A Collection Of Other Adventures
Gaza.
Date: February 12th, 2024
Things lately have been difficult and painful as usual. The war across the multiverse is tiring. When we're able to, we ensure we all can get 1-3 off days a week but since we're at war, that's not exactly easy. We do what we can to keep fighting without losing ourselves for any number of reasons from the sheer bloodshed to the physical, mental, and emotional exhaustion. Today, many BRAINS members are going to partake in an intervention in another universe. I will be amongst them. Why are we performing the intervention? We have found a timeline very similar to the one I share with you readers with only a few differences. One of which is it's guaranteed doom due to capitalism, fascism, climate change, and so on. Because of the connections between all major problems, we were able to deduce that stopping the conflict in Gaza will help divert the timeline from doom caused by human greed and cruelty. It is connected to all of the struggles of modern life under capitalism. I know I'm not exactly the most qualified person to speak about Gaza. I don't live in Gaza. I have never known a life where I constantly live in fear as bombs rain down from the sky, destroying everyone and everything around me and my folks. I have never known starvation or poverty or consumed contaminated water. I have never watched a family get completely destroyed in front of me. Ive never had to flee my home.
Ive never been be forced to become a refugee or move to live inside a shelter such as an underground bunker or hospital. I never had to hear the cries of agony as all of my loved ones were killed in one fell swoop. I've never been despised for the color of my skin. I've never been kidnapped and tortured by extremist or government/military forces. I cannot therefore tell the full story of the people of Gaza. No matter how much I learn, I cannot tell it like they can. In fact, it is their voices that are the most important to hear when it comes to what is happening in Gaza. So before you continue reading, I urge you to listen to the people of Gaza. I urge you to listen as well to other Arab Muslims about Gaza. Even just a couple posts here and there from them can open your perspective depending on what those posts contain But I can at least tell you part of the story. The part where some of my comrades and I intervened to stop the Gaza war in an alternate timeline. Now then, let's begin. Story start. At a collective wide meeting, I speak up some time after it starts: "I'm grateful we are able to have this opportunity to help the people of Gaza without sacrificing our principle of not messing with time unless it's absolutely necessary to save people even if it isn't in my timeline. This is going to be very important. We must succeed. I will write about this in order to help speak out against the atrocities Israel is committing in Gaza in my timeline. We can't be silent about Gaza. We just can't."
Twilight Sparkle nods: "Israel in both timelines has gone against the very values we value most in Equestria such as friendship, kindness, honesty, loyalty, laughter, and generosity. We will stop them in the timeline we are headed to." Barla nods too: "Hell yeah, this is going to be a mission none of us will forget. It will serve as an example for us, our allies, and those who look up to us in the future. I don't want the cruelty of Pmurt Nedib to be reflected by Israel's actions in Gaza anymore than they already have been." Saiki speaks telepathically: "The only issue now is to figure out who we're sending, where they're going, and what they will do." I stand up, make a fist and position it over my heart with my left hand while holding Graceful Protector high in my right hand: "I want to say this asap so it isn't just floating around in my head for a while. I don't want to forget my thoughts. I'm going to the war zone itself. I will help protect the people of Gaza. I swear on my sword that I will keep my word. No matter what happens, I will be a shield for the people of Gaza. I cannot do that in my own timeline but I can with the timeline we're going to." Plans are made. Statements are said. In no time at all, we're ready to go. About 10% of BRAINS go to Gaza. Why not any higher? BRAINS has become a truly enormous collective with members from hundreds of universes. With the number of us being sent, we won't face any obstacles we can't easily defeat.
