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On the morning news, the screen flickered to life with the usual Hellish flair as 666 News' logo spun into view. Sitting behind the sleek, black desk was the infamous Katie Killjoy, her icy smile as sharp as ever, next to her was her co-anchor, Tom Trench. Both looked far too pleased with the chaos they were about to report.

"Good evening, sinners!" Katie began, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "In tonight's top story, Hell's very own wannabe vigilante has been stirring up quite a ruckus in Pentagram City. That's right, folks, some masked freak has been making things difficult for none other than our beloved Overlord, Valentino."

Tom Trench leaned forward, his gas mask twitching slightly as he chuckled. "Beloved? Pfft, sure, Katie, if by beloved you mean 'slimy, cigar-sucking scumbag.' But hey, who are we to judge? We're just the news."

The screen shifted, showing brief clips of destruction left in Spawn's wake-explosions, dead bodies, and various gang members fleeing for their lives. Katie rolled her eyes as she watched the footage.

"Look at this guy," she said with an exaggerated sigh. "Does he think he's some kind of hero? Look at that ridiculous outfit-like someone skinned a biker, stapled it to a corpse, and called it fashion. It's Hell, not some comic book fantasy!"

Tom snorted. "And he's been playing 'vigilante' for what? A few days? Maybe he thinks if he kills enough people, he'll get a medal. Sorry, sweetheart, but here in Hell, that just makes you like everyone else."

Katie tapped her perfectly manicured nails on the desk. "Still, you gotta wonder... for someone who's clearly having a mid-life crisis," she grinned viciously, "he sure is making a name for himself. Not that anyone knows what his name actually is."

The screen cut to a still shot of Valentino's headquarters, and Katie's smile grew even wider. "And speaking of people not knowing who they are anymore... seems like Valentino is having a little... performance issue."

Tom leaned back, shaking his head. "Oh yeah. First Val's men start dropping like flies, and now he's letting some masked freak walk all over him? Rough times for the ol' porn king."

Katie didn't miss a beat, her voice dripping with fake concern. "Aw, poor Val. Maybe someone should check his ego for a hole. But really-what happened to the king of sleaze? Did he lose his touch? Maybe he's too busy oiling his chest to handle business."

Both anchors burst into laughter, clearly enjoying themselves as they mocked Valentino's apparent fall from grace. The camera zoomed in slightly on Katie as she straightened up, her tone turning more sinister.

"All jokes aside, folks, there's something interesting happening in the city. Whoever this wannabe hero is, he's gotten a little too comfortable shaking things up. If he's not careful, he might just find out that even in Hell, there's a line you don't cross."

Tom chuckled darkly. "If Valentino doesn't take him out first, that is. Though, at this rate, looks like Val might just hire him as his bodyguard. Guy needs all the help he can get."

Katie finished with a smirk, "And we'll be here, as always, with the popcorn, ready to watch the bloodbath. Stay tuned, Hell, this story isn't over."

It was silent in the I.M.P office as they stared at the TV that Blitzo had been about to destroy when the morning news came on and showed what had been happening in Pentagram City. They knew who was causing it, as there was only one that was capable of this.

"Well... Nathan has been busy." Moxxie commented from where he sat beside Millie. Their attention was firmly on the TV, just as it was for Blitzo and Loona, though the Hellhound looked fare more interested than any of them as soon as she heard the descriptions of a 'hero', knowing that it had to be Nathan.

"Fucking right, Mox." Blitzo nodded with a grin. "Our boy is sure making a name for himself. I mean, he's an assassin and I'm naming him employee of the month!"

Moxxie gave him a 'WTF?' look. "Employee of the- Since when do you start naming employees of the month?"

"Since now." Blitzo remarked, before patting his head. "Don't worry, Mox, maybe you'll get to be named it next month, though I doubt it with a baby-wiener-haver like yours."

Millie looked over at Loona who was staring at the TV still, at least before Blitzo destroyed it by shooting it which snapped Loona out of her staring. "I was watching that!" The female Hellhound snapped at her adoptive father.

"Sorry, Loony, but we already knew who that bitch was talking about." Blitzo said with an apologetic tone, gesturing for the next TV to be put up. "Least we can talk to Nathan about it when he gets back, or we can call him up."

"We don't even know if he's available, sir." Moxxie pointed out. "He could be busy."

