A Better Life Ch. 1 & 2
"This next world is called A Better Life." Morph said
"A Better Life." Alastor said "Could it perhaps be about Blitzø having a better life?"
"Yes, it started with a shooting star." Morph said
Blitzø was in his living room shedding tears as he was looking at his phone with a picture of his mother & sister when he was a kid. He got up from the couch, opened the window & looked out at the night sky.
"They're right…I am a disgrace." Blitzø said "All I ever do is fuck things up & I can't make up for the mistakes I made in the past. Because of me, I lost the trust & care of my best friend, my girlfriends, & my sister. Shit, If only I had made better choices, I wouldn't have done the shit I did. No doubt Moxxie & Millie are gonna kill me for following them when they told me not to, they're probably gonna quit IMP which I don't blame them. Loona looks like she's gonna leave me along with cutting me out of her life, after all she did say that she doesn't need me like she didn't need me back when I adopted her. Stolas is gonna find out that I was just using to spy on Millie & Moxxie, & who knows, maybe he'll cut the deal off & I'll have to find another way to get access to the living world. What am I gonna do?"
"Did he just call me his girlfriend?" Verosika thought surprisingly with a little blush
"Blitzø, sweetie, did you honestly think we were gonna quit?" Millie said in concern
"You tell me, have you been debating on it after I left Ozzie's?" Blitzø said
"No sir, of course not." Moxxie said
"Blitzø, why would you think I would leave you." Loona said
"Because you avoid me every chance you get & you do that all the time." Blitzø said
"..." Loona say in silence as he knew he was right
Just then, Blitzø saw something flying across the sky
"A shooting star?" Blitzø said "What would I wish for?"
Blitzø thought hard about what to wish for, but couldn't think of anything. That was until he thought all the things that were said to him.
"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!"
"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?"
"You are a selfish, greedy clown."
"You're so gross!"
"Does anybody love you, Blitzo?"
"I didn't need you then, asshole, I don't now."
"This guy's a total disgrace."
"Your love life is a pile of shit."
"Selfish Imp in the streets."
"A reckless, heart-breaking freak."
"Stupid fucking Dissapointment-O!"
"You're thoughtless & cruel & you'll end up alone."
Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Verosika, & Fizzarolli looked down as they began to regret what they said during those times
"...You wanna know what I wish for? Christ on a stick, I can't take this anymore. All the hate & rejection I've had throughout all my life, I can't fucking stand it. This is not the life I wanna live, hell I never asked for any of this. So this is what I wish for, I wish for a better life, full of love & acceptance where I make the right choices & no one has to get hurt because of me." Blitzø said
"Damn, I gotta admit, that is a very deep wish." Adam said
"Mm-hm, that's what most people would wish for considering the mistakes they made in the past." Tom said
"…Oh what the fuck am I saying? It's not like my wish is gonna come true, that's kids stuff."
"I agree with the imp, wishing upon star is indeed a child's game, they don't literally come true." Andrealphus said
Blitzø pulled out a blanket & laid on the couch.
"Hopefully, tomorrow will be a better day." Blitzø said
Unbeknownst to Blitzø, the wish he made would change his life forever
"Blitzø? Blitzø, wake up." A little voice said
Blitzø slowly opened his eyes & saw a little Hellhound girl
"Oh, hey Loonie." Blitzø smiled as he closed his eyes before popping them back open "Loonie!?"
"Good morning." Loona smiled
"Aww, it's a little Loona." Millie said
"I knew she was a fucking cutie." Beelzebub said
"God, this is so embarrassing." Loona blushed
"Loona, what happened to you!? Why do you look so young?!" Blitzø exclaimed in shock
"Huh?" Loona tilted her head in confusion
"Wait a second." Blitzø said as he looked around "This isn't my room, where am I?"
"Good morning, Master Blitzø." A skeleton demon wearing navy blue suit & a monocle said
"Who in the heck are you!?" Blitzø exclaimed
"Oh, forgive me, sir, I didn't mean to startle you?" The skeleton said
"Never mind that, who are you & where am I?" Blitzø asked
"I beg your pardon, sir?" The Skeleton said
"That's Bonez, our butler." Loona said
"Blitzø has a butler? Where'd that come from?" Barbie said confusingly
"Butler? Since when did I afford a butler?" Blitzø said confusingly "Also, where am I, whose house is this?