I arrive to a street in Gaza next to another street whose buildings and so on have already been reduced to rubble. It's eerily quiet but I know there are still Gazans around. Some of them are still inside their homes while others are hiding in concealed locations. There's an Israeli tank on patrol with Israel's flag on it. "I see. Thanks to my Ki sense, I know where all of the people are. The people still around here are very brave. They are trying their best to survive despite the fact Israel has taken away so much from them and won't allow aid to reach them. What's happening here isn't just war. It's genocide. Tens of thousands of Gazans have already been killed. The rest are starving and/or displaced. The people of Gaza continue to live despite everything and in a true display of humanity, some have been photographed still trying to enjoy their lives and do things like bake fresh bread." It seems that the translating Multiversal Standard works in this universe as some Gazans hiding near me come out. One of them says: "You.. You came out of nowhere. Did Allah send you to save us?" I turn towards them: "No, Allah did not. I came here of my own volition. I do not follow your religion but I respect your belief in Allah completely regardless. We're all human beings and that's what matters. My name is Swiftdrawer, I do not serve any god or authority but that doesnt make me a person of pure chaos. I am a knight, an armored warrior who has chosen to be loyal to the people rather than any gods, governments, and so on."
They do not know what to say but the expressions on their faces tell me what they are attempting to communicate. "I am one of many who has come here to help you and the rest of your fellow Gazans. We will put all of this to an end." The tank from before pulls up and starts firing at us. Some IDF soldiers run towards us with guns in hand and also begin firing. I yell: "Get behind me! I will protect you from them!" They do so. The IDF troops are shocked to see a knight easily tanking all of their shots. Even with explosives being launched through the tank. One of them exclaims: "What the hell is going on?! Why won't this person die?!" I speak up: "You have a few options. I have no interest in fighting back. I do not enjoy needless or senseless violence. You can try to kill me as much as you'd like but you will get nowhere. Here are your options. Surrender, join my comrades and I, retreat, or run into the face of death. I do not take kindly to people like you who kill innocent people. To the innocent, I am warm. To the cruel, I am cold. I can wait here all day. Don't even try to kill those I'm protecting from behind. I will intercept anything you try in the blink of an eye. To prove what I can do to you.. I'm going to demonstrate a taste of what I can do. A taste that won't be pleasant for you. I wish I didn't have to be so cold in front of innocent Gazans who aren't doing any wrong but you've left me no other choice."
I point at a bomber jet flying overhead: "See that jet? I can knock it out of the sky. It may take a few shots but I can do it. I'm not as lethally accurate as Sinon is but I still have some skill." "I don't believe you! You sound like an American. You must have betrayed America and gone off with some experimental gear we had no idea about. That's the only reason you're still standing! It must be!" "I was born in America and in my other body, I live in it. However, I do not really consider myself American. Nor am I loyal to the nation as a whole. Now then, this won't take long." I pull out my BRAIN Blaster and put it in sniper mode. With my growing experience in firearms as well as understanding of physics, artistic eye, growing experience with bows, and so forth, I position myself and get ready to fire. The IDF troops are too afraid to do anything against me. After several misses, I do in fact shoot down the bomber jet. But before it crashes, I use Instant Transmission to rescue its pilot and capture them before using Instant Transmission to return. Now, the IDF soldiers are stunned. "So now then. Make your choice. Surrender and you will be given mercy for now. I'll let the people of Gaza and others decide what to do with you if you do in fact choose to surrender." They become my first captured enemies in some time. I don't like holding enemies hostage that much but it's necessary in this situation. I teleport them to a holding location created by various BRAINS members for the time being.
There, they will be treated well but with scrutiny and suspicion. After all, their Ki signatures are too weak for me to determine the amount of malevolence inside of them. I then speak to the Gazans after turning around to face them: "You're safe now. By this time, some of my comrades will have successfully constructed a safe structure nearby. I could just point you in the right direction and let you make it there in your own. Your willpower is inspiring after all. However, I can tell a lot of enemies are between our location and the structure. It is not safe for you to get there. At least, not on the surface. If there's an underground tunnel, you should be able to use it to get there without being detected." After working to make sure they and the others in the area have made it safely to the safe building, I turn my attention towards helping out further nearby. I easily defeat and capture more IDF soldiers without wounding anyone. As they cannot hurt me because of my armor, I don't have to brutally fight against them in a battle of life and death. The stronger you become, the more enemies you don't have to beat down brutally to win. In theory at least. In practice, things are much more complicated. While shocking more foes by proving my abilities, I speak at one point: "Israel is a nation that was founded by largely Jewish people from Europe after the Holocaust wiped out millions of them in the most infamous genocide in history. And yet. Here it stands as a nation oppressing the people of Palestine, seeking to erase them for good by starting with a focus on leveling Gaza and its people."
