One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda
Kingdom Hearts characters belong to Square Enix and Disney
OCs belong to me.
-Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight-
"Get them while they're distracted!" Nami shouted as she threw the two dodgeballs that had rolled over toward us to Zoro and Sanji. "Give them a good one for me, Sanji!" she cheered.
"Yeah! I'll show them the power of our sweet love!" Sanji swooned.
"Don't fuck it up, Zoro!" I grinned.
"Great motivation speech you got there!" Zoro laughed as I happily waved.
"Here they come—you might want to clear out of here!" Jube instructed as everyone quickly backed away from the two. Hamburg picked the unconscious Foxy up and quickly backed away as well just as Zoro prepared to throw his ball.
"Hey, take it easy, we're still warming up here!" someone on the opponent's side nervously shouted as Sanji started to twirl his ball around on the tip of his finger. Winding his arm back, Zoro was the first to throw his ball—grinning as he watched how it hit about nine people. Pretty soon after he had thrown his ball, Sanji kicked his and hit around the same amount of people as the swordsman.
"Eighteen members of Team Foxy are hereby eliminated for getting knocked out of bounds!" one of the referees called as he counted those that had been struck.
"Way to go!" Nami cheered.
"Good job, honey!" I chirped, causing the swordsman's grin to grow as he puffed his chest out in pride. I couldn't help but breathlessly chuckle upon seeing how pleased he looked to hear such praise even as his cheeks grew a little warm at the endearing term I used.
"What a show from the Straw Hats! The chef and swordsman both blew nine players out of the field!" Itomimizu gawked.
"Damn! I thought I'd get more than you..." Sanji grumbled.
"Yeah, knock them dead, Sanji! Knock them dead, Zoro!" Usopp cheered as Chiqicheetah made a grab for the two balls that had rolled onto the opposing team's side of the court.
"Pardon me" Robin politely smiled, using her Devil Fruit powers to grab the two balls before the cheetah and toss them back over to our team.
"Wow! Do you think we can take out nine people too?" Chopper innocently asked as he caught the ball tossed his way.
"Nine? I'll do ten!" Luffy grinned, catching his own ball as Chiqicheetah hastily shot behind his crew—quick to look for protection the minute he saw the dangerous glint in our captain's eyes. Slamming his feet into the ground, Luffy buried them deep into the soil as he stretched his arms as far back as he could. "Gum Gum Slingshot!" his arms rocketed forward, sending the ball in his hands flying toward the people on the other side of the court, taking out ten people just like he said he would.
"Out of bounds! Ten members of team Foxy are eliminated!" a blond referee called.
"Oh yeah! That's a new record!" Luffy happily cheered.
"He's certainly having fun" I softly chuckled, gaze softening at the sight of how ecstatic our captain looked.
"Yet another strong showing from the Straw Hats—they're thinning out the competition, but Team Foxy finally has a ball" Itomimizu said as Hamburg placed Foxy on his back and picked up the dodgeball.
"Let's see how many I can knock out" Chopper said.
"Go on, Chopper—even the score! Nine, ten, eleven, or even more!" Usopp cheered.
"You can do it!" I encouraged.
"Sure, you got it!" Chopper nodded as he threw the ball which struck down a lot of people on its way toward Hamburg. Sadly though, the monkey caught it the minute it struck his stomach—allowing the force of the impact to carry him all the way to the out-of-bounds line, yet stopping just before he could officially cross it.
"Oh! A last-minute catch from Hamburg saves the day, now Team Foxy has both balls in their possession!" Itomimizu announced. "Could it finally be time for a comeback?" he asked.
"Nice work as always, Hamburg! Now, why don't you pass those balls to Big Pan?" Foxy suggested.
"Roger, boss!" Hamburg nodded as he tossed the two balls up toward the giant Wotan.
"Right, this is it! Take them all out in one shot!" Foxy ordered.
"Not me!" Usopp fearfully cried, quickly taking refuge behind Zoro and Sanji while everyone else either ducked or took cover to avoid being in the way of the balls once they were thrown. "Please, not me!" he whimpered, now starting to panic as he scampered over toward Luffy and Chopper to take refuge behind them instead. Big Pan threw the two balls down with all his might which Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, and Chopper were all able to effortlessly dodge them. Usopp, on the other hand, was the only one to take the full brunt of the attack—too slow in avoiding the balls the minute he finally noticed them coming toward him in his frantic state.
"Usopp, no!" Chopper worriedly cried as the sharpshooter was thrown back and out of bounds along with a few of the Foxy Pirates who were knocked back by the impact of the balls.