"Sir, it's your house, you & your daughter live here." Bonez said
"What? No, that can't be." Blitzø denied
"Master, are you feeling alright?" Bonez asked in concern
"Yeah, I'm fine, I think I need to go." Blitzø said
"Very well, don't forget your suit." Bonez said as he gave Blitzø his suit before he left
"Daddy is acting weird, Bonez." Loona said
"I must agree that he is." Bonez said
Blitzø ran outside as he finished getting dressed, he stop & turned to see a huge mansion with a huge black skull upfront
"That's a badass mansion." Adam saud
"Holy shit, this is my house? Damn, I must be dreaming." Blitzø said surprisingly. "Wait a minute, if Loona is a little girl, then who's the receptionist at IMP? *gasp* The company!"
Blitzø ran towards where the company building was only to find a big business building. When he entered, he saw someone sitting at the reception desk. Someone who he hadn't seen in person for a long time.
"Barbie!?" Blitzø exclaimed surprisingly
"Hey bro, good morning." Barbie smiled
"So, Barb is taking Loona's place as the receptionist?" Blitzø said
"Well, you can't expect Loona to work at age 4." Morph said
"That's true." Blitzø said
"What are you doing here? I thought you were in rehab." Blitzø said
"Rehab?" Barbie chuckled "Oh man, bro, your sense of humor gets old."
"I guess, Barb never went to rehab." Fizzarolli said
"It seems like Blitzø's wish came true or he's just dreaming." Mammon said
"Dafuq? Why did she laugh when I said that?" Blitzø thought confusingly
"Morning Blitzø/Sir." Two voices said
Blitzø turned & saw Millie with long hair & a female imp with short black hair wearing a white dress shirt with a black vest over it with red buttons & black pants.
"Why does Millie have long hair again, it was short just yesterday. How did it get long so fast? That's very strange, although she does look more pretty with it grown out like that." Blitzø thought
"Oh, Blitzø, did you think I was pretty with long hair?" Millie smiled
"Well yeah, but you're still pretty with short hair." Blitzø said
"Mm-hm." Moxxie agreed
"Also, who is the lady next to her? Wait, those freckles, could that be?" Blitzø thought before saying "Moxxie, is that you?"
"Yes sir?" Moxxie said affirmatively
"WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY AM I A WOMAN!?" Moxxie shouted in aghast & shock
"Well, looks like Moxxie is now a cupcake princess." Sallie May chuckled
"Now this is starting to get my attention." Valentino said
"Wow, female Moxxie has a nice ass." Blitzø said mesmerizingly
"Would you snap out of it, sir!" Moxxie exclaimed
Moxx, what the fuck happened, who did this to you? What did he look like? Can anyone please tell me why Moxxie is a woman." Blitzø said in alert
"What are you talking about sir? I've always been a woman since the day I was born." Moxxie said confusingly
"What do you mean you have always been a woman?" Blitzø said
"Um, B, are you alright, sugar?" Millie said in concern
"I'm fine, I'm fine, I need to sit down." Blitzø said
When Blitzø got to his office, he noticed that it was bigger like he dreamed of when he was little
"Sweet merciful crap, now I know I must be dreaming." Blitzø said shockingly "I gotta wake up right now."
Blitzø tried pinching himself but it didn't work, he tried slapping himself but that didn't work either.
"Come on, wake the fuck up, dammit!" Blitzø said before giving up & sitting at his desk "Now what?"
"It's official, Blitzø is not dreaming." Tom said
"Excuse me, sir?" Millie entered with Moxxie
"Yes, what is it?" Blitzø said
"Lil Loona called & told us that you skipped breakfast which we kinda glad you did, because I made ya some homemade cinnamon sugar donuts, it's my grandmama's recipes" Millie said
"& I made an iced caramel macchiato, since I know how much you love iced things." Moxxie said
"Oh, uh, thank you so much, that's very sweet of you two." Blitzø said surprisingly
"Anytime Sir." Moxxie blushed shyly
"You're welcome, B." Millie giggled like a schoolgirl as she & Moxxie walked out
"Uhh, why did they react like that?" Loona said confusingly
"Oh no, please don't tell me." Moxxie said nervously
"Hm, Moxx & Mills were never this nice enough to make shit for me." Blitzø said as he took a bite of one of the donuts & took a sip of the macchiato. "Whoa, these taste like Heaven, I love them."