"That goes against Jewish principles. But as Zionists, your leaders don't care and follow a twisted form of Judaism. If you really are with them, I hold nothing much besides pity for you. You are the bottom of the barrel in that case, about as low as any human being can get." Alucard is nearby and overhears what I'm saying. He comes right over and grins: "Swiftdrawer's right. I may be a monster but you Israeli soldiers disgust me. Following orders to kill innocent people. I've heard all about how some of you enjoy spilling the blood of innocents. Your bodies may be human but on the inside, you're monsters just like me. If you want to prove me wrong, you must give up on contributing to the bloodshed and prove that you still have your humanity completely intact." A soldier laughs: "You're the only monster here! You must also be with Hamas." Alucard laughs cruelly: "You really think we're with Hamas? Foolish human. Can't you tell the difference between caring about the innocent Gazans and supporting the violent Hamas who control Gaza? I was led to believe that it was easy but it seems that was incorrect. You're no better than The Major and his subordinates, aren't you?! That sick man caused the destruction of London in my world as well as the blood of over a million people to be spilled." I add: "Before you say Gaza is Hamas, you should at least listen to what I have to say now because that line won't work on us. Gaza has a population of over 2 million people. North Gaza is all ruins at this point. Do you really believe that its entire population are all violent terrorists who are agents of Hamas? That's absurd."
"Some Gazans are elderly. About 50% of Gazans are minors. Do you really expect people to believe that somehow, 2 million people from the same city aka its entire population are all dangerous people who kill Israelis with fun? For your information, if that were true, Hamas could have launched a full scale invasion of Israel with an emphasis on guerrilla warfare by now. Okay, you probably have a counter argument. So I'm going to crush it too. Hamas launched the first strike of the conflict. It's been months since then. In a war, a full scale invasion usually begins not long after the first strike. Hamas spent lots of time preparing to deliver that strike. I should also mention that there's never been a time in recent history where an entire city's population took up arms against another nation regardless of being children or adults. If Gaza really is Hamas, then you all would have already been killed by now. The people could have struck from the shadows, whittling away at your comrades. And yet, the people starve. Stop trying to fool yourselves and others. The effectiveness of that is beginning to expire." Some time later, with the IDF defeated, now it's time to get Hamas. We employ the same tactics we used against the IDF to take care of them. None of them die. As the conflict is also a huge political situation worldwide, it was best to keep as many of our foes alive and captive as possible. The Akatsuki then meet after that succeeds. As one of their members, I just had to be in the meeting. We are in a discreet location now with efforts to evacuate Gazans to safety still underway.
The likes of UA High's Lunch Rush are currently providing Gazans with the food they need to fill themselves but not so much as to cause problems. Eating a lot after being starved for a prolonged amount of time is a bad idea. Feeding 2 million people is a huge undertaking. It's a good thing we have speedsters like The Flash and Sonic who are making that process go by a lot faster. Nagato speaks: "The next part of our respective involvements in ending the Gaza war will involve our teamwork as the Akatsuki. This time, we will not aim for assassination. Our target is the Israeli government. The leaders of Hamas have already been apprehended. They will be sent to The Hague in due time. If South Africa's case against Israel doesn't cause anything to change, we will step in further and take more drastic action. The situation is too political and important for us to simply quietly assassinate the prime minister of Israel and his cabinet's members. We are the Akatsuki. We assassinate those who are a danger to their timelines and help those in need. This world must know Israel's actions and the involvement of the United States and others in their complacency and support for Israel's atrocities." Hit speaks: "How much would be given if we did have to assassinate our targets?" Orochimaru grins: "It doesn't matter that much. We don't need money anymore as BRAINS members. I can't wait to get back to my experiments." "I was merely curious."
