving on me and feeling me be-" "I woke up on top of you! How does that make me responsible!?" "So you are saying this pharoh body isn't worthy of praise?" "well I would try to get to know you better before making a move... Also you bipolar or some shit?" "N-No you're! You just said you didn't touch me but yet you claim to be willing to!" "Different things!"
Yeah this is tiring but eventually I manage to convince her I was some one passing by so she cleared the sandstorm and led me to... Egypt? Cairo? Shit I saw Camelot nearby, now there is a Cairo? Fuck me.
I walk through the wheat feel and the people who happiness seems 'fake' (?) 'dependent' (?) 'false' (?) and I can't remember my mission and the objective god damn it fuck! I look around as I was lead to the temple that look vaguely familiar... Suddenly when I saw who was on the throne room I realized who it was... Ozymandias from Fate/Prototype. DIO!
"Lord Ozymandias" I said out of sheer meme as he looked impressed "hm... Interesting foreigner. Now tell me which part of the land did you came from?" he asked a vague question as I gave a vague answer "A far away distant land" I said as he nodded "And to why you are here?" a question to which many answers can satisfy "My lord, I heard of a land that flows with enough bread to the point that one can't count it anymore" I said trying not to snicker at the meme.
Ozymandias nod "Indeed the land of Canaan is- " Wait pause, scroll back... Canaan? Like Moses? Shit I shouldn't say that name in front of him as I merely let the conversation continue
"Tell me weary traveler from the far lands... To why you have come to my empire" he said testing me... Too vague and I will be caught but to specific will make me part of something I wouldn't like, I need to come up with an answer quick as all 100 rooms in my brain fire up an answer "My lord, I have heard rumors of a great kingdom that provide safety and shelter for those strong enough to brave the storms. I was merely curious as a scout sent up here to see if it was viable for my tribe clans to come and live in" I said smoothly.
Both me and Ozymandias knew that there isn't a single thread of truth but he knew that pushing it further would be... Foolish "Very well foreigner, You did save Nitocris life after all, so that means that you are a part of this empire. You shall be assigned a royal room in the palace!" He said "Remember well the gratitude of this Pharaoh!" I will... I will...
[Over the next 3 days]
I have been discretely searching for my next objective and the Beyonder refused to tell me where I am supposed to even make head or tail of this whole thing as I tried to find it to no avail. But I did do some 'other' productive things. Spending time in the bath with Nitocris, learning about her wishes about her brother so I told her mine about having a family. Spending some time teaching the guard 'Alchemy' since she discovered my power as an 'alchemist' and spending untold time in her bed.
"You know, you really should try and find that second driver" the Beyonder said as I look in the lake "FUck!" I shouted before calming down "Jesus, don't jumpscare me like that" I said "also, how am I supposed to find it? I searched everywhere!? Like 50% OF ALL THE PLACES I COULD ACCESS! " I screamed at him as the Beyonder merely sighed and said "Ok... Well listen kid, Gudako and her crew has just arrived and Lancelot is going to attack in I will say about 1 hour so prepare for yourself."
"Wait what!?" I said as I got up and quickly knelt down "Dude give me a clue or some shit!? You never gave me anything" I said as the Beyonder laugh "Fine Fine... Look through your hidden eye"
Then the Beyonder just disappear as now I got to search the wheat field ... FUCK!
[POV switch 5 minutes later]
I then waited as I tried to figure out what he meant... Look with my hidden eye? Like shit what am I supposed to do with that? Hmm... Wait! Drive then Ghost! I instantly meditated as I quickly realized that yes, there was something hidden in my soul.
In that case I need to look for myself, more importantly. I need to focus on my death...
[45 minute later]
That was... Unpleasant but now I got it as I suddenly ran over to the guards and tell them to prep themselves for Lancelot attack. "A urm... Scout returned and told me that Lancelot was going to attack!" They quickly got intoo gear and one went to warn the king as the rest of the men assembled at the border... I could see Lancelot and his men at the edge of our nation border.
'So this what he looked like without the helmet' I thought as I know what his ability as a berserker
"MEN! Remember my briefing! Do not fight anyone aside from those knight! They can be easily taken down if you work together! Aim for the weakspot" "SIR YES SIR!" They said saluting as I merely looked at Lancelot - now is the time for action.
