Lucy sat speechless at the revelation. "Love…doctor?"
"Precisely! Ones well versed in the art of mending broken hearts, guiding ones down the path of new and old flames!" Mira's smile seemed to be trying to break away from her face as she explained this information.
"And you think me…and Cobra," she glanced at him and he could see (and basically hear) the gears turning in her head, "to…be…" She gasped. He let out a sigh.
"Yep, exactly that Bright Eyes. She thinks we're actually capable of holding a position as asinine as what she just spouted out."
"Oh, at least let me explain my reasoning! I know you two might seem a little unconventional, but that doesn't mean that it wouldn't work!"
Cobra imagined dark, violent scenarios on how he was going to end himself right here and now as Mirajane cleared her breath to continue.