Alucard laughs: "How should we execute the operation?" Kidd replies: "If I'm not mistaken, quickly and quietly. We all should aim for one target each and go from there." Tobi does his thing: "Weeeee! This is going to be fun!" I sigh: "This is serious. Calm down, Tobi." A few minutes later, we split up. It doesn't take long for us to capture our targets. Once the mission is complete, I remark: "There is no way the liberation of Palestine and the defeat of Israel in my timeline will be like how we're doing it here. But that's because we have far more resources at our disposal. Not even the US military can stop us despite the fact it's overfunded by many billions when compared to other things especially the likes of public education. We have successfully taken down both major sides of the Gaza conflict without killing anyone. We have the strength to easily crush every corrupt government in this world including the governments of the UK, US, Russia, and China but we have chosen to use it to instead take our time in bringing an end to the Gaza conflict without spilling any blood ourselves. Not only that but some of our comrades went over to the West Bank to stop the IOF there too. Every single person Israel kidnapped has been founded and rescued. The full might of the BRAINS Collective is being shown here today." With that all said and done, we all had to the safe building which was built using all kinds of materials from across the multiverse.
Minecraftian bedrock, the hardest stones in Aincrad, high tech steel from the future city of Sector Infinity, magisteel, the same metals used in duel runners, and more. Some of us are going to The Hague where all of our prisoners will also be going. The world must be in shock at the moment. I am among those heading to The Hague. My skills as a writer and knight caused some of my comrades to convince me to go. I wanted to leave it up to others but they still got me to choose to go anyway. Now for what else we've done. Families torn apart have been reunited, funeral services for those lost have been held, interference from US military bases in the Middle East was easily stopped by a bored Beerus, Tsunade and others have been tending to the wounded, mental health professionals have been amongst others helping console Palestinians(other Palestinians in danger besides Gazans have also been sent to the building we're in), and we have sent a message to the entire world. Or rather, L has. Just 45 minutes after I got to the building, I head off with the other chosen BRAINS representatives to The Hague. Once we're there, L speaks: "I know exactly where the International Court of Justice is. That is where we will speak to this entire world on live TV. This world will never be the same once it's over. Do any of you know what the current status of our most important prisoners is?" Tsunade nods: "They will be sent to the ICJ in chains in just a few minutes."
Alice speaks: "They can try to escape those chains but they shall fail. The chains are just like the chains that bound Kirito and Eugeo after I arrested them while I was brainwashed by the Pontifex." L leads us right to the ICJ with ease. He leads our group inside. We walk with confidence and calmness. Once everything is set up and ready with the cameras rolling, L speaks: "People of the world, I am L and I thank you for taking the time to gather around your video screens or inside of this building. My companions and I represent the large group who has effortlessly defeated Hamas and the IOF. You must listen to our words carefully. I'm glad to see you listened to our first requests. The leaders of the world have all been transported here along with diplomats from multiple nations such as South Africa. This court already ruled against Israel to an extent. However, after today, I have no doubt that Israel will be severely punished for what it has done to the people of Palestine. We have plenty of evidence such as witness testimonies to share as well as the leaders of Hamas and Israel who we have captured as you can see." I speak up: "You will take this seriously. We have the means to crush any obstacles you try to throw at us. If you try to nuke the building some of our comrades constructed in Gaza, you will fail. I am Swiftdrawer. If you wish for this to go smoothly without any violence, you must listen. Don't worry, we will in turn listen to you as well."
