Somewhere in a forest on Earth, Blitz in a human disguise is on the run from a crazy southern woman named Martha. She was the target that a client, Ms. Mayberry, wanted dead after she ruined her life. He was about to kill her but Moxxie got in the way of that, resulting in her and her crazy family being alerted by their presence; they thought they were federal agents sent to arrest them. As he continued to hide, he heard his phone buzz and decided to see who it was real quick. It was his girlfriend, Verosika. Her message said: When you are done with work today, meet me at my apartment . Bring our Asmodean Crystal with you. Blitz quickly responded with "K" before going back to hiding from Martha. She then sent him another text asking him "Which outfit makes me look sexier for an album cover?" She then sent him images of three different outfits: a golden microkini with a sun hat and gold shades; a white dress shirt that showed off her cleavage and belly button, red tie, black mini skirt, and fake glasses; and, a purple gothic western attire that made her look like a bounty hunter. But before he could respond, Martha caught up to him and held him at gunpoint, dropping his phone.
He and Millie, who was also captured and in a human disguise too, were tied up over logs that were about to be set on fire by Martha and her husband, believing that they can get rid of all traces of these "feds". However, much to her surprise, they were immune to the fire. Blitz explained that their fire doesn't hurt them but he can fake it if that will get her hard. This upset Martha so she just decided to shoot them in the head. But before she could do that, she was shot from behind through her right eye by Moxxie. The husband would run away as a result of this.
Before they went back to Hell, Blitz went back to find his phone so he could respond to Verosika's photos; while he did that, Moxxie decided to take care of something before going back too. He took the time to respond to which outfit that he liked the most before meeting up with M he picked the second image of what he deemed the "naughty school teacher attire". However, he did say that the bounty hunter outfit came at a close second.
Blitz and Verosika started dating a couple of years ago. It was mostly them going to parties, getting drunk, and being horny. He also did some bodyguard work for her too. Overtime, the two simply became too busy for their usual routines of partying and sex. At the same time, they did have strong feelings for each , what the two failed to see, or were simply unable to say to each other, was that they loved each other. Something prevented them from saying that to each other; it was either Blitz's self hatred that he keeps inside or Verosika's vindictive nature against those who hurt her. Verosika almost said it but something held her back, almost like saying it was going to lead to a disaster. As a result, they simply remained friends with benefits.
Thanks to their friendship with benefits, Blitz is allowed to use Verosika's Asmodean Crystal for IMP's business. The conditions for using it were simple to return it to her at any time of her choosing, when she needed it to go to earth, and if she needed someone dead on Earth that impacted her career, or anyone of her fellow performers that were her friends, then they would do it for her while also taking a finders fee from the was easy for him to use it often because she only ever went to Earth by herself once or twice every two to three months. He's been using it more often since Verosika was in rehab for quite a while; although, she was let out early because she was famous enough to get out of it.
After completing the mission on earth and having a brief celebration with the client, Mrs. Mayberry, Blitz went to Lust to meet up with Verosika. While waiting for the Elevator to take him to Lust, he was looking at an article about the recent hospitalization of Prince Stolas and the death of Princess Stella. He didn't read it but he assumed that this all happened due to some weird attempted murder-suicide plot that involved an affair among the rich. Not that he really cared. Before he could think about it any further, the next ride to Lust was available and he got on board.
Once he arrived in Lust, it didn't take long for him to get to Verosika's apartment since it was within walking distance. Her apartment number was 37 and he used a key that she kept hidden and went inside her apartment, only to find it somewhat trashed. At first he thought Verosika might be on a drunk rampage but he noticed that only the unimportant stuff was broken and the mess seemed organized. He eventually came across her hitting a punching bag that had the word exes on it; there were photos of all of her ex boyfriends and girlfriends who dumped her.
"Hey Ver. Are you ok?" Blitz asked, seeing that she was really pissed off.
"No. I'm pissed off. Someone sneaked a camera into my bathroom and took an embarrassing photo of me." Verosika said after she finished her last punch to
"On the toilet?" Blitzo asked
Verosika explained "Luckily, no. It's a past photo and it was during the time I had the bathroom alone to get ready for that wedding ceremony for that four way couple."
"Oh yeah, I remember that. Those were the couples who were swingers that hid behind the fact that they were cheating on each other's spouses."
Verosika thought "Yep. I think it was one of eight of my exes who must have done it. Anyway, I don't suppose you could shoot the demon that did this once I find out who it is and rip their dick or vagina off out of friendship. Or let me do the shooting once I find out which one of them did it.