After Blitzø ate
"Oh boy, that hit the fucking spot, but still when did my company become THIS successful? When did I afford a huge ass mansion? More importantly, why is Loona a fucking child & why is Moxxie a female?" Blitzø said in thought "If this isn't a dream, then it must be some sort of prank by my enemies. But who?"
"Blitzø, we got a mission." Barbie said through the intercom
"Alright, I'm coming." Blitzø said
Blitzø stood up to get Stolas' grimoire, but he couldn't find it.
"What the fuck, where's Stolas' book?" Blitzø said as he came out of his office "Hey Ladies, where's the book?"
"What book?" Barbie said
"What do you mean what book, Stolas' book, the one he let us borrow to gain access to the living world." Blitzø said
Barbie, Moxxie, & Millie stare at him for a moment before bursting out laughing which confuses Blitzø
"Oh man, Blitzø, that's the best joke you said this morning." Barbie said
"Sir, why would we need Stolas' grimoire, when we already have Asmodean Crystals to gain access to the living world?" Moxxie said
"Wait...what?" Blitzø said shockingly
They showed there Asmodean Crystals, Barbie lifted her arm to reveal hers in a watch, Millie put her hands on her chest gesturing to a heart-shaped gem on her choker, & Moxxie pulled her hair back revealing a diamond earring. Blitzø was shocked & wondered where they got those.
"Okay then, where the hell is my Asmodean Crystal?" Blitzø said
"Right on your finger, weirdo." Barbie said
Blitzø looked down at his hand & saw a band ring on his finger
"Nice ring." Helsa commented
"How the hell did I get these?" Blitzø said
"You had Asmodeus give them to you since you & Fizzarolli know each other." Millie said
"Could this possibly mean that Fizz & Blitzø are on friendly terms in this." Asmodeus said
"In a way, yes." Morph said
"Wait." Blitzø froze "What the fuck do you mean by that?"
"That's what I said." Millie said
"But why would Asmodeus give me the crystals, shouldn't Ozzie refuse to give them to me because of the fact that Fizz hates me?" Blitzø said suspiciously
"What are you talking about? Fizz doesn't hate you?" Barbie said confusingly "You know, Blitzø, you were being funny the first time, but you're being very weird right now."
"Oh, sorry about that." Blitzø chuckled nervously
"Ah, don't sweat it." Barbie shrugged "So, are you with us on the mission or not?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm right behind you." Blitzø said before thinking "This might be a part of Fizz's revenge scheme, as if humiliating me wasn't enough for him."
"Seriously, that's the first thing you think of?" Fizzarolli said unamusingly
"Well, why wouldn't it make sense?" Blitzø said
Later at the end of the day, Blitzø
"Okay, good job team, we managed to get several kills today, go home & rest up for tomorrow." Blitzø said
"Right sir." Moxxie nodded
"See ya later, sugar." Millie said with a wink which caused Blitzø to blush before she & Moxxie left
"Did I just wink at him?" Millie said surprisingly
"Give my niece a hug & kiss for me." Barbie said as she left
Blitzø watched Moxxie & Millie leave hand in hand, he turned & started walking away, but then he stopped & looked back. He couldn't help but be curious about where they live & what they do outside of work, but he knew he couldn't do it, not after what happened after the incident at Ozzie's which was a fucking disaster. He took a few more steps forward before turning back to follow them.
"Fuck, I'm gonna regret this." Blitzø sighed
"Yep, that's exactly what I'm gonna do if I'm curious." Blitzø said
"Dammit…" Moxxie facepalmed
Blitzø followed Moxxie & Millie from afar to a huge luxury apartment building
"Whoa! Now this is an apartment! I wanna live there!" Millie beamed with joy
"That kinda looks a bit expensive." Joe said
"Blitzø must be paying them a good charge." Lin said
"Wow, Moxxie & Millie have been living, this is better than the shit shack they used to live in." Blitzø thought
Blitzø entered the building & went up to the desk lady
"Excuse me, do you know which apartment Moxxie & Millie live in?" Blitzø asked
"Yes, may I know who's visiting them?" The lady said
"Blitzø, with a silent O, I'm their boss." Blitzø said
"Alrighty then, it's Apartment 525, do you want me to inform them of your visit?" The lady asked
"Oh no, I wanna surprise them, but thank you." Blitzø said
"No problem." The lady said
When Blitzø got to Apartment 525
"This must be the place, now how do I–OW!" Blitzø exclaimed as he got hit by the door as Moxxie walked out with a trash bag in her hand
Most of everyone laughed at that
"Oh, now that's a classic comedy." Mammon said as he wiped a tear
"I'll be back in a jiffy, hon." Moxxie said as she left leaving the door open without noticing Blitzø
"Fuck! That hurt! At least she left the door open, let's take a look inside." Blitzø thought as rubbed his face
Blitzø looked inside the apartment which looked extremely homey.