Tsunade is next: "We are aware you desire to know who we are. We are Infinity. That is all we will disclose about who we are as a group. More information about our group is not important in this situation." One of the captured Hamas officials exclaims: "Let us go! All we ever did was defend ourselves from Israel." Kaiba stares at them. He's a jerk but he's become a valued member of BRAINS all the same. Mokuba is the only reason he's once again a member after his membership was stripped for his behavior and attitude. The CEO then speaks: "I know a liar when I see one. After all, I lied a lot to become president of Kaiba Corp and turn it into what it is today. You're lying. Stop trying to hide your real feelings and intentions. As long as I'm here, your deceptions will always be exposed right away. I will not tolerate anyone lying. You've done wrong and you must be held accountable. Even I hold myself accountable when I know I've made a mistake. I'm Seto Kaiba. I can't afford to repeat my mistakes. Nor can I afford to make mistakes in the first place." Pandor appears: "Greetings. I am Pandor. I am here to also represent Infinity. Additionally, I must explain that I have collected all kinds of data and evidence about the situation. This case is being treated as an expansion of South Africa's case. Normally, the ICJ hears cases between nations. But we are not a nation. We are an organization. But because of what I've already mentioned as well as the presence of Gaza and Israel's governments, it appears it was an easy decision for all of you to accept hearing the case here instead of the ICC. I am aware that there are plans to take the case over to the ICC if it is necessary."
Hours pass. The court proceedings are really long. We show all kinds of evidence. Israel and its supporters present rhetoric and false evidence only for L to deduce that all their evidence that they're using to repeat their lies over and over again is false. In fact, he says: "This case is not looking good for you, Israel. At this rate, you will most certainly lose just as I said earlier. And when that happens, it will also affect the reputation of the United States which has been crumbling for some time already." I add: "We haven't even shown the evidence of what Israel and Hamas were doing before October 7th. Keep that in mind. Our position is crystal clear to you at this point." It goes on until the early hours of the morning. The proceedings were intense and had the world hanging on the edge of their seats. Forget the energy of a prolonged American football game. This is on a whole other level. Because of the skills of us BRAINS members who went to The Hague, the case is decided faster than anyone besides us expected. Our arguments as well as South Africa's were too damning to be contested very well. The US tried their hardest to get the case rules in favor of Israel while also throwing Hamas under the bus and trying to get people to believe we're working together with them. Hamas is both an instigator of violence and a scapegoat. What an odd combination. We have many of the brightest minds from across the multiverse in BRAINS.
No amount of lies, red tape, political bs, and so forth could counter that. We could have just let only L go to the ICJ and he would have settled the case by himself. But having myself and others come along was a good idea. A way to boost our arguments and make sure Israel and Hamas are both held accountable. So what was the ruling? Israel and Hamas are responsible for military violence against unarmed civilians. Israel is committing acts of genocide. The next day, the case was further decided in the ICC when it comes to specific individuals from Israel and Hamas. I wasn't part of that. I chose to focus on helping stop anymore violence connected to the Gaza situation as well as help Palestinians in general. Some of my comrades are rebuilding Gaza and other locations. Our plan is to help secure a 2 state solution where Palestine is a well recognized state with its late 1940s borders restored and Israel's far right government is removed from power with a special election to take place to replace it. We have captured every single person involved with that government and now, Israel and Hamas are watching their leaders and others get tried for crimes against humanity. As expected, the US continues to try to stop all of this but unrest is growing in its borders. Biden was forced to rescind his support for Israel but he has already dug himself a hole too deep to climb out of on his own. We aren't done with our intervention. Until the people of Palestine are healthy, housed, safe, and happy, we aren't leaving. That means some of us are going to the US next to take care of those who supported Israel the most.
I heard that L, Light, Near, Tsunade, Twilight Sparkle, and Integrity Knight Alice successfully took care of Trump through legal proceedings. He was already in hot water as some states tried to get him removed from their ballots due to the fact he supported an insurrection as well as did all kinds of other horrible things. He claimed that Covid could be cured or something with sunlight and I believe a cleaning agent too. The sun's rays when they reach Earth are not strong enough to kill viruses because the Earth's atmosphere shields its inhabitants from the most harmful portions of solar rays. A sunburn is when someone's skin is exposed to the Sun's rays for too long. That just doesn't happen immediately so how could the sun's rays kill viral particles? If it could, it could probably kill us all too. I could go on. The things he has done are numerous. He's the far right's champion, a man who echoes Hitler in several ways. With our intervention, he ain't going to be politically viable ever again in this alternate timeline. And neither will Biden. The level of deception and hypocrisy displayed by Democrats and Republicans has been shifting the US further and further right, pushing the Overton Window while doing so. When dangerous men like Trump who have decried the sheer existence of gender affirming care are allowed to become mainstream, it leads to a greater tolerance for intolerance. The paradox of tolerating the intolerant.