Blitz said "Uh, I can do that but you'd need to learn how to use it. I'm all for random gun usage but if an accident happens to you then all your fans are going to come after me. And you know how thirsty your fans can be."
"How hard is it to shoot someone? You make it sound like it's difficult." Verosiak said, rolling her eyes a bit
Blitz said confidently "You'd be surprised how hard it is. I make it look easy because I'm amazing at it. Besides, knowing you, you're better off using knives or a baseball bat. But if you're that eager to learn how to shoot someone, I'll at least teach you how to hold and use a regular handgun."
Verosika said "Thanks. But I still have all this rage inside from this. I need something to let it all out. Hitting the ex punching bag isn't helping and I've already trashed everything worth breaking."
Blitz said with a smile on his face "Do you want me to fuck your anger away?"
Verosika said with a confident smile on her face "That would help." She then walked over to the drawer and pulled out a spiked strap on and said " I'd also like to use the new toy that I bought yesterday."
"Damn. Alright, I'm into that." Blitz said, blushing from the size of the strap on.
When it comes to the sex life of Blitzo and Verosika, it never gets stale; even when they just have "regular" sex or simply repeat a certain position, it never gets boring. They always knew how to entertain each other in the sheets. While Blitz did start off as a terrible to average lover, Verosika was able to give him pointers on how to improve his performance in bed, especially whenever they went to orgies; while somewhat hesitant to take her advice, she managed to convince him to give her advice a try to he could find "better" ways to improve on it. Blitz took this to heart and listened to every lesson or extra position a try each time. As a result, Blitz's performance improved drastically and so was his creative nature in the bedroom; he even managed to form a somewhat positive reputation among some of Lust's sex workers, primarily the succubuses.
However, despite how close they were when they made love, they still have trouble expressing how much that they feel for each other after it is over. Something was still holding them back from saying how they really loved it; they gave each other the satisfaction of how good they were but not enough to where it could translate as love.
After two hours of passionate-anger sex, Blitz and Verosika would lay on the bed together, sharing a smoke.
"Thanks for doing that. I feel a lot better." Verosika said after she let out a puff of smoke.
"No problem. What are friends with benefits for?" Blitz said after he placed his smoke in the ashtray.
"I noticed your tongue work has improved." Verosika said with a proud smile on her face
Blitz said with a confident smile "Yeah, Millie showed me a video that she watches online and gave me something to practice on; she said that it helped Moxxie learn to do that with her with his tongue. And your lessons helped."
"Have you still not found a way to fuck them both yet?" Verosika said, letting off a slight giggle.
Blitz rolled his eyes with a disappointed smile on his face "I wish. If there was a way to get a threeway with those two I would have found it by now. Unfortunately, I don't see that happening other than in my fantasies."
Verosiak said with a smile on her face "Give it time. Chances are they'll be looking to spice up their marriage in some form or another and you'll be there to do that the second that they ask." She then changed the subject "By the way, you brought my crystal back, right?"
Blitz said, using his tail to pick up the glove where he put the asmodean crystal in and gave it to Verosika "Yep, right here. So, how long do you need it back?
Verosika said "Three weeks. I know that may seem like a long time but I think we can make it benefit us both." She then grabbed another cigarette and used Blitz's lighter to light it up.
Blitz asked "How?"
"During the first two weeks, I'll be competing in a human music festival. There's some human competition, or at least members of their staff or family, that I'll probably need dead.
"I thought you didn't care about human competitions." Blitz asked. Normally when it comes to any work that involves concerts for Verosika, she barely had anyone killed; the times she's asked it's usually creeps and stalkers that could prevent her or her crew from spreading lust on Earth.
Verosika explained "Normally I don't. But two of my rivals, Tiffany Tata and Betsy Overkill, are competing in that competition and are using these acts as indirect means to win it all. If I manage to defeat their proxies, I'll have a better chance at winning.
Blitz said "We can make that work. What about the third week?
Verosika explained That's when I'm leading one of the modeling teams during Spring Break. All we need is extra security for that event; mainly getting rid of anyone that may seem undesirable to us. Plus, I'm sure you'll get clients who will want someone dead there as well.
"Alright then. I'll let M&M know about this."
"I'd also like to borrow Loona too. "
"What for?"
"Bodyguard work, obviously. I have a hellhound that I recently hired named Vortex, who is acting as my bodyguard on a daily basis, but having an extra bodyguard could be helpful."
"Hey, that's my daughter you're talking about."
"I know, I haven't forgotten, jackass. That's why I'm asking you first. I figured she would want to do something other than being a receptionist.
