Walter Woke Up In A Tent In The Jungle And Looked Around It And Turned To See A Girl That Was Around His Age With A Pot Of Boiling Water.
The Girl Turned To Walter As He Pretended To Fall Asleep And He Suddenly Turned His Head To Her And He Opened His Eyes And Yelped.
She Gave Walter A Bowl Of Hot Water And He Said, "Yeah, Like You Can Make Me Drink That-"
The Girl Cut Walter Off As She Put An Acupuncture Needle On His Forehead, Making Him Open His Mouth And Pours The Hot Water In His Mouth.
Walter Swallowed The Water And Coughed From The Heat As Smoke Came Out Of His Mouth.
"If I Wanted You Dead, I Would've Left You In That River," The Girl Said To Walter.
"Well, Thanks For Saving Me And Where Am I?" Walter Asked As He Pulled The Needles Out.
"You're In Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, In This Jungle," The Girl Answered.
Walter Nodded And Answered, "Okay, Good, I'm In...Wait...RIO?! How'd I End Up Here?"
"I Saw You Floating On The River And Decided To Bring You To My Tent," The Girl Said.
"Again, Thanks, Lance, Are You O-"
Walter Noticed That Lance Wasn't By His Side.
"Lance? Lance?! Lance, Where Are You?!" Walter Called For Lance And Then Turned To The Girl. "Where's My Bird?"
"Calm Down, I Sent Your Other Birds To Find Him," The Girl Replied.
Walter Sighed In Relief And Said, "Thanks, But How Did You-"
He Was Cut Off As The Girl Said, "Oh, As You Know, I Can Communicate With Birds."
"Oh, Guess You And Me Are Alike," Walter Said As He Smiled At The Girl.
"Yeah, I Was Born With It," The Girl Replied.
"Another Question, What If My Other Birds Get Lost Too Even Before And After They Find Lance?" Walter Worriedly Asked.
"Lance?" The Girl Asked In Confusion.
"It's The Missing Pigeon's Name," Walter Answered.
"Oh, Well, Don't Worry, I Can Take You To The Monteiros, They Can Also Help You Find Your Bird," The Girl Said.
Walter Tilted His Head In Confusion And Questioned, "Who?"
"Just Come On," The Girl Said And Walter Got Up From The Bed And He Followed The Girl.
"So What's Your Name?" Walter Asked.
"(Y/N)," The Girl Introduced Herself.
"Walter, Walter Beckett, From The H.T.U.V. Agency," Walter Introduced Herself To You.
(Y/N) Realized Something And Asked, "Wait, You're From The H.T.U.V.?"
Walter Nodded And Answered, "I Used To, But Not Anymore."
"Why? What Happened?" (Y/N) Asked.
"I Got Fired, Just For Making A Safe, Harmless Gadget," Walter Answered As He Sighed.
"Well, That Sucks," (Y/N) Replied.
"Definitely, But I'm On A Mission And I Suddenly Got Washed Up Here, In Rio," Walter Said.
"Oh, Guess You're Trying To Get Your Job Back, Also, Wait, Are You Working With Lance Sterling?" (Y/N) Asked.
Walter Nodded And Asked, "Yes, How Do You Know About Him?"
"I Know Everything About Him, Your Female Pigeon Told Me That He Was The Pigeon That You're Missing Was A Human Spy That Turned Into A Bird, Does That Mean You Were Fired For Turning Him Into A Pigeon?" (Y/N) Asked.
Walter Shook His Head And Answered, "No, Don't Be Ridiculous, He Was The One That Drank The Concealment That I Made When He Was In My House, Hiding From The Officers, All Because He Was Framed As A Rogue Agent For Stealing A Drone, And That's That."
"Huh, I See, So, Walter, What Do You Do For A Living?" (Y/N) Asked.
"Same Old, Same Old, Loving Lovey, Building Gadgets, And Missing My Mom," Walter Answered As He Lowered His Head.
"What Even Happened To Your Mom?" (Y/N) Asked.
"She Was A Police Officer, So She Was Killed On Duty," Walter Answered.
"Ooh, Sorry To Hear That, Sorry For Asking," (Y/N) Replied.
Walter Sighed And Said, "That's Okay, You're Just...Learning About Me."
"Hmm, Thanks, I Think, Anyway, We're Here," (Y/N) Replied To Walter As He And You Stop At A Wooden Building That Had A Sign That Read "Blu Bird Sanctuary".
Walter And (Y/N) Walk Up The Steps To The Balcony And You Knocked On The Door And Three People Answer It.
"Hey, Guys," (Y/N) Said.
"Hey, (Y/N), What's Up?" Fernando Asked.
"This Guy Needs Your Help," (Y/N) Said, Gesturing To Walter.
