Total Drama Island!

by Vgn Golley

After being forced to join the brand new TV Reality Show by his mother, Max has decided to push past his geekiness and shyness to try and win 500,000 Dollars and hopefully make some new friends along the way and hopefully find love too. Rated M for violence, language, blood, and lemons.

1. Not So Happy Campers!

Hey, guys. Welcome to my first-ever Total Drama OC Story, 'Total Drama Island!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the story and the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs as the OC Julian Todoroki belongs entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

It was a beautiful day in the great land of Canada as we cue over to Camp Wawanakwa, which is an island located in Muskoka, Ontario as a camera was turned on, and the first thing that it recorded was a lake placed in front of a rather shabby, broken down wooden dock as trees, rocks, and some other bits of nature were seen as the only sounds that were heard were the sounds coming from within said natural environment until a rather handsome man appeared in front of the camera and winked at the camera playfully as the sun shined down on his perfect white teeth.

Standing before us is a 5'5-feet-tall, 28-year-old Man with black eyes, a luscious and well-kept black wig, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin with stubble on it, Tan Skin, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a black necklace with a small bag attached to it, short-sleeved high-collared a dark blue jacket with a long-sleeved white shirt underneath, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long swamp green jeans, and a pair of blue/white shoes. His name is Chris McLean, the host of Total Drama, and the Boss of Chef Hatchet.

"Yo, we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new Reality Show on television, right now." Chris says with a smug grin as he then proceeds to walk down the dock. "Here's the deal, twenty-four campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Drama Island, for good." Chris says with a laugh and a grin as we then see him walking up to a campfire site with two rows of six stumps set up, a campfire, and a metal barrel set up there as he walks over to grab a stick that has a marshmallow on it and began roasting it over to active campfire.

"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow," Chris says while eating the marshmallow as the Host of Total Drama then throws the stick away. "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. Black flies. Grizzly bears. Disgusting camp food! And…each other." Chris says the camera then shows multiple shots of all of the small cameras set up practically nearly all over the island, which included a bird's nest, a gopher hole, and a tiki statue.

"Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp," Chris explained as he appeared back on the Dock of Shame and placed his hands behind his back as he grinned slyly. "Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on...TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

{Total Drama Island Theme Song!}

Random cameras and spotlights began appearing in random places in Camp Wawanakwa as one of the cameras appeared in a random forest, a spotlight appeared in front of the cabins, and a second camera appeared out of the ground while carrying around a surprised Beaver as a second spotlight comes out of a tree and knocked away a startled Squirrel as a pair of hands closing a clapperboard appeared and the camera then can be seen zooming in from right to left as it shows all of Camp Wawanakwa and the camera began moving up towards a cliff while showing Chris McLean drinking coffee and commanding the camera crew from a folding chair as the camera reaches the top of the cliff, and it proceeds to dive right down into the lake below as a big splash occurred.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,

You guys are on my mind!

Letting out a loud cheer, a smiling and excited Owen can be seen falling down from the Camp Wawanakwa High Cliff and heading straight down to crash against the lake, producing a huge splash as he swam around and then farted loudly, knocking out a fish with the smell as the camera then panned upwards and showed Bridgette and Geoff floating around in the lake on Bridgette's surfboard while wearing their swimtrunks and bikini as they were flirting with each other, only to stop when the smell of Owen's foul fart hits them, ruining the mood as the unconscious fish reached the surface, and an eagle flies by and picks it up as he proceeds to drop it somewhere in the forest.

You asked me what I wanted to be

And now I think the answer is plain to see,

I wanna be famous!

In the forest, we see a smiling DJ sitting in the forest with two birds, a chipmunk, a skunk, a frog, two squirrels, a tortoise, and a bunny hanging around him as he seems to get along well with them until the dead fish drops right in front of him, startling the animals and causing them to attack him, causing DJ to scream panickedly and turned around to run away as he runs past Duncan, who could be seen laughing at DJ's misfortune until he notices Courtney glaring at him disapprovingly as she crossed her arms at him and shakes her head as the Bad Boy grinned sheepishly.

I wanna live close to the sun,

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!

The camera then goes through the forest to where Heather and Leshawna are seen slap-fighting angrily in a rubber raft that falls off a waterfall since they were not paying attention as, once they fall by, Harold is seen practicing martial arts moves on a log stretched across a gorge behind the waterfall up until Izzy, who is swinging on a vine, crashes into him, sending them both flying back into camp from where they crash into the confessional and knock a half-dressed Lindsay out of it, revealing her pink panties as she landed in front of her boyfriend Julian, who recovered quickly as he ran over to help his girlfriend up to her feet and pulled up her skirt as she gave him a grateful kiss on the cheek.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way,

I'll get there one day,

Cause, I wanna be famous!

Chef Hatchet is then seen in the kitchen, stirring a pot of food with his bare hands as he looks over at Noah and Ezekiel, who are tied up together at the counter as they briefly glance at each other nervously before the camera pans over to the others, who are arm-wrestling at a nearby table as Tyler is struggling to win until Eva defeats him and grins evilly as she accidentally broke his hand, causing him to scream girlishly as she laughed.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

The camera then moves out the window and pans over to Sadie, who is sitting near the beach on some stairs and is fawning over Justin as said person looks at himself in two different mirrors, and a heavily blushing Max can be seen putting some sunscreen on his girlfriend Katie, who had taken off her bikini top and laid down on the ground with her breasts smushed against the blanket as she winked up at him sensually just as her boyfriend crushed the sunscreen accidentally as he sprayed her whole back with all of his bottled up white goo, causing her to giggle amusedly with a blush on her face as a seagull, with a fragment of net wrapped around its neck, is seen sitting on the water as a shark jumps over it and eats a trout in mid-air as The seagull appears to be safe until a mysterious tentacle grabs it and pulls it under the water.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

Beth is then seen when the camera moves over to the Dock of Shame as she begins twirling around two fire batons in her hands and then tosses the fire batons into the air, and it switches to night as Gwen and Trent are now seen sharing a romantic moment at the campfire pit, sitting next to each other and leaning in closely while smiling flirtatiously...until Cody appears between them, and puts his arms over their shoulders as the camera then zooms out with Gwen and Trent looking awkwardly at an oblivious and beaming Cody while the rest of the campers are seen gathered in a circle around the fire while whistling the tune of, 'I Wanna Be Famous!', as a wooden sign with the words, 'Total Drama Island!' painted onto it is then seen, and the words flash briefly as the screen goes black.

{Total Drama Island Theme Song Over!}

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island. Alright, it's time to meet our first 12 campers," Chris says while placing his hands on his hips as he smirked cockily. "Oh, and we told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little pissed off that's probably why." Chris says with a laugh just as the first boat of the day pulls up to the dock, and coming out of it with a bag of luggage there is a rather short girl with brown hair in a side ponytail.

Standing before us is a 4'10-feet-tall, 16-year-old Girl with black eyes, long brown hair tied up into a side ponytail with the help of a pink hair tie, thick black eyebrows, a stumpy nose, braces in her teeth, a double chin, C-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a short stout build, a plump butt, and her outfit consists of a pair of thick black glasses, a short-sleeved long green shirt that was tied on the side of it, long tight pink pants, and a pair of white shoes. Her name is Beth, the dork.

"Beth, what's up?" Chris greeted as Beth quickly ran up to Chris with a big smile on her face and hugged him, catching him off guard as he sweated awkwardly.

"It's so incredulous to meet you!" Beth says enthusiastically as she then separates from him and raises an eyebrow while eying him up and down. "Wow, you're much shorter in real life."

"Uh...thanks," Chris says awkwardly while pushing Beth away as she waves at the camera cheerfully just as the second boat of the day pulls up to the dock as a tall and bulky-looking dude appears on the scene.

Standing before us is a 7'2-feet-tall, 16-year-old African Canadian Boy with black eyes, short dark brown hair, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin with a dark brown beard, Dark Brown Skin, a tall bulky muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a white cap, a short-sleeved dark green shirt with white accents and an orange, 'D', placed in the center, short dark gray jeans, and a pair of black sandals. His name is DJ, the pacifist giant.

"DJ,"

"Yo, Chris McLean. How's it going?" DJ asked while setting his bags down and sharing a high-five with Chris as he then looked around the area they were at with a raised confused eyebrow. "Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?"

"Yo, dawg, this is it. Camp Wawanakwa." Chris confirmed with a sly grin as a frowning and disappointed DJ bent down to pick up his bags again.

"Hmph looked a lot different on the application form," DJ says with a flat look on his face while walking to the end of the dock with Beth as the third boat of the day comes up to the dock and a goth girl emerges out of it.

Standing before us is a 5'6-feet-tall, 16-year-old Goth Girl with black eyes, long black hair with teal streaks on it, thin black eyebrows, a small pointy nose, teal lipstick, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Pale White Skin, a short yet hourglass build, a heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of a black spiked choker, a black top that exposed her belly with blue/green sleeves, a black/midnight blue skirt, dark gray stockings, and a pair of thigh-high black boots. Her name is Gwen, the Goth Girl.

"Hey, Gwen." Chris greeted as Gwen walked up to him while carrying around a bag and backpack as she scowled in irritation.

"You mean we're staying here?"

"No, you're staying here." Chris corrected her with his usual smile and then pointed behind him. "My crib is an airstream with A.C. that away."

"I did not sign up for this," Gwen argued as Chris, smug-faced, held out the contract that Gwen had signed to join the show.

"Actually, you did," Chris says as the Goth Girl proceeds to reach over to grab her contract and rip it apart before throwing it into the water with an arrogant smirk on her face as the Host of Total Drama merely reaches behind him to pull out a copy of her contract and laughs mockingly. "The great thing about lawyers is, they make lots of copies," Chris says as, to prove his point, he carelessly tossed the copy of Gwen's Contract into the water, and the Goth Girl stared at him in shock before fuming angrily as she crossed her arms.

"I am not staying here."

"Cool...I hope you can swim though, because your ride just left." Chris says with a laugh while pointing ahead as Gwen's boat is long gone.

"Jerk!" Gwen snapped angrily before reluctantly going over to where Beth and DJ were as, suddenly, party music was heard, and everyone glanced over to see the fourth boat of the day coming in with this one containing a boy wearing a pink vest that showed off his chest, showing he had an impressive eight pack as, when the boat reached the dock, the teen jumped off the boat with his suitcase being thrown on the dock and gave the boat a thumbs up as it drove off.

Standing before them is a 6'4-feet-tall, 16-year-old Boy with blue eyes, shoulder-length blonde hair, thin blonde eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, Tan Skin, a tall muscularly slim body with an impressive eight-pack, and his outfit consists of a swamp green cowboy hat, a bead necklace, a short-sleeved opened pink vest, short blue jeans, and a pair of blue sandals. His name is Geoff, the Party Dude.

"Chris McLean!" Geof says with a big smirk on his face while walking over to Chris and holding his suitcase as they share a fist bump. "Sup, man! It's an honor to meet you, man!"

"The Geoff-Ster! Welcome to the island, man!"

"Thanks, man!"

"They say, 'Man', one more time, I'm gonna puke," Gwen complained to the others as an oblivious Geoff walked over to them just as the fifth boat of the day pulled up as a beautiful and sexy teenage girl came out of it with a warm smile on her face.

