It was a bright day in the Gotham City courthouse, as Arthur Fleck had been undergoing a lengthy trial and was about to receive his sentence,
Before the sentence had been laid down, Arthur had a few choice words he wanted to say.
Arthur said to the jury "I'm not the Joker, there is no Joker."
The judge was about to declare the verdict, but then Arthur continued "and there is no Arthur Fleck either."
The jury wondered what he meant by that. Who was Arthur Fleck if not the Joker?
Arthur was about to answer their question as he said "I'm-"
The jury and other court attendees began looking in suspense as Arthur once again said "I'm-"
Even the Judge was curious as he also began paying attention with dedicated interest to the clown.
Arthur Fleck finally spoke his mind as he said "I'M KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA!"
Arthur then turned into the famous Echidna from Sega's flagship franchise and began punching the people in the jury, one-by-one.
Harleen then got out of her seat and began applauding furiously at her husbando's act of vengeance.
"NOT SO FAST JOKER-PERSON-GUY-THINGAMABOB!"
Nipples the Enchilada looked over and saw the famous DC superhero who's known for patrolling the crime ridden streets and delivering justice to those who would hurt the innocent, standing in the doorway.
You guys already know who it is, so I won't even introduce him.
The Red Bee continued with "I'M HERE TO STOP YOU JOKER!"
Naples the Empanada then looked over and said "go on and try it, Red Pee!"
The Red Bee shed a single tear at Narwhals the Endobacteria's harsh insult before lunging at the Sega character.
The Red Bee then attacked Noodles the Encyclopedia with the iconic attack that every single comic book reader knows him for.
He pulled out his deck of Duel Masters cards and summoned the monster, Bullshock Dragon!
"Bolshack Dragon, attack!" yelled the Red Bee.
Bolshack Dragon did as he was told. A stream of fire exited from Bolshack Dragon's mouth with the intent of burning Needles the Echopraxia to a crisp.
Nachos the Equilibria dodged Bullshock Dragon's blast before using the attack that everyone who's ever played a Sonic game knows him for.
Neighbors the Influenza pulled out his copy of the video game, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, and bashed the Red Bee over the head with it.
Harley Quinn jumped into the fight and said "I've got a trick up my sleeve too" before pulling out her Beyblade, Storm Pegasus.
"PEGASUS STAR BLAST ATTACK!" yelled Harley Quinn before firing her Beyblade at the Red Bee, hitting the iconic superhero square in the nuts.
The Red Bee did not falter under pressure, instead he pulled out his deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards and summoned the monster, Dark Magician, to his aid.
"DARK MAGICIAN! ATTACK HER LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!" yelled the Red Bee.
Dark Magician did as he was told and zapped Harleen Quinzel with his staff, sending the woman flying across the courtroom.
Unfortunately, the Red Bee was so preoccupied with Harleen, that he didn't see Nuggets the Epiderma coming at him.
Skittles the Euthanasia then grabbed a can of SpaghettiO's and bopped the Red Bee on the noggin with them, giving the iconic superhero a concussion.
"OH GOD NO! I'M TOO WELL KNOWN A CHARACTER FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!" whispered the Red Bee.
Harley Quinn raced back to assist her husband before taking the Red Bee and piledriving him like the Ultimate Warrior. The superhero then blew up due to not being able to handle her absolutely radical wrestling moves.
Staples the Erotica and Harley then looked into each other's eyes, before Harley said "I wanna have da sex wit you"
Fuckles the Elvira and Harley proceeded to have sex for 5 million years.
I'll kiss you on the lips for a leftover pop-tart.