Looking at each other I felt Nitocris arrive as she hug my arm and whisper "Just don't die on me ok?" as I merely nod her head oh and I saw Gudako and her merely gang as I looked up and saw Bedivere, I turn to him and told him "Help defeat the enforcement knight, the long range one" I merely stated as he then nodded and said "What about you sir... Gotchard" I merely paused a bit as I said "I will handle Lancelot" I took out the Gotchard Boost Damashii as I press it and put it inside my Ghost driver ver. Houtarou (the eye is rainbow colored as an arrow that can flip side depending on how you pull the lever is overlayed on the top)
"EH!? Ghost as well!?" Gudako said with her eyes wide as she geek over it - she didn't really like it plot but she knew how powerful Kamen Rider Ghost is.
"Henshin!" I did Kamen Rider Specter henshin pose as the Gotchard boost damashii overlay itself on me
Kaigan! Boost! I am a boost! Fighting Spirit! Go Fight GO Fight GOGO FIGHT! kaigan! Gotchard (Gotchard driver noise) the shining alchemy! Turning gold into hope (Gotchanko)!
This is Kamen Rider Gotchard ver. Ghost Boost special
(Kamen Rider Gotchard ver Ghost Boost take the transient Toucon boost with the Gotchard damashii overlay as he has Gotchard Fire face (Daybreak) and the damashii is basically Kamen Rider Gotchard fire suit but in a parka with 2 engine exhaust on the back)
I let out a roar as several chains shot out to anchor me to the ground as the Gotchardic conceptual heat sink emit mass amount of heat on the ground as it melt "Stay back everyone... Because my fighting spirit is burning bright!" Gudako made a mini geek sound as I saw Beyonder on the top of temple as he play
[What's ya fire - feat me - the beyonder]
I rush through the hoard of knights as I collide with Lancelot own sword, Arondight as I engage into a pushing contest. Suddenly I phased through his flank as I then deliver a kick to the side - As expected of the Lancelot he survived but his saint graph was a bit messed up. Now time to deliver some rapid punches as the flames chip away his saint graph as he became weaker and weaker when suddenly
Looking up into the sky I saw a pillar of light descend upon us. We both stopped as we looked up "What the?" I said as I felt that this singular attack could definitely could destroy the world. It itself rend space time to ascend down and attack beyond the timeline, I can only count a handful of Kamen Riders who could match it and several more who could surpass it. In that case...
Seeing Lancelot retreating figure, I decided that I got bigger fish to fry as Mash went up and helped cover me "Thanks kid!" I said as I rush back to Nitocris, and Gudako as I asked Nitocris "Can you conjure something that could block the attack or delay it? I need time to charge up my own"
Mirror of Corpses, Mirror of Darkness.
Become a doorway and bring terror here.
Anpu Neb Ta Djeser!
Suddenly a black void (?) appears as it blocked Rhongomyniad for a bit before breaking through. As expected, even a warp portal can't hope to stop it. I took a second to look at the eldritch deities on the other side as I swear I could see a child "Huh, kinda cute" I remarked as Gudako looked at me weirdly "What? That's cute!?" she asked as I merely shrug my shoulders "I have seen the Corinthian and the Beyonder, compared to something like them... She is oddly cute" "Wait what ?" Gudako asked as Nitocris said "Hurry! I don't think I can hold it much longer!"
I then nod my head as I activated my finisher - as several chains comparable to Enkidu shoot out to anchor me in reality as the conceptual heat sinks on my back provided me a boost - I transcend spirituality to attack the fate itself. A visage of Kamen Rider Ghost Tousan damashii and Kamen Rider Sin Specter appear beside me as when the void broke from the pressure we applied our own Ghost sigil upon it to block the attack
DaiKaigan! Chou fever Omega drive
The angelic and fallen wings of god merge with the fire of hope as they rush toward to kick the holy spear assault - Rushing through the sky - the Rider kick meet with the tip of the lance as it broke apart. After a lot of screaming and passionate cries the Rider kick went through as the ribbons of light unravel and Houtarou landed on the ground epically.
