It was the next day when Team Dark saw their faces on Screens being wanted for some crime.
Hell if they know which one
Toga had taken to calling Rouge "Mom" like a duck to water
"and here I thought no one would want you." Rouge said to shadow
"Quiet." Shadow said trying to not wake his chao from his nap
"Just kidding handsome." Rouge said,
"It's not the first time I've been on the run." Shadow said
"Yes. But it's the first time you've been on the run without a good reason." Rouge said, "Even G.U.N's reason made sense."
"There was the time with Vanilla." Shadow responded
"Shadow, not only did you teach Cream, a 7-year-old, how to shoot a gun, but you also gave her a gun." Rouge said "A pistol with a silencer specifically. And told her to hide it under her bed. I'd say that's a pretty good reason."
"It's good to start teaching them young." Shadow said
"I AGREE." Omega said "HER EFFECTIVENESS AT DESTROYING EGGMAN ROBOTS WAS RAISED BY 50%. AND IT WAS EXTREMELY FUNNY TO SEE EGGMAN FEAR A CHILD."
"And I'll have you know she was extremely happy to have one." Shadow said, "And Vanilla let her keep it."
"Because Cream used puppy dog eyes." Rouge said
"Can I have a gun?" Toga asked
Before Rouge could say no Shadow reached into his quills and pulled out a Pistol and threw it to Toga
"How can you do that?" Toga asked
"Not sure." Shadow said
50 or so years ago
"They want me to what?!" Professor Gerald Robotnik asked
"They want the ultimate life form to be able to carry all sorts of weaponry." a G.U.N representative said
"How am I supposed to do that?!" Gerald asked, "Put a pocket dimension on its body?!"
Gerald did exactly that...
...somehow
(I blame black doom)
"A WISE MOVE SHADOW." Omega said, "SHOULD THE ONES WHO HURT HIMIKO ATTACK AGAIN THEY WILL BE MET WITH A SURPRISE."
"Yup." Shadow said
Rouge sighed
"Fine. but if she shoots herself in the foot it's your ass." Rouge said
"Fine by me. As long as I am the cool uncle." Shadow said
"YOU SON OF A BITCH. I WANTED TO BE THE COOL UNCLE." Omega said
"Well, you're half right." Shadow said thinking of black doom
"You're both my cool uncles!" Toga said
Shadow would've cried if he could
"IF ANYONE HURTS MY NEW NEICE I WILL SNAP THEIR NECK LIKE A TWIG." Omega said
"Well then now what do we do?" Shadow asked
"WE WAIT FOR SOMETHING INTERESTING TO HAPPEN?" Omega suggested,
"It's not like a bloodied hero is gonna walk into this specific alleyway at 9 pm." Rouge said
It was exactly 9 pm when a bloodied hero walked into the alley
he was wearing a magician's outfit with glasses that looked like a mask
"Please help me!" The hero said to team Dark who was hiding in the shadows "I am the pro hero Illusion master! And I'm being chased by the hero killer: Stain!"
"No one is going to save you, false hero." A voice said from above
A black-haired man dropped from above
he was wearing red and had tons of bladed weapons
"All of you fake heroes will die." Stain said,
"On the contrary." Shadow said emerging from the shadows (I'm not sorry)
"We're here to help."
Illusion master's eyes widened
"So you're the villains that the Hero Public Safety Commission seems so eager to get." Stain said
"Hmph. We're no villains." Shadow said
"I like to think we're anti-heroes." Rouge said
"I THINK WE'RE MORALLY GREY." Omega said
"It doesn't matter. All false heroes must be eliminated." Stain said
"But I've done all I can to help people." Illusion master said
"Lies!" Stain said as he was about to stab him with his sword
"CHAOS CONTROL!" Shadow yelled
To Stain, illusion master was teleported next to Shadow
"You want him you have to get through us." Shadow said
Stain readied his blade
Shadow pulled out the black sword
"Bigger sword." Shadow said
"JUMP HIS BITCH ASS." Omega said
Toga emerged from the shadows and shot Stain in the leg
Rouge then hit Stain with a spinning kick to the gut
Shadow hit him with a punch to the head before cutting his hand off
And finally, omega hit with a devastating gut punch
and for good measure Shade slapped him
"He was disgustingly weak." Shadow said
"I know right?" Rouge said
"HE WAS A LITTLE BITCH." Omega said
"I'm gonna kill that blue hedgehog for teaching you this." Shadow said, "Anyway let's leave."
"Wait!" Illusion master said, "Thank you."
"You're welcome." Shadow said before Omega packed their things and they chaos-controlled out of there
"Alright let's go to the hotel!" Rouge said
"Omega set up camp here." Shadow said
"DANG IT!" Rouge yelled
"Sorry, Mom." Toga said
The next day
Shadow had picked up Midoriya (literally) so Toga could get more blood
"So what did you do yesterday?" Midoriya asked trying to make small talk
"Kicked the crap out of the so-called hero killer." Shadow said
"I heard about that I was hoping it was true, the news is being silenced and any claims that you were involved are being shut down." Midoriya said
"Figures." Shadow said, "What about you?"
"I got into UA!" Midoriya said
"Congratulations." Shadow said
Soon they landed in the alleyway
"Hey Izuku!" Toga said
"H-Hey Himiko." Midoriya said, blushing
"Wow on a first name basis already?" Rouge asked
"It's nothing!" Midoriya said
"Hmph." Shadow said
"YOU HURT MY NEICE AND I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL." Omega said
"EEP!" Midoriya said
"Uncle Omega don't threaten him! We're only friends!" Toga said before biting Midoriya's arm
"I know sweetie we're just teasing." Rouge said
"I AM NOT." Omega said
"Omega you don't even have a wall to mount his head on." Shadow said
"I WILL AQUIRE A HOUSE JUST TO HAVE A WALL." Omega said
Soon Toga was done drinking Midoriya's blood
"There we go!" Toga said, "Thanks Izuku!"
"You're welcome!" Midoriya said blushing
And with that, Midoriya left
"Alright everyone we need to figure out how to end the corruption in this society." Shadow said
"Give me 5 days to prep and then I can break into their main building and get what I need." Rouge said
"Can I come, Mom?" Toga asked
"Of course dear." Rouge said, "It will be your first heist!"
Shadow gave her a look
"...Shut up." Rouge said
Stain got jumped by team dark and his rep is gone
that's it for now