Somewhere in a medium sized apartment complex within a bedroom, located in Lust, Blitzo was asleep in his bed with his partners, Stolas and Verosika; Stolas was on his right side while Verosika was on the left. While the three continued to sleep, an alarm clock went off, causing Blitzo to wake up first before they did; he used his tail to turn off the alarm. At first he wondered why the alarm didn't wake either one of them up, but he figured it must be because of the rough night of sex that he had with them. His favorite parts included: receiving a double blowjob, eating Stolas's bird puss nice and rough, how Verosika was topping Blitzo, and when Stolas and Verosika (using a strap on) double teamed him in both of his holes.
Blitzo is in a shared-open relationship with Stolas and Verosika; while he primarily dates them, they are allowed to seek out other partners or have simple one night stands so long as they communicate with each other. They've been managing to make this work given the bond that they shared with each other; their bond formed after Blitzo left the Circus around the same time Stolas found a way to legally leave the Goetia Family without consequences, eventually they would run into Verosika who had left home to start her career as a pop star. While it was easy for the three of them to become friends, especially since Blitzo and Stolas already had a shared history, he and Verosika would start to fall in love with him as time went on.
He got out of bed before they did and headed for the kitchen to make breakfast since it was his turn to cook today. While he was getting the kitchen ready, he looked at the five photos; one where Blitzo is taking Stolas away from his wedding on a horse; the second one had him and Verosika singing karaoke; the third one was the three of them taking a picture in their first apartment together; the fourth one involved them on a date at Ozzies; and the last one involved the three of them together in bed with Stolas and Verosika asleep while Blitzo took the picture. He shared a lot of wonderful memories with them, enjoying every bit of it. Although, he does wonder what his best friend, Fizzaroli, and his sister, Barbie Wire were up to.
As he started making breakfast, he received a text from one of his employees for his security company about a client wanting to hire them in Sloth for a drug run in two weeks; the client would be willing to provide a huge down payment. Blitzo's company focused on body guarding work for any and all travels to Earth, primarily for Succubus demons who are famous pop stars and models but he also takes other clients that deal in spreading drugs among humans so long as it's legal . He's also been thinking about expanding his business by taking assassination contracts for Sinners who have felt wronged after they died but he's still thinking about it and making sure that Asmodeaus would accept such an amendment to the contract that comes with his Asmodian Crystal.
"Good morning,Blitzy." Stolas and Verosika said at the same time, the two of them laying on the side of the door in their bathrobes, somewhat exposing their naked bodies. They would then walk up toward Blitzo, getting right behind him; Verosika on the left, while Stolas is on the right.
"Good morning, Ver, Stoley. I'm surprised that you two are awake after our rough and sexy night." Blitzo said to them. He would lean in and give them both passionate kisses.
"We were asleep." Verosika said as she placed her hand around Blitzo's face.
"But we couldn't help but wake up from this marvelous breakfast that you're making." Stolas said, placing his hand on Blitzo's check
Verosika said "Maybe after we're done eating breakfast, you could give us another round.
Stolas said "In the shower."
Blitzo said "I think I can arrange that for us." He then pulled them both in to give them passionate kisses. He then went back to making breakfast; he was heading for the fridge to get eggs; but not before he gave Stolas and Verosika slaps on their butts.
The two of them decided to do things around the house while breakfast was being made. While Verosika would make coffee for the three of them and water their plants around the apartment, Stolas would get the table ready for breakfast and take care of Blitzo's bed; he would take off the sheets and cover, place them in the washing machine, and add on new sheets and covers for the bed. Eventually, Blitzo would have breakfast ready for them; which consisted of scrambled eggs, demonic bacon, red pancakes, and fruit salad. The three sat at the table, prepared their plates and started eating. While they were eating, Verosika decided to turn on the television to see if there was anything good on Lust News Channel 37; that was the channel that was known for celebrity sex scandals and she wanted to know if she saw anyone that she knew.
"I still don't understand why you watch this channel, Verosika." Stolas said, raising an eyebrow, after he finished his eggs.
Verosika said as she's drinking her coffee "Because I want to see if my competition is on it. Especially that bitchy plagiarist, Valencia Faraday.".
Blitzo asked while eating his pancakes "Was that the one that tried to copyright your outfit or the one that you got into a drunk fist fight with?".
Verosika clarified "The former. The latter you're thinking of is Illusia; she's the one that hates my songs but she doesn't copy off of me."
Blitzo then noticed the mail slot near the front door opening, meaning the mailman had brought them the mail. He said "The mail is here early." He got up from his table and decided to see what it was. Most of it was just junk mail
Verosika asked "Is there anything for me there?.
Blitzo said, giving Verosika a letter that's addressed to her."Just the usual junk mail from Greed ring; the one that involves being a singer for Mammon." He threw the rest away since none of it was important.
