Written and conceptualized by Trung
Edited by Trung
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I had to pull like 5 random kids from middle school and pay them 1 million VND (like 40 USD or something) each out of my own money and told them to read other fanfic rated Teen. And this fanfic is - dare I say - is rated teen. So no need to report this fanfic
[Meanwhile]
"Hey do you hear something?" "IDK" "It sound like an airplane overhead" "Really? It kinda sound like a drone?" "Seriously? But I don't see anything in the sky though"
[3km up in the sky]
"Listen Gekiocopter! can't you see that you are disturbing these people!" I said as I stood in the air standing on solid air as I look at Gekiocopter and create a mini vacuum to not be affected by the air - displacing my sound wave so it can reach Gekiocopter who is flying around "Gekio!" "Hopper!" "Yes we will give you some space to fly! Not as much as you currently have! But I promise that one day in the future you can fly freely again!"
"... Gekio?" "Hopper Hopper X-Hopper" X-Hopper said as he jumped around showcasing his new form as Gekiocopter looks intrigue.
"Gekio!" Gekiocopter said as he then enter the chemy card as he begun shining. I look at his new card that now looks like it has 3 mini Cameo heli with it... This is GekioKomachi (So I was playing BTD battles and got the idea to use BTD monkeys for inspiration so I took the Comanche commander and just gave them a camo repaint. Uncreative but I really can't think of much else)
[Furasu High]
"And that's why Kamen Rider Gotchard is the greatest hero in the world bar none" Houtarou said concluding his 50 slide presentation which is basically a narcistic rant about why he's the greatest Kamen Rider. Praying that Ohma Zi-O doesn't show up and rekt my ass lol. But hey everyone is clapping for me
"Yes... That was a very good presentation but you went over the 4 minute mark... By an hour" Kirisu, our literature teacher said as I turn around and looked at her "Oh I am sorry? So are you saying that Kamen Rider Gotchard, the guy who saved the world... Isn't a hero?" I said as she just looked at me confused "Well... I think that what he has done is ur... Deserving of praise but he's just a fict-"
"truth is stranger than fiction" I quote Mark Twain "But it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't"
"... Ok Houtarou listen I will give you an E- but if you were to do the assessment next week then I will consider grading it 100/100"
"No" "Glad yo- Wait what?" "Nope"
I said as I just left through the door and out of school.
Everyone just stared at the door as if thinking 'WTF?'
[On the road]
I begun to twiddle my thumb, over the last week I have been busy ever since the crossover event with Geats. I have been training my alchemy to new heights, completely capable of performing up to 5 alteration in mere second. I took inspiration from Medea and her ability to 'cast' spells by merely speaking, this would of course constitute for the creation of an entirely new language, which is easier than I expected but I made it so that one word could mean many different ones and for syllables to be interchangeable with one another.
Of course just because I can create it doesn't mean I can speak it but I am confident that with a few more days I can do it. In fact this language which I call... Gotchamics (Copyrighted) has only 10 'sounds' and can perfectly encompass all the alchemy that I currently need to perform. Now I could just do it in my mind but for some reason, speaking whilst doing alchemy is always going to be more 'powerful' than doing it silently. Idealism and cool plot I guess?
Aside from that small update, I have decided that... Education can is no longer necessary and the only reason I attended was for reconnaissance and plot purposes.
In short, from today on, I am dropping out of school. It was a fun farce and I really did enjoy it but for the sake of a future filled with happiness I decided to quit.
Humming to myself I thought 'If only I had some... music' I had an epiphany. As we all know in literally any Tokusatsu the moment the main character theme started to play, you know the monsters have been wronged. In short what tuning magecraft does is synchronize with the users 'magical source' and enhance them or rather make them more 'effective'
But we all know that in Tokusatsu, Idealism is everything so...
"Houtarou-san!" I heard a voice behind me, it was Rinne. Wait it's still midday, well Rinne-san time to get teased "Yo! Rinne-san! Glad to see you are wise enough to give up on education!" I said as she went up and shook my collar as she whined "What are you doing!? Why did you walk out like that!?" She said as I merely giggle.
When it finally ended our face was so close to each other and she started to blush as she then let me go as I continue to tease this blunt tsundere "Rinne-kun, are you ok? Your face is red, maybe you are having a fever?" I said as I put my hand on her forehead and brush her hair aside, I looked straight into her eyes as her mouth gape open as she went atomic red.
After that, I laughed as I did a finger salute and skip across the street. Honestly, I have no idea why I am like this with her, I want to have her by my side as she is mine and only mine. Do I have a screw loose in my brain? Probably.