Blitzo looked at him with a frown. "Busy doing what, Mox? He's staying at the royal brat's hotel for redeemers or whatever the fuck she's doing, and he's playing vigilante at night. What could he honestly be doing at the moment that's worth his time?"

"Coming back to see nothing has changed while I was gone." A familiar voice said, causing everyone to snap their heads to the doorway with Loona jolting out of her seat. Her eyes went wide, her heart hammering in her chest, as she looked at an amused Nathan, who was in his human form. "Hey guys, miss-"

"Nathan!" Loona leaped at him and he caught her quickly, stumbling back a step as she wrapped her arms and legs around him. "You're back!"

Loona didn't care that she was doing this in front of Blitzo or the married couple, or that her tail was wagging so fast it threatened to snap off. she was just so happy to see Nathan again after a couple of days. She expected to not see him a little while longer as per what he said, but it seems something had changed. She didn't care, she was just happy to have him back, especially after coming to terms with what she wanted.

Something she needed to talk with him about.

"Hey Loon." He whispered into her ear, his breath making it twitch. She growled happily while nuzzling his neck, then subtly ran her tongue up his neck which made him shudder in surprise.

"I missed you." She whispered huskily in his ear, catching him completely off guard as Loona shot him a sly smirk. Oh yeah, bet he wasn't expecting that.

"Well, well, well!" Blitzo, after snapping out of his state at the way Loona greeted him, mentally assuring himself that she just missed her friend and that was it, he walked over to his Hellspawn employee as Loona let herself down. "Welcome back, you brutal motherfucker!"

Nathan rolled his eyes in almost fond amusement. "I take it you watched the news." He stated more than asked, having at least heard them watching it before it got smashed, by Blitzo he assumed.

"You damn right we did!" Millie exclaimed, smiling happily at Nathan as Moxxie waved. "You targeting Overlords now, Nate?"

"Yeah, that reminds me." Blitzo whirled on Nathan with disbelieving eyes. "Why the fuck are you targeting an Overlord?!"

Nathan sighed and looked down, then glanced at Loona before looking at everyone else. "Let's just say, when Loona and I got into that bar fight, the ones we fought worked for Valentino."

Their eyes widened at this, especially Loona's.

"Because of that, he retaliated alongside Vox who sent his men out to find out more, I dealt with them and made it clear the area of Pentagram City where the Hazbin Hotel is based was now my turf and they weren't welcome." Nathan said with grim satisfaction, a part of him having enjoyed the annoyance he was causing Valentino and Vox. "Afterwards, Val made the mistake of sending his men to try and take Angel Dust from the hotel."

"Angel Dust?" Moxxie blinked, the name sparking recognition. "The porn star?"

"Yeah." Nathan nodded. "I dealt with them, paid Val and Vox a visit, threatened them against taking any action against the hotel and then I came here." He said, finishing the tale with a brief gesture of his arms to his coworkers.

"I don't know what the hell to say... but fuck it, this is Hell, risks are always taken!" Blitzo laughed.

"Sir, please try and focus on the negatives of this." Moxxie admonished, then looked at Nathan. "You're sure they won't try anything while you're gone?"

"I gave Charlie my number so she can phone me if they do attempt something." Nathan explained reassuringly. "If they are smart, they will take my words to heart and stop whatever their fucking doing before it crosses a line they can't come back from. I won't hesitate to put them, and the other Vee, into the ground if they test me. But anyway, enough about me, what the hell is going on here?"

"I'm destroying TVs." Blitzo said casually, as if that was normal, which it probably was for him.

Nathan just stared at his boss, then looked at Loona for an explanation but she just rolled her eyes in exasperation. "Don't... don't question it." She advised him, then took his hand to bring him to the seat beside her at the table.

Millie was watching the two, and smiled as she saw Loona hadn't let go of Nathan's hand and he didn't seem to mind as his grip tightened a little on her hand, his thumb tracing patterns on the back of it.

Before anything else could happen, a deep rumble began to shake the room. Nathan blinked as he looked around, utterly confused. Loona must've felt the same way because she asked no one in particular, "Uhh, guys? What the fuck is happening?"

Blitzo remained quite annoyed, "I don't know, and I don't give a shit! If they don't calm down that racket, I will go out there and shoot them!"

It would never come to that as the sound got a little louder before something crashed through the wall right beside Nathan. He instantly jumped up from his seat, ready to spring into action. Then, a man that could be best described as dressed like some supervillain began to come through the hole with a bunch of mechanical tendril-like arms. He seemed to move through with a posture trying to emphasize his mystique.

