The Deku With A Mouth (MHA x Deadpool: "A wise man once said: Life sucks and then you die…Man what fucking liar cause my life sucks and I can't die! Fuck my life. Hello you beautiful bastards! Izuku here and welcome to a world that will...do something. Based on the name I think we can all guess what this one's about. So why in the ever-fuckin love of God did the author decided to make my life worse than it already was? Because 1: He's an asshole (Hey!) and B: he jerks off to the thought of me going through hell. If life were a joke, I wouldn't just be the punchline. I'm the comedian baby! If you want some kind of happy go lucky story look somewhere else idiots. If you're still here, then there's something wrong with you, but who am I to judge. So go pull up some seat, get a drink, some snacks and a condom because this is the story of how I became the greatest smartass in history! *Ungags author* Thank you, so this is basically when Izuku Midoriya was born without a Quirk he was given the most powerful ability in the world... annoying the hell out of everyone with his mouth. Combine that with his Super Regeneration and talent for killing, this is a what if Izuku Midoriya had Wade Wilson's (Deadpool) Regeneration powers and insane chaotic personality. Based on and inspired by Guillotine by PsychoLimbo)