Stolas asked "Are you still waiting for a reply from BBS Records?". He then took a sip of his coffee.
Verosika pouted "Of course I am, why wouldn't I? I want to know the result of the competition.".
Stolas said "Because the competition was a week ago and they said you wouldn't hear back from them in two months.".
Blitzo said "Calm down, Verosika. I'm sure they're going to pick you. You're the best pop star in all of Lust."
Verosika said with a smile on her face "Yeah, you're right. I just don't want to lose to those Glam Sisters."
Stolas asked "Which one were the Glam Sisters again?"
Blitzo said "The snatches that couldn't keep their mirror shtick together."
Stolas said "Oh right, now I remember them." He also remembered that they called him a racial slur for bird demons as well.
Just then a person knocked on their door and said "I got a special delivery for Stolas." Stolas wasn't expecting anything and decided to go check and see what it was. It was another mailman but he had a folder addressed to him while also holding a clipboard. "Sign here." Stolas looked at the document on the clipboard, reading everything on it to make sure it wasn't some kind of trick, and signed it.
"What is it?" Blitzo asked while Stolas opened the folder, which contained a letter from the Goetia family.
"It's nothing. Just another "opportunity" from the Goetia Family to return home." Stolas said after he read the letter; he then threw it away in the garbage.
Verosika said "Another one? How long have they been asking you to come back?"
Stolas explained as she sat back down "A few weeks now. They contacted me through Asmodeus but I've been able to turn them down. According to Asmodeus, I'm too valuable to his interest to be taken back to the Goetia Family anytime soon.
"Do you think they'll try to force you to come back?" Blitzo asked with a worried, slightly angry tone of voice.
Stolas said "It's possible. While I believe there are some who do not want that, since my leaving the family opened enough doors for others to get power that the other side would believe would balance things out. However, I've made it clear that I have no interest in coming back."
Blitzo said "If you want, I can always ask one of my employees to take care of you while you're at work. I can even ask Millie to look after you if you like."
Stolas said "I appreciate that, Blitzy, but I'll be alright. I have a plan for this just in case. I always assumed that one day the Goetia Family might want me back for whatever ridiculous reason."
"And what would that be?" Verosika asked. She and Blitzo knew that Stolas was powerful to a certain extent but he didn't really know how to fight anyone.
Stolas said "Let's just say I'd rather keep that to myself for now. If that's alright. I know we don't keep secrets from each other but the plan I do have requires it just in case anything goes wrong. But I can tell you that I've informed Asmodeaus about it and I believe that it will work."
Blitzo said "If you say so. But I'm still giving you one of my company's tracking devices just in case. That way if they do try something, like taking you, I'll know where you'll go and my team can go in guns blazing. Nobody is taking my thirsty owl away from me, just like nobody's taking my succulent succubus away either." He placed his right hand on Stolas's hand while he placed his left hand Verosika's hand.
"And nobody is taking away our strong, sexy, big dick imp away from us either." Verosika said as her face turned red.
Stolas said as he was blushing red too "Indeed."
"Now why don't we finish up our breakfast, have some shower sex, and get ready for our afternoon on the town." Blitzo said with an excited voice. This encouraged Verosika and Stolas to finish their breakfast as fast as possible.
After finishing breakfast and having brief shower sex, the threesome got changed for their afternoon on the town.
The first thing they did was shop for new clothes at a place called Busty Babewear. Verosika wanted to look for outfits for her upcoming concert in the Wrath ring; she needed something that spelled western while also being sexy. The first outfit was a puffy pink dress with too many bows on it; Stolas and Blitzo gave it a thumbs down. The second outfit was an all black, gothic western attire that was meant to make you look like a bounty hunter; while Blitzo was open to the idea, he didn't think it would fit Verosika's overall style; Stolas thought the outfit looked disgusting and suggested that she get something else. The last outfit was a simple cow pattern bra, white jacket with golden stars around it, blue jean shorts, dark brown high heel boots, a rope, and a brown hat with a silver star on it. Stolas and Blitzo gave it their approval. Since she wanted to get a deal off buying the outfit, she had Stolas and Blitzo get their own outfits. Stolas picked out black suit and pants that came with a gray shirt, red tie, and fake glasses; the theme of this outfit was meant to be a sexy gambler. Blitzo picked out a velvet, white, and black showgirl outfit that came with a blonde wig; he wanted "sexy horse" outfit but that didn't cover the deal Verosika could get upon purchase
The second place that they went to a sexy theater to see a play called "Train to London Garments "; it's a play based on a popular romcom from Earth that has become really popular in Hell. While Stolas and Verosika were enjoying it from a romantic standpoint, Blitzo simply watched it because it was there; he didn't understand why it was so popular since it was all about an over dramatic romance that could have easily been resolved by shooting the rival lover and robbing the rich asshole family. However, he saw that his two lovers were enjoying it and made as much of an effort to enjoy it like they did.