With a flick of his cape, he began to speak, "Hello there."

Nathan deadpanned at the sight. "Who the fuck are you?" He asked in a menacing tone. "And the Star Wars reference wasn't needed."

Blitzo looked at him with a confused blink. "The fuck is Star Wars?" He looked at the weirdly supervillain-dressed guy. "And please tell me you got that insurance thing. Also, Nathan, I think your antics has inspired a guy to be the villain to your hero."

"He's terrible already." Nathan said blankly. "Who the fuck are you and what do you want?"

"I am Loopty Goopty, the dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish." The figure introduced himself in a rather theatrical and dramatic manner as he swooshed his cape around.

Loona deadpanned at the Sinner. "You could've just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing."

Loopty leaned towards Loona, to which Nathan responded by getting between them with a warning glare towards Loopty. "I am eccentric and therefore must do eccentric shit!"

Blitzo sniffed the guy, then grimaced. "Ugh, this old fuck smells like the living world." He pointed at him. "Did you just die?"

This seemed to catch the guy's attention before speaking with an interesting and ostentatious voice, "Oh, yes! I kicked the bucket only moments ago."

Loona was on her phone, completely disinterested in what was happening. "Just saying, the front door would've gotten you here fine."

Loopty dismissed her with a gesture of his hand towards her, causing her to flinch and growl. "Shut up, dear furry! As for what I want,-" He pulled out a picture, "I want you to kill this diabolical bastard."

This seemed to change Blitzo's attitude as he looked at the picture of some old dude resting in a bed. He began to say, "Well, why didn't you just start with that?! I am sure that we can work something out."

Nathan looked at the picture of an old man and frowned. "You want us to kill this old bastard? He looks ready to bite the dust in a couple of seconds."

Loopty shook his head in dismissal of Nathan's idea, "No, I want him to suffer for what he did to me. A simple death just won't do."

"The fuck did he do to you?" Blitzo raised a brow.

"You see, my partner and I managed to accumulate trillions through our robotics empire before we were testing a new machine that would freeze or reverse the aging process. However, instead of offering a little cash to the poor population to test the machine, we did it ourselves." Loopty explained.

Nathan cocked his head to the side, having a feeling he knew how this ended. Blitzo did as well, as he said. "Let me guess, your machine failed and instead of making you younger, it rapidly aged you."

Loopty stood firmly before saying, "Precisely! We were just so sure of our design. While I died, that backstabber is going to inherit my portion of the company and expand his wealth."

Blitzo held up his hand to silence the Sinner. He said, "Say no more. We will gladly take care of this little problem. Just give me the deets on what you specifically want."

Loopty looked confused, "The deets?"

Blitzo nodded, "Yeah! What specifically do you want us to do to this guy? Throw him back into that machine? Drop a piano on him?"

Loopty smirked, "I don't care. As long as he ends up here as soon as possible, I will be satisfied. I don't care if you have to drag him here yourself! So, I will give you a day."

"Fantastic! A good bullet or two to the head should do the job." Blitzo then began to look around the room at each of us before giving commands, "Millie, go peel Moxxie from the floor and get us prepared. We have some rich asshole to kill."

Blitzo turned to Nathan. "Spawny, go-"

"No, I'm staying here." Nathan said, causing Loona to perk up.

"What?" Blitzo blinked. "Why?"

Nathan gave him a dry look. "If you think I'm going to waste my time killing some old bastard who's one sudden movement away from dying, then you've got another thing coming. I'll stay down here with Loona."

'I need to have a talk with her anyway.' Nathan thought, glancing at the Hellhound to see her tail wagging happily that he wanted to stay down here with her.

This caused Blitzo to growl and glare. "No! No! Absolutely not, you'll-" He was cut off when Nathan grabbed him by the throat and lifted him up, his grip like a vice and restricting Blitzo's need to breathe.

Nathan got in his boss' face with a glare. "The way I see it, you don't have the muscle to make me do anything, so you can't force me to do shit."

Blitzo makes some choking sounds as he struggles to breathe.

With the married couple, Millie looks on with concern. "Uh, should we-"

"Not yet." Moxxie says briefly. "Just a little longer." he adds while watching the scene in interest. Call it petty or vindictive but he was rather enjoying seeing Blitzo manhandled after all the shit he puts the married couple through… and he really needed to get some pleasure out of seeing this.