[POV switch - Rinne mind]
'Why? Why am I like this' Rinne thought as her brain raced 100 thoughts per second, more if she could partition her brain but that's a moot point. In short she wanted to know why she is so weak to him. She does have some sort of feelings toward him, if that's not obvious enough by the way she blushes.
She stopped denying herself this ever since 2 years ago when she realized that she actual love him and for the last 2 years she has done absolutely nothing to act on those feelings. But it's all Houtarou fault! He never shows any kind of interest in me! He keeps flirting with other women as well, not that I don't mind but he can't have some tact right!?
At any rate, just staying like this won't do anything, I need to confess my feelings... Ok this should be easy
"HOTAROU-SAN I LOVE YOU!" she said bowing slightly as she waited in bated breath for a response
"Urm... I think that Houtarou guy is that way" a voice rang out as she looks up before saying "Eh?". The man introduce himself "Oh my name isn't Houtarou, it's Dan Kuroto, I'm just an indie game dev, and I think the Houtarou you are referring to is over there" he said as he point to a figure that's
10 meter away
Rinne quickly scramble as she tried to close that impossibly long gap. The gap between her and Houtarou is widening each second.
[Meanwhile]
Dan Kuroto was having a really weird day, he had a dream about him having God talent and now he sees a girl crawling as she tried to cross 10 meters as he decided to just leave. Weird day
[In the Gotchacave]
"And this's our ChemyxStory!" Oh that's so good "Whats ya whats ya fire!" Oh my god this is the fire "Gotcha go gotcha go" Ok now this is the color of the rainbow right here.
I am way too lazy to create my own songs so instead I made AI based on BACK-ON and Beverly - speaking of which, I also made AI of other singers to which I recreated all of the popular Tokusatsu song just so I can play it in my own battle. Now that I have no use of these AI, I should delete them right? Well unfortunately they have become sentient so yeah I can't handle that whole debacle.
I really should learn proper AI creation but for now they can contribute to themselves by being sent to literal Hell, and creating my Warped Common Sense field (WAC Copyrighted)
All right, now by playing these songs during a battle I can synchronize the natural wavelength of things like 'fate' and 'victory' near my own natural wavelength. It also serve as an intimidation tactic, the moment the song of the protagonist plays, every single nerd knows that the protagonist of the song must win. It's the Thousand Word Arrows that empower SCP 5514 pataphysical mantle. In short people has already accepted Kamen Rider Gotchard as a 'local hero' but still think I am fictional.
I stretch my back as I went back and play with my Chemy, particularly the newest chemy Billybaang (BulletBaang but with the Billy the kid stage 3) As we play with those NERF guns.
[Alchemy academy]
{One strike to end it all} {Nah blud, he didn't even pull out the sword!} {Haha lol, Kamen Rider Gotchard is invincible, no way this faker can keep up}
Looking at these comments, Spanner just squeezed the tablet as he looked at these comments, recovering in the hospital bed as he screamed. Minato merely looked at him as he smirked and said "I told you that you weren't prepared, after all he can use 2 different chemy and even transmute them, so it wasn't a surprise that-"
"SHUT UP!" Spanner growled at Minato as the teacher merely kept quite "Listen, I am just telling you this but we recently tracked down Antropper to a certain forest, so if you coul-"
He immediately got up and took his sword. Minato didn't even get to finish his sentence
[Inside a chili factory]
"So you are saying that Burningnero is somewhere in here?" I said as Sarusensei walk beside me in a chili factory "Indeed Houtarou, I can sense his essence being exploited by humans" Sarusensei said sorrowfully as he walked alongside me, it's weird since he sound exactly like Sarubrother ngl.
At any rate I finally spotted the main chamber, guarded by only 2 people as they held their gun? "You know, it's pretty rare to see a gun in Japan" I said with a malicous smile as the blood drip off my hand
"I already killed your boss, so drop your weapon or you will end up like him" The 2 men struggle a bit until one of them shouted
"G-G-Get back!" he said trying to not sound nervous in front of this psychopath and the gorilla, honestly the gorilla seems chill, just that the kid seems fucking insane
"You can drop your weapon now or you can suffer a horrible death" I said keeping a smile on my face as they drop their guns. "Good boy" I said mockingly as i knock them out and wipe their memory
Now opening the door, I can see Burningnero strapped to some kind of machine - once again showing humanity greed. They disregard living sentient beings for their own sake. (Now I am not a vegan or anything) As I remove the device Burningnero look up at me and Sarusensei as they begun talking
"Burningnero?" "Indeed, after joining Houtarou-san I was able to become more powerful" "Nero!?" "Yes, this power was gained thank to Houtarou, he's undoubtedly the greatest human I have ever meet."