Standing before them is a 5'7-feet-tall, 16-year-old Girl with sky blue eyes, long blonde hair that reaches down to her waist and was held back by a blue bandana, thin blonde eyebrows, a small pointy nose, orange lipstick, a sharp chin, K-Cup Breasts, Flawless Caucasian Skin, a tall hourglass build, a heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of a sleeveless brown shirt with a red top placed underneath it that exposes her stomach, a short orange skirt, and a pair of brown high heel boots with stars on them. Her name is Lindsay, the Hot Girl.

"Everybody, this is Lindsay." Chris introduced as everyone got a good look at the super-model-like teenage girl. "Not too shabby~," Chris says while turning to the camera and pointing over at Lindsay as the cameraman gestures at him to stop openly lusting over Lindsay because she's a teenager while he is a grown-ass man.

"Hi!" Lindsay greeted Chris with a cheerful tone in her voice...before blinking slowly as she rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "Okay, you look so familiar. Who are you again?"

"I'm Chris McLean."

"..."

"The host of the show." Chris elaborated with a dry tone as Lindsay perked up.

"Oh, that's where I know you from," Lindsay says dumbly before heading over to the other end of the dock where her fellow campers are as the sixth boat of the day comes up, and a few of the campers flinch in fear as a teenage girl stares at all of them menacingly.

Standing before them is a 5'11-feet-tall, 16-year-old Girl with gray eyes, long black hair that reaches down to her waist, thick black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, F-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a tall hourglass slender build, and her outfit consists of a shoulder-less mauve crop top with straps going around her neck, green short-shorts, and a pair of black open toed high tops. Her name is Heather, the Alpha Cunt.

"Heather," Chris says as Heather walks forward with a stoic scowl on her face as Beth walks up to her excitedly.

"Hi! Looks like we're your new friends for the rest of the next eight weeks!" Beth yelled with a little bit of spit coming from her mouth as Heather recoiled in disgust just as the seventh boat of the day occurred as loud punk rock music was heard, and everyone spotted an amp placed on the end of the boat with the next camper placing their right foot on top of it with a glare on his face.

Standing before them is a 5'11-feet-tall, 16-year-old Boy with pale blue eyes, low-cut black hair with the top of his head in the style of a mohawk that was dyed green, a thick black unibrow that had a piercing on it, pierced ears, a small pierced nose, a sharp chin with a small black beard, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a spiked black collar, a black shirt with long white sleeves and a white skull placed in the center, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long blue jeans, and a pair of red and white sneakers. His name is Duncan, the Juvie Punk.

"Duncan, dude," Chris greeted casually as, when the boat came up to the dock, Duccan threw his bag onto the dock before jumping onto it with a threatening glare on his face as he approached the Host of the Show.

"I don't like surprises," Duncan said to Chris in a serious tone as he was left unintimidated by this.

"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you returned to juvie."

"...Okay, then," Duncan says with a shrug while walking toward the end of the dock and eying Heather a bit lustfully as he grinned pervertedly. "Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous."

"Drop dead, you skeez," Heather said with a rude and condescending tone as she scoffed. "I'm calling my parents. You cannot make me stay here." Heather whined to Chris, who held up her contract with an arrogant grin as the honking of the eighth boat of the day got everyone's attention, and turned to see the next camper water skiing behind the boat.

Standing before them is a 6'2-feet-tall, 16-year-old Boy with brown eyes, long brown hair held back by a red/white headband, thin brown eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved red tracksuit and a pair of red/white basketball shoes. His name is Tyler, the Clumsy Jock.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Tyler!" Chris exclaimed as a smirking Tyler waved at them cockily, but this ended up causing him to lose his grip on the handle of the rope and sending him flipping through the water at high speeds before hitting the dock and was sent flying over to crash right into the pile of luggage with one of the bags, which ended up being Heather's, getting flung over to splash down into the lake, and everyone winced in sympathy, except for Heather as she got splashed by water when her luggage crashed down into the lake.

"Ugh! My shoes!"

"Wicked wipeout, man!" Chris yelled to Tyler, whose fist rose up from the luggage pile, and gave a thumbs up as DJ and Geoff grinned at each other and also gave thumbs up while Gwen rolled her eyes boredly as Chris chuckled a bit before hearing loud breathing behind him and turned around to see the ninth boat of the day floating away as the next camper stood in front of him while carrying around a keyboard and a suitcase.

Standing before them is a 6'1-feet-tall, 16-year-old Boy with green eyes, shoulder-length unkempt ginger hair, thin ginger eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin with a few beard hairs on it, Pale Caucasian Skin, a tall skinny build, and his outfit consists of a pair of square-shaped black glasses, a short-sleeved blue shirt that had a picture of a burger on it and bright green accents, a long-sleeved salmon shirt underneath, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long dark green cargo pants, and a pair of white shoes with blue/green stripes on them. His name is Harold, the Nerd.

"Welcome to camp, Harold." Chris greeted Harold, who stayed quiet for a bit as looked around the area quizzically.

"What's he looking at?" Beth asked the others, who shrugged as Harold then turned back to Chris with a raised eyebrow.

"So, you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?"

"You got it."

"...Yes!" Harold cheered happily as he pumped his fist and made his way over to the others. "That is so much more favorable to my skills!" Harold cheered with Chris cringing a bit as the tenth boat of the day appeared, and a blonde-haired teenage girl appeared as she carried around some luggage and a surfboard.

Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 16-year-old Girl with green eyes, long light blonde hair that was tied up into a long low-hanging ponytail, thin blonde eyebrows, a small pointy nose, a sharp chin, A-Cup Breasts, Light Tan Skin, a tall hourglass slender build, a big bubble butt, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved light blue hoodie that showed off her stomach, knee-length blue jeans, and a pair of brown sandals. Her name is Bridgette, the Surfer Girl.

"Hey, what's up?" Bridge says to Chris with a calm smile on her face as he grins.

"All right, our surfer chick, Bridgette, is here."

"Nice board," Duncan says sarcastically while rolling his eyes as Geoff stares at Bridge with a loving smile on his face. "This ain't Malibu, honey."

"I thought we were gonna be on a beach." A confused Bridgette says with a raised eyebrow as Chris nods and gestures over to the beach, which was littered with trash as a seagull caught in the trash was dragged away by the tide of the lake.

"We are!"

"...Great..." Bridgette says with a heavy sigh while rolling her eyes as she walks forward.

"All right! That makes-Ow!" Chris says before yelping in pain as he was accidentally hit on the head by Bridgette's surfboard when she walked past him. "Damn it! That hurt!"

"Hey, guys." Bridgette greeted her fellow campers as Geoff stepped forward eagerly.

"Hey, I'm Geoff!"

"What's up?" Bridgette says while turning to Geoff as a few of the campers were forced to duck out of the way to avoid getting hit by her surfboard.

"Damn! Watch the board, man!" An annoyed Harold says while narrowly avoiding the surfboard as Beth walks up to Bridge with a bright smile on her face.

"Hi! I'm Beth!"

"Hey," Bridgette says to Beth while turning to the shorter girl, causing everyone to duck to avoid being hit by the surfboard again as an irritated Heather rolls her eyes while drying herself off.

"Okay, we've all met surfer girl. Can we get on with the show, please?"

"Looks like someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning," Duncan says with a joking tone as Heather glares at him.

"Get bent," Heather says with a growl just as the eleventh boat of the day appeared as a black-haired teenager emerged out of it while carrying around a guitar case and a backpack.

Standing before them is a 6-feet-tall, 16-year-old Boy with green eyes, shoulder-length shaggy black hair, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a light green shirt with a black hand print in the middle and army camouflage sleeves, long black pants, and a pair of green shoes with dark green stripes. His name is Trent, the guitarist.

"Hey, good to meet you, man," Trent says to Chris as the two shared a fist bump with each other. "Saw you on that figure skating show. Nice work, man."

"Hey, thanks, man. I knew I rocked that show."

"I saw that," Beth says with a beam as she turns to the others. "One of the guys dropped his partner on her head. So they got an immunity that week."

"Luccckyy. I hope I get dropped on my head." Harold says with a pout as Lindsay perks up.

"Me too!"

"So, this is it..." Trent said as he looked over the camp and the campers as he sweatdropped a bit. "Aaaaaaall righty, then." Trent says while walking over to the campers as he stands next to Gwen and gives her a grin as she scowls and looks away with a small smile on her face as the twelfth boat of the day appears and a teenage boy emerges out of it as he looks around nervously.

Standing before them is a 5'6-feet-tall, 16-year-old boy with brown eyes, shoulder-length wavy brown hair, thin brown eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a slim build, and his outfit consists of a pair of square-shaped black glasses, a long-sleeved dark gray hoodie, a white tank top underneath, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long baggy blue jeans, and a pair of white/black sneakers. His name is Max, the Geek.

"Max. Nice to see you, my dude." Chris says while raising his hand for a high-five as Max awkwardly tries to give him a fistbump but then stops upon realizing his mistake. "Oh, uh let me just," Chris says while trying to give him a fistbump as Max tries to give him a high five. "...You know what? Just leave, dude." Chris says with a flat look as Max blushes in embarrassment and walks over to the campers as the Geek places his hands in his pockets.

"Well, that just seems like an easy target." Heather and Duncan thought to themselves with sinister grins on their faces as Max flinched and sweated nervously.

"Why do I feel like I already got a target on my head?" Max thought to himself with a groan as Chris then turned to the cameras.

"And now we are going to see the rest of the twelve contestants starting with...Noah!" Chris yelled while gesturing over at the thirteenth boat of the day, which zoomed by and dropped off a teenage boy as he had an emotionless look on his face.

Standing before him is a 5'7-feet-tall, 16-year-old Indian Canadian Boy with brown eyes, shoulder-length dark brown hair, thick dark brown eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, Light Brown Skin, a slim build, and his outfit consists of a high-collared short-sleeved blue shirt with a long-sleeved white shirt underneath and a red sweater vest placed over it, long olive green jeans, and a pair of black shoes with darker green and white stripes. His name is Noah, the King of Sarcasm.

"You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?"

"I'm sure someone did," Chris says with a shrug as Noah rolls his eyes dryly and looks around as he scoffs.

"Whatever. Is this where we're staying?"

"No, it's your mother's house, and we're throwing a party," Duncan says while cracking his fist as he is extremely happy that there are already three nerds that he can happily beat up and prank.

"Cute. Nice piercings original. Do them yourself?" Noah says with a sarcastic tone, not at all threatened by Duncan as Max snorted and chuckled as Duncan heard this and grew angry as he reached over to grab him by the front of his hoodie and pulled him up into his face.

"What are you laughing about? Huh, geek?"

"O-Oh, uh, nothing! Really!" Max says fearfully as Duncan glares into his eyes.

"Oh, really? Well, let's see what's so funny when I kick your scrawny-,"

"What's up, ya'll?" A loud voice rang out as everyone turned their heads and spotted the fourteenth boat arriving on the scene as it dropped off an African Canadian Girl, and Harold gasped at the sight of her as he blushed.