He turned around to give everyone a thumbs up as the people started to cheer.
"Congratulaition! You have passed the 2nd event in the story line! Now onto the third event! Huh? Wait hang on what" the Beyonder started to said as his body morph into a question mark. "I see... Hmm... Interesting... Very well I will see about it" The Beyonder said as he tilted his head to the sky before looking at Houtarou "Enjoy your little trip"
[Much later]
"Ozymandias kept you waiting huh?" Houtarou said waiting outside the temple as he talked with Gudako "Yep!" she said looking up at Houtarou with admiration in her eyes "But we were banished by him... Well not really but he told us about another location we can go to" she said rubbing her head... Hm... Strange, why would Ozymandias send Gudako away? Probably cause she didn't agree to become slave for his empire or some shit. But knowing his pride there is most likely something going on here... Something is out there other then Artoria and he wants Gudako go after it... Someone strong that can keep both the strongest pharaoh and a Goddess at bay.
"Welp kid I heard through the rumor mill that there is gonna be a feast for you here. So who know stay tune for that" I said as I played with my 'reward'. An Energy item advance named Full Stop. No clue what it does but all I know is that it's fundamentally different from time stop and might be a Hail Mary. "So kid, anything else I can do for you?" I said as Gudako pouted "I am not a kid! I am 17!" I then laughed as I said "Will you know what? Technically speaking I am 17 as well but in 2024. Meaning that in the 2016 era you came from I am technically 9 year old at most" I said
Gudako blush as she start to think 'Hang on... 2024... Does that mean...' I can see her thinking and I decided to give her hope "Yep, you will save the world and time will continue moving on" I merely stated giving her hope as she smiles. I rub her head as she slightly blush, "Alright kid, I need to take a bit of a nap so yeah, see you at the feast"
Looking at his retreating figure Gudako couldn't help but blush... She just got a head pat from a Kamen Rider
[POV switch]
I wake up again... Oh fucking c'mon! Why am I in a lake? Inception again!? Fuck me!? This's not funny I hate Christopher Nolan!
"At last you have cometh alchemist" a deep gravely voice that sounds like Kirei Kotomine said. "Ok listen" I said turning around to the fog "This is a bad premise for some appearance ok? I mean Inception is a good movie but the idea behind it is too complicated!"
Suddenly the old man appears before me... Ah First Hassan from Babylon. "I have been in contact with Death of the endless, who is my benefactor and she has given you a task" Death of the endless? Fuck Death of the Endless vs Pre retcon Beyonder? Anyone?
"The Beyonder has also agreed to it - they shalt set up a task for thee. In the far west of this land, one of my own is captured alongside another. Rescue the 2 of them and you will be rewarded" he said as a Game Driver and a Dual Gashat was held up... Woohoo I love this...
"Ok... I will depart immediately, so can I please get out of this dream?" I said as this is already more confusing then it needs to be.
Waking up I was glad to be out of that dream "Or are you?" "Oh c'mon Beyonder... Is that Death of the endless playing Inception theme?" "Yep" she said as she begun to play as Beyonder started to beatbox as I wanted to ask but "Well I am outside her domain of influence so I would win" "yeah pretty much" Ah... That answers a lot.
[After a bit of flying randomly since 'west' was a bad idea]
I came by 4 different forts and guess what? None of them had anything aside some random people and a bunch of those knight! I am tired of this shit and I only have 15 minutes left before I ran out. Honestly I just want to get this over with. Inception is not a good movie and even more when it's so unnecessarily confusing!
Wait... I finally found something! It looks like Bedivere fighting with... Mordred! Yeah I know her from that one Holy Grail war with Jeanne D'arc in it. I snuck in but suddenly
[Objective: Rescue Hassan of serenity and Tawara Touta! Time limit: 3 minutes and survive the aftermath before giving them back to Xuanzang Sanzang and First Hassan]
Ok that should be easy... Why is everyone looking at me? Oh I ran out of time. Giving a wry smile I told the crowd "Ganbare mina-san! Good luck Bedivere! I believe in you" Before turning the ground into liquid as I pass through it. Welp not my fight, I just want to end this - Kill Artoria and then leave.