Their third destination was a horse convention that was in the Crystal Stadium. There were horses from the Wrath ring that Blitzo wanted to see that were going to be competing in an upcoming race in the Pride ring. At the same time, he wanted to see all the different kinds of horses, take pictures of them, and ride one if given the chance. While they were there, the came across a raffle contest for three horse related prizes; first prize was being able to rent a horse for a month; second prize was a matching set of three different horse costumes that come from a famous horse jockey that arrived in hell; third prize was a 200 soul gift card to a horse store in the Wrath ring called My Gigantic Fire HorseMart. He had Verosika and Stolas enter the raffle with him so he/they could increase their chances. Later, around the time they were about to leave the convention, he found out that he managed to get second place; while he wanted to get first place, he was able to live with getting the horse costumes since he can not only sleep in them in his spare time but also use it for sex stuff. Stolas and Verosika have always wondered why Blitzo has this fixation on horses but they've been getting used to it very slowly for his sake; plus, his knowledge of horses have been applied in the bedroom, easily sending them to pleasure town, both when he's alone with one or when he's taking care of both.
Lastly they would have dinner at a place called "Demon On A Plate"; their meals specialized in serving their meals on demons for them to eat off of;they were also allowed to bring the demon home with them but that would cost extra. Verosika ordered a sushi platter served on a male succubus with a six pack and a mustache; Stolas ordered a salad dish with beelze-mustard served with a dark purple, muscular baphomet;Blitzo ordered a cheese spaghetti plate served on a curvy trans female imp with light blue hair. Once they were served their meals, they would eat them like "normal" while also giving off sexual signs to each of the demons served on their plates, rizzing them up so that they'll be ready to fuck them back at home; it was also a game between Blitzo, Stolas, and Verosika to see who had the best "game" among others.
After they finished their meals, they placed their credit cards in a hat to see who would be paying for dinner. They had their waiter shack up the hat for a bit and he pulled out a card. It was Blitzo's credit card, much to his disappointment; however, Verosika and Stolas agreed to cover the tip.
The rest of the night would be an orgy room filled with paddles, whips, strap-ons, and horse related items. Just another Saturday night.
The next morning,Blitzo found himself asleep on his bed with the trans female imp he took home. As he got up to use the bathroom, he noticed Stolas asleep on the couch with the muscular baphomet demon he brought home. He took a quick peek into Verosika's room and she was still asleep on top of the male succubus she brought home. Before he could head back to bed, he heard someone knocking at the door; he didn't know who it was so he decided to go see who it was. He looked through the peephole and saw a female hellhound wearing gothic attire.
"Excuse me, are you Blitzo?" The female hellhound asked.
"Who wants to know?" Blitzo asked her, being somewhat suspicious if this was sent by the Goetia family to get Stolas back
She said "My name is Loona. Fizzaroli sent.".
"Fizz? How's he doing?" Blitzo said, surprised to hear Fizz's name since he hasn't seen him in a long time.
Loona said "He's in the hospital.". This caught Blitzo by surprise.
After waking everyone up and sending off their plate demons with a quick goodbye breakfast, Blitzo, Stolas, and Verosika went to the hospital in Sloth, using Verosika's car; Loona would take them to the hospital that he was staying in. While she didn't give Blitzo all the details about what happened, she did tell him that there was a fire at the Imp Circus that caused a lot of the staff to get hurt.
"Hey there, Blitzo. It's good to see you again." Fizz said, happy to see his friend again.
Blitzo gave Fizz a hug and said "It's good to see you too, Fizz. I just wish it were under better circumstances.". He even shed a tear.
Fizz said "I've been meaning to come see you again but things just got too busy. And when I finally found a way to make time, this happens. Fizz said, looking at the place where his right arm used to be.
"Fizz, what happened?" Blitzo asked with a concerned look on his face.
Fizz would go on to explain that ever since Blitz left, things started to change drastically for the circus. Since Blitzo left, the circus would go on like normal for a while until it started losing money and employees; some of the employees were inspired to leave after Blitzo left too, since how he left caused others to wake up to how bad things were with Cash. As a result, Cash had to get other performers and staff to replace those that left. While he was able to get top performers, they cost a lot of money and he had to cut corners on the staff by hiring/adopting hellhounds, among them was Loona. While this practice did manage to keep the circus afloat for a while, what many did not know was Cash took out a huge loan from a mafia family in Greed. In order to pay back all the money, he had Barbie Wire run errands with the boss's son, Moxxie, which involved robbing banks. However, during one of those heists, Barbie, Moxxie, and some guy named Chazz got arrested while Cash got away.
