The principal walked up to Gojo, with a hint of joy on his usually emotionless face. He pulled his lips off the light pink staw attached to his magenta coffee cup, covered with blush pink bows.
"Gojo we hired that secretary you wanted"
"Sweet" Gojo exclaimed"He can help me out, plus is he hot?"
"It's a female and yes, Yuji says she'll help you move on from Geto"
"I love him" Gojo yelled "And I am not straight neither a cheater!"
Can't he be both a villain AND the love of my life? What don't they understand?
"He has attempted to kill most of us, Gojo" the principal replied in a deadpan tone.
"Plus, even Megumi think you're a little straight"
"No I'm not"
How dare he. Treat my pookie honey bear like he doesn't exist just because he's a serial killer.
Gojo rubbed his forehead, a wide smile spreading across his face. His blindfold shuffled as he laughed faintly whilst standing up. Gojo grabbed his coffee mug, sipping on the boiling hot concoction as the earthy taste drowned his taste buds, distracting him from the anger simmering inside him. I'm the strongest sorcerer. No one controls me!
The door slid across the carpet as a hunched figure walked in, glistening black hair hanging across a nervous expression. A pair of pearl-white glasses covering a pair of wide obsidian eyes, wrinkled with dimples. The lady swiftly approached as she removed her earphones, bowing as she approached the couch.
Not too bad. But not great considering the toymaking monkey thinks she could replace Geto.
"Hi I'm Katsumi" she giggled nervously "I'm your secretary right?"
"Yea I think so" Gojo snarked "What are you listening to?"
"Meagan thee Stallion"
Huh. Never heard of them.
"So Is this gonna be like the show or…" Katsumi giggled.
"What show"
What is she talking about? But It would be a great show. I bet I'd be the main character. Or at least the favourite.
"You're kidding right" Katsumi questioned.
"Naw I'm not. Sounds like you had some drugs earlier"
"I didn't I swear" Katsumi mumbled "But how would Panda work then?"
"Oh so you've met our students"
"I've heard things" Katsumi snarked "I'm gonna talk to them, I wanna ask about the cosplay."
"I'll join you" Gojo said.
The pair briskly walked across the hallway, the heavy and chilly air hanging in the air as they stared ahead in silence. Gojo slid his hand into his pocket as he stroked his phone gently, his lips forming a wide smirk.
I should tell Geto-pookie-chan about this. And her. He'd find It funny, and the three of us could get along very well. But depressed panda-maker still doesn't know we're dating. And he won't untill we get married.
Katsumi flicked her bangs behind her ear, studded with a pair of earring, with silver fingers hanging of the edges. Her eyes shuffled towards Gojo as she she grimanced.
"So Gojo"
"Yea" Gojo replied.
"What Do you typically do for fun"
Sugaru. She better not ask me out.
"Well I like to sing, dance and play sport"
"Ahh that's cool"
"And I like to occasionally perform child sacrifice in my basement, yaknow?"
"Ha! You're just as funny as on screen, but oddly relatable" Katsumi remarked in a deep tone.
She's kind of funny. And cool. Kind of like Geto.
"This is funny but cringe"
"How come? That's such a skibidi thing to say"
"Skibidi, what are you, five?"
In terms of maturity, I think about four actually.
The duo halted slowly as Gojo gestured for Katsumoto stop as he opened the umbre brown door. A group of hunched figures sat over to short rows of desks, their eyes widening in a mixture of curiosity and annoyance.
" Who the fuck is this"
" No swearing in my classroom Fushi-Wushi" Gojo stated as he began to pinch Magumi's enraged face.
"Can't be doing that to Yuji's boyfriend" Maki dryly remarked.
Katsumi began laughing, her arms gripping her waist as she struggled to stay upright. Katsumi quickly adjusted herself and walked up to Yuji, her eyeswidewith joy as her lips opened.
"You should listen to Yuta's side chick"
'RIKA. IS. DEAD." Maki screamed in rage.
"You've done your research haven't you miss I forgot your name" Gojo remarked
"Why yes" Katsumi chuckled "And my name is Katsumi Naoko"
"Hello Miss Imushiro" the students rehearsed.
Gojo walked out of the classroom, with a somewhat flustered Katsumi walking behind him. She adjusted her now-messy bun as she waved goodbye to Gojo, nervously shuffling next to him as she averted her eyes downward. Katsumi's white streaks of hair stood as she swiftly began typing whilst chuckling, her phone buzzing excitedly after every text.
"So, how was your first day of work?" Goo asked.
"IT. WAS. AMAZING." Katsumi squealed, her hands raising into fists as they flung upward.
And Nobura says I'm over excited. At least Maki Is starting to tolerate her more.
"Woah, that good?"
"Yea" Katsumi rambled " You should have seen where I used to work. And the students and jujitsu are cool. Plus I get paid well and leave work before 10 pm"
"What the fuck" Gojo said "Working that much Is illegal!"
"aT lEaSt YoU gEt PaId" Katsumi mocked in a deep tone.
No wonder Naname said corporate is so shit.
'Oh, well I have to go" Katsumi said "The train's that way!"
"Bye" they both said simultaneously.
Gojo slipped his hand in his pocket as he swiftly clicked the phone app whilst he put the phone near his ear. The empty dorm was lit by the golden sunset, Gojo's phone glimmered as it reflected the sunlight.
"Hey Geto pookie chan"
"Hello hollow honey bear" Geto replied "How was work today"
"Great, but I got a new secretary, so now I basically have a slave"
"Are they-"
"Yes they are a Non-Jujitsu monkey, but they seem cool"
"BUT GOJO-"
"Look Geto I swear"
He hung up. I'll show him, we could all even become friends.