Walter Walked Up To Linda, Tulio, And Fernando And Said, "She Has A Point, I'm Looking For This Bird, Or Birdo I Should Say, Just In Case None Of You Speak English, So Could You Help Me?"
The Small Family Nodded And Tulio Said, "Sure, We Could Help You, What Bird Are You Searching For? Macaw? Toucan? Spoonbill?"
"Actually, This Might Sound Ridiculous Because I Know You Do Tropical Birds Around Here, But The Bird That I'm Looking For Is A Pigeon," Walter Explained.
"Okay, A Pigeon, We Also Do Pigeons Here," Linda Replied.
Walter Sighed In Relief And Said, "That's A Relief."
Fernando Walked Out With A Clipboard And Colored Pencils And Asked, "So What Those This Pigeon Look Like?"
"He Has Blue Feathers On The Top, Gray Feathers On The Bottom, Black Eyebrows, An Orange Beak, And Pink Feet," Walter Explained As Fernando Was Drawing On The Clipboard.
Fernando Showed Walter The Drawing And Asked, "Is This The Bird That You're Looking For?"
Walter Saw That It Was A Drawing Of Lance And Answered, "Yes, That Is The Bird."
"Your Son's A Pretty Good Artist," Katherine Whispered To Linda.
"Alright, So Why Are You Looking For A Pigeon?" Fernando Asked.
"I'll Explain Later," Walter Replied As He And The Others Start Walking Through The Jungle.
...
Lance Stomped Through The Jungle, Angry About Nigel As He Grumbled, "Fat, Ugly, Stupid Flightless Cockatoo, Big Mistake Slaving Him, Big, Fat Mista-"
He Was Cut Off As He Heard Leaves Rustling And Stuck His Left Wing Out And Said, "Who's There? Come Out, Coward! Three Ounces Of Pressure To The Vegas Nerve, It's Time For Your Sleepy Night-Night!"
Two Toucan Chicks Appear From Behind A Rock As They Cheep And They Fly To Lance As They Raise Their Wings Out, Wanting To Hug Him.
"Pfft, No, I Can't Hug You Right Now, I'm Busy Finding A Friend Of Mine, Plus, My Wing Is Wounded, So, Sorry, No Hugs," Lance Said To The Chicks.
The Two Chick Looked At Lance With Big Puppy Eyes.
Lance Looked At The Toucan Chicks And Sighed As He Said, "Well, I Guess A Hug Wouldn't Hurt A Fly, Let Alone A Spider, Come Here."
He Stuck His Left Wing Out And One Of The Chicks Snuggle Him As He Hugged Him.
The Chick Suddenly Plucked Out Several Of Lance's Chest Feathers, Making Him Cringe In Pain.
"INTRUDER!!!" Another Toucan Chick Shouted As It Grabbed Lance's Eyelids From Behind And He Tried To Attack Them With His Left Wing, But He Missed Them.
One Grabbed Lance's Tongue And Pulled It Until It Snapped Back Like A Rubber Band And Another Bit His Tail Feather.
Lance Ran Around So Much That He Tripped And Fell To The Ground As He Stared At The Toucan Chick In Vain.
"ATTACK!" The Chick Ordered And A Group Of Toucan Chicks Flew Information At Lance As He Shrieked In Horror.
Rafael Peeked Out Of His Tree Hollow And Saw The Scene As He Sighed And Said, "Not Again."
He Flew Down To The Chicks As They Play With Lance And He Scolded, "Kids, Get Off The Pigeon!"
"Daddy!" The Chicks Chirped Multiple Times As They Crowd Rafael.
"Guys, I Told You A Thousand Times! Manuela, Sofia, Come On Now, Listen To Me," Rafael Said And One Chick Jumped Onto His Eye. "Ow! Oh, Yeah, Right In The Eye!"
Lance Regained Control Of Himself And Asked, "Quite A Handful, Aren't They?"
"Oh, Kids, Eighteen Of Them, And Yet, Another One On The Way, HEY!! I TOLD YOU COUNTLESS TIMES, EGGS AREN'T MARACAS, DON'T SHAKE IT!!!" Rafael Said To Lance And Shouted Up To The Tree Hole Where Two Chicks Were Shaking An Egg, They Put It Down And Zoom Away.
Rafael Showed Lance His Feathers And Said, "They're Giving Me Grey Feathers, I Tell You, This Papa Needs More Breaks Than Just One, So What Are You Doing Out Here? Are You Here For Carnival?"
"Nah, Not Really, Anyway, Hi, I'm Special Agent Lance Sterling, I Just Washed Up Here For Some Reason And Now Me And My Friend Are Separated From Each Other And-OW!"
Lance Was Cut Off As He Felt His Tail Feather Get Bitten Again And He Turned Around To See A Chick With Feathers In Its Beak And It Spit Them Out And Walked Away.
"What Is It With This Kid And The Feathers?" Lance Asked.