Standing before them is a 5'5-feet-tall, 16-year-old African Canadian Girl with light brown eyes, long black hair tied up into a ponytail with the help of a beige hair tie, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, a black mole placed on her left cheek, a sharp chin, H-Cup Breasts, Dark Brown Skin, a short yet thick body, a huge bubble ass, and her outfit consists of a pair of beige hoop earrings, short-sleeved beige shirt with a kumquat pattern across the chest area, long blue jeans, and a pair of brown flats. Her name is Leshawna, the Bootylicious Sista.

"Leshawna's in the house," Leshawna says while stepping onto the dock and walking over to her fellow campers as she shares a high five with Chris. "How's it going? Feel free to quit now, save yourself the trouble 'cause I came to win." Leshawna said confidently before walking up to DJ and high-fiving him as well. "Oh, what's up, my nigga, give me some sugar, baby," Leshawna says while also sharing a high-five with Bridge, Trent, and even a nervously smiling Max as Harold then popped up next to Leshawna.

"I've never seen a girl like you in real life before."

"Excuse me?" A glaring Leshawna asked with her hands on her hips as Harold spread out his arms to emphasize the size of her ass.

"You're real big, and loud."

"...WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME! OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!" An angry Leshawna says while stomping over to Harold, who awkwardly got into a fighting pose as DJ, Bridge, and Duncan, who promptly dropped Max onto the ground, ran over to hold back the African Canadian Girl from beating up the nerd. "OH YEAH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! WELL, COME ON THEN!"

"All right, campers, settle down!" Chris scolded with Leshawna calming down and everyone letting go of her as she glared over at Harold, who smiled at her sheepishly as the fifteenth boat of the day appeared, and dropped off two girls at the same time as they beamed happily.

Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 16-year-old African Canadian Girl with black eyes, waist-length black hair that was tied up into two high pigtails with the help of a pair of pink hair ties, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, pink lipstick, a sharp chin, F-Cup Breasts, Light Brown Skin, a tall hourglass slender build, a big bubble butt, and her outfit consists of a strapless black/white-stripped crop top that exposed her stomach and barely hid her impressive assets, pink short-shorts that barely hid her glorious ass, and a pair of pink high heel shoes. Her name is Katie, Sadie's Twin (Not literally).

Also standing before them is a 5'3-feet-tall, 16-year-old Asian Canadian Girl with black eyes, shoulder-length black hair that was tied up into two high pigtails with the help of a pair of pink hair ties, thick black eyebrows, a small pointy nose, pink lipstick, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a short fat pudgy build, a big bubble butt, and her outfit consists of a strapless black/white-stripped crop top that exposed her stomach and barely fit her, pink short-shorts that barely fit her, and a pair of pink high heel shoes. Her name is Sadie, Katie's Twin (Not literally).

"Sadie, Katie. Welcome to your new home for eight weeks."

"Oh my gosh, Sadie, look!" Katie said with an excited and peppy tone as she gestured at the area around her. "It's a summer camp."

"Ooh, I always wanted to go to summer camp!" Sadie says with an equally excited and peppy tone as they both share an excited, 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' before going over to grab their bags and tried to move them but struggled a bit due to them being heavy as Max spotted this, and due to being raised by his single mother to be a gentleman, stood up from the floor as he walked over to them.

"Hey, want me to help you both with your bags?"

"Oh, yes, you are so nice," Katie said with a warm smile as Max, who just now got a good look at her, blushed heavily at the sight of her and gulped a bit nervously as he went over to grab the bags and grunted as the Geek lifted them up into the air.

"You are so nice," Sadie says before she and Katie walk away as a struggling Max walks after them just as the sixteenth boat of the day appears as it drops off a teenager, and hurriedly zooms off.

Standing before them is a 5'7-feet-tall, 16-year-old Boy with gray eyes, shoulder-length unkempt shaggy brown hair, thick brown eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin with a few beard hairs, Pale Skin, a short slim build, and his outfit consists of a blue winter hat, a long-sleeved dull green hoodie, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long blue jeans, and a pair of blue shoes. His name is Ezekiel, the Homeschool Boy.

"Ezekiel. What's up, man?"

"I think I see a bird," Ezekiel says while pointing up at the sky and speaking in a thick Canadian accent as Max and a few others laugh a bit.

"Okay, look, dude," Chris says while reaching over to place a hand on Ezekiel's right shoulder with a serious glare on his face. "I know you don't get out much, been home schooled your whole life, raised by freaking prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay?"

"Yes, sir," Ezekiel says as he walks over to his fellow campers.

"That's just...wow." A bemused Gwen says with a chuckle as the seventeenth boat of the day appears and drops off a brown-haired teenager.

Standing before them is a 5'5-feet-tall, 16-year-old Boy with blue eyes, short brown hair, thin brown eyebrows, a small nose, a chipped tooth, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a short slim build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared beige shirt with a red and blue horizontal stripe around the center, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long blue jeans, and a pair of green shoes with cream colored bottoms. His name is Cody, the Pervert.

"Cody! The coaster, the Code Meister!" Chris says, hyping up this camper as he and Cody share a high five.

"Dude, psyched to be here, man," Cody said before strutting over to his fellow campers, specifically the female campers as he eyed Lindsay, Bridgette, and Gwen lustfully. "I see the ladies have already arrived. All right." Cody says as he walks past them and arrives near Leshawna as he is about to say something but is cut off by the Girl with the 'Tude.

"Save it, short stuff," Leshawna says to Cody with a smirk on her face as Katie pouted.

"He didn't even glance over at me and Katie..." A frowning and somber Satie says as, while she didn't want a pervert lusting over her and her best friend, they did feel a bit hurt that he didn't give them a single glance.

"Yeah, aren't we pretty enough for him?" Katie asked with a glare as, without thinking, Max turned to her.

"I think you are pretty...I mean, uh, forget what I said." A blushing Max says while looking away as Katie feels a bit flattered by what the admittedly cute yet geeky boy said, and the eighteenth boat of the day appeared as a rather muscular girl dropped down onto the dock with a loud thud as she gave everyone a threatening glare.

Standing before them is a 5'7-feet-tall, 16-year-old Girl with hazel eyes, long black hair that was tied up into a ponytail, a big thick black unibrow, a small nose a black mole placed on her right cheek, a sharp chin, G-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a short yet heavily muscular build, a big thick ass, and her outfit consists of a sleeveless blue top, dark blue gym shorts, a pair of white socks with two horizontal strips near the top with one blue and the other dark blue, and a pair of dark blue sneakers with white bottoms. Her name is Eva, the Muscle.

"Eva. Nice." Chris says as a stoic Eva walks towards her fellow campers with a permanent scowl on her face. "Glad you can make it," Chris says with a sarcastic tone as Cody holds his hand out for a high five, only for Eva to drop her bag on his foot as he yelped in pain.

"Ow! What's in there? Dumbbells?"

"Yes," Eva stated bluntly as a bemused Duncan turned over to a nervous DJ.

"She's all yours, man," Duncan says with DJ having an uncomfortable look on his face as the nineteenth boat of the day appeared and dropped off a rather fat boy, who ran over to Chris as he cheered loudly.

Standing before them is a 6'1-feet-tall, 16-year-old Boy with black eyes, shoulder-length blonde hair, thin blonde eyebrows, a small nose, a fat double chin, Caucasian Skin, a really tall fat build, and his outfit consists of short-sleeved white t-shirt with a blue maple leaf on it, long moss green jeans, and a pair of white/yellow shoes. His name is Owen, the Optimist.

"Wooohoooo! Chris! What's happening? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! This is awesome! Wooohooo!"

"Owen! Welcome!" Chris says while speaking in the same enthusiastic tone that Owen is using as the Fat Boy quickly takes Chris into a large bear hug, and a cracking sound is even being heard as the Host of the Show winces in pain.

"Awesome to be here, man! Yeah! Man, this is just so...so..."

"Awesome?" Gwen asked with a dry grin as she had her arms crossed.

"Yes! Awesome! Wooooo!" Owen cheered before looking at Gwen. "Are you going to be on my team?"

"Oh, I sure hope so," Gwen said sarcastically while twirling a finger around as Owen cheered again.

"You about finished?" An annoyed Chris asked, wanting to be put down right about now as Owen nodded and placed him down on the ground with an apologetic grin on his face.

"Sorry, dude. I'm just so psyched."

"Well, he seems fun. What do you think, little dude?" Geoff asked Max with a grin while elbowing him as he flinched and smiled nervously.

"Y-Yeah, he is," Max says while giving him a double awkward thumbs up as Geoff smirks and patted him on the back, nearly knocking him down onto the ground as Chris composed himself just as the twentieth boat appeared as an African-Canadian Girl jumped down from the boat to land on the dock with her luggage.

Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 16-year-old African Canadian Girl with black eyes, shoulder-length dark brown hair, thin dark brown eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, F-Cup Breasts, Dark Brown Skin, a tall hourglass slender build, an extremely huge heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of a gray top with a long-sleeved high-collared beige shirt underneath, skintight long green pants, and a pair of dark brown open-toed shoes. Her name is Courtney, the Perfectionist.

"And here comes Courtney," Chris says as Courtney walks past him to greet her fellow campers.

"Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all."

"H-Hi," Max says while waving at her anxiously as a beaming Owen reaches over to shake Courtney's hand vigorously.

"How's it going? I'm Owen."

"Nice to meet you-Oooooooh, woooow..." Courtney says before she and the rest of the girls (And Owen) notice a rather handsome teenager appear on the scene in the twenty-first boat of the day as he flashes a big smile with the sun shining down on his teeth as all of the girls (And Owen) blushed heavily as he then jumped down into the dock with his luggage.

Standing before them is a 5'10-feet-tall, 16-year-old Boy with crystal blue eyes, flawless and wavy black hair, thin black eyebrows, a small pointy lips, a sharp chin, Perfectly Tanned Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, and his outfit consists of a short-sleeved skintight dark green shirt, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long blue jeans, and a pair of dark green sandals. His name is Justin, the Handsome Guy.

"This is Justin." Chris introduced the handsome teen as he stepped onto the dock, and Max noticed that Katie was staring at him lustfully while crossing his legs as he felt a bit jealous before shaking his head as the teenage boy scolded himself for being angry that a cute girl likes a hot guy when she is not even dating him to begin with. "Welcome to Total Drama Island."

"Thanks, Chris," Justin says while looking around as he raises an eyebrow incredulously. "This is...great..."

"Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks," Chris informed Justin as he shrugged.

"I can deal with that." Justin says, not offended by that in the least as he walks forward, and a very blushing Owen runs over to him and points over at his jeans.

"I like your pants."

"Thanks, man." A grinning Justin said to Owen as he smiled widely.

"Because they look like they're all worn out. Did you buy them like that?"

"...Uh, no...just had them for a while." An uncomfortable Justin says before walking over to the campers as all of the girls (And Owen) continue staring at him lustfully.

"Oh...cool...stupid!" Owen says awkwardly before slapping his forehead as he groans.

"Is Owen gay?" Max asked out loud as Bridge shrugged.

"Possibly, but he's probably in the closet, so it's best not to say anything," Bridgette says to Max, who nods while blushing a bit due to how cute she is as Katie spotted this and pouted a bit due to his attention not being on her anymore before blinking confusedly as she scolded herself for being mad at a cute boy checking out a cute girl when he's not even dating her.

