Before I introduce my next story, I have something to say.
11 years ago, on November 1st, I signed up on this site. For nearly ten years, I have been making stories that brought a lot of joy to everyone.
I honestly wish I did this last November when I bought my keyboard on Black Friday. Then again, I had writer's block and I did not want to continue on my current stories.
And I certainly wish I had started this next story the day after Halloween last week.
Oh well, better late than never, and on Election Night.
This story was originally going to be a one-shot, but after many distractions since last week and rethinking, I decided to give it a few chapters.
This was something I always wanted to do: To make a fan-fic relating to No Nut November. And what better way for someone to do the challenge is by having one of my favorite characters: Cody Anderson!
That's right; it's a Cody-related story! And yes, it's M-rated!
While taking a long break, I chatted with a fan named Cthulhu Rex. He loved my Cody-rated stories and we exchanged ideas on many stories relating to Cody Anderson. He gave his ideas, and I loved it. I gave him my idea, and he loved it.
After my Lincoln x Katie fan-fics, I was ready to start working on a brand new Cody-rated story. And this one will be a blast!
I hope you all enjoy the story!
A Tech Geek's Celibacy
By
NiteOwl18
Chapter 1: The First Day to Celibacy
It was a typical day at Muskoka High School; students headed inside the school for another day. Luckily, it was Friday; however, they did not want to deal with one more day before the weekend started. After the massive celebration they had on Halloween night, school was the last thing on their heads. A few of them were still dreading the hangovers and stomachaches they had done at their parties.
As students headed inside, one student stood in front of the building. He had a look of confidence in him. It never occurred to him that he would be doing this. If the students stayed and saw him making that expression, they would start to question him.
Cody Anderson marched inside the building. His presence alarmed the rest of the building. Cody ignored everyone as he kept walking, still with a confident expression. Students throw whispers at each other with the females looking at him with doubts in their faces.
Why was everyone looking at Cody like he had made a stupid choice?
The answer to that is simple; today was November 1st. To every man in the world, it was the start of the No Nut November Challenge. The one month of every year where men remain temporarily abstinent. Men do this challenge to prove they can control their hormonal levels and sexual appetite. Many lost, while a few won the challenge. The challenge was murder for the men.
That is why it came as a shock to everyone that Cody Anderson, the school's pervert and the hatred of all females, announced he was doing the challenge. The school does not believe he will last even one day; the males do not believe him, and the females laugh that he is wasting his time.
But Cody will show them. He will show them all that he can last one whole month without nutting. It was day one, and the tech geek smirked like he had this challenge in the bag.
Cody walked where he saw his friends. He called out to them by waving.
Turning around, Noah groans "Oh great, here he comes."
"Noah, be nice," Sierra slapped him slightly, still grinning at her crush.
"He's just going to brag about it. I can't take one minute of this!" Sam shared the same expression as the know-it-all student.
Dawn said "You guys said he won't last a day in the challenge. Let him have his moment."
Cody greeted "Hi folks! Beautiful day, is it?"
"Cut the crap, Cody," Noah said, giving him an annoyed look. "It's day one of the challenge."
"And you got twenty-nine days to go," Harold added, shoving his phone that showed his calendar to the tech geek's face.
Rolling his eyes, Cody said, "You guys still don't believe I can't make it?"
"Cody, no offense, you're the last person who would do this challenge," Zoey gave her honest opinion regarding her dear friend.
"I said I was going to do it," Cody reminded them. "Back in our party, I announced I would do the challenge."
Owen said, "That's because Gwen rejected you when you wanted to invite her to our party, and we all know what happened next."
Cody sighed bitterly at the memory. The tech geek got yelled at before delivering a kick to the groin by the goth girl. Then, her boyfriend and his goons throw him in the dumpster in front of everyone. Cody's friends got him out of the dumpster before scolding him for hitting on the one girl who would never love him back. At their own Halloween Party, Cody barely enjoys it at his home as he is haunted by the memory of Gwen once again rejecting his feelings and kicking him in the groin in front of everyone. To cheer Cody up, some of his male friends made jokes about Cody's bad luck with the ladies. This led to Cody, who got fed up, and announced he was doing the No Nut November challenge.
Cody gave them a soft glare, "Hey, if the girls are just going to keep treating me like scum throughout my life, then it shouldn't be a problem to do this challenge."
"Maybe if you stopped being such a pervert, then the girls would've had a reason to hit you," Cameron said, bringing up a valid but crude point at why none of the girls, besides those who are friends with Cody, wouldn't give him the time of day.
"Even if I did, they still would hit me," Cody added, mentioning how the girls in this school loathe him and prefer guys who are stronger and better-looking than him. The tech geek was depressed a little at how none of the girls saw him as a human being. He sent a joyful grin after a short depressing episode, "But the jokes on them; I am going to do this challenge! That's to give the whole school why they shouldn't underestimate me!"
"I know you can do it, Cody!" Sierra grins, hugging him.
"Refrain from me, Sierra," Cody said, deadpanned. "Remember our little deal?"
"Oh come on!"