As a result of this, Crimson retaliated against the circus by having it set on fire during one of the shows and killing Cash and countless others. Fizz managed to get away from the fire but an explosion from it caused him to lose his right arm, left leg, and damage his vocal chords; luckily, Loona was there to save him so the damage wasn't too bad.
Fizz said "And that's what happened. I wanted to contact you sooner but I've been in surgery and recovery for weeks now."
Blitzo asked "I see. What about my mom; is she here somewhere?"
Fizz explained "She's fine, Blitzo. In fact, she left the circus about a year ago. I don't know where she is but she left me those roses while I was still knocked out. I knew it was from her because I recognized the handwritting."
"Barbie didn't go with her?" Blitzo asked. He assumed that his mother would have taken Barbie with her if she could and wondered why that wasn't the case.
Fizz said "She wanted to stay with Cash. I don't know what happened other than that she left one day. She did tell me to tell you that she'll be ok and will come looking for you again when the time is right. She wanted me to tell you that she loves you and hope's you're living your best life."
Blitzo asked "Do you know if Barbie is still in jail? Or know the exact name of the crime family she's affiliated with?"
Fizz said "I don't know. I can assume she's still in Greed but I don't know which city or crime family she might be with if she managed to escape. All I know is the boss's name is Crimson but that's about it."
"I'm sorry about this, Fizz. I should have taken you and Barbie with me." Blitzo said with a guilt ridden look on his face.
Fizz placed his available left hand on Blitzo's hand and said "Blitzo, we chose to stay. You had the courage to leave and make it on your own. No one blames you for that. Besides, it looks like you've got two lucky demons to be with you." He then looked outside the room, looking at Stolas and Verosika, who were sitting outside.
Blitzo looked back at them with a smile and said to Fizz "You have no idea. They're amazing."
Fizz said "Maybe I'll find someone to love me like that one day.".
Blitzo and Fizz would continue to talk for hours, making up for as much time that they lost as possible. He also introduced him to Stolas and offered him and Loona a place to stay in Lust but Fizz told him not to worry about that since he'll be staying with a friend that he knows that's currently living in Gluttony. However, he told Fizz that he'll stop by again as soon as he's discharged from the hospital. He also gave him his address in Lust in case he ever wanted to visit. He left Fizz's room, asked Loona to take care of Fizz, and he, Stolas, and Verosika would leave
Later that night, after they left Sloth, Blitz sat on the couch by himself with a sad look on his face after seeing what happened to his mother, sister and Fizz. He thought to himself about how he wished he could have done something different, if he had simply taken them with him; they may have said no at the time but he still felt at fault. The only silver lining in all of this was the fact that his father was dead. Lucky for him,Stolas and Verosika were there for him; the two of them gave him a hug as he was about to cry.
Somewhere in Greed, outside of a big house in the backyard, Barbie Wire, wearing a dark red suit, was looking at a photo of herself, Blitzo, and their mother. She threw it in a pile of old photos and set it on fire in a chimney. On top of this hill of photos and unwanted items was the dead body of Cash Buckzo and former mob boss Crimson Knolastname.
"So, was that the last photo you have of them?" Moxxie said, walking in on Barbie and wearing a black version of the suit that his father used to wear.
"Yep. What about your photos?" Barbie said.
"Right here. I just wanted to make sure I got it all." Moxxie said holding the photos and placing them on the pile. He then spit on the corpse of his dead father; Barbie would do the same for her father.
"No going back." Barbie said before she used a lighter to set the pile on fire. As they were watching this happen, Chazz, Moxxie's loyal lieutenant, walked in.
He then said to them "They're waiting for you, boss."
"I'll be right there." Moxxie said, changing his look to an even more serious tone of voice.
Barbie, Chazz, and Moxxie would walk back into the house where all of the sharks loyal to him were waiting for them. Moxxie would sit in the chair where his father used to sit with Barbie standing next to him on the right side of the chair and Chazz. Everyone would watch in fear and awe as Moxxie took his place as leader of the family.
And there you have it, my first Helluva Boss AU. Similar to how I do my El Tigre AUs, I will write them as they come to mind with the possibility of each of them being expanded upon if I feel like and if you say that you want to see an expansion.
As this one suggested, this AU revolves around Blitz being in a polycule relationship with both Stolas and Verosika. And just in case you want to know, their canon sexualities are being applied in this AU just like they would in all my Aus; this would mean that Stolas is still Gay while Blitz and Verosika are Pan. Also, the reason I used Blitzo instead of Blitz is because, as you probably could tell, his life didn't change enough to where he made the O silent in the original timeline. Unfortunately I had to make Barbie Wire and Moxxie suffer in this timeline since Blitzo was not in their lives to prevent the paths that they went down on. Plus, I was ambiguous about his mother since I'm waiting for GhostFer's, thank Cartoon Universe for me using the title like that, or other episodes to give us more context on her.
What Au's would you all like to see?