After getting through the dirt I went to the dungeon which I have memorized from having to go through them so many time. I finally found the Hassan of Serenity and got her out of those chains before going to Tawara Touta as I cut him out of his chain "Thank yo-" "Skip" "Wait what?"
I said as I got out of here as I gesture him to follow me. I tried to slow down and not use my speedrunner strat but we encounter someone... "That's the man who tortured me" Serenity said as I got her off my back "Oi Fucker! I am with the FBI! Get down on the ground... Ok bad joke but seriously, be prep for the fisting of your life" I said
Agravain merely smiled as he said "Et tu? Are you sure about that Mr Ichinose" he said as the chains surround his knight turning them into little more then Rabid dogs "After all I have heard about you from some very interesting source" he said before pulling out... Another Ridewatch? Ok what's going on?
SABER
He then twist and turn as he became... Another Saber as his draconic mouth roar at us... Oh fuck me Why another Rider? I don't even have a Saber... and where did he get that Ridewatch
"Ahha! That was the twist of this story!" I turn around as someone came swinging in from the ceiling... God please no, don't let it be "I am Mr. Twist one of the 5 members of the Self-Referential Six" he said as Tawara then asked "Wait... then who is the sixth?" I groan as Mr. Twist then said "Ah ha! That's the twist! The twist is that the 6th member is right in front of you this whole time! It's Houtarou Ichinose!"
Serenity and Tawara looked at me as I groan and said "There is no 6th member, he just like to say... You know what no! Fuck why are you here!? What is going on!?"
"That's the twist Houtarou!" God this is so annoying please kill me now "I am actually" he pulled out another Riderwatch with my face on it... Oh c'mon! Why?
Gotchard
Transforming into Another Gotchard he then laugh manically as he face me "The twist is that I am an Anotherrider" Ok... I am so tired, please no more twist
"Oh and here is another twist! Someone is actually coming to help you" Beyonder said as he took a video game controller and summon Artoria or Goddess Rhongomyniad as a game character. "Ok why would that" Houtarou started as the 2 servants behind him tense up and ready for battle... Wait oh I see it's because Kamen Rider Saber uses Artoria power...
[FIGHT DUO]
[Bum Bum copyrighted pokemon music]
[Another Saber: 100 HP 100 PP Fire/Steel type
/
Another Gotchard: 100 HP 100 PP Psychic/steel type]
vs
[Goddess Rhongomyniad: 100 HP 100 PP Dragon/Fairy type
/
Houtarou Ichinose: 100 HP 100 PP Fighting/psychic type]
[Moves] [Item] [Special] [Retreat now available]
Dragon breath / Hidden power
Goddess Rhongomyniad use Dragon Breath! Houtarou Ichinose use Hidden Power!
It's not very effective! It's Effective!
[Another Saber: 75 HP 100 PP Fire/Steel type
/
Another Gotchard: 85 HP 100 PP Psychic/steel type]
vs
[Goddess Rhongomyniad: 100 HP 80 PP Dragon/Fairy type
/
Houtarou Ichinose: 100 HP 85 PP Fighting/psychic type]
Enemy turn
[Moves] [Item] [Special] [Retreat now available]
The twist is / Arrow barrage
It's super effective! It's Effective
[Another Saber: 75 HP 80 PP Fire/Steel type
/
Another Gotchard: 85 HP 90 PP Psychic/steel type]
vs
[Goddess Rhongomyniad: 70 HP 80 PP Dragon/Fairy type
/
Houtarou Ichinose: 80 HP 85 PP Fighting/psychic type]
Houtarou is now confused!
[Moves] [Item] [Special] [Retreat not available]
PP Harden
Forced move: Why?
Houtarou is now clearly questioning his sanity!
