'I woke up in huge spaceship and had this big laser sword! There were these big soldiers in white suits, and this big dark dude with a big voice.' Larry said.
'Were there zeebas in spaceship?' Bob asked.
'I went looking for them, but I didn't see any. I did hear about these 'Rebels' and how much soldiers wanted them dead. Sounded good to me.'
'Were rebels zeebas?'
'No, they fought scary. Then there was this little green dude who had this 'Force' that he use to lift things and people in the air.' Larry continued.
'Green?' Was he crocodile?' Bob asked.
'No, but he wouldn't let me eat him.' Larry replied.
'Did Dad fall asleep watching 'Star Wars'?' Junior asked, overhearing the conversation.
'Unfortunately, yes. I fear he's already ordered a lightsaber and a StormTrooper costume to try and scare the Zebra next door.' Patty replied.
And she was right. Except Zebra wasn't scared by Larry's silly attempt.