"Alright, I'll let her know that you asked for her help. Besides, she does like working with you sometimes." Blitz said. He then heard his stomach growl.
Verosika heard her stomach growl as well and said to Blitz "Looks like all that fucking made us hungry. I've got some leftover pizza in the fridge, if that's ok."
"Sure. I could eat." Blitz said.
The two of them got off Verosika's bed and headed for the kitchen; Blitz put on his underwear while Verosika grabbed a pink robe that she had laying around. The two of them grabbed the pizza, put it in the microwave, took out the food when it was done, sat at the dinner table, and started eating. While they were eating, Verosika saw the "Live Sex Competition flier on the ground; it said special guests Asmodeaus and Beelzebub
She then said "While I'm thinking about it, I need your help four months from now. Do you think you can make yourself available then and maybe a few weekends before then?
Blitz asked while eating a slice of pizza "I guess. Why? What do you need my help with?"
Verosika explained "There's going to be a live sex competition that day and I'm one of the celebrity guests competing in it. I'm allowed to bring in at least five people as part of my team in the competition for certain categories and I'd like you to be a part of it.
"Why; don't you have friends and professionals to do that for you? Blitz asked, since she's never asked him to participate before. He knows that Verosika competes in certain sex challenges and game shows but this is the first time she's asked him to join her in one.
Verosika explained "Because this one has categories that delve into the weird. And out of all of my best fuck friends, you're the most likely to do most of them. I can tell you that one challenge involves horses."
Blitz said with an intrigued voice "Oh, sexy. If that's the case, then I'm in."
Verosiak said before she took a bite out of the pizza slice "Also, there's one challenge in particular that I'm only comfortable doing with you; that and you can keep up with me on this challenge."
Blitz asked "What's the challenge?"
Verosika said "It's a BDSM role playing challenge that's supposed to be based on our favorite porno. The porno I want to copy is 5000 shades of leather."
"Wasn't that the movie that starred Angel Dust?" Blitz asked
Verosika said "No, you're thinking of the bootleg version, 5000 scraps of latex, which was produced by that asshole sinner, Valentino. The one I'm talking about was a limited showing so I'll need to show it to you before the competition;luckily I have it on video."
Blitz asked "So, are we going to watch it after dinner?"
Verosika said "I'm afraid not. The porno lasts for five hours and there's certain conditions for it that I need to prepare. And there's a certain place in Pride that we need to go to in order to watch it. Don't ask me why until we actually start seeing it.
Blitz said "Ok. I'll make time to meet you for that; just let me know when you're ready. But why do you want me to do this one with you? This scene in particular."
Verosika said "Because Io….likely have a better chance of performing it properly with you. Along with having the necessary trust factor with you, you have a better understanding of my body when it comes to what needs to be done. We've had sex plenty of times to know each other's orgasm points."
Blitz said "That is true, I have kept track of all the spots on your breast, thighs, back, ass, holes, horns, neck, feet, arms, and hands." He noticed that his phone was ringing, got up from the table to get his phone. It was Loona so he immediately answered it. "Hey, Loonie. What? I'll be right there. See if you can stall for time and get M&M over there to help you out if you can.
Verosika asked "What's wrong?".
Blitz explained while putting on his clothes "My stupid landlord. He's trying to extort money off of us again. And no, I haven't forgotten to pay rent."
Verosika said "If you want, I could convince him to back off."
Blitz said "Nah, don't waste your mouth or holes on this guy. He only knows one way to back off."
Verosika said "Got it."
"I'll see you next time. Lo….looking forward to seeing that porno with you next time." Blitz said before he left the apartment.
As they went their separate ways, they both realized that they almost told each other that they loved each other. They don't know why they said that but they were glad to have corrected themselves before they said anything that would make their friendship awkward.
Over the next couple of weeks, IMP would work alongside Verosika's crew. They were relatively kept in the shadows while Verosika did her work. All the targets on her list were taken out without any problems. Verosika's competition tried to dispute that there was foul play but they could never really prove anything to the human judges.
During and after that time, Verosika and Blitz would watch the porno together, analyze the scene that they would recreate for the competition and have practice sex when they had time. It would involve both parties to be chained to the bed but also finding the keys to each of the chains that would be hidden all over the bed or body of the partner but both parties must make each other orgasm in order for one to reveal where the other key is; the demon who manages to get all the keys to the cuffs would claim ultimate dominance over the other. The scene would have both parties orgasm together at their final chains, ending in a heated battle for dominance of rough, nasty sex.