"Wow, this is nice, I like it." Blitzø thought impressively
"Sweetie, is that you?" Millie called out
"Shit!" Blitzø said as he hid behind the couch & Millie entered the living room.
"Hello?" Millie looked around before noticing the door & went to close it "Hm, probably nothing."
"Whew, that was close." Blitzø thought as Millie went back to the kitchen before he silently went to the bedroom
When Blitzø got to the bedroom, he was met with a beautiful view of the city
"Wow, this is breathtaking, I can see my company from here." Blitzø whispered until he heard giggling & footsteps coming towards the room "Oh shit, I gotta hide."
Blitzø hid in the closet just in time as Moxxie & Millie entered the room & started making out.
"Oh my, getting freaky, are they?" Asmodeus said slyly as Moxxie & Millie blushed
"Couldn't wait until after dinner, could ya?" Moxxie said slyly
"You know I couldn't help myself, baby." Millie said
"I know, but that's why I love you." Moxxie said as they made out again & started undressing to their bras & panties
"Well, this just got interesting." Valentino smiled intriguingly
"I don't wanna see that." Cletus said embarrassingly as he covered his face
"Yeah, this is getting a bit awkward for me." Sallie May said
"Mm-hm, my daughter's sex life ain't something I wanna see." Joe said
"Good gracious." Sera said as she covered Emily's eyes.
"Shield your eyes, Via." Stolas said as he covered Octavia's eyes
"Oh no, not now…you know for some reason this is a bit more arousing than Moxxie did it with Mills when he was a guy. Wait, no, I shouldn't think things like that, I need to get outta here!" Blitzø thought anxiously
"Can't blame, this is hot as fuck though." Adam said
"Hang tight, sweetie, I'm gonna go get something." Millie said
Millie went to the closet & opened it when she & Moxxie saw in the closet sitting in a fetal position.
"Uh oh, busted." Cherri said
"Blitzø? Is that you?" Moxxie said as she began to approach Blitzø
"Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT! Now I've done it, they're gonna fucking kill me! No worse, they're gonna rip my dick off! Fucking dammit, why didn't I learn my lesson after what happened at Ozzie's!?" Blitzø thought I panic
"Blitzø, what are you doing in our closet?" Millie smiled
"Oh, me? I was uh…you know I was…I thought that I…" Blitzø tried to make an excuse as he began to sweat nervously
Moxxie & Millie stared at Blitzø for a moment before they both smirked, then they grabbed him & pushed him on the bed.
"What the hell?" Moxxie said in alert
"Whoa, hey, what are you doing?" Blitzø said in alert
"What's it look like, handsome? We're gonna have a three way.~" Moxxie said seductively
"Oh, now this got VERY interesting." Valentino said in excitement
"Keep your dick in your pants, Valentino." Millie glared
"Now wait a minute, Moxxie, we can't do that, you guys are married." Blitzø protested
"So what? We're in an open marriage, so that's not a problem. Besides, we always had a crush on you since the moment we met & always wanted to fuck you." Millie said as she & Moxxie began to crawl on the bed towards Blitzø "You know, sugar, if you wanted to be here with us tonight, all you had to do was ask."
"Me & Millie? Had a crush on Blitzø?" Moxxie said incredulously
"You'd be surprised with how many people who fell for me." Blitzø said
"That I can agree on." Verosika said
This shocked Blitzø, he thought Moxxie & Millie would be angry at him, but it looks like they are glad that he was here. What did Millie mean when she said they always had a crush on him. He knew Moxxie would never let him have a threesome with him & his wife. He always dreamed of doing that with them & it was about to come true, but now he's having second thoughts. He jumped out of the bed & headed to the door but it was locked.