"Hey, everyone!" The Next Camper yelled with an excited grin as everyone turned around and spotted the twenty-third boat of the day appearing on the scene as a very excited orange-haired girl waved at everyone cheerfully and ran forward, only to end up tripping over the railing and landed face-first into the wooden deck before bouncing off and crash down into the ocean as everyone winced.

Floating in the water with a goofy dazed expression on her face is a 5'6-feet-tall, 16-year-old Girl with green eyes, shoulder-length curly orange hair, thin orange hair, a small pointy nose, orange lipstick, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a short yet muscularly hourglass build, a heart-shaped tight ass, and her outfit consists of a sleeveless grassy green top that had a boob window that showed off her impressive assets and exposed her stomach, a green bracelet on her left wrist, a light green skirt wrapped around her waist with green shorts underneath, and a pair of green shoes. Her name is Izzy, the Psychotic Bitch.

"And that, everyone, is Izzy!"

"Oooooh! That was bad!" Tyler says with a wince and a laugh as a worried Courtney and Max run over to the end of the dock.

"Guys, she can be seriously hurt!" Courtney says with a scolding tone as she and Max reach down to grab Izzy's arms. "Thanks for the help, by the way." A grateful Courtney says to Max, who blushes and smiles as they hoist Izzy up onto the dock, and said person lands down on the floor on all fours as she proceeds to shake all the water off her in a similar manner to a dog.

"That felt sooo...good!" Izzy says with a crazed grin on her face as she gets up from the floor. "Except for hitting my chin! This is summer camp?! That is so cool! Do you have paper mache here?! Are we eating lunch soon?!"

"That is a good call!" Owen says with a grin as the twenty-fourth boat appears on the scene, and a teenage boy jumps off to land on the ground as he smiles warmly.

Standing before them is a 5'7-feet-tall, 16-year-old Japanese-American Boy with purple eyes, short blue hair, thin blue eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, Light Skin, a tall muscular build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared black leather jacket, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of black shoes. His name is Julian Todoroki, the Lemur.

"And last, but not least, Julian Todoroki!" Chris says as Julian steps forward.

"Nice to meet you all."

"Heh, nice hair, weirdo," Heather says with a snarky tone as Julian narrows his eyes at her angrily.

"New record. Three seconds, and I already hate you." Julian says before walking over to the campers as he smirked over at Lindsay. "Hey, beautiful, I'm Julian. What's your name?"

"Oh, hi, I'm Lindsay," Lindsay says while blushing as Chris then whistles loudly to get everyone's attention.

"Alright, before we begin, we need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock." Chris ordered while pulling out a camera and jumping up onto the boat that Julian had arrived in as everyone went over to the end of the dock while posing with each other as Julian stood near Lindsay, and Max was planning to go to the back, only for a giggling Katie and Sadie to reach over to grab Max by his arms and pulled him over to the front of the group and forced him to go down to his knees as the girls sat down on the ground and went back to back while encouraging Max to wrap his arms around them and leaned in close as he blushed, but did what Katie and Sadie said as they all posed. "Okay! One, two, three...Oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap!" Chris says while taking the lens cap off his camera and aiming it at everyone again. "Okay, hold that pose! One, tw-Oh wait, cards full! Hang on!"

"Come on, man! My face is starting to freeze!" An annoyed Leshawna says while rolling her eyes as Chris finishes messing with his camera and aims it at them again.

"Got it, okay! Everyone say Wawanakwa!"

"WAWANAKWA!" Everyone screamed in unison just as the dock under them collapsed due to their combined weight as a laughing Chris ended up taking a picture of all of them falling into the water.

"Okay, guys! Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 15 Minutes!" Chris ordered as, fifteen minutes later, we cue over to the Campfire Site with all of the dry campers sitting on the logs, and the Host of the Show appeared on the scene and grinned widely. "This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?" Chris asked as Max turned over to Katie, who turned to him as they shared a smile and a light blush as Julian turned over to wink at Lindsay, and she giggled with a blush as Harold tried to smile at Duncan with the punk quickly holding up a fist threateningly as he flinched. "The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win 500,000 Dollars, and the runner-up can win 250,000 Dollars."

"Excuse me," Duncan says while holding up his hand as Chris turns to him. "What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her." Duncan says with a perverted grin while pointing over at Heather as she flinches in disgust and gives Chris a worried look.

"They're not co-ed, are they?"

"Nope," Chris stated bluntly as Heather and the rest of the girls sighed in relief while the boys sighed in disappointment. "Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."

"Excuse me, Kyle?" Lindsay asked while raising her arm as a deadpan Chris turned to her. "Can I have a cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest?"

"Well, you are the prettiest here," Julian says sincerely as Lindsay blushes at the praise.

"Sorry, but that's not really how it works here and it's Chris," Chris said as Lindsay pouted in disappointment.

"I have to live with Sadie or, I'll die," Katie said as she held her best friend's hands tightly.

"And I'll break out in hives. It's true."

"This cannot be happening," Gwen complained with a groan as a smiling Owen appeared and reached over to grab both her and Max into a tight hug.

"Awww come on, guys! It'll be fun, it's like a big sleepover!"

"At least you don't have to sleep next to him. I'm pretty sure that I will wake up one day, hanging by the totem by my underwear if I sleep next to him." A moaning Max says while pointing over at Duncan who is currently harshly nogging a deer. "Oh, man, Duncan is lucky that my Cousin isn't here or else she will give him an earful for messing with that deer."

"Here's the deal," Chris says while pulling out a list of names of all of the campers from behind him as everyone turns to him. "We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there. Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Julian, Beth, Sadie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah." Chris says while pointing to the left as all of the called-out campers move to where Chris pointed, and said person reaches behind to pull out a green banner as he tosses it over to land in Owen's arms. "From this moment on, you are officially known as, 'The Screaming Gophers'," Chris says as Owen unfolds to reveal the logo of a gopher fiercely screaming.

"Yeah! I'm a gopher! Woooo!"

"Wait, what about Kadie?" Sadie asked worriedly as Chris bluntly ignored her and continued reading from his list.

"The rest of you over here. Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Max, Katie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold." Chris says while pointing over to the right as Katie panics and begins tearing up as everyone else, sans Max, went over to where Chris pointed.

"But Sadie's a gopher! I have to be a gopher!"

"Katie, right? Come on, it'll be okay." Max says with a sympathetic while grabbing Katie's hand as he begins leading her away.

"This is so unfair! I miss you, Sadie!"

"I miss you too!" Sadie yelled to her best friend from the Gopher side as Max led a sniffling Katie over to the others just as Chris reached behind him to pull out a red banner and tossed it over to land in Harold and Duncan's arms.

"You guys will officially be known as...the Killer Bass!" Chris says as Harold and Duncan unroll the banner to show a logo of a murderous-looking bass.

"Awesome! It's like...amazing!"

"Hey, the logo looks cool. Don't you think so, Katie?" Max asked Katie, who sniffled but smiled softly as she felt touched that he was trying to cheer her up.

"All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition," Chris informed the group as everyone wasn't bothered by this since it was in their contracts that they were going to be watched pretty much 24/7 anyway.

~[CONFESSIONAL–CHRIS]~

"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want," Chris explained with a sly smirk as he sat down in an outhouse with a camera attached to the door as numerous flies buzzed around. "Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest."

~[CONFESSIONAL–GWEN]~

"Um, okay..." Gwen said as she looked around with a flat look on her face and crossed her arms. "...so far this stinks."

~[CONFESSIONAL–LINDSAY]~

"Um, I don't get it." A confused Lindsay said while turning around and standing up as her butt was directly right in front of the camera. "Where's the camera guy?" Lindsay asked while bending down to inspect her toilet as her pink panties were exposed to the world.

~[CONFESSIONAL–JULIAN]~

"Well, uh, so far seems good. It's nice to meet that blonde-haired chick. She seems pretty and nice, unlike that Heather bitch." Julian says with a glare as he crosses his arms.

~[CONFESSIONAL–LOON]~

A loon could be seen inside the confessional putting on lipstick before it let out a quack as it saw the camera attached to the door.

~[CONFESSIONAL–KATIE AND SADIE]~

"Oh, man, it's so sad that we are not on the same team, Sadie." A pouting Katie says as she and Sadie sit in the toilet to share their confessional.

"It is, but at least you have that nice guy Max on your team. I'm so grateful that he tried to cheer you up." Sadie says as Katie nodded in agreement with a smile on her face.

"He, he, he, same, I thought he was a nerdy loser, but he's a really nice and shy guy...plus Max has a really cute butt."

"What?"

"What?" A blushing Katie says with a nervous laugh as her eyes shift around awkwardly.

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"Welp, the reason why I'm here is because my Mom wanted me to sign up to do this reality show because...uh...well...I...I don't have a lot of friends back home and she thought this would be a good social activity for me to do, and so far, everything seemed to be alright...well except for that Heather Girl and that Punk Duncan but I made acquaintances with that Party Dude and Katie and Sadie. The girls seem cool and Katie is pretty cute...shit, I just said that on TV, huh?" A blushing Max asked as he covered his face with a loud groan.

~[CONFESSIONAL–OWEN]~

"Hey everyone. Check this out." Owen said with a serious tone and face as he raised his finger. "I have something very important to say," Owen says as a tense silence rang out…before he let out a loud disgusting fart and laughs.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"All right. Any questions?" Chris asked the campers, who remained silent as he nodded. "Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west." Chris instructed as the Gophers and the Bass nodded while turning around to head to their assigned cabins with the boys heading into one half of the cabin and girls in the other as, at the Gopher cabin, Heather opened the door and sees all of the bunk beds, a wood-burning stove, a carpet, some shelves, a closet, and a few lanterns as she rolled her eyes dryly.

"Bunk Beds? Isn't that a little...summer camp?"

"That's the idea genius," Gwen says while rolling her eyes at Heather as she bumped past her.

"Shut up, weird goth girl!" Heather says with an angry glare as Gwen ignores her and starts unpacking some of her stuff as Cody appears beside her randomly.

"You're so smart. I feel that."

"Shouldn't you be on the boys' side?" Gwen asked Cody in a harsh tone as he smiled nervously before being literally thrown out of the cabin and landing in front of Trent, who shrugged as he and the rest of the Gophers made their way over to their side of the cabin.

"So how are you holding up?" Max asked while sitting next to a downtrodden Katie as she didn't even feel in the mood to unpack, and simply sat down on the steps of their shared cabin somberly.

"More or less, still bummed out that I'm not on the same team with my best friend."

"Well...if you want, how about you ask Chris later on if you can have Sadie go to our team?" Max suggested as Katie perked up and turned to him hopefully.

"Wait, you think he would do that?!"

"Probably, yeah, but you should definitely ask him if you can make the switch today before..." Max says before trailing off as a squealing Katie leaned over to hug him.

"Thanks for the idea, Max! I'm going to go unpack!" An excited and cheerful Katie says while standing up from the steps and turning around to walk into the Girls' Side of the Cabin, leaving behind a stunned and blushing Max as Geoff spotted this and grinned amusedly as he turned to Duncan and DJ.

"Hey, check it out, little man is already making his moves."

"Awww, that's adorable. They would seem like a cute couple if they ever get together." DJ says with a smile as Duncan rolls his eyes with a scoff.