While the scene seemed simple enough, the difficult parts were hitting the right nerves on the partner at the right time; the main purpose of this scene was to cause multiple orgasms, which can be tricky, depending on the demon. And while Blitz and Verosika are on equal footing when it comes to pleasing each other, they have to openly reveal their best g spots that are guaranteed to work. Both had trouble revealing that at first but they found a way to reveal it at the same time so that no one would feel that one would have that information over the other.
When the competition began and it was time for them to perform the reenactment of the scene based on them, they were able to pull off without any problems; it managed to blow the judges away, especially Asmodeaus himself. They won the competition thanks to their performance and the efforts of the rest of Verosika's team. However, something unexpected would come of it. Something that would cause them to break down their barrier even further.
(1 month after the competition)
Back at IMP's office, Blitz was going over a plan for an upcoming assassination plot for a client. Then suddenly, Verosika walked in and grabbed Blitz's hand, dragging him into his office. She then told everyone to go on coffee break or something; she needed to talk to Blitz alone.
Blitz asked "Is something the matter? You don't usually show up like this. And I thought you were sick with a cold." He also noticed Verosika was walking around frantically around the office too.
Verosika calmed herself down a bit and said "I know. And it turns out I wasn't sick with a cold. It was….something else."
"Something else?" Blitz said, raising an eyebrow
Verosika said "You might want to sit down for this one. Blitz…..the thing is….I….I'm pregnant."
Blitz, having already sat down, could feel his heart almost stop. He asked with a shocked expression on his face"Are you serious?"
Verosika said "I'm serious. I wouldn't joke or lie about yes, it's yours. You're the only logical possibility since the last time I had sex was during that competition."
Blitz asked "How? I thought you were on the pill that day."
Verosika said "I thought so too. Maybe I took an expired pill, or something other than birth control. I don't know. All I know is that I'm pregnant. My doctor says so and the pregnancy test that I took confirmed it."
Blitz was shocked by this news. He honestly didn't know how to process this. At first he thought Verosika was messing with him but he quickly dismissed that idea since she would never go to these lengths to do that; saying that she was pregnant with his child would be too much even for her. There was something inside him that was telling him how bad this is but at the same time, he was happy about it. Something inside him told him that this was a sign that it was time to confess his feelings toward her, or at least know how he feels about her. Either way, he knew that he had to know how she felt about this matter."
Blitz calmed himself down and asked "Just tell me: what do you want to do? Do you want to have this baby? It's your choice and I'll stand by you, whatever you choose. I'm not going to force you to have this baby if you do not want to."
Verosika said "I won't lie, if this was anyone else I'd already have taken care of this without ever telling anyone. I never saw myself becoming a mom until I became a sad, loser, washout, which I believed was never going to happen. I was confused, scared, and in a sense happy. And…..I thought that maybe this was….a sign. That and as we were practicing for the competition, revealing our favorite g spots, spending all that time together to practice, thinking about all the times we dated, and all the problems that I have about myself, like my vindictive nature that can be over the top, I started to realize something. And I know it's wrong for me to spring this on you so suddenly and I'm not asking you to respond to this but I rather you hear it now, rather than holding it back any further. I love you, Blitz. I have for a long time. I never told you that directly because I was scared to commit to you; I was afraid that you would leave me and I didn't want to lose what I had with you. I won't ask or expect you to feel the same way, I just wanted you to know that." She then prepared herself to leave the office
Blitz said, stopping her from leaving by grabbing her hand. He started crying a bit too "Verosika, wait. I love you, too. I have for a long time as well. I never said anything because I hated myself for so long. I've destroyed a lot in my life, made the lives of others worse. I didn't want that to happen to you; I didn't want to hurt you. I never let anyone get close to me the way that I've gotten close to you before; our practice sessions made me realize that. Even when we were putting on a show for a bunch of horny demons, creeps, and Big Oz himself, I felt like the luckiest demon in all of hell because I was with you doing it. And honestly, I never understood why you could love someone like me. Why would a beautiful, sexy, talented, confident woman want someone like me?".
Verosika smiled, bent down to match his height, placed both her hands on his hands and said "That's easy. I love your confidence, your craziness, how you don't take shit from anybody, and you're a fun guy that I always enjoyed hanging out with. You felt real to me. And even if you don't see that in yourself, you should know that I see it."
Blitz said "It's been difficult for me to hear someone say that to me. I've put a lot of walls in front of me."
Verosika said "It may not look like it but so have I. Maybe we can break them together."
Blitz said "Together."