"Burningnero? Join me and you will be with those who understand you" I said smiling as I held my hand out as Burningnero jumped onto my arm as he started to undergo chemyvolution
When the light dimmed down I saw that burningnero stalk has been replaced with a burning Perano fire 'the color of infinite temperature' and his green crown tinted with gold as its body now look like the Pepper X this is BurningDraco (When I saw Nero my mind flash back to a certain UMU and so I had to do it)
Suddenly he heard something outside as he step out.
[Somewhere else]
The dancing of swords can be heard as Valvard tried to slash at the ants, as they kept coming and coming in hoards. Eventually at one point they retreated and now he lost track of them. Groaning, he decided to walk around the forest - he swear to god he has been walking for god know how long and yet he still couldn't find the stragglers, he swear to god that he has been walking around in circles now.
[Meanwhile]
"Niramu!" "Antrooper!" "Niramu" "Antrooper"
And when Houtarou got home he got a special surprise - but now fight scene
[Meanwhile, Back with Houtarou]
"Hoh? That aura... Lachesis is that you?" I said feeling that familiar aura, no idea what the chemycal is though. Regardless I can definitely tell that she's Lachesis though. The chemycal that vaguely looks like a bee
"Indeed, Houtarou-kun, I can't wait to see your despair~" She said all cutesy with that malice, how honest. I smirk as I said "The only one falling into despair is you - in short, I am your final straw" I said as she looked confuse, it was like i am trying to reference something. At any rate, Houtarou snap his hand as Sarusensei and Burningdraco turn into card as I
"Henshin!"
Gotchanko! BurningSaru!
(Ok take BurningGorilla but the 'fire' is now white with Perano highlight and the gloves are much bigger, as the heat vent is navy blue with the boots now Sodom beast boots lol.)
I stretch out my hand as a giant hammer reminiscent of the Dogga hammer - but blue and with fire emblem. The GJolnir (Copyrighted)!
Placing the hammer handle on the ground, as the railing broke and slid down as Lachesis slide down and I strike to her hit her, only for her to turn to the side and dodge, as I click my tongue and shout *As all things are 1* (*Gotchamics will be displayed as this*) As the ground beneath her invert her kinetic energy as she bounce back up - perfect for me to shoot a rocket fist at her as she flew threw the chili canister.
Taking advantage of this I quickly solidify the chili as I took the GJolnir and activate the rocket function on it as I slam her onto the ground. Dragging her through the factory before I threw her into the air.
"Bitch! We can finish this quickly. Or I can make it slow and hard" I gave my one-liner as I watch her buzz around like that one annoying mosquito that survived Saitama. She then fire a bunch of needles at me as I produce a bunch of napalm to spray at her, moving them through the air as she tried to dodge them.
"ARGGGG!" She screamed out in pain as the napalm touched her, staggering a bit as I used that very moment to stretch out my hand *New order! Vacuum!*
The surrounding place instantly became a vacuum as matter rush into fill the space as Lachesis struggle to fly, only by using alchemy could she kept herself afloat and alive 'What did he do!? Is he crazy!?' She thought as she was made the center of a singularity, crushing into herself as the ball of dirt and tree compacted.
With a raise of his hand - Houtarou made the entire thing into a meta-metal that can withstand any stress whilst redirecting all of it into the center. Prepping for a homerun her manipulated gravity to bring the giant ball closer as he swung GJolnir with maximum force as three identical mirage swung alongside him - hitting the ball 3 times sending it into the air.
Stretching his shoulder Houtarou then said "I can see that you escaped you know" he merely stated as he turn around to face the Chemycal. She was panting as he merely look down at her
"W-Why?" "Why am I so awesome!?" "NO! How did you get so strong!"
...
"Heh" I giggle before it blow into a full blown laugh "You want to know the answer!?" I scream as the scene before us change.
"Where are we!?" Lachesis shout in horror as I boringly said "Just a memory I projected into the real world... Oh here is me" I pointed to a younger figure of me trying to stop a waterfall with my hand. The 2 of us just stood there and watch as I reminisces on how far I have come.
"What the hell! That's impossible! Are you at least using alchemy!?" Lachesis beg as I merely said "Oh I was 5 back then so I didn't even know that alchemy exist - let alone that it was called alchemy" "If so then there is no way tha-" Lachesis was about to eat her word when younger me let out a giant shout as I let out a hand knife and cut it - splitting the entire waterfall for a few second as the law of physics stop working.