"Oh come on, don't just run away, get into the action!" Valentino ranted
"What the hell?" Blitzø said confusingly
"Yoo-hoo.~ Looking for this?~" Millie said as she waved a key at Blitzø
"Um, Mills, can you please hand me the key?" Blitzø said
"Sure sweetie, but you have to come & get it." Millie said as she put the key between her boobs in her bra.
"Moxxie, Millie, we really shouldn't be doing this." Blitzø said nervously as Moxxie & Millie approached him
"Oh, NOW he's having sense." Moxxie said sarcastically
"Come on now, sugar, we just want to have some fun.~" Millie said lustfully as she pressed her boobs against Blitzø's chest & put her hand on his crotch
"& we'll know you'll have fun as well.~" Moxxie said as she pressed her boobs against Blitzø's back & licked his cheek
"Okay, I overstayed my welcome!" Blitzø freaked out as he smashed through the window & made a run
"OH COME ON!" Valentino exclaimed in outrage
"Usually, I wouldn't miss that opportunity, but then again I would freak out too." Blitzø said
"Come back anytime, Blitzø.~" Moxxie & Millie called out lovingly as they waved at him & connected their tails into a heart
Once Blitzø was far away from the apartment building
"Okay, what the FUCK was all that about!? Was that all a fucking illusion or something!? Why is everything so different around here & how did this happen!? I mean one day I had a shitty night & then–." Blitzø said
Just then, it hit Blitzø as he remembered what he did when he came home from Ozzie's
"Oh my god, the shooting star! The wish! IT ALL CAME TRUE!" Blitzø realized "How the fuck is that even possible, wishes don't come true like that in real life. This has to be someone's doing or at least a dream that I haven't woken up yet."
"Still in denial." Vaggie said
"Well, like Andrealphus said, wishes don't literally come true." Alastor said
Ring! Ring!
"Hello?" Blitzø said
"Master Blitzø, where on earth are you? It's late & you're not home yet? Is everything alright?" Bonez said
"Oh, yeah yeah, everything's fine, it's just that I had to do something first. But don't worry, I'm coming home, right now." Blitzø said
"I suggest you come quickly, Loona's getting quite worried, you were supposed to come home for movie night tonight." Bonez said
"Oh shit, I'm so sorry, I'm on my way." Blitzø said in alert
Blitzø ran all the way to the mansion & arrived
"Hoo, I made it." Blitzø panted
"Master Blitzø, you're right on time." An imp maid with gray skin, gray eyes, & black & white half & half colored hair said
"First a butler & now a maid? I'm getting the feeling that Blitzø might be rich" Stolas said
"If only." Blitzø said hopefully
"Where's Loona?" Blitzø asked
"In the living room, the popcorn is ready & the pizza has just arrived for movie night." The imp maid
"Thank you." Blitzø said as he went to the living room & saw Loona "Hey Loonie."
"Yay, you're home!" Loona said happily as she took Blitzø by the hand "Come on, let's start the movie."
While they were watching the movie, Blitzø looked at Loona who watched the movie with a smile, he was surprised that she was willing to spend time with him since she would always push him away & he rarely ever saw her smile before, but in all honesty he wasn't complaining. After the movie ended, Blitzø had Loona get ready for bed. While Loona was getting ready, Blitzø had a look around her room which was fitting for a little Hellhound girl. When Loona was ready, Loona asked Blitzø to read her a bedtime story. After Blitzø was done reading.
"& they lived happily ever after, the end." Blitzø said "Okay Loonie, time for you to go to sleep."
"Okay, goodnight." Loona said as she hugged Blitzø & kissed his cheek "I love you, Daddy."
"Awwwwwwwww!" Most of everyone exclaimed
"That is so precious." Emily said adoringly
Blitzø was shocked & his heart felt warm, Loona never hugged him or called him Dad or Daddy. Blitzø stood up & was about to leave the room, he looked back at the sleeping Hellhound child with tear-filled eyes before he walked out. In his mind it was all too good to be true & it was very cruel.
Seeing that made Loona think about her actions towards Blitzø
"Have I really been a bad daughter?" Loona thought
"Hopefully, everything will go back to normal." Blitzø said as he went to bed
Unbeknownst to Blitzø, this was only the beginning.
"So, what did you think?" Morph said
"That was rather entertaining." Alastor said
"I am shocked & at a loss here." Moxxie said
"I was surprised, but I didn't mind it." Millie said
""You think that's something, wait until you see the next chapters." Morph said