"We Don't Know, We're Still Struggling To Have Him Tested," Rafael Answered.
Lance Cleared His Throat And Explained, "Okay, Now I'm Lost Here, My Wing Is Injured, And I'm Starving Out Here, So Do You Think Anyone Around Here Can Help Me?"
Rafael Smiled At Lance And Said, "Lucky For You, You Know Rafael, And Rafael Knows Everyone."
A Chick Then Landed On Rafael's Eye And Exclaimed, "Ow! Again With The Eye! Want Me To Call Your Mother?!"
"NO!" The Chicks Exclaimed And Flew Away From Rafael.
Rafael Chuckled And Said, "Works Every Time, They're Scared To Death Of Her."
"Call Me For What?" Eva Suddenly Asked, Making Rafael Jump.
"Oh, Ha, Eva, My Love, I Must Take This Pigeon To See The Others," Rafael Explained As He Wrapped His Wing Around Lance.
"The Others, Huh? Sorry, But You Can't Keep Fooling Me, You And Them Just Wanna Sneak Off To Carnival," Eva Replied As She Crossed Her Wings.
"Ahhh, Carnival," Rafael Said, Bringing Lance Close. "That Magical Time When I Met The Most Beautiful Bird In The World."
Rafael Made A Kissy Noise To Eva As He Came Up To Her.
"Hah!" Eva Scoffed And Turned Away.
"I Still Remember The Song That Was Playing When I First Laid Eyes On You," Rafael Said In A Teasing Tone.
Tall And Tan
And Young And Lovely
The Girl From Ipanema Goes Walking
Rafael Sang As He Twirled Eva Around With Her Wing And He Said, "Come On, Baby, Sing It!"
And When She Passes
Each One She Passes Goes "Aah!"
Eva's Singing Was Still Terrible, So Horrible That It Made Other Birds Shriek As They Fly Away.
"Always, It'll Always Be Like The River Of The Sweetest Honey," Rafael Said As He Continued To Make Googling Eyes And Eva Kept Singing, Badly.
Lance Groaned In Pain As He Rubbed His Head And Said, "Man, I Thought The Broken Wing Hurt Like Fire, But I Guess This Is Worse."
Rafael And Eva Suddenly End Up Making Out As Their Chicks Go "Ew" And Lance Said, "Woah! Okay! I've Seen, Well, No, Heard Enough!"
They Stop Kissing And Eva Said, "Okay, Take Him To Blu And His Family, But Hurry Back, Really Fast."
"Okay, I Promise I'll Be Back Fast, My Juicy Little Mango," Rafael Said As He Agreed.
"Thank You, My Pudgy Papaya," Eva Replied As She Heard The Chicks Scream And Giggle. "Hey! Marco! Carlos! Put Your Brother Down! Now!"
Rafael And Lance Start To Walk And Lance Asked, "So How Far Are These "Others" Of Yours?"
"Not Far At All, A Couple Seconds As The Crow Flies," Rafael Answered.
"And How Long As The Pigeon Walks Or Runs?" Lance Asked.
"Huh, You Sound Just Like Blu, He Couldn't Fly When We Met," Rafael Said.
"Well, I Definitely Can't Fly For Now, Not With A Broken Wing," Lance Replied.
"Makes Sense, But Look, To Walk The Whole Way, It Can't Be Done," Rafael Said.
Lance Sighed And Replied, "But I'll Give It A Shot, See Ya Another Time, Buddy."
He Walked Away From Rafael And Waved Goodbye To Him As He Waved Back.
With Blu
Blu Was On A Branch, Collecting Some Blueberries For Him And His Family When He Heard Lance Call Up To Him.
"Excuse Me?"
Blu Looked Down To See Lance, Who Was On The Ground And Asked, "Hey, There, What Are You Doing Out Here?"
"Nothing, I'm Just Lost Out Here, My Wing Is Injured, And My Friend's Lost," Lance Answered.
"Ouch, Hard Time You're Having," Blu Replied.
Lance Nodded.
"So, You're This Blu That Someone Told Me About?" Lance Asked.
"Yep," Blu Answered.
"Cool, Sterling, Lance Sterling," Lance Replied.
"Hm, Cool Name, So Since You're Having Hard Time, Like You Said, Would You Like To Stay With Me At My Place For A Bit?" Blu Asked.
Lance Shrugged And Answered, "Sure, I Guess So."
He Hopped Onto Blu's Back And He Started Flying Away From The Tree, Holding Berries In His Beak And Talons.
They Arrive At A House And Lance Stared At It In Confusion, This Macaw Lived In A House And Not A Hollow Or Nest?
Blu Flew Through The Window And Landed Onto A Counter As Lance Jumped Off His Back And Saw Carla, Bia, And Tiago Watching TV.
Carla, Bia, And Tiago Hear Blu Clear His Throat And They Turn To Him And Suddenly See Lance.