"Sierra!"
"Fine!" Sierra breaks away with a small pout.
When Cody started the challenge, he had to make certain rules. For instance, Sierra had to limit herself in not trying to make Cody lose the challenge given her lust toward the young tech geek. That means not touching Cody anywhere in the back and front during her hugs.
"That means you too, Beth," The tech geek added to the short geek girl as she attempted to surprise him with a hug.
"Aw!" Beth complained. It wasn't fair she and Sierra were singled out due to the rule
Cody had made it during the challenge.
Cody then looked at the other guys. "You guys should do this with me."
"And risk having third-degree blue balls and mentally damaging our mind? No, thank you," Noah said, explaining why he wouldn't be doing this agonizing challenge for men.
"Even though I don't focus on my junk often, I don't want my hands to get all chafed," Sam said, dreading how his hands would get wrinkles once he starts playing his skin flute.
"I don't do it," Cameron shyly said, turning his head away.
"No, thank you," Owen added. "Don't want any of my gunk while I am eating."
"I hope you meant before you eat, big guy," Noah said, giving his large friend a dead-eye look at what he truly meant.
"You don't need to worry about that, Noah. That's why Izzy always sucks him off!" Izzy grins, and she got a major reaction from her friends and the students passing by.
"I think I nearly lost my breakfast," Beth said, feeling sick by what the psycho-hose beast had said.
"Join the club," Noah muttered, holding his stomach in mild pain.
Harold proudly bragged "I don't need to do this pointless challenge; I got my limits! I can restrain myself from any woman!" His friends all gave him deadpanned looks.
"And yet, you keep lusting after Leshawna," Noah pointed out, causing the ginger-haired nerd to glare at him, much to their friends' amusement.
Zoey giggled "Come on, guys; let's head to class."
Cody and his friends head to class with the tech geek sporting a grin on his face. While they were walking from everyone's stares, there was a particular group staring at the pervert with contempt and doubt.
Duncan said with a scoff "So he's going through with this, huh?"
Scott cackles "That loser will lose it before the end of the day!"
"I heard there's already a bet going on; by now, it's $113," Jo said, checking on her phone.
"Heh, that pipsqueak is so going to lose! If Lightning was in this challenge, I could go on for the entire month! Hell, I'll even last two months! Maybe a year!"
"Or you could be a virgin for the rest of your life. The Virgin Jockstrap! That will be your nickname!" The athletic tomboy added with a laugh that made Lightning glare at her.
Max said "The average male human can't hold his sperm for more than a week without basic masturbation. That's why I invented a pill to make male humans repress their disgusting sexual primitive natures."
Duncan gave Man a doubtful look "Did you?"
"Not yet; I still need the proper ingredients, get plenty of medicine, and lots of mice to test it."
"This whole thing is stupid!" Amy rolled her eyes with a loud scoff. "That pervert is wasting everyone's time. As soon as he sees a girl's thong as she bends down, he'll head to the nearest bedroom and jizz all over the wall. He's got no shot of winning!"
"Mmm-hmm! That's right, girl! He's a damn fool!" Sugar nodded her friend's opinion of Cody and his silly quest to conquer No Nut November. "That nerd will be stroking his chicken before the day is over! He might even think of me!"
This got a lot of disturbed looks from her friends as she boldly made that statement.
"Thank you, Miss Piggy, I got severe trauma just by thinking of that," Jo said, cringing at the horrible thought entering her head. "How about you, Gwen?
The goth girl was crossing her arms and kept her doubtful expression. Like all girls, she was staring at Cody. She bitterly remembered how the creep was invading her personal space yesterday. Gwen ended up kicking him in the groin when he wouldn't take no for an answer. She felt indifferent after her boyfriend, Duncan, had dragged Cody to throw him in the dumpster. To hear about Cody doing this sexist challenge only made Gwen draw more hatred at him.
"What's there to say? It's Cody," Gwen gave her short brutal answer.
"Heh, that's why I like you, babe," Duncan grinned, wrapping his arm around her waist to kiss her.
"This whole thing is sexist. Men with huge egos proving they can't have sex for one mouth," Gwen continues explaining why she hates the challenge.
"That's because you were born female, my dear. Consider yourself lucky you don't have to suffer the antagonizing erections every miserable day. The urges we males get when we want to release our stresses," Max said, speaking like a medical doctor as he closed his eyes. A low squeak escaped him as he covered his aching groin.
"Look at that. You do have balls, Mini-midget," Jo taunted, after slapping him in the groin. "So, you guys wanna mess with Anderson? Make him nutting out on the first day?"
Duncan said "Nah; let him make a complete ass of himself. I can't wait to see him lose it. I'll record it and put it online."
This got his friends laughing. They couldn't wait to see their favorite punching bag losing his mind. Duncan and his goons moved forward to head to class with the thought of Anderson breaking his oath still floating in their heads.
Sorry, this chapter was short. This is just what I put in. It is not much, but at least you guys understood what it was about. It's been a while since I wrote a Cody-related story. Anyway, I hope you guys got a taste of it!
