Mallow was making another batch of new weird food for her to eat and then later fart out in delicious ways as Lana walked in, being rather nervous as she held on tightly to her fishing rod that she always brought with her anywhere she went. Despite being close friends, things were kinda complicated.
"Err, hey Mallow..." Lana stated as she slowly approached Mallow, trying not to get too close to the human stink bomb. "I just wondered... why do you like farting?"
Mallow let out a wet fart as she sighed of relief, turning around to see Lana was standing behind her, smirking as she stood up, brushing back her vibrant green hair. "Oh! I didn't see you there, girlfriend!" She stretched her arms as she released another soaking poot, smiling as she placed her hands on Lana's shoulders. "But yeah, you wanna know why I like farts so much? It's quite fascinating, I tell ya what! It lets you tell what the person ate!"
"I... didn't know that..." Lana stated, covering her mouth as she was caught off guard from how bad Mallow's flatulence smelled. "Whoa... you really know how to let out stinky gas. It's really, uh, potent."
"Aw, you're flattering me. Get it?" Mallow laughed as she bent down, making more moist rump rippers as she wiggled her wind breaking butt, picking up the bowl of plants and fruits she had mixed in together. "In fact, how about you show me what your farts are like? I bet they're even wetter than mine!"
Lana blushed as her eyes widened, causing her to stumble back as several grass type Pokemon poked out of the jungle foliage, wondering what the blue haired female trial captain was thinking as she slowly backed away from Mallow, who approached her as she was just curious and all. Haha.
"Come on, it wasn't that bad." Mallow taunted with her arms around the back of her head as her phantom menace was causing the foliage to shift in color.
"You say that, yet your bung blast says otherwise!" Lana responded as she was feeling hot from the huge amount of flatuosity present around them.
"Look, what makes my butt tuba different from your cheek squeak?" Mallow spoke with her face cheeks puffing up like her overalls from the venting turd tremors she continued ripping out.
Lana blushed as she felt her stomach rumble, causing her to let out a fart herself. "...B-because my fanny beep isn't as loud as yours..."
Mallow laughed heartily as she continued to blast out her insane in the methane ignition. "Well I can't disagree with that! But it took me a long time for my rectal turbulence to be a fart force to be reckon with!"
Lana lowered her hands from her face as she was getting used to the stale steamer scent that was all over her body. "...It doesn't faze you all that much?"
"No way! I just love to stink it up with my stinkers!" Mallow laughed as she felt her stress release split the seam. "There's so much you can do with farting, it's like an art!"