Loona, meanwhile, squirmed a little in her seat on what she just witnessed. 'Fuck that's hot.' She thought with a blush as she crossed her legs, tail wagging a bit faster at the rather dominating display.

"H-HAr-" Blitzo gasps out through Nathan's grip on his throat.

"What was that?" Nathan asks in response lessening his grip a bit so the Imp could speak clearly.

"H-Harder…" Blitzo gasps out with a slight blush on his red cheeks and glazed look in his eyes.

Nathan drops the Imp immediately at this and looks at him in repulsion. "Did you just get a hard on from that?" he asks in disgust at seeing a noticeable tent the imps pants.

"Maybe?" Blitzo remarks with a slight grin and shift of his eyes.

Nathan backed away right up to Loona, no way in hell was he going to open that can of worms. God, why did his boss have to be so vile? Oh wait, it's Hell and Blitzo is an asshole. Loona patted his shoulder before glaring at her adoptive father.

"Look, if he doesn't want to do the job then he doesn't want to do it." She growled. She was happy Nathan wanted to stay down here, and was going to take the opportunity of them being alone to finally have that talk with him. "Besides, it's a fucking old human who's ready to keel over and die just from a cough. I'm pretty sure you three can handle it."

"She's got a point, Blitz." Millie said in Loona and Nathan's defence, seeing what the Hellhound wanted. Loona shot her an appreciative glance to which Millie gave her a wink back in response.

Blitzo grumbled, not wanting to leave Nathan alone with Loona, especially after the way she jumped on him when he arrived. He knew they were close, and he didn't like how close they were getting that Loony would greet a man like that. Something was going on between them, and he hoped to God it wasn't something disgusting or he'll personally castrate Nathan for defiling his daughter.

"...Fine." He said reluctantly. He then yelled out to the two Imps, "Moxxie and Millie, get your cute little butts over here. We can't waste a second."

A portal opened after Loona grabbed Stolas's Grimoire. The Imps jumped through and the portal closed soon after, leaving Nathan and Loona alone in the office.

"So..." Loona chuckled, putting the Grimoire away and rubbing the back of her neck awkwardly. "What... do you want to do?"

Nathan turned to her and gave her a knowing look. "We need to have a talk, Loona."

The Hellhound swallowed but nodded, knowing it was needed at this point. "Yeah... yeah we do. Want to talk here or go up to the roof?"

Nathan thought about it for a couple of seconds, then said. "The roof."

They made their way up to the roof and used the rooftop access door to get there, Loona having taken some cigarettes and drinks for them though Nathan mentioned he never smoked. Smoking was an annoyance to him. His mother was a smoker and it gave her lung cancer, so he despised the things but wasn't going to stop Loona from smoking.

They sat down on the ledge of the rooftop, Loona putting a bottle of rum between them before she lit up a cigarette. There was a stretch of silence between them as they sat there, looking out at the city, neither knowing how to start or who should start.

"Look, I-" They both said at the same time, causing them to blink. "You go first. No, you go first. Okay, this is getting annoying now."

They both laughed at the situation before calming down, but kept their smiles. Nathan waited a few seconds, then spoke. "I'm sorry if I made you feel things were different after our last talk at the hotel."

Loona shook her head. "It's fine, I understood what you were saying. I needed the time to sort out what was going on, so did you. I can assume that, given you've come back early, you've solved your side?"

Nathan nodded with a chuckle. "And all it took was a wise, yet grumpy, bartender."

Loona blinked, trying to recall the bartender before she recalled the cat demon at the hotel, Husk, was the bartender. "Oh. And what did he say to help you?"

"Just the things I needed to hear." Nathan said softly, turning to look at her. "I've been scared, Loona. I've always had to handle things myself in the ten years since my family died and I became a Hellspawn. I was scared of there being something between us, I tried to deny it... because I was scared that if I opened myself up again in that manner, I'd lose you like I lost them."

Loona remained silent. having suspected that was the case. And it was thanks to Millie that she considered that.

"But I know that if Sarah could see me now, she'd get on my back and tell me to stop being a pussy and move on." Nathan said, making the Hellhound chuckle. "You and her have that in common, two badass women that don't take shit from anybody and are brutally honest about their opinions."