"Oh, please, there's no way a geek can get a girl like her. At best, he might get that ugly girl from the Gophers." A bemused Duncan says with DJ and Geoff frowning at what he said but said nothing as Lindsay steps out of the cabin.

"Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron."

"There are some in the communal bathrooms," Chris informed her while gesturing his head towards the bathroom area. "Just across the way."

"Communal bathrooms?" Lindsay asked with a confused expression as she tilted her head cutely. "But I'm not Catholic."

"He doesn't mean, 'Communion', Lindsay, he means, 'Communal'," Julian says to Lindsay as an annoyed Gwen turns to them.

"It means we shower together. Idiot." Gwen was insulted as Lindsay pouted and let out a loud whine that caused everyone to cover their ears as Owen, Noah, and Trent peeked out of their side of the cabin to watch the scene.

"I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. Know what I mean?"

"..."

"I mean no! I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks! He, he, I just don't wanna sleep near them!"

"..."

"Wait, I mean-,"

"Don't worry, Big Guy, I know what you mean," Noah says with a dry tone as Trent walks back into the cabin.

"Oh, good," Owen says with a sigh of relief while eating Noah with his eyes as said person was left completely obtuse by this, and Geoff turned to Chris after staring over at Bridgette lustfully briefly.

"Excuse me, Chris? Is there, uh, a chaperone of any kind in this facility here?"

"You're all 16 years old, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp, so other than myself, you'll be unsupervised. Anyway, you got half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge starting...now." Chris explained while checking on his watch and turned around to leave as everyone perked up at this excitedly and were about to cheer, but then-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lindsay's loud and high-pitched scream rang out from the Girls' Side of the Gopher Cabin as everyone immediately went over to see what was up and saw it was Lindsay screaming panickedly standing on a stool, refusing to touch the ground due to a cockroach walking around.

"Man that white girl can scream," Leshawna commented as a worried Lindsay pointed down at the cockroach with a horrified look on her face.

"What is it?! Kill it, kill it!" Lindsay says as DJ and Katie glance down to see a cockroach crawling on the floor as both of them let out loud, girlish screams, and Katie leaped over to land in Max's arms, causing him to grunt and struggle to hold her as DJ jumped onto one of the nearby beds...breaking it as Gwen frowned blankly.

"That was my bed," Gwen says while DJ shakes in fear in her now broken bed as many of the campers scream nervously as they either try to climb up the beds and get away from the roach or try to squish it under their feet as a shrieking Katie hugs Max tightly, but due to their different heights, she ended up squishing her F-Cup Breasts against his face, causing him to blush heavily and struggled to compose himself the cockroach then crawled up to the door from where Duncan was seen holding an axe and lifted the axe up as he was about to slice it in half, only for Julian to appear and raise his foot as he proceeds to squish it to death.

"Hey, if you ever see another one of those again, feel free to tell me so that I can get rid of them for you," Julian says to Lindsay reassuringly as she blushed and smiled.

"Whew, that was close." A relieved Katie says as Sadie gives her a coy smile.

"Uh, Katie?" Sadie says while gesturing down as a confused Katie glanced down and blushed brightly upon seeing Max's red face smushed against her F-Cup Breasts.

"Oh, uh, sorry about that," Katie says sheepishly while getting down on the floor as a blushing Max looks away.

"I-It's okay but I have to ask why does the guy from Juvie have an axe?" Max asked concernedly as Duncan rolled his eyes.

"Calm down, Shrimp, I got the axe from the wall," Duncan says while placing the axe back on the wall that has a broken case as we then cue to half an hour, and we see all the campers lined up in the Mess Hall, waiting to be served their food as the one serving and cooking the food is a very strong and bulked up man that looked like he was from the army.

Standing before them is a 7'3-feet-tall, 45-year-old African Canadian Man with black eyes, a bald head, a black unibrow, a stumpy nose, has a missing tooth, a sharp chin with a small black beard, Dark Brown Skin, a very tall muscular build, and his outfit consists of a white chef's hat, a white apron with a short-sleeved high-collared yellow shirt underneath, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, long green pants, and a pair of black shoes. His name is Chef Hatchet, a cook, co-host, best friend, and sidekick to Chris on Total Drama.

"LISTEN UP, LITTLE NIGGAS! I SERVE FOOD THREE TIMES A DAY AND YOU WILL ALL EAT IT THREE TIMES A DAY! GRAB A TRAY, GET YOUR FOOD, AND SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN NOW!" Chef Hatchet snapped angrily as Beth and Harold eyed their rather questionable food worriedly.

"Excuse me, but will we be getting all the major food groups?"

"Yeah, 'cause I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar," Harold informed Chef, whose eye twitched a bit in response as he growled at them angrily.

"YOU'LL GET A WHOLE LOT OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Have a cow," Owen says to Noah with a joking tone as said person smirks slyly, but unfortunately for them, Chef seems to have heard this and glares harshly at the two boys.

"What was that?! Come closer, Fatass! I didn't hear you!"

"Oh, I didn't really say anything important!" Owen says nervously as Chef Hatchet narrows his eyes stoically.

"I'm sure you didn't! You! Scrawny kid, give me your plate!" Chef Hatchet ordered to Noah, who fearfully held out his plate as he proceeded to throw down some extra meat on his burger, but suddenly the stuff actually jumped back onto the scooper only for Chef to harshly throw it back down onto Noah's plate.

"Yo, what's up, girl?" Leshawna said to Eva, who was in front of her in line as she simply remained silent and walked away, causing the African Canadian Girl to glare at her as she huffed. "Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?"

"NEXT!" Chef yelled, making Leshawna flinch as Lindsay, Julian, and Gwen were next in line.

"Excuse me, my nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or, like, dairy," Lindsay says as a blank-faced Chef catches and crushes a fly in his hand.

"I don't think that's gonna be a problem," Julian says to Lindsay, who beams as they turn around to walk away, and Gwen looks down at her own food in disgust.

"Okay, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved," Gwen told Chef, who proceeded to slam her food with a hammer to kill it, splattering some of it on him and her as the Goth Girl flinched nervously. "Right! Okay, then!" Gwen says fearfully while turning around to run away as we fast forward in time, and we see that all of the campers were able to finish their, 'food', as they were talking to each other before stopping as Chris appeared on the scene with a grin on his face.

"Welcome to the Main Lodge!"

"Yo, my man, can we order a pizza?" Geoff asked Chris while poking what was left of his food as, suddenly, a cleaver grazed past him, making him and everyone else in the lunchroom flinch in surprise and horror as the cleaver stuck into the door frame with Chef glaring at Geoff while holding a large and sharp knife as he growled threateningly. "Whoa! It's cool G! Brown slop is cool! He, he, he...right, guys?!" Geof asked nervously as almost everyone in the room nodded in agreement anxiously.

"Your first challenge begins, in one hour!" Chris says while turning around to walk away as Katie turns to Max anxiously.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Katie asked as Max shrugged awkwardly.

"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?"

---

"..." A stunned and horrified Max and the others could be seen standing near the edge of the island's 1000-foot-high cliff as everyone was wearing their swimsuits. "...Oh, crapbaskets..." A groaning Max says while wearing black goggles, a long-sleeved dark gray swimsuit, black swimtrunks, and a pair of black flip flops.

"You just HAD to jinx us..." A blank-faced Katie says while having her waist-length black hair freed and loose as she wore a pink bikini top and a pink bikini bottom that barely did anything to hide her impressive assets.

"Okay!" Chris screamed while clapping his hands together to try and get the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass' attention as they were either looking down the 1000-foot-high cliff with either fear, shock, or even some excitement as they then turned back to him, and noticed that he was standing next to a crate that had the picture of a chicken on it. "Today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000-foot-high cliff into the lake."

"Piece of cake," Bridgette said confidently while looking down the cliff without fear and saw that there were two areas, a large wide zone and a smaller circle area within the large zone as she was wearing a short-sleeved dark gray surfer swimsuit.

"If you look down, you will see two target areas," Chris explained while pointing to the two different zones in the water as everyone glanced down at them. "The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which, we're pretty sure is shark-free."

"Excuse me?" Leshawna asked with a glare while wearing a gray one-piece swimsuit and a pair of gray flip-flops.

"For each member of your team that jumps and actually...survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below." Chris gestured to the beach at the bottom of the cliff where everyone could see two stakes of crates waiting below. "Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge...building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home. Alright, Killer Bass, you're up first."

"Oh, that's it? Easy peasy. I wrestle with sharks before breakfast every day in my home continent of Australia." A still confident Bridgette says as she then turns to her teammates, who were staring at her in shock by what she said as well as the Screaming Gophers. "So, who wants to go first?" Bridgette asked, wanting to be a good sport as the Killer Bass remained silent and a nervously laughing Owen stepped forward as he wore orange swimtrunks.

"Hey, don't sweat it, guys. I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunt first to make sure it's survivable."

"Oh yeah, we totally did that," Chris says with a sinister smirk as Bridge rolls her eyes and steps forward.

"Okay, guys, it's no big deal. It's just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks." Bridgette says calmly before taking a couple of steps backwards as she then runs over to leap off the cliff and is able to fall down to land in the safe area.

"She did it!" An amazed Tyler says while wearing a red/white headbandana, red swimtrunks, and a pair of red flip-flops. "Yeah! I'm next!" Tyler says while jumping off and cheering loudly...until he ends up crashing face-first into one of the buoys, much to everyone's shock as they wince in sympathy.

"Yeah, I suggest that everyone should keep their legs straight when you hit the water," Julian warned the others with the majority of them nodding to him as he wore purple swimtrunks and a pair of purple flip-flops.

"Wooooo! Hahaha!" Geoff cheered and laughed as he dived down the cliff next while wearing his hat, blue swimtrunks, and a pair of blue flip-flops.

"Look out below!" Eva yelled while wearing a one-piece dark blue swimsuit and a pair of blue flip flops as she fell down the cliff, and we see DJ who looked down the cliff, but instead of jumping, the African Canadian Teenager shook a little and backed away from the edge as DJ wore long gray swimtrunks, and a pair of black flip flops.

"Uh-uh. No way, man. I'm not jumping."

"Scared of heights?" Chris guessed as DJ turned to nod at him.

"Yeah, ever since I was a kid."

"That's alright, big guy," Chris says to DJ, getting a smile on the teen's face, which was soon lost after the Host of the Show reached into the box to pull out a rubber chicken hat and placed it on the African Canadian Teenager's head. "Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken, so, you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day."

"Aw, man, for real?" A disappointed DJ asked as Chris pointed behind him.

"Sorry, bud, but the chicken path down is that-a-way," Chris says as a dejected DJ slumps and begins heading down the cliff.

"Aww, I feel bad for the little guy." A pouting Bridgette says as Geoff and Eva give her a bewildered look.

"Seriously? Little Guy? DJ?" A bewildered Eva asked as Bridge shrugged.

"Eh, he's not even that big really. My Best Friend is way bigger than him. Look." Bridgette says while reaching into her pocket to pull out her photo to show a picture of her Best Friend, who was so tall that she didn't even fit in the photo as she was 9 feet tall.

"Holy shit! Is your Best Friend the tallest woman in the world?!" A shocked Geoff asked as a smiling Bridgette nodded.