But it isn't just the US where the far right are trying to cease total control. Italy, Argentina, the UK, Russia, India, and other nations have far right leaders as well. Some other BRAINS members help take care of them as well. The BRAINS Collective features a wide spectrum of individuals including those who are or were leaders of kingdoms, ex-military, former villains, and anarchists like myself and most of the members of the Miitopia, Tomapie, Minecraftia, and Kohnanix branches of BRAINS. That being said, the overwhelming majority of us all share many common beliefs and ideals. After all, Equestria's ideals mesh well with leftism in general. Konoha and the other ninja villages have a very different government system from most governments. Konoha's leaders are appointed by a vote between its prominent members and an entourage including the feudal lord of the Land of Fire. The only people who are usually ever considered worthy of becoming Hokage are hero level individuals who have done a lot of good things in their lives. Several of them were chosen by their predecessors. Hiruzen chosen Minato for example and the top officials agreed to that. The only exception is Danzo when it comes to who was nominated to become Hokage. He was acting Hokage for a very short time only to end up getting killed by Sasuke. This giving those who have done many heroic deeds more responsibility is something that's somewhat echoed in BRAINS. Neo Domino City has been reformed into a more equal society after the Signers defeated the Dark Signers and saved their world from the King of the Netherworld. That appeals to the desire to better the multiverse.
The gods of the Dragon Ball multiverse usually approach things with a hands off approach. Unless they're really interested or are asked for help, they stay out of mortal affairs. Universe 7's Earth has a unified monarchist world state led by King Furry whose rule seems to be okay given that no wars between places really happen and the cities look well maintained. But that government has no BRAINS members. Dende, the Guardian of Earth also does a hands off approach. I could go on. Back to the main topic. Once we left the timeline behind, we used our resources to quickly see how things changed by the US presidential election of 2024. Without Biden or Trump, we saw it go very differently. We made sure to take care of any other far right nut jobs who could have replaced Trump on the Republican ticket. The world had become a better place but it was still going to take years for it to truly change. We were able to break the complacency about Covid while we were still there so that's good. Fast forward a few years and our influence actually helped shrink down Covid from a pandemic to an endemic. Oh yeah and dark money groups like the Heritage Foundation found themselves being hacked and shut down by Yui, Pandor, Cardinal, Ghost Gal, Playmaker, The Knights of Hanoi, Ai, Bulma, Kaiba, Aqua(Ignis), and Crashbug. We didn't have time to do things more slowly when it came to such groups. I breath a sigh of relief once we all look closely at what we have accomplished.
Palestine now exists in full with a single democratic government controlling all of its territory that it had in 1949. We left behind some things to influence the further development of leftism worldwide in order to eventually cause socialism to rise from the scrap created by capitalism and fascism. "Finally. That's done. I'm glad that we saved its timeline from human caused extinction. Now then, I think it would be best for me to finally begin the journey I have had planned for some time. I must become much more attuned to my elemental nature of wind. It will increase my combat skills and my speed, I've put this off for too long. I shall endure all kinds of wind forces. I'm going to start with a light breeze." I teleport from the underground base to the Easin Hills in Greenhorne. It so happens to be somewhat windy. I take off all of my armor to really feel the breeze and store all of it in my ender pouch. "It's been a long time since I've been outside without any of my armor on. I feel so light now. Even I don't know how quickly I could move without being weighed down by my Revolution Armor." Normally, I would try to brush my hair down with my right hand in the wind as my hair goes nuts when it's free like it is now. After an hour, I say: "Now then, time to go to Konoha. I need favors from some people to experience ninjitsu based wind force." I teleport there and find Naruto eating at Itchiraku as usual. I sit down next to him: "Mind if I join you, Naruto?" He looks over at me: "Oh hey! It's been a while! What's up?" "I'm not here to eat ramen as delicious as the ramen is here. I'll join you for ramen here some other time."