"What happened?" Itomimizu asked, trying his hardest to see through the dust that had been kicked up. "I can't see" he coughed as the dust finally started to settle and clear out of the way.
"Out of bounds! Mr. Long-Nose and twenty-two members of Team Foxy are hereby eliminated!" Rokuroshi shouted.
"That looks bad, are you okay?" Nami worriedly asked.
"You're not dead, are you?" I questioned.
"Yeah...and no...it takes more than that to kill me..." Usopp weakly groaned. "Hey, and look, I got the ball" he brightly smiled as he shakily held up the ball in his hands.
"Big Pan's devastating dodgeball smash eliminated the Straw Hats' long-nosed sniper but caused a crushing amount of damage to his own team! Now Foxy and Hamburg are the only ones left on the field!" Itomimizu announced. "At this rate, the Foxy Pirates may be undone by their own strength! The match is now two to four—what's next? Who will reign supreme?" he questioned.
"Hey, boss, what now?" Hamburg asked.
"What do you mean what now? I can't use my Slow Slow Beams as of now as that archaeologist chick is here!" Foxy irritably growled. "So there's only one choice left" he huffed.
"You mean you-know-what?" Hamburg snickered.
"You-know-what indeed!" Foxy laughed before halting as Robin used her Devil Fruit powers to get Hamburg out of the game by simply dropping one of the dodgeballs on top of his head.
"What a turn of events! Now Hamburg is out of the game too!" Itomimizu gasped.
"Good one, Robin!" Luffy laughed.
"Hamburg is safe!" one of the referees suddenly shouted as he blew his whistle—quick to try and overrule the hit.
"You sure?" Robin asked.
"Yeah because Article Fifty-Four states that while the face doesn't count, the top of the head is still fair game—shouldn't you have known that?" I grinned.
"If I were you, I'd start using my head before somebody chops it off" Rokuroshi scolded. "The girls are right, Hamburg is out!" he called.
"I'm sorry, sir..." the referee meekly apologized.
"The Straw Hats archaeologist and swordswoman have memorized the massive rulebook in only moments by flexing the mighty muscles of their minds!" Itomimizu proclaimed, sounding quite impressed with the two of us.
"You both read all that? Awesome!" Nami grinned
"Not really, I've just been reading the ones that seem important" I confessed, sheepishly scratching my cheek. "Robin, on the other hand, probably has been reading the whole thing this entire time..." I mumbled as the archaeologist chuckled. I may like to read, but even I can admit that books as big as the rulebook can get quite dizzying to look at after a while—the words becoming jumbled-up messes that made my eyes sting and my head hurt after a while of staring.
"Thanks for the compliment, but we're only about halfway through" Robin clarified, holding up the massive book to show the ginger just how many more pages we both had to go through before reaching the end.
"Well, either way, they only have one left" Nami pointed out. "So let's finish them off quick" she smiled as she tossed the dodgeball that had rolled closest to her to Sanji.
"You got it!" Sanji grinned as he caught the ball with ease.
"Hey, Sanji" a few women on the opposing side suddenly called out, flirtatiously winking at the blond the moment he looked their way.
"Yes, ladies?" Sanji cooed, swooning over the women the moment he saw the way they were looking at him.
"Please don't hit our boss—just give us the ball, okay?" they sweetly asked him.
"Of course!" Sanji dopily agreed as he handed the ball over to them without any complaint.
"You're so sweet—now, would you mind getting knocked out of the game?" Porche sweetly cooed, taking the lead for the rest of the women of the opposing team. "As a favor, for me?" she innocently asked.
"It'll be my pleasure, ma'am—you can hit me wherever you like" Sanji dreamingly sighed, lost in a daze as he toppled over which caused Chopper to quickly scramble away from him the moment he saw the deadly glare that Nami was currently shooting the blonde's way.
"If you don't get up, I'll knock you out!" the ginger snarled.
"Honestly, Sanji" I heavily sighed as I crossed my arms. "Surely it can't be that hard to act like a normal human being around women" I frowned, pinching the bridge of my nose as the blond finally came back to his senses. But by then it was too late as he was swiftly knocked out by the dodgeball that was dropped right on top of his head the second he looked up.
"Oh! Love Hunter Sanji has been blissfully bludgeoned and dearly eliminated from the game!" Itomimizu announced as Usopp dragged Sanji off of the field, irritably grumbling to himself as he did so. "Now he'll be joining his long-nosed companion on the sidelines."
"Bye-bye!" Porche laughed.
"Ugh! You make me sick!" Zoro scowled.
"I mean, was this really all that surprising?" I asked, shoulders slumping as I realized that it was only a matter of time before something like this happened.
"We should have seen that coming" Robin sighed.
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