"Yes, she is, funny enough."

~[CONFESSIONAL–GWEN AND LESHAWNA]~

"Okay, scary monsters, wrestling with sharks, and now giants...does Australia really exist? What's next? Platypuses with fedoras?" Gwen asked incredulously as a Platypus with a Fedora could be seen flying past the Confessional while fighting against a Pharmacist.

"Mermaid Teens?" Leshawna asked as, somewhere in Australia, a group of Mermaid Teenagers sneezed loudly.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Next," Chris says as Ezekiel perks up while wearing his blue snow hat, light green swimstrunks, and a pair of light green boots.

"Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaaw!" Ezekiel cheered while jumping down from the cliff as he ended up hitting a rock on the cliff and went spinning as he somehow still ended up landing in the safe zone, and his team cheered for him as a smirking Harold stepped up while wearing swamp green swimtrunks with pink lines on it, and still wore his shoes.

"Yes!" Harold cheered before jumping down while doing the splits as he ended up landing down in the safe zone...crotch first. "...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Harold screamed in pain and agony with everyone, including the fucking sharks, wincing in sympathy as he sinks down into the water, and Ezekiel swam over to help him as Cheft Hatchet went over to pick them up on his boat like he did with the other campers.

"Oooooh, hate to see that happen!" Chris says with a laugh as Courtney turns to him while wearing a dark gray crop top, dark gray swimshorts, and a pair of dark gray flip flops.

"Excuse me, Chris, I have a medical condition."

"What condition?" Chris asked, genuinely confused as he would've learned about her having a medical condition before the show started.

"A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs," Courtney says as Chris blinked and gave her a smug grin as he chuckled.

"You can chicken out if you want, but it might end up costing your team the win, and then they'll hate you."

"It's a calculated risk," Courtney said confidently with her arms crossed as she glanced over at the Screaming Gophers. "I've seen the other team, and I don't think ten of them will jump."

"All right, here is your chicken hat," Chris said as he put a chicken hat on top of Courtney's head.

"It's honestly a good thing that she didn't jump because she could produce a tidal wave with that huge ass of hers," Duncan says to Max with an amused snort while elbowing him as Courtney whirls around to glare at him.

"I heard that, asshole!" Courtney snapped while making her way down the cliff as Chris then glanced down at his clipboard.

"So, let's tally up the results...hold on. That's six jumpers and two chickens. We're missing four." Chris says while glancing over at Max, Katie, Izzy, and Duncan.

"I'm not jumping without Sadie!" Katie said as she and Sadie held hands as the latter nodded in agreement.

"We have to be on the same team, Chris!" Sadie says while having her waist-length black hair freed and loose as she wore a pink bikini top and a pink bikini bottom that barely did anything to hide her impressive assets.

"Please! Please! Can we? Can we, Chris? Can we? Can we?" Katie and Sadie begged while using the puppy dog-eyed look as Izzy raised her hand and wore a light green swim cap, a light green bikini top, a light green bikini bottom, and a pair of light green flip flops.

"I'll switch places with her." Izzy offered as Chris rolled his eyes with an annoyed glare on his face.

"Alright, fine. Katie? Sadie? You both are on the Killer Bass now, and Izzy? You're on the Screaming Gophers." Chris says as Izzy smiles and shrugs while heading over to her new team as Max gives Katie a thumbs up, and said person smiles at him gratefully as she and Sadie hug each other.

"Yes! We're coming, Killer Bass!" Katie and Sadie screamed in unison while running forward and jumped off the cliff fearlessly as they were both able to splash down into the safe zone.

"Okay, so now we have two left," Chris says as Duncan turns to glare at Max while wearing dark blue swimtrunks, and no shoes.

"You better jump down or else, geek." Duncan threatened with a glare while punching his fists together as he walked backwards and casually jumped off from the cliff as the Punk Teenager silently fell down to the safe zone, and Max gulped nervously as he trembled.

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"Okay, so my original plan was to go last, so that I can chicken out and walk down the cliff, but since DJ AND Courtney both chickened out, I can't back down now because all of my team will hate me and Duncan will beat me up so...fuck it, let's do this. What's the worst thing that can happen?" Max asked with a nervous smile as he shrugged.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Whoo-hoo! Go, Max!" Katie and Sadie cheered from Chef Hatchet's Boat as, after taking a deep breath, Max then ran forward and leaped off from the cliff as he screamed loudly while falling down through the air and ended up diving down headfirst into the safe zone as Katie and Sadie continued cheering loudly for their teammate while Duncan crossed his arms stoically and said nothing as a coughing Max climbed up into the boat and landed inside while placing his hands on his knees as he panted heavily.

"Whoa...that...was...intense." A slightly grinning Max says while standing up as Katie and the others are about to praise him but stop upon seeing something that makes their eyes widen in shock. "What? What's wrong?" A confused Max asked before feeling a breeze hit him as he glances down and his eyes widened in shock and horror upon realizing that he was missing his swimtrunks and his 4-inch cock and balls was exposed to the world as Sadie shrieked in surprise and covered her eyes while Katie blushed heavily as Duncan snorted and began laughing loudly as he pointed at a blushing teenager. "Oh, this is so embarrassing..." A red-faced Max says while trying to lower his swimshirt to cover up his nudity as he turns over to Chef Hatchet. "Uh, the show will censor my dick, right?"

"Yeah, they will but admittedly, there isn't much to cover up anyway." Chef Hatchet says with a taunting tone while going over to fish out his swimtrunks as Max crashes down into the ground and groans in misery.

"I-If it's any consolation, no one from our group and the Screaming Gophers had seen you half-naked," Katie says to Max with a sheepish blushing grin while bending down to his eye level as he groans harder.

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"...I should've never jumped..." A mortified Max says while taking off his glasses and rubbing his head as his horrible secret has been exposed to the whole world.

~[CONFESSIONAL–DUNCAN]~

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! So, let me get this straight! He wears glasses, is shy, weak, AND has a little dick?! Oh, man, I think that I have found my new bully victim!" Duncan says with a malicious grin and punches his fists together as he then continues laughing.

~[CONFESSIONAL–KATIE]~

"...Is it weird that I think it looks cute?" A blushing Katie asked while covering her mouth to hide her coy smile as she giggled. "It looked so adorable, it looks like a little worm~,"

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Okay," Chris says as he finishes marking down the last of the Killer Bass on his clipboard with him and the others being thankfully oblivious about Max losing his swimtrunks as Cheft Hatchet had found them for him and allowed him to put them on before sailing them over to the shore to meet up with their teammates as everyone glared over at a guilty DJ and a stoic Courtney. "So that's ten jumpers and two chickens. Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on."

"Nice." A grinning Trent says as he wears red swimtrunks and a pair of black flip-flops. "Okay, guys. Who's up first?"

"I'm sorry," Heather said firmly as she crossed her arms and shook her head. "There's no way that I'm doing this," Heather says while having her long black hair tied up into a low-hanging ponytail as she wore a mauve bikini top, a mauve bikini bottom, and a pair of mauve sandals.

"Why not?" Beth asked curiously while wearing a pink/white swimsuit, and a pair of pink/white sandals.

"Um, hello, national tv. I'll get my hair wet."

"You're kidding, right?" Gwen asked while looking at Heather in disbelief as she wore a black bikini top and a black bikini bottom as she wore no shoes.

"If she's not doing it, I'm not doing it," Lindsay says while she and Heather smirked at each other as the blonde-haired teenage girl wore a red bikini top that barely hid her assets and a red bikini bottom that barely hid her glorious ass.

"Nice swimsuit, Lindsay. Really show off your assets." Julian complimented while wearing purple swim trunks, and a pair of purple flip flops as Lindsay blushed heavily and giggled.

"Oh you're doing it," Leshawna told Heather in an aggressive tone as she got right into her face.

"Says who?" Heather asked with her arms crossed as she glared back at Leshawna.

"Says me! I'm not losing this challenge 'cause you got your hair day, you spoiled little daddy's girl!"

"Back off, ghetto-glamour, too-tight-pants-wearing, rap-star wannabe!" Heather insulted Leshawna back as they glared at each other furiously.

"Mall-shopping, ponytail-wearing, teen-girl-reading, peeking in high school prom queen!"

"…" Heather remained silent for a few seconds before smirking cockily as she flipped her hair around. "Well, at least I'm popular," Heather says with a taunting tone as the majority of the Screaming Gophers flinch worriedly at the catfight going on, except for Cody (Who wanted to see them fight each other and rip each other's clothes off), Julian (Who was laughing at all of the insults that Leshawna gave Heather), and Justin (Who was checking himself out with the help of a mirror).

"You're jumping!" Leshawna yelled at Heather aggressively as she scoffed.

"Make me!" Heather ordered as, the next thing she knew, Leshawna ended up reaching over to grab her and used her natural strength to lift the surprised Alpha Bitch into the air and then tossed her down the cliff as she ended up crashing down into the safe son. "UGHGGGGGHHHHH! LESHAWNA! YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!"

"Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I?" Leshawna yelled down to Heather with a sly grin on her face before getting ready to jump herself as she grew serious. "Now I just hope I can hit it, too," Leshawna says before jumping off the cliff as she crashed down next to Heather in the safe zone.

"I thought this was going to be a talent contest," Lindsay said to Chris with a frightened tone as he laughed sarcastically.

"Yeah, no," Chris says as we then see Lindsay screaming loudly while flailing around her limbs frantically as she falls down the cliff, and was followed shortly after by Gwen, who also screamed as she fell to the water and Cody, who was wearing white swimtrunks with no shoes, fell down shortly after as he shouted fearfully, and a manically laughing Izzy jumped after him as Justin stepped forward while wearing blue swim trunks and a pair of black flip flops as he then confidently dived into the water...landing outside the safe zone as all of the Screaming Gophers on the boat began yelling at Justin to quickly swim away due to seeing the sharks approaching him and were about to try and eat him, only for the sharks to stop swimming towards him as they looked at Justin and saw water dripping of his body and his sparkling eyes and smile as hearts appeared in the sharks' eyes and one of them picked Justin and gave him a ride to shore.

"I...I can't do it." A nervous Beth says while being the next up to dive, but is too scared to do so as she backs away and allows Chris to put a chicken hat on her head as Beth yells down to her team, 'I'm sorry!' apologetically, and Cody and Leshawna began mocked her a bit while dancing and bawking like Chicken as Heather and Lindsay watched it all from the shore.

"That is, like, so lame, right?"

"Fully lame," Heather says in agreement as a bewildered Max turns to her.

"Didn't you have to be thrown into the water?"

"Shut up, Needleprick!" Heather snapped angrily with Max lowering his head somberly due to Duncan telling everyone about his shortcoming as Katie, Geoff, and Bridgette patted his back to comfort him.

"Let's do this!" Trent cheered while sharing a high-five with Julian as he then jumped off the cliff and landed in the safe zone as the Japanese-American Boy did the same shortly after while making sure to keep his legs straight when he hit the water as Chris then held up his megaphone and turned it on.

"OKAY, CAMPERS! THERE'S ONLY TWO PEOPLE LEFT! YOU GUYS NEED THESE JUMPS FOR THE WIN...NO PRESSURE, DUDES!" Chris screamed to everyone before turning to Noah and Owen with the latter trembling nervously as they took a couple of steps back, and the blonde-haired boy put some floaties around his arms.