"Okay so why are ya here then?" "Could you do me a solid? I want you to hit me with all of your wind based ninjitsu moves. That means the Rasengan, Rasenshuriken, and whatever else you have that's wind based. Don't be afraid to use Kurama and Sage Mode to power up your moves." "Why do you need me to do that? You're not in your armor. You'll just get severely injured if your body isn't completely destroyed!" "Normally, that would be true. I need you to do it so I can truly experience the wind. I already understand the wind to a great extent. After all, I learned some relevant information in school and have perfected my Wind Break and Air Slice Slashes not to mention my other sword skills. But my understanding is not yet complete. Wind is what happens when air molecules move together in a single direction. It's more detailed than that but it's the basic thing. Because I'm a zombie, I can't die from being injured and have to rely on harming potions and poisons amongst other things to regenerate my dead cells that have been magically reanimated. Don't worry, I won't allow my body to be completely destroyed by your moves." "Okay then. I'll do it. Just let me finish my ramen first!" "Alright. I can wait. If I'm lucky, I'll be able to experience a powerful gust of wind in this village while I wait. No matter where I go around here, you'd be able to find me easily through your sensory abilities in Sage Mode." He nods before I head off to try to feel some wind. Luckily for me, I end up getting knocked off my feet by a gust of wind. I easily get back up and stand against it but it definitely made me learn more about the wind.
It wasn't long before Naruto found me: "Hey! I'm here now! Are ya ready?" "After we get to a more suitable location and I drink the most potent poison I could find." And so, we teleport some distance away and I down a whole bottle of poison. I get in position and yell as Naruto runs to a pretty far distance: "Ready when you are!" After a few seconds, he stops running, turns, and replies: "I'm coming!" He summons a shadow clone already in Sage Mode and recalls it so he can easily get into Sage Mode for himself. After that, he uses some of Kurama's power to evolve his form temporarily. With that done, his power level is much higher than it was in his base form. He runs towards me: "We'll start with the original! Rasengan!" He rams his Rasengan into me with his right hand, damaging my robes in the process. But I didn't care: "Keep it up! It hurts a lot but.. Let me feel that Rasengan!" The same thing is repeated for "Sage Art: Giant Rasengan!" except it's more so thrown and pushed towards me. I drink more bottles of the same poison I downed earlier before it hits me. I stand my ground and try my best to stand firmly in place. I still have my metal boots on but they're the lightest pieces of my armor. I forgot to mention that earlier. They're the only footwear I have outside of my original universe. My boots help me stand in place even as my red cape and green tabard style cloth go wild in the airforce generated by Naruto's Giant Rasengan. "Keep it up!" Things are repeated for the most part with the Rasenshuriken. When that's all done, I pant heavily: "That's all I needed from you, Naruto. Thank you so much. That took a lot out of me."
"No problem! I gotta go, I promised Hinata that I would meet her soon! Catch ya another time!" I wave as he runs off. My scabbards, gun holster, and weapons are all stored in my ender pouch as well so I wasn't slowed down by them either. With all of that now complete, I seek out other ninja whose chakra natures are also wind such as Asuma. Asuma uses his chakra blades on me in a sparring session. It goes on from there until every single wind chakra based technique has been used on me. I thank those who have helped me before teleporting to a world that has been turned into a wasteland. Here, I will use my own rotation based sword skills on myself such as my Great Infernal Tornado Slash. "It's time to use my own attacks on myself! Let's begin! Continuous Extremely Risky Spin Slash: 400!" I use everything I got to endure my own attack after using Artist's Eye to create more of the poison for myself to drink. I want all the damage I take to be instantly healed up by the poison. That way, my body won't be torn to pieces or otherwise. I know exactly what I'm doing and how I wish to ultimately finish what I'm doing. I gave some thought about how I wanted to further understand the wind. The last thing I will do to better know it is going to be extreme. So bafflingly bananas that most ordinary people would think it would surely destroy me instantly.