"Kids, This Is Lance, He's Gonna Be Staying With Us For Awhile Until His Friend Finds Him, Lance, These Are My Daughters, Carla And Bia, And This Is My Son, Tiago," Blu Explained.
Carla, Bia, And Tiago Simply Wave To Lance As Tiago Said, "Hi, Lance."
Lance Waved Back At The Kids As Blu Wrapped A White Bandage Around His Wing And He Grabbed A Berry And Ate It.
"So What Brings You Here?" Carla Asked.
"Meh, Washed Up Here, Got Lost And Chased By A Panther, All Those Things, Unexpected, Huh?" Lance Said As He Ate Another Blueberry.
Jewel Flew Into The House And To Blu As He Said, "We Kinda Need To Talk."
"About What?" Jewel Asked.
Blu Pointed Jewel To Lance And He Whistled To Him And He Turned To See Jewel Next To Him.
"Now, Lance, I Want You To Meet My Wife, Jewel," Blu Introduced Jewel To Lance.
Lance Waved To Jewel And Said, "No Offense, But I Gotta Say, You're A Pretty Bird."
"Thank You, I Think," Jewel Replied And Turned To Blu. "Will You Please Tell Me Who This Pigeon And Why He's In Our Vacation Home?"
"Well, I Found Him While I Was Getting Blueberries For Us And I Let Him Stay With Us, His Friend's Lost, His Wing's Injured, I Just Bandaged It, So He'll Be Here Until His Friend Finds Him, So Let's Try To Care For Him, Okay?" Blu Explained And Jewel Nodded.
Lance Joined Dinner With The Blue Macaw Family As Blu Laid Out Blueberries And They Start Eating Some Of Them.
Lance Turned To The Screen And Whispered, "I'm Having Dinner With Some Endangered Birds, So Curse You, Fox, I'm Going To Disneyland Or World, Get Wrecked!"
Blu, Jewel, Carla, Bia, And Tiago Glance At Lance, Unsure Of What To Do Or Say, Finally, Bia Asked, "So...What Do You Do For A Living?"
Lance Chuckled And Replied, "I Don't Think I Should Tell You What I Am, Because You're Kids And You'll Probably Wanna Grow Up To Be Just Like Me."
"What Do You Mean? Just Tell Us," Carla Said.
Lance Took A Deep Breath And Said, "Okay...I'm An Agent."
Tiago Grabbed A Blueberry And Before He Ate It, He Asked, "Agent? Like An Insurance Agent? Weird, Because We're Birds And We Can't Work With Cars."
"Um, Tiago, I Think He Means Secret Agent," Bia Replied.
"Oh, So You're A Spy?" Tiago Asked Lance.
Lance Nodded And Answered, "Yes, I Am A Spy, But I Wasn't Supposed To Tell You That, Because You're Kids And You're Probably Gonna Want To Grow Up To Be Just Like Me One Day, Being A Spy Is Dangerous, Guns, Explosions, All Those Things."
"Makes Sense That We Can't Be Like You, Because We're Spix's Macaws, We're On The Brink Of Extinction, Even Though There Was More Of Us In The Amazon, But We're Still Endangered, So Try Not To Put Us In Any Danger," Blu Explained.
Lance Shrugged And Replied, "Okay, If You Say So."
After Dinner, Blu And Jewel Put Carla, Bia, And Tiago To Bed And Then Fly To Lance As Jewel Started Speaking, "You May Not Be One Of Our Children, But If You're Gonna Be In This House, There Will Be Some Rules, You Can Still Have Fun With Us, But There's Still Rules, Rule Number One: No Messing With Your Wing, Rule Number Two: Let Us Know When Danger Lurks, Rule Number Three: If Our Kids, Especially Tiago, Give You Trouble, Let Us Know, And Rule Number Four:...No, There Isn't Really A Rule Number Four, But Got It?"
When Jewel Explained The Rules, Lance Looked At The Two Blue Macaws And Asked, "Where Do I Sleep?"
"Did You Hear Everything She Said?" Blu Asked.
"Yes, I Got The Rules, But, Seriously, Where Do I Sleep? I'm Really Tired And Ready To Lay Down," Lance Said.
"You Can Sleep With Us, In The Bird House Outsi-"
Lance Cut Jewel Off As He Said, "Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Outside? I Thought You Birds Sleep In This House For Humans, You Just Can't Decide, Can You?"
"Do You Wanna Sleep With Us Or Not?" Blu Asked, Impatiently.
Lance Sighed And Answered, "Yes."
He Hopped Onto Blu's Back And He And Jewel Fly To The Bird House And The Five Blue Macaws Fall Asleep As He Stayed Up For A Bit And Looked Out The Hole In The Birdhouse.
"Walter, Where Are You?" Lance Asked And Then Fell Asleep.