"Don't worry, big guy, I will do this with you. We will do it together." Noah says to Owen reassuringly while wearing brown swimtrunks and no shoes as his teammate sighs in relief.

~[CONFESSIONAL–OWEN]~

"Oh, I was pretty darn nervous. See, the thing is, I'm not that strong a swimmer." Owen says with an anxious gulp as he tugged on the collar of his shirt.

~[CONFESSIONAL–GEOFF]~

"I'm looking at this guy and thinking, there's no way that Owen is gonna make it," Geoff says with a shrug.

~[CONFESSIONAL–GWEN]~

"I actually thought, if Owen jumps this...he's gonna die," Gwen says with a dry tone as she has zero confidence in Owen whatsoever.

~[CONFESSIONAL–JULIAN]~

"Don't worry, Owen, I'm sure that you and Noah can do it," Julian says with a smirk as he gives the camera a thumbs up.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"We're going to die now...We're going to freaking die now." Owen says with a nervous gulp before he and Noah run forward while letting out loud battle cries as they both jump off the cliff. "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"

"KEEP YOUR LEGS STRAIGHT WHEN YOU HIT THE WATER!" Noah ordered to Owen, who nodded as they both kept their legs straight...and Noah ended up slamming himself feet first down into one of the buoys as he screamed in pain just as Owen crashed down into the safe zone as the Fat Boy created an enormous splash with the water reaching up almost halfway to the top of the cliff, and when the water came back down, nearly all the campers could be seen spread out throughout the beach completely soaked and even the sharks were sent out of the water.

"Yes! Yeah! Oh, yeah! Who's the man?!" Owen asked with a big grin on his face while emerging from under the water and pumping his fist into the air as the Screaming Gophers began cheering loudly, and the Killer Bass cursed as everyone glared over at a somber DJ and a very worried Courtney.

"THE WINNERS! THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!"

"Yes! We did it, Noah!"

"..."

"Noah?" Owen asked confusedly while glancing up at Noah, who still lay on top of the Buoy in excruciating pain and groaned loudly as we then fast forward in time and we see the Screaming Gophers using their new carts to easily pull the crates back to camp as we then cue over to the Killer Bass and we see that only Duncan, DJ, Tyler, and Eva are able to move their crates across the sand with no trouble as Max, Sadie, and Katie worked together to move one crate while Courtney and Bridgette moved the other crate together as Geoff, Harold, and Ezekiel used their combined strength moved the final crate as everyone wore their normal clothes.

"Ow!" Courtney yelped in pain while removing her hands from her and Bridgette's shared crate as she grimaced. "I think I just got a splinter!"

"Shut it and move your crate!" Eva ordered while walking up to Courtney and Bridgette as the Unibrow Teenage Girl reached over to grab their crate and lifted it up into the air effortlessly as she then aggressively slammed it down into the ground in front of them. "Chicken!"

"Hey, I'm the only one with C.I.T. camping experience here! You need me!"

"Yeah, well, it didn't seem to help her with the earlier challenge," Max says snarkily under his breath as Sadie and Katie hear him and giggle amusedly as the Killer Bass quickly go back to pushing their crates, and after about 15 minutes, Tyler suddenly stops pushing his crate as he turns around to walk away.

"I gotta take a wicked wiz."

"Hurry up," Eva says while setting her crate down as everyone stops moving. "We're already behind."

"Ooh, I have to go too," Katie said as she, Sadie, and Max stopped pushing their crate.

"You do? Oh my gosh, me too!"

"You do everything together, huh?" A bemused Max asked as Sadie and Katie nodded while following after Tyler into the woods. "Girls! Go somewhere else to pee!" Max ordered upon noticing that they were following an oblivious Tyler as Katie and Sadie stopped and blushed in embarrassment as they turned around to run in the other direction to find a bush to pee in as, while they were gone, a rather large fly approached Courtney's face, causing the C.I.T to quickly swat at it and ended up hitting herself in the eye as she yelped in pain.

"Ow! I think something just bit me!" Courtney says with her bitten eye swelling up a bit as we cue back to the Screaming Gophers, and we see them arriving back at camp as Julian perked up.

"Hey, look, there's the campgrounds."

"That was pretty easy." A grinning Owen says as Cody beamed.

"I'm pleasantly surprised," Cody says as we cue back to the Killer Bass, and we see Tyler, Sadie, and Katie all coming out of the woods.

"Feel better?" Eva asked as the trio nodded and went back to their respective crates and began pushing them as Katie and Sadie, however, gained uncomfortable expressions.

"What's wrong?" Max asked as Sadie shrugged.

"I don't know, but something's itching me. Are you itchy, too, Katie?"

"Totally itchy. Really bad." Katie says as, unknown to them, both their asses and thighs were pure red as we then cue back to the Screaming Gophers, and we see them trying to open the crates with their teeth as Chris appeared.

"Remember, you can only use your teeth to open up the crates...I came up with the idea." Chris says to the camera with a smug grin on his face as a growling Izzy latched onto a rope attached to a crate and began shaking her head around as she was able to yank her box open but yelped in pain and cradled her mouth.

"Are you okay, Izzy?" Julian asked worriedly, already opening his crate with his teeth as Izzy nodded while rubbing her tongue.

"Yeah, I just got rope burn on my tongue," Izzy says as we cue back to the Killer Bass, who are STILL dragging around their crates across the sand due to Max and the others trailing behind, mostly because Katie and Sadie were squirming in place with pained moans.

"Ooh, it's really itching now."

"Mine feels like it's burning."

"Okay, I have to scratch!" Sadie screamed while she and Katie stopped pushing their crates and began aggressively scratching their butts as an irritated Chris came up to everyone driving an ATV.

"You guys are way behind the other team...like, way behind. What's the problem?"

"Their butts are itchy," Courtney says to Chris, who cringes at the sight of his swollen eye as Max pauses and turns to the girls.

"Katie, Sadie, I promise you that this isn't for perverted reasons, but do you mind turning around to show me your bums? I think I have a theory on why your butts are itchy." Max says as Katie and Sadie nod while still scratching their behinds as they turn around to show their red bottoms and thighs to him as the boy blushes but then composes himself as he studies them carefully. "Okay, turn back around," Max ordered as Katie and Sadie turned back to him. "I have a couple of quick questions. Did you guys squat down when you peed in the woods?"

"Yes..." An embarrassed Katie says as she and Sadie continue scratching their asses.

"Did you happen to notice what kind of plants you were squatting over?"

"They were kind of oval-shaped and green and all over the place," Sadie explained as Max hummed thoughtfully.

"Were they low to the ground, about this big?" Max asked while bringing his hands together to make a shape similar to a small leaf as the girls nodded. "...You guys squatted on poison ivy," Max says with a blunt tone as Katie and Sadie are silent for a few seconds before they start to scream and panic about the situation as Chris laughs hard.

"No way! That's awesome!"

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"My Mother takes my little sister and I out camping at least three times a year and is a Nurse, so she had taught us both how to identify dangerous plant life like poison ivy, and thankfully, had told us how to deal with it too," Max says with a small smirk as he crosses his arms.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Chris, is there a Nurse Station nearby?" Max asked as Chris nodded. "Good, hey, Killer Bass, do you mind if you guys go ahead while I help Katie and Sadie deal with their poison ivy?" Max asked as everyone blinked slowly, surprised that the shy geek was taking the initiative as Courtney nodded.

"Sure, but make sure to come back quickly," Courtney says as Eva goes over to grab Max and the others' box and places it on top of her box as she begins moving them, and the others start moving their own boxes as Max reaches over to grab Katie and Sadie's arms as he begins leading them away, and we then fast forward in time as we see that the Screaming Gophers were able to open up their crates, mostly thanks to Izzy as Owen reached into his opened crate and pulled out some wood.

"Hey, look, I got wood."

"I got some tools here, and what looks like a pool liner," Trent said as he pulled a hammer out of his crate and then a pool liner as Heather and Lindsay walked up to Leshawna.

"I just wanted to say, I didn't mean bad about you being a ghetto, rap-star wannabe." Heather apologized as she then pointed over at Leshawna's earrings. "And I love your earrings. They're so pretty."

"Straight up?" A surprised yet pleasantly happy Leshawna asked as Heather nodded. "Well, I'm sorry about pushing you over the cliff and all."

"No worries. I needed a push," Heather said reassuringly as she held out her hand. "Truce?"

"Yeah, yeah, truce," Leshawna says while shaking hands with Heather, who then lets go of her hand as she turns around to leave with Lindsay.

"Did you mean all that stuff you said to Lefonda back there?"

"Leshawna." Heather corrected before rolling her eyes as she scoffed. "Hell, no, she's going down, and P.S. those are the ugliest earrings that I've seen in my life."

"Oh...so if you hate her why were you being nice to her?"

"You ever seen one of these shows before?" Heather asked as if the answer was obvious as she then grinned sinisterly. "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer~,"

"Ooooooh...I'm your friend, right?"

"Oh yeah...for now," Heather says with an ominous tone just as the Killer Bass appeared as they placed all of their crates down on the ground.

"Hey, aren't you missing a white boy and a couple of white girls?" Leshawna asked after noticing that Max, Katie, and Sadie were missing.

"Oh, Katie and Sadie got poison ivy, so I took them to the Nurse Station to get some ointment to treat them," Max explained while walking onto the scene as a glaring Courtney turned to him.

"What took you so long?"

"Oh...uh...well..." Max says awkwardly as he looks away with a large blush on his face.

~[Flashback-20 Minutes Ago]~

"Okay, here is the ointment," Max says with a soft smile on his face as we see him and the girls hanging out in the Total Drama Nurse Station as he rummages around a drawer and pulls out a calamine lotion. "Okay, just spread this around your poison ivy rash, and it should be able to clear up in three days or so-,"

"Oh, thank god! Give it here!" Katie screamed while reaching over to grab the calamine lotion and opened it up to spray some of it into her hand just as Sadie pulled down her pink short-shorts and panties, revealing her hairy black pussy and big bubble butt as her best friend began rubbing the lotion against her asscheeks and thighs before Sadie turned around to grab the calamine lotion as Katie quickly pull down her pink short-shorts and panties, revealing her shaven pussy and big bubble butt as she began rubbing the lotion against her asscheeks and thighs as both girls took turns rubbing each other while moaning in satisfaction...completely forgetting that Max was standing right there with a big blush on his face as a small tent formed in his pants.

"...I...I...I'm just going to go now..." A heavily blushing Max says while running away as Katie and Sadie didn't see to notice that he left as they continued rubbing each other's asses with calamine lotion.

~[Flashback Over]~

"...It took us a while to find the Nurse's Station..."

"Whoa! What happened to your eye?!" A shocked Julian asked while pointing over at Courtney's swollen eye as said person covered it with a sheepish grin on her face.

"I-It's nothing, just an allergy."

"I think it's getting worse, eh," Ezekiel says as Courtney turns to glare at him.

"Shut it! We don't want them to know that!"

"Okay, dudes, it's not too late! We can do this!" Geoff says, trying to encourage everyone and give them a positive attitude as, however, Harold is sleeping, Duncan glares over at a nervous Max, and Ezekiel picks his nose before wiping it against his pants as Courtney grimaces.