Goddess Rhongomyniad gain 20PP! Gain +3 SP ATK
[Another Saber: 75 HP 80 PP Fire/Steel type
/
Another Gotchard: 85 HP 90 PP Psychic/steel type]
vs
[Goddess Rhongomyniad: 70 HP 100 PP Dragon/Fairy type
/
Houtarou Ichinose: 80 HP 85 PP Fighting/psychic type]
Enemy turn
[Moves] [Item] [Special] [Retreat not available]
Monkey king ascension Smokescreen
Critical hit chance increase for enemy! + 20 HP For enemy! -25% accuracy for allies! +15% dodge roll for enemy
[Another Saber: 95 HP 80 PP Fire/Steel type
/
Another Gotchard: 105 HP 90 PP Psychic/steel type]
vs
[Goddess Rhongomyniad: 70 HP 100 PP Dragon/Fairy type
/
Houtarou Ichinose: 80 HP 85 PP Fighting/psychic type]
[Moves] [Item] [Special] [Retreat not available]
Seduction
Houtarou is no longer confused!
[Another Saber: 95 HP 80 PP Fire/Steel type
/
Another Gotchard: 105 HP 90 PP Psychic/steel type]
vs
[Goddess Rhongomyniad: 70 HP 100 PP Dragon/Fairy type
/
Houtarou Ichinose: 80 HP 85 PP Fighting/psychic type]
Enemy turn
[Moves] [Item] [Special] [Retreat not available]
Fast attack The twist is...
Critical hit! The twist is that it's super effective and knock Goddess Rhongomyniad into Houtarou Ichinose!
[Another Saber: 95 HP 80 PP Fire/Steel type
/
Another Gotchard: 105 HP 90 PP Psychic/steel type]
vs
[Goddess Rhongomyniad: 20 HP 100 PP Dragon/Fairy type
/
Houtarou Ichinose: 30 HP 85 PP Fighting/psychic type]
[Moves] [Item] [Special] [Retreat not available]
Ziku Driver Henshin!
Houtarou recieve Ziku Driver! Henshin! Rider time! Kamen Rider Zi-O! Armor Time! Gotchanko! Gotchard!
Extra turn granted! Henshin is a free move!
[Another Saber: 95 HP 80 PP Fire/Steel type
/
Another Gotchard: 105 HP 90 PP Psychic/steel type]
vs
[Goddess Rhongomyniad: 20 HP 100 PP Dragon/Fairy type
/
Houtarou Ichinose: 30 HP 85 PP Fighting/psychic type]
[Moves] [Item] [Special] [Retreat not available]
Rider kick Rhongomyniad
Rider kick is super effective! Rhongomyniad is super effective
[Another Saber: - NULL_HP 80 PP Fire/Steel type
/
Another Gotchard: -NULL_HP 90 PP Psychic/steel type]
vs
[Goddess Rhongomyniad: 20 HP 90 PP Dragon/Fairy type
/
Houtarou Ichinose: 30 HP - 80 PP Fighting/psychic type]
Another Gotchard "The twist is we were going to lose anyway!" He screamed before exploding. The Beyonder then stopped playing with his video game controller as he went up and congratulated all of himself as Houtarou just said "Dude please stop... Listen Beyonder"
Houtarou then took center stage as he said "Just because something sound complicated and creative like putting someone in a dream inside a dream only for it to be reality when it's also the dreams of some other people sounds really good on paper but when you execute it, it's kinda trash. I mean I am not having fun here! Does it look like anyone is having fun!?" I said as I gesture around "No! This whole Inception idea was a scam and a failure from the start! It was supposed to be a meme! A meme! But we had to take it seriously since Christopher Nolan started it."
"Listen Beyonder... Can we just kill Artoria over here so I can get out of this nightmare" I beg as he groaned and said "Fine"
I then got back my Gotchardriver as I groaned and just honestly, I didn't even spare her a Kamen Rider kick and she didn't fight back as she was still under the Beyonder brain wipe.
[Real world]
Houtarou got back as he felt cramps all over his body, thankfully that fever dream was over... Or was it...?
"Nope nope we're not doing this" Houtarou said as he walked off stage as the cast and crew member (All me - the Beyonder by the way) argue and said Oh c'mon!
Happy Halloween
I tried to write something about FGO since I saw a lot of FGO cosplay but I kinda lost the plot when I tried to include inception. Obviously the plot is always gonna be wonky when something like Pre-retcon Beyonder is involved but I just don't have the energy to replay the Camelot singularity nor watch it again. I also had to write this fast as I was busy with school.
So I decided to do the South Park and make this a take on Inception and why overcomplicating something is not funny. This is meant to be comedic