"Guess you needed that kind of woman to keep you on your toes." Loona joked, making him scoff as she chuckled before taking a draw of her cigarette.

"I'm no longer scared, because I know you can take care of yourself, and that I have the power and strength to not let that situation happen again." Nathan looked down at his hands and clenched them. "I've been debating with myself how we can proceed, and there's one scenario that I want... but I have to know your side."

Loona leaned her arms on her knees. "I was in a turmoil myself, Nate. I didn't know what to think either, if our friendship was beyond repair. I didn't know how things would be between us when we talked, if we could go back to the way things were. It took a few words and advice from Millie for me to know what I want."

"Wait, Millie?!" Nathan's eyes widened. "Millie knows?!"

Loona nodded. "She made the connection. She won't tell Blitz and she hasn't even told fat- Moxxie. But if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't come to know what I want." She looked at him softly. "What my heart wants."

Nathan nodded slowly as he knew what his heart wanted. "And I know what my heart wants."

The two shifted closer, Loona grabbing the bottle of rum to place on her other side so that it wasn't pushed off. They got so close that their sides brushed against each other as they pressed their foreheads together, feeling each other's breath on their faces. Nathan raised his hand and caressed Loona's cheek, making her close her eyes and lean into the gesture.

"Loona, I have feelings for you." Nathan admitted. "It's not exactly at the L word yet, but, I'm willing to give this a go and see if that'll come of it."

Loona smiled gently, and Nathan's breath hitched as he saw just how beautiful she looked with that smile. Not that she didn't look beautiful without it, she was also beautiful in his mind no matter what. "Nate... I want that too. Yeah, I feel something for you. You make my heart flutter when you smile at me, laugh with me, and just make my day brighter. Like you, I can't say it's love... yet. But, we can see if it'll reach that point."

Nathan's heart felt light at her confession, feeling his own fears that she didn't want the same thing melting away and nothing but soft joy filled his veins. He wrapped an arm around her waist, tracing patterns into her hip. "So then, guess the only thing left is to make it official." He whispered to her with happiness in his voice.

"Yeah." Loona said, leaning closer, their lips just inches away.

"Loona... will you go out on a date with me and be my girlfriend?" Nathan asked, eyes softly looking into those gorgeous red ones.

Loona smirked. "Here's my answer... baby."

And with that, she closed the gap between them and kissed him.

There was no alternate cause of it. No buzz of alcohol pushing them to do this and lowering their inhibitions, and making them want to do this. It was purely by their own will and desire. And neither of them felt any feeling of regret.

Loona's lips were soft against Nathan's as they gently kissed, the Hellspawn keeping his hand at her cheek, caressing it while Loona wrapped an arm around the back of his neck to gently pull him closer. Their tongues met in the middle, and they let out soft gasps and moans. Nathan then pulled Loona onto his lap, making her yelp in surprise before her lips were claimed again with the same gentleness, but a little more passion and heatedness to it that Loona eagerly responded to.

Nathan's hands weren't idle as they remained around her waist, one of them going down to give her ass a gentle squeeze, causing Loona to give a little grind of her hips against his crotch as she wrapped her arms and legs around him. Her tail wagged happily before she coiled it around his left leg.

Eventually, they broke the kiss and stared into each other's eyes.

"That was..." Nathan couldn't find the words to best describe it.

"Yeah..." Loona nodded, feeling happier than unlike anything she had ever felt before. Nothing could compare to this moment, to the feeling of someone wanting to be with her just for her and not because they want to get into her pants for some bragging rights or whatever. But she had a guy who accepted every part of her, her personality, everything. God, she felt ready to cry but she held the tears back. "Want to... do it again?"

Nathan blinked once, then nodded with a smile. "Hell yes." He whispered, then pressed his lips against hers.

This time it was more heated than gentle this time.

About half an hour or so later, Nathan and Loona were back in the office, sitting on the couch. Well, Nathan was sitting on the couch with a newspaper in hand while Loona was laying down, her head on his lap, scrolling on her phone. There as a smile on the Hellhound's face as Nathan gently caressed her hair with his fingers, and she sure as hell wasn't going to tell him to stop.

However, as if the universe wanted to be a dick to them, it had to cut into their moment when the office phone began to ring, but Loona didn't want to get up as she kept scrolling.

"Aren't you going to get that?" Nathan asked without looking away from his newspaper.

"Fuck no." Loona said bluntly, not willing to leave her boyfriend's lap. Hmm, her boyfriend. She could get used to calling him that.