"Ew."

"What?"

"That's...really gross," Bridgette says while cringing in disgust as she backs away from Zeke.

"Okay look, guys, we have a hot tub to complete, and we need a project manager," Courtney says while stepping up as she glares at everyone. "Since I've actually been a C.I.T. before, I'm electing myself. Any objections?"

"What does being a C.I.T. have to do with being building a hot tub?" A bewildered Max asked as Courtney turned to point at him angrily.

"You know, I like you better when you are quiet. Look, just go and find those itchy girls. We need all the help we can get. And Duncan? You, Eva, DJ, and Tyler will work together to open those crates with your teeth."

"Who died and made you the leader of our group, Princess?" Duncan asked with a glare and crossed arms as Courtney rolled her eyes.

"Do you want to be the leader?"

"No."

"Does anyone else want to be a leader?"

"No."

"Then why are you giving me so much shit?!" An irritated Courtney asked as Duncan smirked smugly and shrugged.

"Nothing, I just like teasing you."

"JUST OPEN UP THOSE DAMN CRATES!" Courtney snapped furiously with a large blush on her face as, three hours later, we see both teams standing near their respective hot tubs, and the Screaming Gophers' Hot Tub looked rather impressively well built, and the Killer Bass...tried their best, but it had broken down rather easily as Chris didn't even have to think twice on deciding who wins.

"Well...I think the winner is obvious! The Screaming Gophers Win!" Chris yelled as the Screaming Gophers cheered in victory while the Killer Bass didn't say anything as they sighed somberly. "Gophers, you're safe from elimination and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer! Bonus!" Chris says with a smug grin as he then turns to the others. "Killer Bass, what can I say?! Sucks to be you right now! I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight!"

"We won!" Lindsay cheered with a giant smile on her face as she hugged Julian while accidentally pressing her K-Cup Breasts against his blushing face. "We all get to stay here for another three days!" Lindsay says as she, Julian, Heather, and Beth cheered just as Owen appeared while cheering as well as he was left completely naked, and his 2-inch cock and balls were exposed to the whole world.

"We get to sta-a-a-ay! We get to sta-a-a-ay, we are so awesome! We won the contest!" Owen cheered with everyone staring at him in disgust and confusion as Duncan snorted and began laughing amusedly as he then elbowed Max.

"Heh, good news, Geek, you are no longer the guy with the smallest dick on the island," Duncan says as a relieved Max beamed. "...But you still have a tiny dick, shrimp," Duncan says while slapping Max on the back of his head, knocking off his glasses as they landed on the ground and the geeky boy sighed heavily as Katie walked over to bend down and grabbed his glasses and gave them back to him.

"Here, Max."

"Thanks, Katie." A smiling Max says while putting on the glasses as we fast forward in time and we see everyone back at the Main Lodge, 'enjoying' Chef Hatchet's food as the Screaming Gophers are smiling at each other and enjoying themselves while the Killer Bass are staring at each other quietly as a tense silence rang out.

"So, uh...what do we do now?" Sadie asked curiously as Courtney crossed her arms with a glare.

"We need to figure out who to vote off."

"Well, I think it should be princess here," Duncan said while pointing to Courtney and then pointing over at DJ. "Or the brick house here," Duncan says bluntly as a surprised Courtney turns to him.

"What?! Why?!"

"Because, unless I'm mistaken, you two are the only ones here wearing chicken hats, and if we ever have to lift a truck, I like our odds with the big guy," Duncan says while pointing over at a smiling DJ as Courtney looks around in disbelief and worry.

"B-But you guys need me! I'm the only one-,"

"Who used to be a real C.I.T., we know," Bridgette said dryly while rolling her eyes as she placed her head on her hand. "So would you pick?"

"Well...what about...him!" Courtney says while pointing over at Max, who was stabbing his food with his fork to kill it as he did a double take in shock and confusion.

"W-Wait, what?! Why me?!"

"Yeah, why him?! Max has done nothing wrong and really helped Sadie and me out with our poison ivy!" A glaring and defensive Katie says as Duncan sighs heavily and crosses his arms.

"I hate to say it but she is right. Tiny Dick doesn't deserve to get kicked out."

"Why not?! I thought you hated him?!" Courtney asked with a scowl as Duncan scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"I don't hate him, I just like picking on him because it's fun, but unlike you, he actually jumped down the cliff and helped those girls with their itchy bums. If anyone here deserved to get kicked out, it's you for costing us both challenges. At least DJ didn't jump because he was scared while you took a huge risky gamble that failed epically. Not to mention that your 'CIT Experience' didn't help us at all at building our hot tub." Duncan pointed out with everyone nodding in agreement as a nervous Courtney looked around with a scared whimper, realizing how much she fucked up and could be going home tonight and making history as the first loser in Total Drama History as Geoff held out his arms in a calming manner.

"Okay, guys, let's just try and chill out. Look we're all a little tense right now so why don't we just try to ease up before making a decision, okay?"

"Eeeeh, I've had enough prison food for one day," Duncan said as he stood up and started walking away. "I'm gonna go have a nap."

"You can't do that! We haven't decided who's going yet!" Courtney says as Ezekiel scoffed and crossed his arms.

"I still don't get why we lost, eh, they are the ones with the six girls," Ezekiel says as all of the boys gasp in shock, and all of the girls grow angry as they turn to glare at him.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Bridgette asked aggressively as she and Eva approached Ezekial with fierce glares on their faces.

"Yeah, homeschool, enlighten us!" Eva snapped while pounding her fist in front of Ezekiel as she shook not only the table but all of the Mess Hall as well.

"Well, guys are much stronger and better at sports than girls are," Ezekiel stated causing all of the boys to back away from the scene as all the girls in the room were giving Ezekial murderous glares.

"...You did not just say that, motherfucker." Julian says with an angry glare as Ezekiel shrugs.

"My dad told me to look out for the girls here, eh, and help them in case they can't keep up."

"Hey! I will have you know that my Mom is the strongest person that I know! She had raised me and my little sister all on her own while having a job as a nurse, and did everything on her own with no help from any man at all! If you seriously think that girls are weaker than men, then you and I are going to have a problem!" A furious Max says while standing up from his chair as Katie is shocked by how he is acting, but can't help but find it hot as Eva reaches over to grab Ezekiel by his neck with one hand and easily lifts him up into the air.

"Still think we need your help keeping up?" Eva asked in a threatening tone while strangling Ezekiel as he grunted in pain with a frightened whimper.

"Uh...not really."

"Okay, guys, let's give him a break," Geoff says while trying to play peacemaker as Eva harshly throws Ezekiel down into the ground. "I mean, at least he doesn't think that guys are smarter than girls."

"But they are..."

"...Alright, you are on your own," Geoff says with a blank tone while stepping away as Max, Julian, and all of the girls from both the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass ran over to begin beating a screaming Ezekiel the fuck up.

~[CONFESSIONAL–COURTNEY]~

"To whoever raised Ezekiel, I just want to say...THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR RAISING SUCH A SEXIST PRICK! WHOO-HOO! I'M SAFE, MOTHERFUCKERS! FUCK YEAH!" A grinning Courtney cheered while pumping her fist into the air as she knew that she was given a Deux Ex Machina, but the CIT will take it.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Dude, you've got a lot to learn about the real world," Duncan says to Ezekiel with a dry tone while said person is covered in a white body cast on the upper half of his body due to having a lot of bruises and broken bones as we fast forward to nighttime and we see the Killer Bass sitting on the stumps at the campfire site with Chris in front of the metal barrel as all the girls on the team were glaring at Ezekiel.

"Killer Bass," Chris says with a serious tone as he holds out a plate containing 11 Marshmallows. "Marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life." Chris says with Geoff dramatically making a hanging gesture before looking at Bridgette and winking at her as she blushed and giggled. "You've all cast your votes and made your decision," Chris said while holding up his plate of marshmallows. "There are only eleven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back...ever. The first marshmallow goes to...Geoff." Chris says as Geoff gives a big smile and walks up to Chris, who pierces a marshmallow onto the party dude's stick. "Tyler."

"Whoo-hoo! Place at the table!" Tyler cheered as he went over to grab his marshmallow.

"Katie...Bridgette...Max...Sadie."

"Oh, yay!" Sadie and Katie said in unison as they hugged each other. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Sadie and Katie said in unison before they, Bridgette, and Max went over to grab their marshmallows.

"DJ...Harold...Duncan...Eva..." Chris says as DJ, Harold, Duncan, and Eva perk up while going over to grab their marshmallows as the Host of the Show then gives a serious glare to the last two campers, Courtney and Ezekiel. "Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening," Chris says as both campers tensed up with Courtney's heart racing and sweating as Ezekiel started to violently tremble with wide eyes.

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"...Courtney," Chris says with a smile as Courtney beamed and sighed in relief while going over to grab her marshmallow as Ezekial sighed somberly and slumped down dejectedly. "Can't say I'm shocked. I saw you picking your nose, dude. Not cool. Dock of Shame is that way, bro." Chris says while pointing away as Ezekiel reluctantly gets up from the floor and makes his way over to the Dock of Shame as he gets on Chef Hatchet's Boat and sails off into the unknown to leave Total Drama Island...Forever. "The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows," Chris says to the remaining members of the Killer Bass as they start to roast their marshmallows over the fire. "You're all safe...for tonight."

~[CONFESSIONAL–JULIAN]~

"Well, it looks like I'm here for the long run, so I might as well have some fun and try to win Lindsay's heart," Julian says with a grin as he crosses his arms.

~[CONFESSIONAL–GWEN]~

"Yep, this camp pretty much still stinks," Gwen said with a heavy sigh as she then shrugged. "But now that I'm here I guess I might as well actually try to win."

~[REAL WORLD]~

"To the Screaming Gophers!" Cody screamed while he, Julian, Lindsay, Heather, Trent, and Justin hung out in the hot tub while Gwen and the others stood by as they were all wearing their swimsuits.

"To the Screaming Gophers!" All of the Gophers cheered as Leshawna, Owen, and Noah began dancing around in victory.

"Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers!" Leshawna, Owen, and Noah chanted loudly just as the defeated Killer Bass walked past them as Courtney spotted the camera and scowled seriously as she turned to it.

"Are you recording this? Good. They can enjoy their little party all they want, but I am gonna win this competition and no one is gonna stop me." Courtney says with a determined growl as the camera then pans up to show the night sky.

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And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the new story, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, I want to say that I am going to do all of the canon ships, except for Lindsay and Tyler, I won't be doing any of the Total Drama Reboot Seasons, and here are the voice actors for the OCs:

1) Max's Voice Actor: Will Friedle, specifically the voice that he uses for the character Ron Stoppable from Kim Possible.

2) Julian Todoroki's Voice Actor: Adam McArthur, specifically the voice that he uses for the character Marco Diaz from Star vs the Forces of Evil.

Oh, and here are all of the current contestants and all of the Eliminated Ones:

A) Screaming Gophers-12: Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Julian, Beth, Izzy, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah.

B) Killer Bass-11: Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Max, Katie, Sadie, Courtney, Duncan, Eva, and Harold.

C) Eliminated Contestants: Ezekiel (For Being Sexist)

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.