The two would lean in for a passionate kiss, unlike all the other times that they made out. Unbeknownst to them, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona were listening in on them: Millie had an excited look on her face, Moxie was surprised which caused his jaw to drop, and Loona had a slight smile on her face while looking at her phone
Ever since that day, Blitz and Verosika would work together to break all the walls that they had; they wanted to be open enough about each other so that they could become better demons for their child, or children if they wanted more some day, and themselves. One of the things they did was move in together in Verosika's apartment so that they can give living together a try; Loona moved in too but she mostly stayed in Blitz's apartment. There were a few rough patches based on how both of them lived but Loona was able to mediate between the two of them and found a compromise that would help them both. However, they were working on finding bigger apartments or homes in Pride to accommodate a growing family. Millie told them about some places in the Wrath Ring but Verosika was against living in such a country setting.
Verosika would continue some of her upcoming shows before she canceled the rest to take better care of herself for the baby. She would still consult other modeling teams, especially the crew she often works with to make money. More importantly, she had to get rid of all of her beelzejuice. She had Vortex help her get rid of it, giving it away to the hellhound parties that are run by Beelzebub or donating them to Ozzies. At the same time, she had him, Blitz, and Loona make sure she couldn't get any access to beelzejuice or any other alcoholic beverages.
Blitz would still go on missions but he would only go on very simple ones that didn't require any effort or seemed too dangerous. He would have Loona go on missions in his place but would have Millie be in charge of them. He was also figuring out how to make extra money as well. He decided to teach a class on how to be an assassin that also doubled as an indirect self defense class; one of his students was a Goetia Family girl named Octavia, who was learning in secret from her uncle, who is currently taking care of her.
During that time, he managed to reconnect with Fizzaroli with the help of Verosika. They even cleared up the big misunderstanding that led them to grow apart in the first place. Their friendship wasn't fully healed but it was a tried to connect with his sister, Barbie Wire, but she refused to talk to him, yet.
(8 months later)
In a hospital, the IMP gang, Verosika's crew, and Fizz were waiting for Verosika and Blitz to come out of the operating room. While they were waiting, everyone was placing bets on whether it was a boy or a girl. Eventually, one of the doctors came out of the operating room to inform them that the birth was a success and that Verosika is going to be fine. She gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. As a result, the winners of the bet were Loona, Milky, Ace, and Millie. Blitz and Verosika, who is on the gurney, came out of the operating room with the twins. The two of them introduced everyone to Ace and Whitney. Everyone got a chance to hold the twins, welcoming them to Hell.
Later, once everyone left for the day, Blitz, Verosika, Loona, and the twins retired to Verosika's room in order to allow her to recover and to do check ups on the twins if needed; hybrid demons tend to have some extra check ups since they may have very unique conditions. At the moment, the twins were fast asleep.
Verosika said "Look at them, Blitz. They're wonderful."
Blitz said "Yeah, they really are. You did wonderful, Verosika." He then gave her a kiss on the cheek.
Verosika said "I see that, Loona. If you want to hold them again, you can. They should get to know their big sister.
Loona said "I….well…I wouldn't feel right about it since they're asleep and they may want to wake up to their mom or dad."
Blitz said "Yeah, nice try Loonie. Come here and hold on to your brother and sister for a bit."
"Fine." Loona relented and took Ace and Whitney from Verosika so she could hold them for a bit.
While Blitz and Verosika watched in awe as Loona was holding her siblings, someone knocked on the door. Blitz went to check and see who it was and no one was there. However, he found a present addressed to him, Verosika, and the babies. It was from Barbie Wire.
I decided to leave this one on a cliffhanger. It doesn't mean I'll promise to come back to it but there is a possibility I might if I feel up to it one day.
This AU is one that takes place on the original timeline but with a minor change that has drastic consequences, depending on your point of view. Verosika never told Blitz that she loved him and they never fully committed to each other either; mainly because of this Verosika kept barriers around herself. It was enough for them to remain friends but not open up completely until "now". Sadly, this would mean Blitz would never reunite with Stolas, as you may have noticed him using an asmodean crystal a lot earlier than the original timeline. I can't promise that I will touch on everything that is different, like the exact fate of others but I will find ways to put it in if I can do it properly
Depending on what we learn about Verosika in future episodes or shorts, I may do more Aus that focus on her and Blitz as a couple or rivals. Apology gave us another but it's not enough for me to change my views on Verosika; if you want to know what they are I did a review on her that's on my Deveintart account.
Let me know your thoughts on this Au and if there is a particular Au you want to see. I can't promise that I'll do it but hearing certain ideas can help me.