Eventually the office phone stopped ringing, and then Loona's phone started to ring which irritated her, especially when she saw the caller was Blitzo.

"Goddammit." She muttered, making Nathan chuckle to which she gave him a slap on the stomach. "Shut up you." She answered the phone. "What?"

"Open a portal, Loony! We're ready to come back." Blitzo said on the other end.

Sighing, Loona reluctantly got off from her position and grabbed Stolas' Grimoire to open a portal for the Imps. As soon as they came through, Loona had the portal shut and walked back over to Nathan, plopping down on the couch and putting her head back onto his lap so he can resume his gentle scratching of the top of her head.

"Ah, what a day that was." Blitzo huffed with his hands on his hips. "I can't believe we had to go through all of that just to make the old fart want to kill himself. And then there was the Cherubs."

"The what?" Nathan frowned.

"The Cher-WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!" Blitzo yelled, finally noticing the couple on the couch, more specifically he noticed the way Loona was laying and where she had her head and what Nathan's fingers were doing.

"Do you have to yell?" Loona asked in a dry voice without looking away from her phone.

Blitzo put his hands on his hips. "Explanation. Now!" He demanded, making Loona growl. "Hey! Don't you start with me missy!"

"Why don't you butt out, Blitz?" Loona snarled, baring her teeth at him. "But to answer your fucking question, Nathan and I are a couple."

Millie gasped happily, Moxxie's eyes widened, and Blitzo froze. "That's wonderful!" The female Imp shouted happily, making Loona blush a little and she settled back down, turning her head into Nathan's chest almost shyly. He chuckled and patted the top of her head. "I knew you two would have that talk?"

"Talk? What talk? Millie, what are you talking about?" Moxxie asked confusedly.

Millie grabbed her husband and looked in the eyes. "Nathan and Loona like each other, and had to take some time away in order to find that out for themselves. Now, we're not the only couple in the building!"

Blitzo was still frozen, as stiff as a board, which made Nathan raise an eyebrow. "I think Blitz's brain has malfunctioned."

Loona snorted, giving her adoptive father a glance. "He's just shellshocked." She then shot him a glare. "And you better not fucking try to act like you always do when I try to get a boyfriend, Blitz! I swear to God, I'll phone the owl and make him fuck you every single day!"

Blitzo finally shook himself out of his state and blinked several times. "What were we talking about again"

"Nathan and Loona are boyfriend and girlfriend." Millie said helpfully and happily.

"Right... NOLAN!" Blitzo yelled.

Nathan rolled his eyes. "Don't start giving me that 'protective dad' talk, already experienced it once before. Just know that I'll take care of her, though she can take care of herself. She's a badass woman."

Loona smiled at him. "Thanks babe."

Blitzo's eye twitched as the two shared a peck and he closed his eyes, inhaling deeply before exhaling. "OKAY! Rules for when you're dating my daughter."

"Excuse me?!" Loona growled at him. "Hey, Nathan and I will set our own rules-"

"Rule number one, none of that in front of me!" Blitzo insisted, ignoring Loona. "Rule number two, no sex."

"Fuck you!" Loona snarled. "We'll have sex if we want to. God, I'm an adult, Blitz!"

"Rule number three-" Blitzo was cut off from continuing his rules when Loona grabbed him and pulled him in close with an angered growl.

"No. Fucking. Rules." She said coldly. She then dropped him and crossed her arms, huffing. "Geez, what the fuck do you expect is going to happen just because I finally have a relationship with a guy?"

"The same thing that could've happened when you pined after that bitch's Hellhound!" Blitzo reminded her. "You're dating, then the next thing you know, he's knocked you up with a litter of pups and leaving you with them!"

"Nathan's not like that!" Loona threw her hands up. "Ugh, I'm not arguing with you about this. I'm in a relationship, I'm happy and I don't feel like a fucking broken piece of shit anymore. Just let me be happy, dammit!"

There was silence in the room as Loona and Blitzo stared each other down. Nathan, who expected this and was practically used to Loona's arguments with Blitzo just as Moxxie and Millie were, looked at the married Imp couple and asked.

"So how did the job go?"

And that's it for this chapter. Nathan and Loona got together, and are going to go on a date. And because it's Hell, and they aren't exactly normal by human standards, the next chapter will not only include their date... but also a sex scene with them.