"Work hard... Eat hard... And play even harder" I said borrowing from master Roshi "This is how I lived for all of my life" Smiling a bit as I look back at her as I sat alongside her and hug her side "This is the power of humanity - we may fail, we sometime slip up, we sometime even stop completely."
I then pat her head as I said "Regardless so long as we pick it back up and keep on moving - we will always become better given enough time"
"Hard work... That's bullshit" "Well as expected from a Homunculi" I said mockingly as she 'glare' at me "I mean you are just a bunch of clay, so you can't evolve - you are just a puppet with invisible strings. No control over your destiny"
I didn't get to finish my sentence as she got up and shook my collar as she look down at me (I don't have that Kamen Rider height changing tech and don't want to - short boy for life baby.)
Now I took her hand and let it go as I stare at her with my cold eyes, before I detransform. She smirk as she coo "Are you that confident to dehenshin? After all I could kill you right here and now. I can do anything to you and you would be powerless to stop it."
I chuckle alongside her as I reach my hand up and grab her face as I squeeze it hard as she struggle and tried to fight back - only to find that she's hitting air
"I can speak and perform alchemy faster than you - so there is no use struggling" I said as the illusion dissolved as I mock her by pulling her closer and whisper "You think you are the danger? No... You're not, I am the danger, I can do ANYTHING to you and you wouldn't even be able to stop me. I am more powerful than you or any of your sister will ever be... Do you understand?"
She gave a weak noise that I took as a yes as I let her face go and the Kaiserbee chemy got out as he enter the chemy card - a light shining from it. I then turn around to our uninvited guest - Atropos.
"Well?" I ask as I look at her when suddenly she said something that shock me "Are you my daddy?"
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"Urm... Where did you learn that word?" I asked as I put my hand on my knees to look down at her as she said bluntly "I search it up and apparently someone older who show you familial love like patting your head, comforting you in rough times and doting on you yet he's not your creator is called your daddy"
"*Probably somewhere sus* Listen kid urm... Can you call me like... something other than daddy? Father or papa?"
She put a hand on her chin as she thought a bit and said "Ok father" Yeah that's an improvement
"Sis? What's going on?" Lachesis ask as she nurse her face as Atropos merely stated "Oh, father merely want to turn me into his daughter and turn you sis into his wives"
"...What?"
[Next time on Gotchard]
"Are you Kamen Rider Gotchard!?" "This is the 0 that all who wield the sword aspire to" "wow wow kid... Calm down and can you repeat what you just said again?"
[Next time on Gotchard vs Legend: EP1]
Bro trust me part 2 of the super taisen will come out on the 22nd. "I am Kamen Rider Legend, the most gorgeous Kamen Rider of all" "Bitch, can you defeat cosmic armor superman?" "Where is Decade!?"
[Next time on Kamen Rider Gotchard X Kingohger! Super hero time!]
"Ms Rita... You don't want your Moffun obsession to be spilled don't you" "Alright! Big CGI fight coming up!" "Kingohger! X-Liner!"
Real life news: Took a bit of a break to adopt a girl, she's going to have her 10th birthday in a couple of month and I am planning on transferring her to Nguyen Sieu. I am actually an alumni lol. Great school and good international program - made plenty of friends whom I still kept contact. In fact a teacher of mine helped me secure my first job as an intern when I was still attending Harvard.
At any rate I am trying to have good pacing on this story since 88 'non X or special' chemy is a huge number and I want him to at least use all his possible form in this series before he get his super form like Platina Gotchard. But at any rate I am planning to actually do something controversial and skip some upgrade form. Now here me out but Platinum Gotchard was a bit boring in my opinion since it was eventually going to be overshadow by Rainbow Gotchard. Not only that but I already have Hopper-Ichigo and X-Liner as a set up. Like I don't hate the lead up to Platinum Gotchard but only what they did afterward.
Yes Nijigon will get a chemyvolution. Rather he already has due to Nijigon being the literal belt (One of the reason why I love the lead up to Rainbow Gotchard since all the context clues just click together so good).
Now I would like to clarify that the 3 dark sister won't immediately turn to the good side. Like I ain't gonna write 'Houtarou fuck Lachesis and Clotho so good they turn good' that would probably get this story reported since I have this on a Teen rating.
But just like how Toshiki Inoue wrote Jetman and Donbrother I will be just like him and say that instead of writing smut I can just write something else to substitute it in. Also I have no idea how this still have a teen rating and still haven't got reported on at all. Like eventually I am going to have to move it to mature with how closely I am edging the line between 'just enough violence' to 'Fucking Gore' and 'reference to NSFW' to 'Why is this not on ao3 instead?'
Oh yeah and if Matpat can say that 'I am Groot' is a language then I can make one with 10 sounds as well.