Once my own attack ends, I raise my sword to prepare to go further: "Now, it's time for the next phase! Continuous Great Infernal Tornado Slash: 50! Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!" I stand at the most optimal point to be damaged by my own attack. I did that with my prior move as well. My robes were very much torn up by the time the attack finally dissipated on its own. I collapse to the ground: "Damn, I underestimated how brutal all of that was going to be. Oh well. Once I recover, I'm going to endure a F5 tornado and then a Category 5 hurricane. After I go to the extreme with what I do to better learn the wind, I will have to do some studying as well as reflection and comprehension to reach my goal." It takes time for me to recover but once I do, I use Repair to fix my robes. My cape and tabard cloth were spared from the worst of the damage but they were still torn in several places so I used the spell to mend them too. "Okay. I feel a lot better now. The wind was knocked right out of me, ha. Time to find myself an F5 tornado somewhere in the multiverse. I'm so thankful for the poison. It's the reason I'm still standing." I contact my comrades in Mii World to see if any of them know of a F5 tornado somewhere in the multiverse. It turns out none of them do but I remember something. "What if I asked Rainbow Dash to create a F5 tornado alongside the other weather ponies in Equestria? That would work. Good thing I thought about such before now for a brief moment recently."
I teleport straight to Rainbow Dash's cloud house in Equestria. At the moment, she's napping as usual. Using my Ki, I float above the cloud before I could fall through it. Only pegasus ponies can safely walk(or lay) on Equestria's clouds as far as I'm aware. I don't want to bother Rainbow Dash that much so I just time travel several hours into the future with Quantum Leap. By chance, that allows me to witness Rainbow Dash, now awake and alert prepare to fly off to somewhere. I shout: "Rainbow Dash!" We aren't close by any stretch of the imagination but we do respect each other. She hears me and turns around: "Yo! Swiftdrawer! What are you doing here?" "Could you do me a favor? I need to live through a F5 tornado and you're the right pony to ask for help to get one created." "What?! Why would you need to survive THAT?! We just stopped a war in that timeline alternate to yours! And you were wearing your armor during that! Now, you want to be in a F5 tornado without your armor on?!" "Don't worry, it's not as nuts as you think. *explains* So there you have it, that's why I need your help and why I'm going to be alright after the fact." "..Okay. I'll see what I can do. Normally, we don't create unscheduled weather. Meet me at that wasteland where no creature lives some distance away from Equestria."
"Got it. See you there." The wasteland was discovered several years ago in part due to the invasion of Equestria that happened thanks to Gorganan when he was messing with time. I heard about it some time ago and managed to recall where it was. Legends state that the wasteland was created by a magical accident related to Star Swirl The Bearded. I get there asap through teleportation. Once there, I just do some sword training while I wait for Rainbow Dash and anyone she could get to assist her to arrive. Obviously, she, Fluttershy, and Twilight are amongst those who arrive after about an hour. Seeing them all arrive, I shout: "Thank you so much for doing this!" Rainbow Dash waves it off: "It's no big deal. It gave us an excuse to test just how fast we can all be. Not to mention, the tornado will help clear out this wasteland. Twilight and some others came up with a plan to restore the ecosystem of this area. The trouble is the cursed rocks and soil. Clear it away and the plan can begin!" "That's great to hear. I wasn't comfortable with the thought of this being done for me just because." Without further ado, the ponies as well as dragons and whoever else came along began forming a F5 tornado. The wasteland is vast so there's no chance of it leaving the wasteland. The air happens to be moist even with cool winds affected by the nearby ocean coming in from a nearby mountainous region. Not even a few minutes in, the F5 tornado has been created and it's only getting stronger through the efforts of those flying really fast. Someday, the winds of change will free the Palestine of our world, readers. Someday, things will actually get better. Nothing can stop the wind from blowing just like nothing can't stop change from ever happening. To be continued..